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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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so, how do you want to
Go, darkwing?
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regular or extra crispy?
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what about peacefully...
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in my sleep at an old age.
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help! Help!
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somebody please help me!
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Hold it!
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I can't believe this.
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It's... This is...
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It's gripping, isn't it?
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We at the awesome
Comic book corp.
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Have the very highest hopes
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For this issue.
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Frankly, mr. Darkwing,
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We smell a blockbuster hit.
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Oh, it's not hard to
Smell this thing, sir.
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Because it stinks!
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Is there something
Wrong with it?
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Wrong? Oh, no, nothing's wrong,
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Except absolutely everything!
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This thing has nothing
To do with reality!
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We, perhaps,
Took some dramatic license.
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Merely to humanize the
Character, you understand.
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Your dramatic license...
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It's just been revoked!
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We thought you might
Seem too courageous,
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Too daring,
And too larger than life.
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Well, of course!
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That's what a hero is.
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This thing would ruin me.
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I'd be a laughing stock.
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No villain would
Cower before me again.
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Little children
All over the world
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Will be reading this.
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How can they pattern
Their lives after me
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If they think I'm a coward?
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If you're gonna do a comic
Book based on my life,
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You're gonna do it right!
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There's only one person I
Trust with a job like this...
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And that's me.
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Come on, dad. I want to see it.
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Nobody sees that garbage
Until I can fix it.
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Maybe we can help you, d.W.
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You can help by
Leaving me alone.
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I'm gonna need complete
Concentration to save this fiasco,
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Because we're looking
At a total rewrite here.
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From page 1, word 1.
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Fortunately,
I'm just the one with the honesty
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To give it the gritty
Realism it needs.
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In a word, darkwing duck was...
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Hmmm, does fenominal
Have one "F" or two?
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The gloriously perfect
Crime fighter...
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The extraordinarily
Magnificent crime fighter?
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Painfully handsome?
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Ah, so many adjectives,
So little time.
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Darkwing duck arrived
To investigate
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The mysterious disappearance
Of safety inspector #16.
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ah, ha. He was obviously blown
Through his bathroom wall.
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by some unknown force.
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the safety inspector
Had an accident?
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but they're usually so careful.
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no, launchpad.
This was no accident.
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hmmm, there's something
Not quite right.
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with this hair dryer.
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well, no wonder, d.W.,
It's not plugged in.
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The hero began by...
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launchpad, I believe this
Appliance was tampered with.
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And then other mysterious
Accidents occurred
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Later that evening,
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A top-ranking official was
Attacked by a toaster oven.
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launchpad,
There's only one person.
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capable of creating all
These electrical disasters,
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and that's my villainous
Archrival, megavolt.
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[ tapping ]
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get this engine checked.
It's knocking.
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I don't remember
Any engine knocking.
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Oh, the door.
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I thought some lemonade
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Might get the creative
Juices flowing.
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Thank you, dear.
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Molding a masterpiece does dry
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the throat!
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What's in this?!!
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Just lemons, dad.
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Unless those were jalapeños
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Must have been jalapeños
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Toaster oven.
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This is about as exciting
As watching cement dry.
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I guess he's just too
Close to the material.
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Having run out of food on mars,
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The giant flesh-eating
Slug monster
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Has come to earth to satisfy
Its gruesome appetite.
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look out, darkwing!
A giant slug monster from mars!
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no, launchpad, it's a giant
Flesh-eating slug monster from mars!
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megavolt will just have to wait.
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while I save the planet
From this menace.
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heyaaa!
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heh heh heh.
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what a way to go!
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done in by a plain
Ol' garden pest.
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you've given me an idea.
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I'll be right back.
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gotta a couple of bucks on you?
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what does a slug fear most?
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common household salt.
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don't I have some change coming?
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sorry I didn't get a receipt.
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aooorrr!
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one order of escargot to go.
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now to take care of megavolt!
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Oh, boy. This is writing.
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What'll I put in next?
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Maybe a zombie with a huge...
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I hate to interrupt,
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But what are you doing?!!
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I'd like to chat,
But my bike's double parked.
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I have to find some place
Where I won't be disturbed.
