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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble,
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke,
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble,
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you better call ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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Big web-foot spotted
The campfire light.
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The beast crept
Through the forest
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Until he came to the clearing.
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I'm the terror that
Flaps in the night,
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The moth that seeks
Your porch light.
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Oh, it's some jerk in a costume.
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Not just any jerk.
I'm darkwing duck.
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The jerk's probably lost.
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I'm not lost.
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Is that a compass?
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No. I thought you weren't lost.
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I'm making sure the north
Star is still north.
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What do we get?
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The satisfaction of knowing
You helped a friend.
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Get real.
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How about a scary story?
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Ahh...
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It's about the time
I ran into the...
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Vampire potato.
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Vampire potato?
There's no such thing.
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That's what I said.
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It happened not too
Long ago right here,
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The hideout of my
Archenemy bushroot.
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Never again will I be lonely.
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Never will I be told,
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"I can't go out with you.
You're just a shrub."
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I'm growing my
Own perfect bride.
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Spike!
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Fertilizer.
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Ugh.
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Fluoride.
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Posy blossom.
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Uh-oh.
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Posy blossom.
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Yeow!
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I got it! I got it! Oops.
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Posy blossom!
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Posy blossom!
This is just the thing
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For that feminine touch.
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Why not?
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Spike, it's working!
She's alive!
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Alive, I tell you!
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She's a potato.
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This isn't posy blossom.
It's potato starch.
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How could you do this to me?
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I can't marry a potato.
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She's a tuber, and I'm a shrub.
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But opposites attract.
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Maybe we can make it work.
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Posy, will you marry me?
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Rrarrgh!
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I'll take that as a yes.
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Hooray, hooray, hooray!
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I made this gown especially for
You, voluptuous one.
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I wasn't expecting a
Bride larger than size 8.
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Allow me to carry you
Across the threshold.
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Ugh! Oof!
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You've got to go on a diet.
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I've arranged for
Every luxury...
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Your own sprinkler system
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And fertilizer supply.
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Rrarrgh!
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You want jewels, furs?
You're a potato.
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Rrarrrgh!
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Ok. I'll get you some presents.
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Wait here. I'll be back.
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Rrarrgh!
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meanwhile, debonair
Duck-about-town drake mallard.
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was about to hear the
Most exciting news.
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Dad, the muddlefoots are moving!
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They are? Yes!
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♪ the muddlefoots are moving ♪
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♪ the muddlefoots are moving ♪♪
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Let me give you a hand, herb.
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You got lots of stuff.
It'll fit in.
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Where are you moving
To, alaska, maine, mars?
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We'd never move away from
You, drakeroo.
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We plan on living
Next door forever.
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Ow.
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We're just going camping.
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Herb, dear,
Don't forget the vcr.
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Only herb brings his
Vcr on camping trips.
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Vcr? Can I come?
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Hop aboard, little lady.
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I thought you hated camping.
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I want to catch big web-foot,
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The million-year-old man ape.
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There's no such
Thing as man apes.
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Move.
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Uh, then again...
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Come on,
Let's go collar a big monkey!
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Ha! Big web-foot.
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At least I'll have
Some peace and quiet.
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this is a special news bulletin.
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the herbivorous mutant research
Scientist reginald bushroot.
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has been sighted
Robbing fabric king.
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What would a plant man
Want from a home shop?
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Which color looks
Better on my bride,
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Magenta or blue?
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What does your bride look like?
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A large potato.
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I'd go with the blue.
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You'll need this for
Your prison uniform.
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Suck gas, evildoer.
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Gas has no effect on me.
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Take this, duck!
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Eww, dandruff!
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He's a plant, l.P.
That's pollen.
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Ah-ah-ah-choo!
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Gesundheit. Ah-choo!
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Gesundheit.
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Ah-choo!
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No, gesundheit.
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Heigh-ho, ivy, away!
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He's getting away!
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I can see that.
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Make a left. It's a shortcut.
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A shortcut, eh?
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A shortcut to the
C-cemetary, maybe.
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It would've worked
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If this hamburger
Hippo wasn't here.
