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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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oh! Oh!
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aah!
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grr!
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there's no way out,
No one to help.
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like, a really nice day.
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grr!
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Hello, people...
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I bet my allowance is
Bigger than your budget.
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[chain saw buzzes]
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Grr!
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Yeah! The 3-d effects
Aren't too shabby.
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It was a busy night
For the crimefighter,
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Foiling felons and
Thwarting thieves.
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Darkwing duck remained on guard,
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Knowing new villains lay poised
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To throw the city into turmoil.
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You have an appointment with
Gosalyn's counselor today.
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Just reminding you.
3 p.M. Sharp.
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I remember, I remember.
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I've been robbed!
That man's taken my bananas!
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An innocent citizen
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In imminent and life-threating danger!
Oh, boy.
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Hey! Aah!
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Rat catcher,
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State-of-the-art,
Anti-lock brakes
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Are no match for the
Common banana peel.
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A western gunfighter?
Is it halloween?
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I know that guy from somewhere.
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Yes! You have no bananas today,
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You masquerading marauder.
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Howdy, stranger.
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Or should I say hasta la vista?
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He's like something
From a b-movie.
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I saw him on the it's so
Late, it's early show!
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That's the snake-eyed kid!
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Stranger, I'm a-callin'
You out for a showdown.
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How authentic.
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All right, pardner,
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I'm a-ready when you are.
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This guy is beginning
To crisp my cape.
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Mr. Mallard, your daughter
Has been telling stories.
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She claims she saw a
Chain saw-wielding zombie
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Jump off a movie screen.
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How long has gosalyn had trouble
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Distinguishing
Fiction from reality?
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She doesn't have trouble...
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Sit!
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Send in case 1331.
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Hail,
O evil lord of galaxy spiral.
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Ha ha.
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It's true she has an
Active imagination,
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But she didn't see any zombies
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With hacksaws, did she?
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No, dad, it was a chain saw,
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Maybe 10-12 horsepower.
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Hey, I know what I saw.
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I assure you I'll
Supervise what she watches.
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Promise.
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See that you do.
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I suggest fewer movies with
The word "Blood" in the title.
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Now, these are movies.
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Gosalyn, we're not here
For another gorefest.
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To make sure you don't
See more bloodfests,
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I'm holding you to this
Official "No" list.
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You'll notice violent
Movies at the top.
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Sign here.
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We're seeing a delightful
G-rated example
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Of the art of animation.
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A cartoon? Now, that's scary.
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wacky times with andy ape.
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This should be more fun
Than a barrel of monkeys.
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andy, take good care
Of toddler timmy.
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now, this time,
Please be a good baby.
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waa!
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[audience] Ha ha!
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[birds chirping sound effect]
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oh, no-o-o-o!
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[thump]
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[burglar alarm sound effect]
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aah!
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"Oh, no-o-o-o," is right.
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[birds chirping sound effect]
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Uh, gosalyn, in real life,
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If you get hit with an anvil,
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You don't pop up like that.
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Gosalyn? Gosalyn!
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Come on, l.P.
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you disobeyed my
Orders, swamp creatures.
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and now you will pay!
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Young lady,
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mongo from mars is
Definitely on the "No" list.
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mongo can not be denied!
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We're going home
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To watch a nice documentary
About lima beans.
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No buts, ands, or ifs, gosalyn.
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Dad! It's mongo from mars!
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Yeah, right. And I'm donald...
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Duck!
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Here, gosalyn,
Is a perfect example
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Of what we were talking about.
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If this happened to
A cartoon character,
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He'd just say, "Aah!"
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And then resume his shape.
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I, on the other hand,
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Am experiencing pain like
You wouldn't believe.
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At least now you know
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I'm not some maladjusted
Pathological liar.
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A lot of villains
Use silly disguises.
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It's an underworld tradition,
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Much the same way as
I fight crime as...
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Darkwing duck!
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Creature who jumped from
The movie screen dead ahead!
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Come on. Let's get dangerous.
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we'll get dangerous, thank you.
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You stay here.
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Looks like a last show,
Master tuskerninni.
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So gosalyn isn't a
Maladjusted pathological liar.
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The villains jump
Off movie screens.
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I want that in writing.
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This inability to
Follow instructions...
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Is it genetic or something?
