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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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Darkwing duck,
Tormentor of the guilty,
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Had done his job well.
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He had washed the
City clean of crime
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Like a... Damp mop?
That's not dramatic.
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Scouring pad? Squeegee?
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I got it!
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He'd washed the
City clean like a...
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Tidal wave?
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Somewhat unusual for
This time of year.
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We don't generally get
Tidal waves until...
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Hello. A flashquack message?
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[crash]
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"Urgent.
Come to shush immediately.
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"Your assistance is
Urgently required.
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Repeat... Urgent."
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Sounds like it's urgent.
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We have an urgent
Situation, darkwing duck.
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There's been a flood of
Tidal waves worldwide.
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Uh, yes, j. Gander.
I heard about it.
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Obviously caused by
Volcanic activity
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With a seismic force of 7.3,
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An epicenter in the
Southern hemisphere.
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A most impressive deduction,
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But these waves aren't
Natural disasters.
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Which leads me to conclude
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They must be
Unnatural disasters!
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Most unnatural, indeed.
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Show him the note,
Agent gryzlikoff.
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This was received from f.O.W.L.,
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The fiendish organization
For world larceny.
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I know what it stands for!
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They threaten
Devastation of the planet
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Unless $90 kazillion
Are turned over to them
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Within 72 hours.
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See why we need your help?
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I guess I could
Kick in a few bucks.
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It's your expertise we
Need, not money.
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Oh, oh, yes. Of course.
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You can't put a price
On my expertise.
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You'll fly here in
The stealth shuttle,
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A vehicle developed
For the space program.
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After I summon my
Crack pilot launchpad,
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I'll be ready to go.
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No. This vehicle is so complex,
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It can only be flown
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By the shuttle's test pilot.
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Who is me.
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Hold the phone!
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I'm not flying with
Laughing boy here.
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You don't belong
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With shush mission anyway!
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Now, now, agent gryzlikoff.
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I want you two
Working as a team.
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Is that clear?
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Now, gentlemen,
Our research staff
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Has designed new equipment
You may find useful.
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This wristwatch, for instance,
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Is actually a very
Destructive grenade.
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It's running slow.
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To set it off, pull the stem.
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That's more like it.
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Then push it back in.
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Hmm! Equipment in working order.
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Check.
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[j. Gander] Darkwing,
Please, you must remember,
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The fate of the world
Depends upon you
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And agent gryzlikoff.
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Step on it. It's already 4 p.M.,
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And we're still not there.
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We fly so fast,
It only feels like we're moving slow.
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It is actually 11:00
Yesterday morning.
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Regulations say keep your
Timepiece set correctly.
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Oh, regulations!
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Well, o.K. Fine. There.
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See? I set... It.
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Oops.
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You and your regulations!
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Auto-radar device is gone!
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So you wouldn't
Know if we're going
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East or west or up...
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We're going down!
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Turn right!
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No! Left.
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Left! Right! Right! Right!
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In another 48 hours, f.O.W.L.
High command
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Is gonna be 90 kazillion
Samoleons richer.
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Hey, might be a good time
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To ask for a raise, hah?
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[crash]
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Yo-ho-ho! What was that?
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I think it was a coconut, boss.
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Let me see that.
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You've kaputted entire craft,
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Nearly expirating our lives!
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Chill out, will ya, gryz?
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Just be grateful these...
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Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaagh!
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[thud]
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Watch yourself.
That first step's a...
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Doozy.
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[steelbeak] Agent
Gryzlyface, too?
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Ugh!
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Better step aside.
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So I can get hit by coconut?
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No.
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The shuttle is about to...
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Fall.
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[j. Gander] agent gryzlikoff!
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darkwing duck!
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We're here, j. Gander,
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Wherever here is.
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Shuttle was severely damaged
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Due to incompetent
Bungling of noodlenut!
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Noodlenut?
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if f.O.W.L.'s plan
Is not stopped,
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the world will be destroyed!