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Now to get my train of
Thought back on track.
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unless I miss my guess,
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that's the work of
Megavolt himself.
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he's playing with
The city power lines.
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so he's pillaging the
Daylight savings and loan, eh?
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it's all over, megavolt!
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I'm putting you behind
Bars in a dry cell.
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over my dead batteries!
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eat amperes, duck!
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haven't you heard that
Crime doesn't pay?
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they left me no choice.
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just because I missed
Paying a power bill or two,
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they threatened to shut me off.
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in the middle of the
Greatest scheme of my career.
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that'd be just like 'em.
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I'll stop that high-voltage
Low-life if it's...
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d.W.?
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what is it, launchpad?
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Do you know much about
Washing machines?
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What???
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If I dropped a box
Of soap in the washer
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And the lid was stuck shut
With the thing on high,
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What would happen?
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I suppose it might explode
In a mountain of suds.
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[ explosion ]
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I was afraid of that.
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Stay here and don't
Let anybody see that.
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That d.W.'s really something.
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Starring in his own comic book,
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Just like mickey mouse.
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I always liked those wild
Western comic books myself.
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You never see those anymore.
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Something like
death valley duck...
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Now that'd be great.
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well, it's that renegade
Big chief power bill.
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say, sidekick,
Do I sound different to you?
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nope, I reckon you sho
'nuff sound same as ever.
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I guess it was just
My imagination.
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ya might as well give up,
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ya yellar bellied sidewinder.
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we'll be many moons over miami
Before big chief gives up.
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the brave's pretty
Brave for a coward.
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are you a-coming peaceful like,
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or am I...
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what is this?
Custard's last stand?
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that's my assistant,
Little running gag.
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surrender, big chief.
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you're surrounded by an
Army of 12,000 soldiers.
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that's an old military
Ploy we call lying.
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duck born with silver
Spoon in mouth.
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speak with forked tongue.
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if you can dish it
Out, I can take it.
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much more of this and I'll
Have a full place setting.
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I'm givin' you one
Kilowatt hour to...
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but, considering the shoddy
Treatment your people have received,
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perhaps we could drop
The whole matter, huh?
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Ooh, aaah!
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Are you reading my comic book?
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Who? Me?
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Yaaa!
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I've got to have some privacy.
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Where was I? Oh, yeah...
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I'd just chased megavolt to
The power company building,
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Where I was going
To finish him off...
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And why am I wearing
A cowboy hat?
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Must have been a typo.
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this is it, megavolt.
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I'm pulling the plug on you.
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that's doubtful, duck.
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there's no stopping
The unstoppable.
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because I've just perfected my
New improved remote control.
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I can now vary the electric
Company's output at will.
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with controlled power surges,
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I can transform all
Household appliances.
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into soldiers of
My private army.
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going up?
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this is what I call
An express elevator.
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you sure you know how
To run this thing?
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going down.
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I hope you have
Elevator insurance.
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yaaaaa!
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a 14-mile drop at
The speed of light...
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we could be in for
A rough landing.
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yaaaaa!
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Yaaaaa!
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Yahoo, mr. Mallard.
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Oh, no.
Not that saccharin suburbanite.
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I've been looking
All over for you.
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Yes, mrs. Muddlefoot?
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Do you have some ground
Cinnamon we could borrow?
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Did hemingway have this problem?
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Of course not.
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He didn't live next
Door to the muddlefoots.
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I'll get you a
Whole cinnamon tree.
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Thanks you,
But a half a cup will do.
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Oh. And what's this?
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Why, it's a comic book.
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Well, how darling.
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Uh! Oh, dear me.
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My stars! Such violence!
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With reading material like this
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It's no wonder so
Many children grow up
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To be cruel dictators.
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Now, how can I make this
A little less deplorable
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And a little more adorable?
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I know... It was a
Beautiful spring morning...
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And little mr. Bunny was
As happy as could be.
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He happily hip-hopped
Up to robin redbreast
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And then...
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would you mind
Clearing out of here?
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I'd like to be alone.
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My goodness, no.
He didn't say that.
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The little mr. Bunny turned
To the birdie and said...
