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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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The gos stops here.
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Don't talk with your mouth full.
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Stop her, honk face,
Or I'll crunch you.
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Great.
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You didn't stand a chance
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Against gosalyn mallard,
Soccer sensation!
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Way to go, honk head.
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Can't you stop a girl?
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You think you can do
Better, tank top?
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Yeah! Anyone can stop a girl
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Unless they're a wimp!
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Get one past me.
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My pleasure.
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You cheated.
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I tripped. The sun blinded me.
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Try none of the above.
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Blasted instructions!
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A supercomputer couldn't
Figure this out.
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Ow!
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Well, it's different.
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Who wants an ordinary bike?
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Isn't that interesting?
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Oh, hi, binky. It's for gosalyn.
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Bikes are so boyish.
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Don't you think gosalyn should
Have more feminine things?
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Have I mentioned that?
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Every time you see me.
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There's a masquerade
Ball coming up,
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A school benefit.
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Gosalyn could be a student host.
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It might round off
Her rough edges.
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Thanks for sharing,
But no, thanks.
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I'll decide whether her
Edges need rounding.
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She's as feminine as any girl...
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Hi, dad.
The city soccer cup's in the bag.
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I'll trash the competition.
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Hello, tank.
Don't track mud inside.
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It's o.K.
I didn't break any bones.
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Well, uh,
Sign us up for the masquerade.
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I'm excited!
There's so much to do!
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We'll teach you manners,
Charm, and poise.
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You'll become a
Lovely young lady.
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What?
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It's no joke?
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Sorry.
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It's not funny,
If that's what you mean.
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I don't want to be a lady!
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Is this the room of
A normal little girl?
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You'll act like a lady.
That's final!
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When you look feminine,
You feel feminine.
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You don't mind my
Buying some things?
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It's my pleasure.
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Please leave your
Packages by the door.
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Love to.
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This young lady needs a
Student hostess outfit.
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This pink little number?
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Too pink.
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Isn't there something you like?
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Nope. Hold the phone!
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Is this neat, or what?
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Oh, great. My daughter...
A heavy metal gun moll.
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You're right.
It needs something else.
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That's enough!
I'll pick out something.
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Drake, you surprised me.
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That's lovely.
Don't you think so, gosalyn?
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[grumbling]
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You should have
Shown us this first.
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[babbling]
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Do I have to wear
This embarrassment?
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Get used to it.
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I must collect my fares.
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My goodness! Are you all right?
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This is a job for...
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Mall security.
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I'll call them. Wait here.
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I must collect my fares.
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I'm the terror that
Flaps in the night.
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I'm the meter on the
Cab of justice...
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I'm darkwing duck.
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Sure.
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Stay cool. I'll be right back.
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Surrender!
Darkwing duck demands your demise.
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Ptooey!
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Wow. Amateur landing, dude.
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My back's killing me.
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Pretty good day, boss.
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Pretty good?
Why, you've done an excellent job.
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Now, change into
This special uniform.
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Clothes make the
Man, I always say.
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[honk]
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My hypno-gas works!
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He turned from a taxi
Driver into a cave man,
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Exactly as I directed.
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Ahem.
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I'll have no more
Problems with actors.
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When I hypno-gas their costumes,
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Every performance
Will be perfect!
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I, tuskerninni,
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Truly am the greatest
Living movie director.
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It's time for a screen test.
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What's this one for?
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The entree?
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No, salad.
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I'll never understand.
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Don't be negative.
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Look what I found...
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An encyclopedia of etiquette.
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There's thousands of rules here.
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Wonderful!
Gosalyn can study in her free time.
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Isn't this fun?
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You'll be the most
Refined young lady.
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You must learn to carry
Yourself properly.
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Walk to the kitchen and back
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Balancing this on your head.
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And she scores!
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Your posture's fine.
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[snoring]
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We discussed rules for
Making introductions.
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This is your chance to practice.
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Launchpad?
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Please go outside and
Knock on the front door.
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Huh?
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Oh, sure. No problem.
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All right,
Introduce launchpad to me.
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But he already knows you.
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Let's pretend he doesn't.
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Introduce us properly.
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[knock on door]
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Hi.
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That was easy.
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No, launchpad.
Wait to be introduced when you enter.
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Oh. Sorry.
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Let's try again.
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[knock knock]
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Why are you knocking?
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Beats me.
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Dad's got a point.
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Well, we'll continue
The lesson tomorrow.
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Is this where I inquire
About the masquerade benefit?
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Yes. May I help you?
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I'd like to help you.
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I run a motion picture
Costume company.
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I heard about your masquerade,
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And, oh, I was moved to tears.
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I adore children.
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I took these three in,
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So I know the
Importance of education.
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You kind man.
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So few people these days.
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I'm offering to rent my
Costumes to your guests
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At a substantial discount
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As a small token
Of my appreciation
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For all the good work
Your school has done.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm just so moved.
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If only there were
More people like you.
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I'll see to it
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That all our guests go
To you for costumes.
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Bless you and your
Little children.
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You're too kind.
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Come, children.
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When we spray hypno-gas
On the costumes,
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Those rich people will
Act exactly as I direct.
