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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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Come on,
Let's see what you've got.
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Put it right here.
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It's out of the park!
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[glass shatters]
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Gosalyn mallard!
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Principal farnsworth?
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Would you say the
Pesky perpetrator
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Pilfered your plentiful stock
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Of profitable playthings?
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No. I'd just say I got robbed.
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I just need one singular clue
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To the strange
Disappearance of your toys.
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What about these?
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Don't bother me with
Questions on dental hygiene!
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This is a clue!
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I know this logo.
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It belongs to my old
Nemesis quackerjack... Umph!
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Another clue?
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No. Another crash.
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It's my... Sidekick.
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gos' school wants you for a
Parent-teacher conference.
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Gosalyn's been caught playing
Baseball in the halls again.
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Do you know what that means?
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Please have mercy on her!
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She's just a child.
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I've been derelict in my duties.
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Punish me, not her!
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Mr. Mallard, please!
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This really isn't necessary.
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Care for some brie and crackers?
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No, thanks.
Watching my waistline.
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Gosalyn is a good kid.
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It's difficult being
A single parent.
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Yes, yes. Most difficult.
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You might find
Some helpful hints
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In this book...
the perfect parent.
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"Congratulations, reader.
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You're on your way to
Becoming the perfect parent."
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Whatcha reading, dad?
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"The first step
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Is creating the perfect
Home environment."
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Oh, science fiction.
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Why would quackerjack
Steal all those toys?
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Spite? Revenge?
Large birthday party?
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What dastardly deed
Is he devising?
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"A perfect parent can never rest
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Knowing dust bunnies live."
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Move your feet.
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Dad!
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Why upset a delicate ecosystem?
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[ring ring]
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Hello? Oh, hi, launchpad.
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Oh, dad!
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Not now.
Daddy's talking on mr. Phone.
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But, dad!
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Hostage situation
At the toy store?
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I'm coming!
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That's right, troops,
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The competition's gone!
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Now you can fill those
Shelves with quackerjack toys!
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Exploding panda? Aisle 7.
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Your plan will never
Work, quackerjack.
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Consumers won't buy...
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Ooh!
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Dangerous toys.
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My toys are not dangerous,
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Merely misunderstood.
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Some are even... Educational.
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No, please! Not the...
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Yes!
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The incredibly dreary
Mr. History doll!
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He'll simply bore you to death!
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Hee hee hee!
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In 1803,
The louisiana purchase was signed,
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Nearly doubling
The country's size.
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No! No! No!
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Get ready for the
Industrial revolution!
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I am the terror that
Flaps in the night!
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I am the check-writer
In the cash-only line!
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I am... All out of my
Trademark blue smoke.
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Darkwing duck!
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You'll ruin my fun,
You big fat spoilsport!
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[whistles]
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[clicking]
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Blah!
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I really look fat?
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It's playtime!
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Nice doggies! Nice doggies!
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I'll be back, darkwing duck!
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This calls for the latest
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In state-of-the-art
Crime-fighting devices.
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Fetch!
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That was no ordinary
Doggie bone.
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Where did he go?
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He got away.
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Maybe we can still catch him.
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I can't.
I've got a roast in the oven.
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Let's stake out the
Place after dinner.
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I can't.
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I'm helping gos
With her homework.
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Monosodium gluteus maximus.
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Monosodium glutamate.
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Gos, I used to be
Quite the science whiz.
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We've created
Homemade mouthwash!
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It will definitely
Kill the germs
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That cause bad breath.
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[ring]
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Hello. What?
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Figures. Just when gos was
Learning something useful.
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Sorry, honey.
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Quackerjack's at
The toy store again.
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Oh, thank you.
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My toys are all gone!
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[clicking]
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But, mr quackerjack,
I tried to tell you.
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Parents won't buy your toys.
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Fiddlesticks!
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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Why not try a tasteful
Quackerjack toy?
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Pet the nice doggie, henry.
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[grrr]
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Wait! Some would say my
Toys are an acquired taste.