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If world is destroyed,
Is his fault.
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It is not!
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Not, not, not! Is, is, is!
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stop this squabbling!
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you must work as a team!
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Those two wanna
Stop my mad plan?
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Well, maybe it's time this team
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Had a little coaching, ah?
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J. Gander's right.
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We can't fight when the whole
World's depending on us.
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Let's put aside our
Differences and work as a team.
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da, comrade.da.
What do we do first?
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It'll be dark soon.
We must build a shelter.
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You go chop down
15 tall palm trees.
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da. right.
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We also have to eat,
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So gather a couple
Dozen coconuts.
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Well, get to it, partner.
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da, da. right.
Chop 15 palm trees.
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Gather two dozen
Coconuts, and...
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Hmmm...
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Oh!
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[fuming]
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♪ ya ta-tootie ♪♪
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What will you be
Doing, comrade partner?
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Well, somebody's gotta
Do the dirty work
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And guard the shuttle.
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Oh.da, comrade. da.
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Of course.
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♪ ya too too too too ♪
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♪ ya ta... ♪♪
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Watch it, old pal.
You nearly beaned me.
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I didn't do anything, comrade.
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No, but we did.
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Whatever it is
That you didn't do,
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Don't do it again!
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Accidents can happen,
But this is ridiculous!
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But I did nothing.
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I hope you're not calling me a
Liar, old amigo.
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All right. That does it.
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Ptooey.
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Ptooey.
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Age-old question...
If a tree falls on a bear in the woods,
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Does it make a sound?
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Whoa!
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Hmm... Yes.
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I'd say that's
Definitely a sound.
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That oughta heat the
Cold war back up again.
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I'll squeeze
Feathers out of you!
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What am I doing?
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We are palsy-walsy, right?
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Right.
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We forget this little tiff
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And let nylons be nylons, right?
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Right.
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Hey, gryz.
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Alley-oop!
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Why do you throw
Coconut onto my head?
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You catch it when I say,
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"Hey, gryz. Alley-oop."
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Such fun and games are not
Covered in regulations.
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Gryz, gryz, gryz.
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This thing is no good.
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Stop. Smell the roses.
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Tomorrow is another day.
Loosen up!
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Regulations say is five
Minutes past bedtime.
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I must hit haystack.
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I'd hate to be marooned on
A desert island with him.
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Oh, yeah. I am marooned
On an island with him.
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[darkwing] get rid of...
Tomorrow... Gryzlik...
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[tape rewinds]
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tomorrow I'll get
Rid of gryzlikoff.
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Nice edit,
If I do say so myself.
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tomorrow I get
Rid of gryzlikoff.
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So duck thinks he pulls fast
One, ah?
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Ah... Ahem.
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Where are you, gryz?
Fixing breakfast?
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I like my eggs over
Easy with hash...
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You'll never get away with this!
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Gryzlikoff,
You come back heeeeeeeerrrrrre!
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He'll never catch me.
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No one can swim that far.
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Except someone who
Swam the channel twice
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While wearing a straitjacket.
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You wanted to get rid of me.
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Was it me who skipped
Out on a raft?
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En garde!
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[panting and wheezing]
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O.K. That's it.
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This is where I draw the line!
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Here's the deal, gryzlikoff.
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This is my side. That is yours.
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During your childish painting,
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I have almost repaired shuttle.
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Don't touch it on my side. Deal?
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Deal!
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Deal!
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Well, well, well.
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Do I detect a note of tension
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In this relationship?
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Let's see what help we can be.
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Get your hand off of coconut.
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No, you let go.
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It fell off my tree.
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It fell onto my side.
So, it's mine!
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Is not! Is, too!
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Too, too, too! Not, not, not!
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[j. Gander] darkwing!
Gryzlikoff!
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Yes, j. Gander?
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f.O.W.L.'s deadline
Is drawing nearer.
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Yes, j. Gander.
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you must cooperate to
Repair the instruments.
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Is not my fault. Is his.