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you don't want to make me
Lose my temper, do you?
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00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:32,499
No. No,
He didn't say that either.
261
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,832
Oh, why, you're back.
262
00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:37,707
And so soon.
263
00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:42,750
I guess there's only one
Place I won't be disturbed.
264
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:52,166
At last,
I can finish this thing in peace.
265
00:13:58,416 --> 00:14:01,957
luckily we landed
Softly in this...
266
00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:06,415
say, l.P., where are we anyway?
267
00:14:06,416 --> 00:14:10,082
you've got me,
But it sure is cute.
268
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,583
we have to find
Megavolt before...
269
00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:18,125
I may have to hurt that guy.
270
00:14:20,291 --> 00:14:23,082
ah, don't be too hard on
Him, d.W.
271
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:24,000
he's just a...
272
00:14:24,001 --> 00:14:25,290
I know, I know, I know.
273
00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:28,083
he's just a little running gag.
274
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:35,875
come on.
We have to defuse megavolt.
275
00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:45,707
they call me mad.
They call me insane.
276
00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:49,082
all right,
But I'm running things now.
277
00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:51,999
your mad scheme will never work,
278
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,165
you ego-maniacal electron.
279
00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:58,124
for your information,
It already has.
280
00:14:58,125 --> 00:15:01,374
I was on my way over here
To pay my power bill,
281
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:04,875
after borrowing
Money from the bank,
282
00:15:06,416 --> 00:15:09,624
then I thought, hey,
Why not just take over the place?
283
00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:11,499
now, if you'll excuse me,
284
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:14,458
I have a city to dominate.
285
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,624
I did it!
286
00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:23,500
and took a good 17 inches off
My waistline in the process.
287
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:28,582
now to short circuit
That lunatic.
288
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:33,124
come on, launchpad.
Let's get dangerous!
289
00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:34,999
do we have to get that
Dangerous, d.W.?
290
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,958
couldn't we just
Take the stairs?
291
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:40,582
the whole city is mine.
292
00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:43,290
and to think I never even
Finished reform school.
293
00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:45,415
you again!
294
00:15:45,416 --> 00:15:48,457
that's far enough,
Sparkplug breath!
295
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:52,124
give me that.
It's private property.
296
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,207
that a boy, darkwing. Get 'em.
297
00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:57,332
show 'em who's...
298
00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,749
oooh whooo heeee!
299
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,874
ah, my masterpiece!
300
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:04,875
my baby!
301
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:11,082
Oh, my sweet darling.
You're the apple of my eye.
302
00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,624
Ooh, what's this?
303
00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:14,957
A comic book?
304
00:16:14,958 --> 00:16:17,457
A comic book starring
Darkwing duck?
305
00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,457
What's the world coming to?
306
00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:24,999
No! No! This is wrong!
All wrong!
307
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:29,125
And in definite need of repair.
308
00:16:31,416 --> 00:16:34,290
Ok. As darkwing duck
309
00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:36,832
And the misunderstood
Genius, megavolt,
310
00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:39,833
Struggle for the remote
Control device...
311
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,875
I've had all I'm gonna
Take from you, duck.
312
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:51,457
behold!
I'm the new, the improved,
313
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:55,625
mega, maximum mondo megavolt!
314
00:16:56,875 --> 00:17:01,500
and you, duck, are toast.
315
00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:09,582
it would appear that
Our best hope would be.
316
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:12,583
a tactical retreat!
317
00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:16,415
don't worry, launchpad.
318
00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:17,999
megavolt may have superior size,
319
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,374
he may have superior power,
320
00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:21,875
but I have superior intellect.
321
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:27,125
then again,
Let's not underemphasize power.
322
00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:47,583
I was wondering what
Happened to you.
323
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,874
we're safe down here, launchpad.
324
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:59,208
he's too big to fit in.
325
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:02,875
Yaaaa!
326
00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:08,749
Why can't I get a break?
327
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:11,583
This thing's due tomorrow.
328
00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:16,875
Even the wind's against me.
329
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:23,707
This place looks familiar.
330
00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:27,082
At last, I can tell the story
The way it should've happened.