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Kids would like them if
Parents didn't interfere!
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All right, quackerjack,
Playtime's over.
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Well, if it isn't darkwing dud.
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I grow weary of this game.
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W-w-whoa!
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Ha! And they say my
Toys are dangerous.
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Oh! My giant inflatable
Bobo punching bag.
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Ooh! A classic!
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You'll get a bang out of bobo.
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Whoo! Hoo hoo hoo!
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You're finished, quacker-jerk!
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Umph!
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Cleanup on aisle 2.
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So much for the
Happy clown myth.
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This place will
Be blown sky-high.
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Yep, yep. My correspondence
Course in mountaineering
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Really paid off.
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You o.K., d.W.?
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Yep, yep.
The ol' panda broke my fall.
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[rings]
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Well, he nearly broke my fall...
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And my arm, my leg, my neck.
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Don't worry, d.W.
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If anything ever
Happened to you,
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I'd raise gos as
If she were my own.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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Thanks for the thought,
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But don't give up
Your day job yet.
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What if something
Did happen to me?
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Gos would really lack
A perfect parent.
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Dad, I'm home!
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What's wrong, house?
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Would you and your
Playmates like a cookie?
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They're made with
Wholesome oat bran.
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Dad, are you feeling o.K.?
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I'm swell, honey.
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Looking forward
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To spending some
Quality time with you,
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My little cutie-
Goodie-goodie-pie.
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Not in front of the guys.
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Would they like to
Stay for supper?
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Zucchini meat loaf. Mmm. Yum.
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What have you done with my dad?
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You little imp.
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Want to help me hang
My new chintz curtains?
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Dad, isn't there a
Crime-riddled city out there
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Begging for your quality time?
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The police will handle it.
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I've quit crime-fighting
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To become a full-time parent.
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Dad, I like things the
Way they are... Were.
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Nope. From now on,
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It's just you and me, kid.
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We'll use the leftover fabric
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For your school play costume.
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I'm in no school play!
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You are now.
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And guess who's directing.
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This quality time stuff's
Really cramping my style.
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Well, we've plastered
Every pole in town
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With flyers for the play.
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If that doesn't do
It, this will.
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D.W.!
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Well, my banana-brained friend,
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If parents won't buy my
Toys, children will.
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I'll surround
Myself with children
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In my ultimate toy utopia.
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They'll recognize me
For my toy genius.
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They'll declare me toy czar!
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Where will you get the
Kids, almighty toy maker?
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There's a name for
People like you!
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I mean, I know where.
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Didn't think I did,
Huh, smarty-pants?
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We're going to a school play!
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It's playtime!
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I can't believe I have
To play the stupid fairy.
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Yeah. This play stinks.
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They cut my napalm scene.
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I like being a rock.
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Think I look like
Quartz or limestone?
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If we all walk,
Nobody gets hurt.
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Pizza bar... My treat.
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Going somewhere, leading lady?
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We can't begin without the star.
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Places, people! It's magic time!
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[groaning]
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I'm not leaving this spot!
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Whoa!
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Quackerjack!
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Hey, kids,
How would you like to come with me
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To a happy place full of glee...
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No parents, no broccoli,
And lots of tv?
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And no stupid play.
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Don't do it!
He's the demented quackerjack!
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Plus all the toys you want.
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Forget that, bugle beak.
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What's in it for me?
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My newest line...
Destructo toys.
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Cool! Lead the way!
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Come on, squirt.
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All right, quack,
You asked for it!
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Y-y-you don't scare me.
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I've seen b-b-better
Teeth on a rusty zipper.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Without further ado,
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I bring you the
cookie crumb fairy,
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Starring that
Inimitable impresario
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Gosalyn mallard!
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Gos, that's your cue.
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Uh, technical
Difficulties, I'm sure.
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Nothing to worry about.
One moment, please.
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I know they went to
That pizza joint!
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The crowd's getting ugly.
Now what?