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[singing]
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We broke down, herb.
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We'll camp here.
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I'll set up the tv.
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The soon-to-be
Supermarket tabloid star
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Surveys the wilderness
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For the beast-of-the-year
Nominee big web-foot.
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So they want big web-foot, huh?
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Honey,
The jewelry store was closed,
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But I brought you frozen yogurt.
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Posy, where are you?
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Oh, no! She's gone!
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She can't get mad.
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What am I saying?
She's all I have.
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Come back to me, posy!
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Honker...
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Gosalyn...
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Where are you?
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Heh heh heh!
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Wait till they get a load of me.
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Rrarrrgh!
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Aah!
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Slow down, d.W. I can't keep up.
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Bushroot's probably halfway
Into the country. Hurry!
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Unless you know
Any more shortcuts.
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A truck. We can get a ride.
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That's not how you stop a truck.
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You got to be more assertive.
Halt!
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That worked real good, d.W.
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You ok, city boy?
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Are you heading to the country?
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Is yesterday's crawdad
Tomorrow's fry?
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Hop on in.
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There's frozen aliens
Back there in my truck.
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Aliens? Really?
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Government stuff.
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You ain't supposed to know.
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Maybe you should
Just drop us off.
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I likes company.
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Gets lonesomer than
A mudpuppy out here.
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After a while,
You start seeing things.
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[brakes screech]
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There was a big
Tater on the road!
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Potato, huh?
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It looked like a russet.
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A... A... A russet?
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Yeah.
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Red taters...
You can reason with them.
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But russets...
Why, they's just plain mean.
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W-w-what do you do
If you run into one?
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There's only one thing to do...
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Say tater backwards
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While shaking the pollen
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Off a lyceum nicanthropus plant.
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I'll keep that in mind, twain.
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What's a lyceum
Nicanthropus plant?
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How should I know?
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I'm just a good old country boy.
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channel 9 is proud to
Present tonight's classic...
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Vampire varmints from venus.
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You're just in
Time for the movie.
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this is a special news bulletin.
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a vampire's loose
In the countryside.
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victims can be recognized.
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by the following symptoms...
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Dinner's ready, ted.
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Your favorite...
Instant mashed potatoes.
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they have an insatiable
Craving for potatoes.
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they appear to be in
A trancelike state.
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This movie's boring.
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and they sprout potatolike
Roots from their heads.
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Oh, ted, dear,
You need another haircut already.
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beware,
The vampire could be anywhere.
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Look, herb. A giant potato.
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Arrgh!
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Sounds like big web-foot's
In your folks' camp.
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You grab him,
And I'll get him with the net.
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M-m-maybe I should wait here
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While you g-g-go, uh... Uh...
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Ready? 1, 2, 3, go!
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Oh! Help!
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Arrgh!
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Uh-oh.
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There's a diner.
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You can get out there,
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But look out for the vampire.
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A... A vampire?
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What's a vampire?
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Well, fellas,
This is where you get off.
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Hey! Hamburger hippo!
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I don't believe it.
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These things are everywhere.
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Tell them old duane sent
You, you hear?
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I hope we don't
Meet any more duanes
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At the diner.
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Did you hear about there's
A vampire running loose?
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What's a vampire?
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Never seen one.
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I heared they
Wears a black cape.
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Iffin' I saw one,
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I'd run a stake straight
Through his heart directly.
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Yeah.
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Excuse me, gentlemen.
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It's the vampire!
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Wait! This is darkwing duck!
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Darkwing duck's the vampire.
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The vampire's a potato
As big as a buick.
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It's got the muddlefoots!
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That's crazy talk.
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Jake's prize tater
Ain't no bigger
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Than a volkswagen.
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What's a muddlefoots?
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Pound the stake, zack.
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Wait! He's not a vampire!
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How do we know that?
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Do a vampire test.
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Yeah, a vampire test.
Great idea.
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Well, I heared somewheres
268
00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:20,583
That vampires bounce.
269
00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:23,708
Let her rip, zack!
270
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:28,208
Couldn't I take a written exam?
271
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,333
Yeow!
272
00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:34,499
Was that a bounce?