331
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:29,707
Tampering with my
Masterpiece, eh?
332
00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:31,999
Oooh!
Don't you know how to knock?
333
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,749
Your little game is over,
You revolting revisionist.
334
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:39,207
Give it back so I can finish the
Scene where I finish you off.
335
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:42,374
Wrong! In the last scene,
I'm gonna finish you off.
336
00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:45,457
Sorry, pal.
This thing's reality-based.
337
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,082
You don't stand a
Chance against me.
338
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,957
That's what you think,
You hackneyed hack.
339
00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:52,874
In this edition,
I'm ten times bigger and more powerful.
340
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,207
No way! Let me see that!
341
00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:55,208
Where?
342
00:18:55,209 --> 00:18:57,707
Right there.
343
00:18:57,708 --> 00:19:00,582
What?! What kind of science
Fiction are you trying to write?
344
00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:04,624
If anything,
You're to be 20 times smaller.
345
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:07,207
what do you think you're doing?
346
00:19:07,208 --> 00:19:09,207
I'm bigger.
347
00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:12,875
have it your way. I can beat you
No matter what size shoe you wear.
348
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:23,499
saved by my faithful
Pet, super bunny.
349
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,082
wait a minute...
350
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:28,500
since when do I have a
Faithful pet named super bunny?
351
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,415
it's a little early for easter.
352
00:19:34,416 --> 00:19:36,083
isn't it?
353
00:19:37,416 --> 00:19:39,374
listen, super b.,
354
00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:41,874
there's only room for one
Hero in this comic book,
355
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,207
and I got the job.
356
00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:44,708
so beat it!
357
00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:49,208
never send a bunny
To do a duck's job.
358
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:52,874
in here, d.W.!
359
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:56,124
good going, launchpad. You've...
360
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:59,708
gotten us into an
Even bigger jam.
361
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:04,957
I've heard of
Eating the scenery,
362
00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:06,333
but this is ridiculous.
363
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:12,582
strange? Yes. But I'm not one to
Look a gift horse in the mouth.
364
00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:15,415
hiyo, silver. Away!
365
00:20:15,416 --> 00:20:17,583
that's cheating.
366
00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:20,874
whoa, silver.
367
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:25,583
all right, duck,
This is gonna be your final scene.
368
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,874
looks like he's got us this
Time, d.W.
369
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:31,582
ha! I don't know the meaning
Of the word defeat, launchpad.
370
00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:34,707
aha.
Just what we need right now...
371
00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:36,750
a refreshing cup of coffee.
372
00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:40,749
push, launchpad.
373
00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:43,457
taste java, battery brain.
374
00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:49,833
aaaaah! I've been percolated!
375
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,457
That's not fair.
376
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,957
How come you get to win?
377
00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:57,124
Because it's my comic book.
378
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,832
I'd love to chew the fat, babe,
379
00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:01,082
But I'm late for a date
With comic book immortality.
380
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:04,625
See you in the funny
Papers, pal.
381
00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:19,290
Ah, well...
382
00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:20,374
Yes?
383
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:21,457
I hate it!
384
00:21:21,458 --> 00:21:22,416
No.
385
00:21:22,417 --> 00:21:23,874
Yes.
386
00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:28,874
I'm also repelled and repulsed,
Reviled and revolted by it.
387
00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:32,707
I loathe and abhor it.
388
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:35,415
Not to mention despising
And detesting it.
389
00:21:35,416 --> 00:21:37,249
However...
390
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:38,707
However?
391
00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:42,582
However, I am intrigued
By the rabbit character
392
00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:45,165
And plan to spin off
A new comic book...
393
00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:48,124
the adventures of super bunny.
394
00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:50,124
B-b-b-bu-bunny!
395
00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:52,124
R-r-ra-rabbit!
396
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:53,957
Of all the...
397
00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:58,415
Sir, I have only one
Response to this development.
398
00:21:58,416 --> 00:22:00,583
[ whistles ]
399
00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:04,499
Come, come, little running gag.
400
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:07,374
Let's see if we can sell
This epic to disney.
401
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:10,833
Maybe they'll make a
Tv series out of it.
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