Original subtitles

♪ daring duck of mystery ♪

♪ champion of right ♪

♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪

♪ darkwing of the night ♪

♪ somewhere some Villain schemes ♪

♪ but his number's up ♪

3, 2, 1!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous.

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Darkwing, darkwing duck!

♪ a cloud of smoke And he appears ♪

♪ the master of surprise ♪

♪ who's that cunning Mind behind ♪

♪ the shadowy disguise ♪

♪ nobody knows for sure ♪

♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪

♪ here comes ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Look out!

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ you better watch Out, you bad boys ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪♪

I am the terror that Flaps in the night.

I am the weirdo

Who sits next to you on the bus.

I am... The swan prince?

Heh heh heh.

Yaaaa!

Dark, darling, Are you all right?

Morgana macabre.

At last, You've given up your wicked ways.

From now on it'll Just be the two of us.

Fighting crime Happily ever after.

Almost there. Almost.

Got it!

Here's the problem.

Part of last night's Dinner was clogging...

Hmmmmm!

Hey! Whoa there, d.W.

A simple thank you Would do just fine.

Ptooo! Yuk!

This is positively pathetic!

I'm so bored waiting For a crime to solve

I can't even stay awake.

Aaaahh.

Come on, launchpad.

If we can't find A bad guy to bust,

Maybe the night Air'll wake me up.

Ok, d.W., but no kissing.

D.W., look!

Hurry it up, boys!

There's a baby in That burning building.

Burning building?

It's ok, little fella. You're safe now.

Hey!

This case is getting Battier by the minute.

Just the way I like it.

Come on, l.P., Let's find out who's behind this.

Just as I suspected.

Those bats belong To morgana macabre.

Do we have to go in there?

This place gives me the creeps.

And besides, You know how you get around her.

Don't be ridiculous.

Morgana's just another Common criminal to me

And nothing more.

Squeak? Back so soon?

What do you mean darkwing Duck followed you?

Oh, dear! What am I gonna do?

I can't let him See me like this.

Aah, thank you, archie.

Hurry and hide what you've Stolen from the sleepwalkers.

Very nice, my little pets.

Launchpad, it's only a house.

It's not gonna bite you.

Aah, dark. This is a surprise.

What brings you To macabre manor?

Ooh, hello, morgana.

We were just driving by

And thought I'd...

Oh! I mean, We're investigating a crime spree

And you're the prime seduction.

Uh, suspect.

Oh, dark. I've missed you.

I was hoping you'd kiss Me before you woke up.

Well, I would have,

But... Wait a minute. That was my dream.

Aah, yes. It's been my dream too.

I've always wanted to kiss you.

Oooh, yeaaaa.

Adieu, dark.

Come on. We'd better visit dreamland

Before darkwing figures Out what we're up to.

Nodoff! Nodoff, where are you?

Ooh, nodoff, you startled me.

So sorry, your beautifulness.

Might there be something I could do for you.

I need more sleep sand.

Of course, but why?

Is there something Wrong, my lovely?

I may have to stop this Scheme sooner than I thought.

Darkwing duck is Asking questions.

What do you know about This dimwitted duck?

I will destroy him.

No! You are not to harm one Feather on darkwing's head.

And that's an order.

Order? Hummm.

We'll see who gives Orders in dream world.

Eek, squeak, You know what to do.

Come on, mr. Greenbacks.

Throw your fastball.

Fire one right Across the old plate.

Nice catch, archie.

Did you see the way Morgana looked at me?

Yeah. I just wish you'd Seen that lamppost

Before we slammed into it.

Aaah, what a night.

Isn't it romantic, l.P.?

Just look at that moon,

The stars, Those falling gold bricks.

Falling gold bricks!

Ah-ha, it's the wind up

And the... Hey! Ooough!

Hey! What are you two Weirdos doing in my bedroom?

Darkwing duck at your service.

Oh, yeah? Well, duck this.

Waaa!

Will you stop?

Aah, darkwing duck looks even More handsome in the moonlight.

Now, where did you two Put the sleep sand?

Well, don't just flap there. Go get it.

Aah, good citizen. Pillar of our society...

Let me explain.

My, aren't we the Grump when we wake up?

Hey! Come back here!

Waaaa!

All right, bats. Suck sneezing powder.

Achoo. Achoo. Achoo.

Yaaaa!

Am I a duck of action?

Or am... I... A... Duck... Of...

[ snoring ]

What's going on here?

Where am I?

Yaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Is that you, launchpad?

I am the terror that Flaps in the night.

Hey-hey-hey-hey! I'm supposed to say that.

Aah, but things never happen The way they're supposed to

In dream world.

Dream world. Ha!

And who are you? The sand man?

Ha-ha-ha-ha. That's a good one.

I am nodoff, Ruler of dream world.

And you are my sleeping servant.

So you're the noxious Nighttime nuisance

Behind st. Canard's slew Of slumbertime stickups.

Yes. And soon the Whole city will sleep.

Not while I'm around, peewee.

Oh, yoo-hoo. Surprise.

But-but-if you're-

Well, then who am I...

Ya-haa ya-haa ya-haa!

Hissss.

You don't scare me...

That much.

Mr. Ruler of dream world.

Very nice. But enough playing.

Time for the Nightmares to begin.

Drake mallard. What are you doing Out of your seat, young man?