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He's full of borscht.
It's his fault.
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gentlemen, gen...
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Well!
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You've done it now, comrade!
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You are responsible for this.
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Gryzlikoff, look!
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Ha! I'm not falling for
Oldest trick in booklet.
265
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,457
Aah! Aah!
266
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,875
Aah! Aah!
267
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,583
[darkwing coughing]
268
00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:22,499
Oh... Ugh!
269
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,166
Yecchh!
270
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:32,249
Not that I care,
But there's a fish in your ear.
271
00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:38,125
I cannot hear you.
There's a fish in my ear.
272
00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:41,582
Hello. Ancient cave paintings.
273
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:44,707
These strange grids are no doubt
274
00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:46,624
Primitive attempts
At mathematics.
275
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:49,624
Using my knowledge of
Prehistoric paintings,
276
00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:52,499
I'd say these were done about...
277
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,999
10 minutes ago.
278
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,165
Steelbeak's egg men.
279
00:13:57,166 --> 00:14:00,332
That yokester was
Behind all this!
280
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:03,750
Oh, boys.
281
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:11,165
How 'bout some teamwork?
A little alley-oop?
282
00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:15,875
I do not need the
Alleys or oops.
283
00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:20,625
Watch.
You might learn something.
284
00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:31,875
This is how we do
It in old country.
285
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,874
Comrade, wait.
286
00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:42,165
Does this mean we are
Once more friends?
287
00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:43,250
Well...
288
00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:45,499
Naaaaah! Naaaaah!
289
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:48,082
Ha ha ha! Awright.
290
00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:50,082
That's more like it.
291
00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:52,707
For a minute there,
292
00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:55,624
I thought things
Would get mushy.
293
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:58,000
Silly me. Now c'mon!
294
00:14:58,708 --> 00:15:01,165
I personally wanna thank youse
295
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,707
For buyin' me some time.
296
00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:06,582
Now I can blow this joint
297
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:11,125
And get ready for
The big washout.
298
00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:18,457
I thought this island
Was your headquarters.
299
00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:22,749
I'll make it simple for
A simpleton like you...
300
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:25,582
There's only one
Force strong enough
301
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,874
To control the tides.
302
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:29,082
Coconuts?
303
00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:33,208
No, not coconuts.
The moon. The moon!
304
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:41,875
See ya... Never!
305
00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:47,999
Well, here is another fine mess
306
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,750
You have got us into, comrade!
307
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,332
My fault?
308
00:15:56,333 --> 00:16:00,375
This is all your fault.
309
00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:07,874
No way, noodlenik.
Was your fault.
310
00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:12,499
Gryz, is this really the
Time to assign blame?
311
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,707
What say we call a truce?
312
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,374
We tried truce. It failed.
313
00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:21,332
I have no objection
To another try.
314
00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:23,582
On three, swing right.
315
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,290
We swing left.
316
00:16:25,291 --> 00:16:27,457
Right, right! Left, left!
317
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:28,707
Left, left! Right, right!
318
00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:31,833
Yaaaaaaahhhhh!
319
00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:38,332
Is the shuttle working?
320
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:41,624
Is in 90% of working order.
321
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,749
We have to stop steelbeak.
322
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:47,582
Impossible.
Quadruplicate requisition forms
323
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:50,374
Are needed to leave hemisphere.
324
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:52,207
To leave the stratosphere,
325
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:54,082
The paperwork would
Be astrological!
326
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:56,290
Suit yourself, gryz.
327
00:16:56,291 --> 00:17:00,457
Now excuse me while
I save the world!
328
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:04,375
Let's see.
This should be the ignition.
329
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:09,249
It must be this one...
330
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:11,874
Or this one.
331
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:13,125
Aha!
332
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:35,250
I must be crazy for doing this.
333
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:42,957
I just realized
334
00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:46,957
I do not have
Coordinates to find moon.
335
00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:49,624
Aim for that white ball.
336
00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:53,749
You might wanna start
Hitting the brakes now.