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I'll go get the little...
Darlings.
267
00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:41,582
But someone's got to
Hold down the fort.
268
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:44,415
Not me. Uh-uh.
269
00:13:44,416 --> 00:13:47,874
No! I, uh...
Just flew in from duckburg,
270
00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:51,458
And, boy, are my arms tired.
271
00:13:57,291 --> 00:14:00,165
What are you looking...
Smiling at?
272
00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:02,624
Patience,
My grubby little consumers.
273
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:06,332
Hee hee hee!
There's toys for all.
274
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:09,874
I'll take this
Brass knuckle yo-yo.
275
00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:12,749
Marvelous choice.
29.95... No checks.
276
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:16,165
I've got a quarter
And some lint.
277
00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:20,165
You have to pay for my toys!
278
00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:23,332
But we don't have any money.
279
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:26,707
Eureka! If you make my toys,
280
00:14:26,708 --> 00:14:30,332
I can pay you for your work.
281
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:33,457
Then you can buy my toys!
282
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:38,833
This is the happiest
Moment of my life.
283
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:43,165
Why work for money to buy toys?
284
00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:46,624
Why not just make our own toys?
285
00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:50,207
Why doesn't he just
Keep his money?
286
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:51,582
Bookkeeping.
287
00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:55,124
Well, I'm tired of
Quackerjack's fancy bookkeeping.
288
00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:58,999
We're busting out of this joint...
On 3.
289
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,957
1, 2, 3!
290
00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:04,165
What about the others, gos?
291
00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:06,415
We'll return with help...
292
00:15:06,416 --> 00:15:11,458
If a perfect parent
Will drop his mock.
293
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:16,458
They're getting closer.
294
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:19,875
[sniffs]
295
00:15:19,876 --> 00:15:23,582
Pepperoni... Olives...
296
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:26,082
Thick crust... It's pizza!
297
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:28,416
This way, guys!
298
00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:35,582
It's no use!
299
00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:39,124
Some big oaf's
Standing on the grate!
300
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:42,999
Now where could
Those kids have gone?
301
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,999
That's no oaf. That's your dad.
302
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,582
Dad? Dad!
303
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:51,499
Hey, dad! Down here, dad!
304
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:55,207
Gosalyn mallard,
Come out right now!
305
00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:57,707
I'd be delighted to, dad,
306
00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:01,249
But some fat oaf's on the grate!
307
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:04,624
Don't you talk to me that way!
308
00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:07,082
I really look fat?
309
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,165
[howling]
310
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:09,415
Dad!
311
00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:13,082
We're trapped in here!
Quackerjack's got us!
312
00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:14,708
Ow!
313
00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:17,624
Dad!
314
00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:19,415
Gosalyn!
315
00:16:19,416 --> 00:16:21,874
This is no parent's job.
316
00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:25,999
This is a job for...
No. He retired.
317
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,499
Wait. I see it now...
318
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,999
Perfect parent
Protects his progeny.
319
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,457
Darkwing duck makes
Smash comeback!
320
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:35,624
I'm coming, gos.
321
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:40,290
Your little friends can watch
Their ringleader go first.
322
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,415
Ready...
323
00:16:41,416 --> 00:16:46,416
I sense a need for
An apology here.
324
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:52,290
Ready... Aim...
325
00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:54,999
I am the terror that
Flaps in the night!
326
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,707
I am the quality time
That ruins your playtime!
327
00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:01,499
Darkwing duck!
328
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,874
Now she's on cue.
329
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:08,332
My, what big guns you have.
I'm shaking.
330
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:10,291
Fire!
331
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:13,582
[coughs]
332
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:14,707
Ouch.
333
00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:18,416
Eat nutty putty, feather brain.
334
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:25,415
Good thing I wore
My teflon suit.
335
00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:27,333
Hyah!
336
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,250
Attack!
337
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:42,625
I said attack!
338
00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:47,125
Here's something
Right up your alley.
339
00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:51,500
Strike!