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We'll film the benefit,
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And we'll steal their
Money and jewels.
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This script will be
The perfect marriage
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Of art and crime!
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You're in the wrong century.
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You were born to
Wear this dress.
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Thank you. It's lovely.
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I only wish I had some
Costume jewelry here
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To complete the effect.
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I have real jewels that'll
Be perfect with this dress.
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I so rarely wear
My good diamonds.
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I hoped for that.
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What have you got that's fancy?
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I want to drip with jewels.
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Wonderful!
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We want costumes that
Will look good with gold.
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Oh, there's plenty for everyone.
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This is a classic!
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You've never had a date before?
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I haven't.
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You've been to dances
Before, haven't you?
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No, launchpad.
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Oh. Go ahead and be nervous.
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Thank you, launchpad.
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I hope gosalyn can
Act somewhat like...
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[whistles]
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Isn't she the
Prettiest little girl?
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Hubba hubba!
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Gosalyn, is that you?
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You look so... Grownup.
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Where's the time go?
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One day she's a little girl,
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And the next...
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Where's your costume?
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Pardon.
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Haven't you been listening?
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It's a masquerade ball.
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Except for the student hosts,
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Everybody wears costumes.
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What about me?
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Launchpad, let's go.
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An air ace!
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What a wonderful
Costume, launchpad,
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And so authentic.
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But that's what...
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He isn't even...
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Never mind.
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Nice costume, drake.
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Of course,
Nobody will confuse you
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With the real darkwing duck.
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You don't think there's
Any resemblance?
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No offense, guy,
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But darkwing duck
Is much taller.
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He's my best friend.
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I seen him once in person.
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That's more like it.
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Who's the precious little lady?
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That can't be our gosalyn.
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Let's see her play
Soccer in that.
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[honk honk]
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You all know your parts.
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With hypno-gas in scuba tanks,
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The guests won't suspect.
Everything working?
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Not at me, you idiot!
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All right, let's roll film!
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Don't you think it
Would be gentlemanly
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To talk to the other girls?
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I'm no gentleman.
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Maybe I'll teach
You some manners.
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Don't listen to him.
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I'm having a wonderful
Time talking to you.
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All right. Really?
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Come on over here.
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In fact, I've never seen
So many handsome boys
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In one place.
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I'll have to dance with
Each and every one of you.
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I thought you hated dancing.
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You wanted me to be a lady.
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Yes, but, but...
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Oh, you're very generous.
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Anything for the cause, ma'am.
273
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,874
Time to prepare my actors
For their performances.
274
00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:55,875
I'll get everything in
One big take tonight.
275
00:14:57,708 --> 00:15:01,165
You're ready for the
Big production number,
276
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,874
And you'll be the star!
277
00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:06,874
Wait.
You're making a rattling sound.
278
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,499
It's spoiling everything.
279
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:09,999
Oh, I know...
280
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,290
It's your jewelry.
281
00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:14,749
Give it all to me.
282
00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:16,707
Yes, that's perfect.
283
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:19,082
Don't stop dancing.
284
00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:24,375
This is going exactly
According to the script.
285
00:15:26,875 --> 00:15:28,415
Prepare for takeoff.
286
00:15:28,416 --> 00:15:31,374
Fuel level? Check.
Oil pressure? Check.
287
00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:33,457
Cleared for takeoff.
288
00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:34,999
Visibility... 1 mile.
289
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,749
A beautiful day to fly!
290
00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:41,249
I faked left, then right.
291
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:43,249
I'm in the clear...
292
00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:45,290
What was I saying?
293
00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:46,832
Oh, never mind.
294
00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:50,165
I love a party.
Don't you, honker?
295
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:54,332
Indeed so, gossie-poo.
296
00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:56,582
Tell that amusing anecdote
297
00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:58,624
About the time you
Brought a snake to school
298
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:02,207
And put it in the
Teacher's desk.
299
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:03,707
Honker, please!
300
00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:08,208
A lady's entitled to
Keep some secrets.
301
00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:13,333
What a darling costume!
302
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,499
My duck sense is quacking.
303
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,415
Something isn't right.
304
00:16:18,416 --> 00:16:20,165
At ease, soldier.
305
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:24,124
Have you noticed anything
Odd about how people...
306
00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:26,874
We're going down! Bail out!
307
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:28,457
Are acting?
308
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:31,999
Hmm. Methinks malicious
Mischief mars this masquerade.
309
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,291
Acting... Acting!
310
00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:37,749
Those aren't scuba divers!
311
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:43,583
This can only be the work
Of one blubbery villain.
312
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,582
Nice costume.
313
00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:52,499
Funny to find an overdressed
Extra lurking here.
314
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:55,082
Wherever criminals
Ply their trade,
315
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:56,707
You'll find darkwing duck!
316
00:16:56,708 --> 00:16:58,207
Hand over the loot!
317
00:16:58,208 --> 00:16:59,707
How dare you!
318
00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:02,625
I am directing this production.
319
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:04,999
[snort]
320
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,874
I just rewrote your
Script, tuskerninni.