Mrs. Broskowski. What are you doing here?

I haven't seen you Since third grade.

Come along, drakey. Nap time is over.

You've got a test to take.

A test?! But I didn't have time to study!

Oh, well. How hard can one little test be?

You have 5 minutes to finish.

Yaaa!

Aah, much fun.

Morgana?

Nodoff, I'm afraid my supply Of sleep sand has been lost.

Yes. And I know who found it.

Darkwing!

Morgana. Don't tell me you're working

For this slumberland sicko.

No, of course not.

He... Well, we's working for me.

And I've been working On something special...

Super sleep sand.

All of st. Canard will be put to sleep.

In your dreams, buster.

You need not worry about your Meddling friend interfering.

You're not listening to this Punic pushy pinhead, are you?

Forgive me, duck,

But I can't have you Getting in the way.

Keep him here Until I'm finished,

But don't hurt him.

You have my word, O compassionate one.

Lucky for me, I never keep my word.

And now, a feat never Performed by a duck...

Huu-hoo, boy.

Yaaaaa!

But, I'm an excellent swimmer.

And a good aim.

Yaaaa!

Ptooey!

Good thing you're a heavy Snorer, d.W.

Otherwise I'd never Found you way up here.

Ah, by the way, Isn't this kind of an odd place

To take a nap?

Nevermind that, l.P.

We've got to find morgana

Before she puts the Entire city to sleep.

Target is in sight.

And now, with the city asleep,

I'll finally be able To steal enough money

To pay off my student loans.

Sorry, morgana, But your dream-dusting days are gone.

But-but, you're asleep.

Darkwing duck could never Sleep through a crime.

Now be a good girl and Hand over that sand.

Oh, I do want to be a good girl,

But I can't.

Being bad is too rewarding.

Someday you'll give Up your life of crime.

And when you do I'll be... Hey! What is this?!

Get this... Get off of me!

Not there. It's my special spot. Heh-heh-heh.

Morgana... Heh-heh-heh.

Oops.

Noooo.

Aaaaaah.

Oh no!

[ snoring ]

Aah, what am I doing In dream world?

Aaah. Aaah, yes, I remember.

This is all darkwing's fault.

Oh, why did I have to Fall for an honest duck?

Don't worry. If it'll make you feel any better,

You can fall for me too.

Aaaaah!

You did well, morgana,

O colorful one.

Thanks to you and Your caped friend,

I now have what I wanted...

The entire city of st. Canard...

Asleep forever.

Ha-ha-ha. Yaa-ha-ha.

Hmmm-mmm-waam!

Do you think I wanted to Send her to dream world?

I'd rather face that Nightmare ninny myself

Than have her... Hey! Hey!

Stop it! What are you doing?!

If you think I'm going in there,

You have got another... Gaaaa!

[ snoring ]

As the good citizens of st. Canard

Frolic in the land of lullabies,

Our hero braves the Unknown to save them.

Luckily, The element of surprise is his.

We've been waiting for you.

Free her or prepare to suck gas.

As you wish.

Oh, dark, darling.

Oh, well... Not now, morgana.

All right, nodoff,

Turn off the lights. The party's over.

Wrong. The party's just warming up.

Hope you brought your sunscreen.

Ooh, you're melting. You're melting.

What's the matter?

Pleasant dreams... That's it! Remember?

You're really just asleep.

You can dream us out of this.

Just think pleasant thoughts.

Pleasant dreams... Pleasant dreams...

It's working! It's working!

It's...

Oh, ho ho. Another nightmare.

Oops.

You forgot one thing...

The wedding cake.

Ptooey!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

I refuse to let You hurt darkwing.

Forget darkwing.

Join me, morgana, and yours shall Be the riches of st. Canard.

Don't be a fool, morg.

You know what this pint-size Pipsqueak's promises are worth.

Is this something I have To decide right now?

Morgana!

Right-right-right, Ok, I'm deciding...

I am deciding...

Good decision, morgana.

Nighty night, nodoff.

Now she has a pleasant dream!

If this doesn't wake up st. Canard,

Nothing will.

[ snoring ]

[ alarm ringing ]

Quiet down there!

Knock off that racket!

I suppose it's too Late for a truce?

Bingo.

So you wanna play rough, eh?

Well, just remember There's only one of you

And there's two of...

Morgana?

Aah, I'm waking up.

Morgana, wait!

Now my fun's spoiled.

Dark, darling, I'm back.

I couldn't live without you.

Come with me now

To the land of eternal sleep.

My dearest, darkwing.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Aaah! You spilled my sleep sand!

Of course. Why didn't I think of this before?

Leave that alone, you...

I feel so sleepy.

Hey. This isn't dream world.

What are you doing here?

Where's darkwing?

Eek and squeak.

Oh, dark, darling.

Wh-wh-well, hello.

All right, You slippery little snoozer,

The show's over. You're going home.

Not before I find someone Else to spread my sleep sand.

Oh no, you don't.

Eek. Squeak.

Aah, you're no match For my dream powers.

You forget I can fly.

Ooh!

Give it up, nodoff.

There's no way out Except through this door.

In that case, I shall disappear through this wall.

Oooh, being awake Is a real nightmare.

Yeah, but it's over now.

And stay out!

Oh, dark, my hero.

Drat! I always wake Up at the best part.

Where was I?