273
00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:35,999
No.
274
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,999
That's hard to say.
275
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,582
We better try another test.
276
00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:45,875
Don't vampires hate flaming
Red-hot chili peppers?
277
00:13:49,958 --> 00:13:53,416
Nobody can stand
Flaming red-hot...
278
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,291
[train chugging]
279
00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:03,291
[choo choo]
280
00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:12,625
Fetch the stake, zack.
281
00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:15,832
[train chugging]
282
00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:18,958
[choo choo]
283
00:14:20,291 --> 00:14:21,582
Yeow!
284
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:24,582
Looks like zack's a
Vampire, too.
285
00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:28,582
Maybe you're going about
This the wrong way.
286
00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:31,957
Yeah. These aren't
Real vampire tests.
287
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:35,874
Got any better
Ideas, little missy?
288
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,332
Well, in the umpire
Of vampire empire,
289
00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:41,207
The vampire wouldn't burn.
290
00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:43,582
Whose side are you on?
291
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,874
Zack, get the diesel fuel.
292
00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:49,582
They make you miss duane.
293
00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:51,707
Duane? You know duane?
294
00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:53,457
We're like this.
295
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,707
Why didn't you say so?
296
00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:57,957
He's off the hook.
297
00:14:57,958 --> 00:14:59,999
I was looking forward
298
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,624
To plunging that stake
Through his heart.
299
00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:06,582
There's still a
Vampire out there!
300
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:08,332
Let's get him.
301
00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:09,874
Let's get him!
302
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:12,582
Frozen aliens and now vampires!
303
00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:14,707
Has everybody gone crazy?
304
00:15:14,708 --> 00:15:16,624
There is a vampire.
305
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:20,415
It's probably in those
Bushes right now.
306
00:15:20,416 --> 00:15:22,624
Aah!
307
00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:24,124
Just the wind.
308
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:26,458
Launchpad, take a look.
309
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,458
Get going.
310
00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:34,832
There are no vampire potatoes.
311
00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:38,290
Scientists who turn
Themselves into plants? Yes.
312
00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:40,874
It had fangs and tentacles
313
00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:43,832
Like in attack of the vampire.
314
00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:45,749
with fangs and tentacles.
315
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:48,749
You've watched too
Many trashy movies.
316
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:51,416
What? It's a classic.
317
00:15:52,833 --> 00:15:57,583
Well, did you see
Any vampire potatoes?
318
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:07,249
See? Let's visit the muddlefoots
319
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:11,583
So I can prove they're all right
320
00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:21,875
See, see? I told you.
321
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,457
They're eating potato
Chips and watching tv.
322
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:30,874
Perfectly normal
For the muddlefoots.
323
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:33,207
They're watching a test pattern.
324
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:35,999
Good. Maybe they'll
Understand the plot.
325
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,499
But their heads
Are growing roots.
326
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,499
Binkie insists on buying
327
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,499
That newfangled herbal shampoo.
328
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:46,374
How do you explain that?
329
00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:50,249
I'm sure there's a good
Explanation somewhere.
330
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:52,707
Arrrgh!
331
00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:54,582
Where are you going?
332
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:57,499
To get something
That stops vampires!
333
00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,749
How about a shotgun?
334
00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:03,707
Suffer the might
Of darkwing duck!
335
00:17:03,708 --> 00:17:05,250
Ow!
336
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:09,999
Ok, then, suck gas, spudface!
337
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,082
Gosalyn!
338
00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:12,582
[cough cough]
339
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:15,000
Will you hurry up?
340
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:17,582
Gosalyn!
341
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:21,290
You have to find
What they fear most.
342
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,457
A potato peeler?
343
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:28,875
Back, or I'll dice
You into hash browns.
344
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:32,125
Obviously, that wasn't it.
345
00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:34,332
Gosalyn!
346
00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:39,125
Maybe the muddlefoots
Have a deep-fat fryer.
347
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:43,374
My bride and my
Worst enemy together!
348
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:47,415
Posy,
How could you do this to me?
349
00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:51,415
I'll get that rotten
Casanova duck for this!