321
00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:10,832
Darkwing duck won't
Stand by while...
322
00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:12,332
Oof!
323
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:14,291
That's a wrap!
324
00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:17,165
See that duck?
325
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:18,707
Wipe him out!
326
00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:19,708
Yes, sir!
327
00:17:19,709 --> 00:17:21,290
That's your partner.
328
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:24,582
Practice together even
If he doesn't want to.
329
00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:27,875
Especially if he
Doesn't want to.
330
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:34,125
[grunting]
331
00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:38,290
Once again I've proved
The critics wrong.
332
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,874
They say unhappy endings
Don't make money.
333
00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:44,082
I've made lots of money.
334
00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:49,374
And it looks like a
Very unhappy ending
335
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:50,708
For darkwing duck!
336
00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:02,499
Eee-ha, let's mambo!
337
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,374
Madam, please!
338
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,124
Wipe him out.
339
00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:08,582
Woo-hoo! One and two,
340
00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,416
One and two.
341
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:15,082
Launchpad! Launchpad, wake up!
342
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:16,625
Aah!
343
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:22,457
Running play up
The middle on two.
344
00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:23,874
Two!
345
00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:25,249
Keep going!
346
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:28,457
Gosalyn, let's go.
It's too dangerous.
347
00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:32,832
Nonsense.
I'm having a lovely time.
348
00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:35,207
I'm after that wily walrus.
349
00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:38,582
I can't leave without
Thanking the hostess.
350
00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:40,624
What's wrong with everybody?
351
00:18:40,625 --> 00:18:42,999
Snap out of it!
352
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,582
Dad? What's happening?
353
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,625
I... Watch out!
354
00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:51,457
You're you again.
355
00:18:51,458 --> 00:18:53,374
But nothing happened, except...
356
00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:55,874
Of course... Your dress!
357
00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:58,624
The penguins gassed
The costumes.
358
00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:01,582
Launchpad, are you normal,
Relatively speaking?
359
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:05,165
Gee, d.W., that's a tough question.
Normal?
360
00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:06,999
Putting me up against...
361
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,707
Madam,
That's a most elegant outfit.
362
00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:13,832
Where did you
Obtain such finery?
363
00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:15,457
You flatter me.
364
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:19,290
I rented it from a
Well-dressed walrus.
365
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:20,583
Let's go!
366
00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:26,624
I've lost control!
We're going down!
367
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,874
You're still under
Tuskerninni's gas.
368
00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:33,750
I thought we were
Really going to...
369
00:19:34,416 --> 00:19:36,250
Crash.
370
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,499
We're going in.
371
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:43,874
But, dad...
372
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:46,249
Stay here. This is dangerous.
373
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:47,749
The greatest directors
374
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:50,332
Couldn't stage a
Caper like this.
375
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:51,707
And no retakes.
376
00:19:51,708 --> 00:19:53,249
Hypno-gas!
377
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:55,832
Let's give tuskerninni a taste.
378
00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:59,208
Suck gas, evildoer!
379
00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:04,457
Who put these clothes here?
380
00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:07,457
Dearly beloved,
If anyone knows any reason
381
00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:11,582
Why this happy couple
Shouldn't be married...
382
00:20:11,583 --> 00:20:15,750
Don't do it!
You'll never forgive yourself!
383
00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:20,457
Dad!
384
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,582
You fight well, sir.
385
00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:25,332
Thank you.
You're a worthy opponent.
386
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:28,082
Don't thank him.
Run him through!
387
00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:29,083
♪ promenade left ♪
388
00:20:29,084 --> 00:20:32,083
♪ swing your partner
Allemande right ♪♪
389
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,458
Good day, doctor.
390
00:20:44,459 --> 00:20:49,250
Cancel my appointments.
I'm late for golf!
391
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,707
Can I play through?
392
00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:58,165
Hold it right there,
You low-life linksters.
393
00:20:58,166 --> 00:21:01,707
I'm the terror that
Flaps in the night.
394
00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:04,457
I'm the sand trap on
The fairway of evil.
395
00:21:04,458 --> 00:21:09,374
You, caddie, come over here now!
396
00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:12,999
What's wrong?
We didn't pay green fees?
397
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,874
I replaced my divots.
398
00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:16,374
Put on the cape!
399
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:19,832
Caddies don't wear capes.
I can't carry...
400
00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:23,415
Do it now! Now the hat,
401
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,499
Or else, I'll...
402
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:28,457
I told you to stay outside!
403
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:29,832
You're you again!
404
00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:33,999
Yes, I am, and we'll talk later.
405
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,999
This round's over for
You, tuskerninni,
406
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:41,874
But you can work on
Your swing in prison.
407
00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:45,874
Justice is served again
Thanks to darkwing duck!
408
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:46,999
Ahem.
409
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,125
And family.
410
00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:54,249
It's not right.
411
00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:58,999
I can't remember anything
About the masquerade.
412
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,874
It's a mystery, yeah.
413
00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:04,999
I missed gosalyn dancing with...
414
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,000
Is gosalyn acting like
A perfect little lady?
415
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:15,000
Practically perfect
In every way.
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