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My latest villainous scheme
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Will be the most
Successful ever.
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I am the terror that
Flaps in the night.
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I am the plot twist
In the second reel.
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I am darkwing duck!
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Stop that do-good duck.
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Whoa, nice outfit there.
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Who's your embalmer?
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Constrain the
Annoying intruders.
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Tie them up!
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The camera,
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As I explain my grand scheme
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To my... Ha ha...
Captive audience.
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By using this 3-d
Projection gun,
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I'm bringing to life
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An army of film villains
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To do my bidding.
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As we say in the
Trade, "Roll them!"
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Does anyone know who stars
In this classic film?
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I do.
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Fleabeard, the nastiest,
Most grungiest most gross pirate
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Who ever sailed the seven seas!
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Oh, I hate to miss your fade-out
Scene, darkwing duck,
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Ha ha,
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But destiny calls.
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En garde, insect face!
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That's fleabeard, swab!
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I'll hang you from the yearest
Nardarm, be mucko.
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That's nearest
Yardarm, me bucko.
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And thanks for the suggestion.
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Tiver me shimbers!
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The demented director has staged
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A clean getaway.
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The way to stop this
Filmic crime wave
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Is to find tuskerninni.
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Where do we look first?
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We? No, no, no.
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You're going home to
Sign the contract.
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Come on, sign here, dear...
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Sweetie, love of my life...
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My beneficiary.
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Tell you what, dad.
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Take me to the premiere
Of son of kongo, and...
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You'll sign it?
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I'll consider it.
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son of kongo's not
On my "No list."
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It was until I erased it.
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[snoring]
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Now I can solve this
Tuskerninni case.
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I feel the answer is
Staring us in the face.
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We'll have to wait
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Till he makes his next move.
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I'm taking time away from
An important case for this.
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Right, dad.
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The thing's starting.
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now be a good baby.
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What is going on here?
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It's that dumb cartoon.
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Is this your idea of a joke?
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No. I thought we
Were seeing something
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About a giant gorilla.
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Giant gorilla?
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Gorilla... Giant...
A giant gorilla.
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Tuskerninni!
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Quickly! Pick up the pace!
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All right, hands up!
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Your mad scheme is unreeling
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Before your very eyes.
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Whoa! Hey!
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My film gun!
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My gas gun!
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Sorry for rewriting your
Script, but...
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[crash]
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How's it going?
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Poo! We've lost valuable time.
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Ooh! You get off of
Me, you obnoxious ape.
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Come on! Let's be f-f-friends.
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I'd rather face a chain
Saw-wielding zombie than that...
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Sorry, p-p-pal, it s-s-slipped.
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And now,
Get ready for the big time.
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It's showtime!
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[grrr]
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With you in my cast,
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I'll soon have all the wealth in st.
Canard.
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In this scene, kongo,
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The lady of your dreams
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Has been taken into
The jewelry store,
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So you smash it open.
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And... Action!
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No more monkeyshines,
Tuskerninni.
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And now, kongo, the infidels
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Who stole your
Lady love from you.
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You are furious.
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[grrr]
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You grab them.
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And you hurl them
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Into next wednesday night...
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7:37 p.M.
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Aah! Aah!
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[crash]
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When I said take five,
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I didn't mean five banana trees.
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[grumble grumble]
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If you don't get in line,
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You'll never work
In this town again.
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I know I'm going to hate
Myself tomorrow, but...
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Hey!
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You stepped in something!
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[huh]
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[grrr]
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What's going on?
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I'm watching this dumb cartoon
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When the main character
Disappears and... Oh!
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It's kongo in person.
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Gosalyn, no!
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Hey, kongo,
Can I have your autograph?
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Oh! This is too hip by far.
268
00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:24,000
Wait till my school
Counselor hears this one.
269
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,582
Ooh! Hey, now!
270
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:36,375
Watch it, kongo.
You don't want to...
271
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:38,624
Help!
272
00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:43,333
I'm being kidnapped by
A fictional character!
273
00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:49,000
Hey, somebody! Help me!
274
00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:01,124
Darkwing duck!
275
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:01,958
Tuskerninni,
276
00:16:01,959 --> 00:16:07,332
It's time to pay back
That favor you owe me.
277
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:10,832
Something tells me
You're not going to help.
278
00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:13,624
I am going to help you...