350
00:17:51,416 --> 00:17:53,750
You let me go!
351
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,208
[honk]
352
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,499
It's not easy to catch me
353
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:05,457
When you're a
Slow-moving potato.
354
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:06,999
Hey!
355
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000
Arrgh!
356
00:18:08,001 --> 00:18:11,000
Get me out of here!
357
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,624
Posy, step aside!
358
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:16,582
Bushroot's the last person
359
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:19,082
I expected to rescue me.
360
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:21,999
I'm not going to rescue you.
361
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,582
I'm going to mow you down.
362
00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:27,083
[gulp]
363
00:18:33,708 --> 00:18:38,958
Oh, you... She doesn't love me.
We're just friends.
364
00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:47,583
Hey, there's a gopher
Hole down here.
365
00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:50,332
What? You're gone, duck!
366
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:52,875
You're right.
367
00:18:58,458 --> 00:18:59,874
[sss]
368
00:18:59,875 --> 00:19:01,500
Yikes!
369
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000
Knots to you!
370
00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:23,707
Try and catch me,
371
00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:27,875
You starch-sucking
Snake in the ground!
372
00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:33,874
Arrgh!
373
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:35,832
I'll save you, posy!
374
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:37,500
Huh?
375
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:45,374
Back, or I'll saute
You in garlic butter!
376
00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:47,874
Posy! Posy, are you ok?
377
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:50,749
Please! Please forgive me!
378
00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:53,832
What kind of plant was that?
379
00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:55,332
A lyceum nicanthropus?
380
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:57,249
How did you know?
381
00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:59,415
It's my scientific name.
382
00:19:59,416 --> 00:20:01,166
Grab him, gos!
383
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,582
Otatop! Otatop!
384
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:08,415
Ah-choo! It's not working!
385
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:11,415
Otatop? Ah-choo!
What does that mean?
386
00:20:11,416 --> 00:20:13,374
It's "Potato" backwards.
387
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:15,124
Aah!
388
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:18,999
I get it.
You don't say "Potato" backwards.
389
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,250
You say "Potato backwards"!
390
00:20:22,416 --> 00:20:24,374
Potato backwards! Ah-choo!
391
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,124
Potato backwards!
Potato backwards!
392
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,457
Ah-choo!
393
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:30,500
Aah!
394
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,875
[beep]
395
00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:41,250
Hey! I've seen this movie.
396
00:20:42,958 --> 00:20:44,499
D.W.! D.W.!
397
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:48,166
Ohh, ohh, ohh!
398
00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:51,332
I saw the vampire potato.
399
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,707
It's in the bushes.
It grabbed me!
400
00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:56,832
It's taken care of.
401
00:20:56,833 --> 00:21:00,582
How'd you know how to stop it?
402
00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:04,582
Knowing we were dealing
With a vampire potato,
403
00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:07,499
I researched some
Local country legends.
404
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,457
You expect me to believe that?
405
00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:12,499
Ok, duane told me.
406
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:16,083
I'm going to get
You, darkwing duck!
407
00:21:18,416 --> 00:21:21,874
Now you'll pay for
Taking posy away!
408
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:23,583
Hey, fellers.
409
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:28,416
Look. It's the vampire.
410
00:21:29,291 --> 00:21:31,582
There's no such thing.
411
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:34,332
Well, we'll see about that.
412
00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:38,374
Zack, get the diesel fuel.
413
00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:39,957
Aah! Aah! Aah!
414
00:21:39,958 --> 00:21:42,957
Come on! Let's go get him!
415
00:21:42,958 --> 00:21:44,875
Whoo-hoo! Yee-haw!
416
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:50,290
That's how I saved st.
Canard from the vampire.
417
00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:51,874
That was dumb!
418
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:55,457
There's no such thing
As vampire potato.
419
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:58,957
Oh? They say if you
Listen carefully,
420
00:21:58,958 --> 00:22:04,083
You can still hear
Posy howl at night.
421
00:22:04,458 --> 00:22:07,707
Rrarrrgh!
422
00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:10,582
Yii! Aah! Yii!
423
00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:13,583
Rrarrrgh!
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