337
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:57,207
Remember I said
Shuttle is 90% fixed?
338
00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:59,749
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So?
339
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,332
Brakes are in other 10%.
340
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:06,707
Ieeeeeeeeee! Yeeeeeeeagh!
341
00:18:06,708 --> 00:18:08,290
Hoo boy!
342
00:18:08,291 --> 00:18:11,999
That map company's
Gonna hear from me.
343
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,415
Sea of tranquility, my beak!
344
00:18:14,416 --> 00:18:17,707
Here is oxygen helmet,
Comrade friend.
345
00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:19,332
Thanks, pal.
346
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:24,707
I am about to become
First shush agent on moon.
347
00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:27,249
Wait just a minute, partner.
348
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,499
What is problem, comrade?
349
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:32,249
I think I oughta go first.
350
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:34,415
Why should you get the glory?
351
00:18:34,416 --> 00:18:38,416
Because I am staff.
You are only freelancer.
352
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:47,999
O.K. Look.
Let's don't get started again.
353
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,957
Let's settle this like adults.
354
00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:51,999
Agreed. I'll take odds.
355
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,415
I'll take evens.
356
00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:54,999
Once, twice, three,
357
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,957
Shoot! Evens. I win.
358
00:18:57,958 --> 00:19:00,207
Excuse me.
I'm about to boldly go
359
00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:02,999
Where no mallard
Has gone before.
360
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,749
One small step
For darkwing duck,
361
00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:08,499
One giant leap for duck... Uh!
362
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,750
Whooaaaa-hoo-hoo!
363
00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:21,290
Let me consult regulation
Book for proper procedure.
364
00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:24,332
No time!
In minutes, half of earth's cities
365
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:26,958
Will be humongous water parks!
366
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:37,415
And now it's time
To make some waves.
367
00:19:37,416 --> 00:19:41,207
That's far enough, steelbeak.
368
00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:44,124
You do get around, don't youse?
369
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:48,250
Your body is 90% water.
Did you know that?
370
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:51,874
And right now your
Internal organs
371
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:56,582
Are swelling and pulling apart!
372
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:59,207
And I feel fabulous!
373
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:01,749
Hey, what went wrong?
374
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:05,499
Why you were unaffected
By deadly ray?
375
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,124
Guess your regulation
Book's good
376
00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:08,707
For something after all.
377
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,332
Look what you have done.
378
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:14,874
Unauthorized damage of regulation
Book is against regulations!
379
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:18,999
This is serious breach
Of official rules.
380
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:23,165
Maybe you'd be happier if I...
381
00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:26,707
Is time for another
Truce, comrade?
382
00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:29,708
Alley-oop, darkwing duck!
383
00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:34,875
Here's where the tide
Turns, steelbeak.
384
00:20:43,708 --> 00:20:49,208
Egg men,
Scramble those poachers!
385
00:20:57,833 --> 00:20:59,249
C'mon, comrade.
386
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:03,000
Let's get dangerous!
387
00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:17,000
I am outta here.
388
00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:21,249
Next time we meet,
389
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:25,416
You won't be so
Lucky, darkwing dufus!
390
00:21:30,375 --> 00:21:33,165
Steelbeak escaped,
But we saved the world.
391
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,957
Not a bad day's work.
392
00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:40,207
We bury the hatchback
And work as colleagues.
393
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:41,874
I'm for it.
394
00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:47,499
Good. It could be months
Before we are rescued.
395
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:51,249
We'll radio an sos with
Steelbeak's equipment.
396
00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:53,457
Is against regulations
To use lunar airwaves.
397
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:57,749
Any noodlenut knows that.
398
00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:00,749
Listen, borscht brain,
I'll tell you a thing or three,
399
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:04,707
Starting with this
One right here...
400
00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:07,332
This is my side. That is yours.
401
00:22:07,333 --> 00:22:09,249
This is my side!
402
00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:12,208
What are you talkin' about?
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