279
00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:16,624
Out of the picture permanently!
280
00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:20,165
You, my friends,
Who have been vanquished
281
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:22,165
In so many films,
282
00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:24,582
Who would like the chance
283
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:28,207
To do away with the hero?
284
00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:33,332
How did the snake-eyed
Kid lose in the movies?
285
00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:36,875
It was bonanza bob, the lawman.
286
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:41,166
Snake-eye, I'm takin' you in.
287
00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:03,500
Aah!
288
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:06,874
Hail, great mongo!
289
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:10,375
The invader is yours.
290
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,832
And mongo?
291
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,832
Sorry, I never saw that one.
292
00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:20,457
Lord zap of planet
Zebton beat him!
293
00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:23,957
Lord zap is his nephew-in-law,
294
00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:26,332
He can control mongo's thoughts!
295
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:29,874
I got you out of that movie!
296
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:33,458
I saw it three times before.
297
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:39,457
Your eons of ruling
The galaxy are over.
298
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:44,290
I, your relative, lord
Zap, am here to defeat you.
299
00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:49,707
Aah! Not the dreaded
Zebton mind-meld.
300
00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:51,582
[hums rockabye, baby]
301
00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:53,207
No! No!
302
00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:57,707
♪ la ta ta da da da da ♪♪
303
00:17:57,708 --> 00:18:00,875
[snoring]
304
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,875
Zombie!
305
00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:12,624
Ok, miss goremonger!
Who's the hero in this picture?
306
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:15,416
South dakota smith!
307
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:18,457
Now what?
308
00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:20,874
You don't want to know!
309
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:22,374
Why not?
310
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:24,374
Because the zombie wins!
311
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:25,874
[chain saw revs up]
312
00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:28,124
Grrr! Grrr!
313
00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:29,582
Grrr! Grrr!
314
00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:32,000
[chain saw revs up]
315
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000
[whistles]
316
00:18:36,001 --> 00:18:38,499
Hiya, p-p-pal.
317
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,500
[chain saw revs up]
318
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:43,583
Ow!
319
00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:07,500
[grrr]
320
00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:15,458
Ha! That big monkey
Won't know what hit him.
321
00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:19,499
[grrr]
322
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,458
[grrr]
323
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:25,083
Release the cable, launchpad!
324
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:31,750
[grrr]
325
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,415
Cut the cable!
326
00:19:34,416 --> 00:19:36,457
Cut the cable already!
327
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:37,875
[grrr]
328
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:42,999
Just like in the movies.
329
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,999
Planes have no affect on him.
330
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,416
Movies? Movies! Of course!
331
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:54,457
[snaps fingers]
332
00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:56,582
You there, the ape.
333
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:57,999
Me?
334
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:02,875
Do you see any
Other apes up there?
335
00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:09,457
In this scene,
You drop the girl...
336
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,457
No! Cut! Stunt double!
337
00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:12,874
Stunt...
338
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:15,000
Double!
339
00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:19,999
You could have gotten me killed.
340
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:24,208
The heroine always
Survives in these pictures.
341
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,207
Desperate and weak,
342
00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:32,708
You begin to lose your grip.
343
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,625
Then... You fall.
344
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:44,500
No! Let's change that!
You don't fall!
345
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:49,832
Cut! Print! That's a wrap.
346
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:53,249
Not quite.
347
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:56,707
Your final scene has
Yet to be played.
348
00:20:56,708 --> 00:20:59,707
I could learn to hate movies.
349
00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:02,832
Reverse the charge on his gun
350
00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:06,415
Like they did in
fangman from fargo.
351
00:21:06,416 --> 00:21:08,874
You weren't supposed
To watch that.
352
00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:12,332
The act three finale
Is finally here.
353
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:15,333
I'm not through
Yet, tuskerninni.
354
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:20,750
Action!
355
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,000
Yeow!
356
00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:40,583
Now that is a wrap.
357
00:21:47,291 --> 00:21:50,624
oh! Kongo, jimmy, run!
358
00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:53,624
Sure I should be seeing this?
359
00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:55,624
It's kind of violent.
360
00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:59,874
True,
But it has a very happy ending.
361
00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:00,583
help!
362
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:01,458
somebody!
363
00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:02,749
anybody!
364
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:05,416
get me out of this picture!
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