340
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:54,290
Save the children!
341
00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:59,083
Remember...
Turn left when you smell the pizza.
342
00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:04,499
Eeeww! Quackster, babe,
343
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:10,166
You really need to
Seek professional help.
344
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,499
Sucker shot, quackerjack.
345
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,875
Now suck gas, evildoer!
346
00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:21,833
I'll stop it!
347
00:18:25,416 --> 00:18:27,832
Whoo! Hoo hoo hoo!
348
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,874
It's playtime!
349
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:35,250
Bummer. There goes my
Allowance for a week.
350
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:40,415
I suddenly have an
Irresistible urge to yodel.
351
00:18:40,416 --> 00:18:42,207
Yodel-ay-hee-whoo.
352
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:46,499
Hope you don't think
I'm stringing you along.
353
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,749
Could this possibly
Be more humiliating?
354
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:53,957
Who said life's not
All fun and games?
355
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:56,875
Darkwing, catch!
356
00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:01,707
Thanks, gos.
357
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:04,457
There goes college.
358
00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:07,499
The show's over, geppetto!
359
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:10,165
Aah!
360
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:13,125
Ooh! Hee hee hee!
361
00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:18,707
I feel like a meatball
In a spaghetti dinner.
362
00:19:18,708 --> 00:19:23,124
Hang tight, dad!
I'll get you out!
363
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:24,624
Ha ha ha!
364
00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:25,958
Ohh!
365
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:31,458
Bummer.
There goes the inheritance.
366
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,832
Aah!
367
00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:41,707
Aah!
368
00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:44,000
Whoa! Whoa!
369
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:52,999
[bawling]
370
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:58,250
My kingdom broken
Like a cheap toy!
371
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:00,999
My career is ruined.
372
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:05,000
There's only one thing to do.
373
00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:07,583
Dad?
374
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,874
Don't play with
Quackerjack toys.
375
00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:13,583
They're dangerous.
376
00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:18,708
Kiss your tail feathers goodbye.
377
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:23,375
Kiss this, quackerjack!
378
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,124
Nice shot, slugger.
379
00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:30,457
Ohh!
380
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:31,707
Not. Not.
381
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:36,707
No air bag gets the best of me!
382
00:20:36,708 --> 00:20:39,165
We'll be blown to bits!
383
00:20:39,166 --> 00:20:41,624
We'll probably be
Smothered first.
384
00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:44,582
Didn't they cover
Reassuring your child
385
00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:46,582
In that book, dad?
386
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:49,374
Must have skimmed that chapter.
387
00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:51,999
I guess this is goodbye.
388
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,332
I tried to be a good parent.
389
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,874
Guess I could have worn
390
00:20:57,875 --> 00:21:00,707
That stupid fairy costume.
391
00:21:00,708 --> 00:21:04,290
But if I hadn't quit
Crime-fighting...
392
00:21:04,291 --> 00:21:08,082
Granted,
But if I'd behaved in school...
393
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:11,415
Oh, gos,
Can you ever forgive me?
394
00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:14,457
Give me your hand, sweetie.
395
00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:15,999
Hey, what's this?
396
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,750
It's the mouthpiece.
397
00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:24,625
Use your teeth, dad.
That always works.
398
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,707
I've almost got it.
399
00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:31,582
It's coming. It's coming.
400
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:34,707
[whizzing]
401
00:21:34,708 --> 00:21:36,874
Way to go, dad!
402
00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:38,874
Come on, be honest.
403
00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:41,874
I do look fat, don't I?
404
00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:46,249
Come on, folks,
I know you're out there.
405
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:48,874
I can hear you breathing.
406
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:52,458
Places, people, places.
407
00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:58,875
Here, dad.
I think you dropped this.
408
00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:01,082
We superheroes have
Unnaturally keen instincts
409
00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:02,582
On child rearing,
410
00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:04,082
Don't you think?
411
00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:05,999
Yeah.
412
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,375
Go get 'em, slugger.
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