Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,625 --> 00:00:03,957
♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
2
00:00:03,958 --> 00:00:06,374
♪ champion of right ♪
3
00:00:06,375 --> 00:00:08,415
♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
4
00:00:08,416 --> 00:00:10,874
♪ darkwing of the night ♪
5
00:00:10,875 --> 00:00:13,165
♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
6
00:00:13,166 --> 00:00:14,624
♪ but his number's up ♪
7
00:00:14,625 --> 00:00:15,707
3, 2, 1!
8
00:00:15,708 --> 00:00:17,582
♪ darkwing duck ♪
9
00:00:17,583 --> 00:00:20,207
♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
10
00:00:20,208 --> 00:00:22,124
♪ darkwing duck ♪
11
00:00:22,125 --> 00:00:24,832
Let's get dangerous.
12
00:00:24,833 --> 00:00:26,999
♪ darkwing duck ♪
13
00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,332
Darkwing, darkwing duck!
14
00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:31,332
♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
15
00:00:31,333 --> 00:00:33,582
♪ the master of surprise ♪
16
00:00:33,583 --> 00:00:36,249
♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
17
00:00:36,250 --> 00:00:38,332
♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
18
00:00:38,333 --> 00:00:40,582
♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
19
00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:42,124
♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
20
00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,165
♪ here comes ♪
21
00:00:43,166 --> 00:00:44,749
♪ darkwing duck ♪
22
00:00:44,750 --> 00:00:45,999
Look out!
23
00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,999
♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
24
00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,207
♪ darkwing duck ♪
25
00:00:49,208 --> 00:00:52,499
Let's get dangerous!
26
00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:54,374
♪ darkwing duck ♪
27
00:00:54,375 --> 00:00:57,124
♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
28
00:00:57,125 --> 00:00:59,000
♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
29
00:01:01,750 --> 00:01:03,582
Take a letter, maria,
30
00:01:03,583 --> 00:01:05,624
To mr. Numero uno,
31
00:01:05,625 --> 00:01:08,707
Care of st. Canard prison.
32
00:01:08,708 --> 00:01:10,249
Dear mr. Uno,
33
00:01:10,250 --> 00:01:12,207
Sorry about your conviction
34
00:01:12,208 --> 00:01:14,707
On tax evasion charges,
35
00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:18,707
But you need to pay for
Your defense... Now!
36
00:01:18,708 --> 00:01:20,707
Love, et cetera, et cetera.
37
00:01:20,708 --> 00:01:21,833
[telephone rings]
38
00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,832
Shyster and loophole,
Tax attorneys.
39
00:01:25,833 --> 00:01:30,291
Could this be the
Shyster and loophole?
40
00:01:31,208 --> 00:01:32,707
Not the tax attorneys.
41
00:01:32,708 --> 00:01:33,708
Yes.
42
00:01:33,709 --> 00:01:35,999
Must have the wrong number.
43
00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,207
Aah!
44
00:01:37,208 --> 00:01:41,874
I am the terror that
Flaps in the night,
45
00:01:41,875 --> 00:01:44,457
The paper cut that
Ruins your morning.
46
00:01:44,458 --> 00:01:46,165
I'm...
47
00:01:46,166 --> 00:01:48,583
Let me guess... Day-care duck.
48
00:01:50,291 --> 00:01:54,290
I told you never to
Follow me to work.
49
00:01:54,291 --> 00:01:56,707
There was nothing on tv.
50
00:01:56,708 --> 00:01:58,582
Just impressionable
Roller skaters
51
00:01:58,583 --> 00:02:02,290
I rescued from a
Burning sidewalk.
52
00:02:02,291 --> 00:02:04,082
Ahem.
53
00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:08,082
When did you last see
Shyster and loophole?
54
00:02:08,083 --> 00:02:11,374
They were dictating
Mr. Uno's letter.
55
00:02:11,375 --> 00:02:15,457
The math genius serving two
To four for evading taxes
56
00:02:15,458 --> 00:02:19,124
On his 5-and-10-cent
Stores 12 months ago?
57
00:02:19,125 --> 00:02:21,124
Run along and play,
58
00:02:21,125 --> 00:02:24,583
Child whom I've
Never met before.
59
00:02:33,708 --> 00:02:34,957
[gasps]
60
00:02:34,958 --> 00:02:38,457
Numero uno,
A convicted numbers criminal.
61
00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:42,624
It adds up to a
Vengeance motive to me.
62
00:02:42,625 --> 00:02:44,290
There's uh... Uh...
63
00:02:44,291 --> 00:02:45,291
Yes?
64
00:02:45,292 --> 00:02:46,874
Spit it out!
65
00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:51,290
A hoof print,
Prehistoric, over there.
66
00:02:51,291 --> 00:02:52,332
Prehistoric?
67
00:02:52,333 --> 00:02:53,832
You mean dinosaurs
68
00:02:53,833 --> 00:02:56,374
In this day and age?
69
00:02:56,375 --> 00:02:58,957
Heh heh heh! Dinosaurs?
70
00:02:58,958 --> 00:03:01,374
This is obviously the work
71
00:03:01,375 --> 00:03:03,332
Of fugitive martian geeks.
72
00:03:03,333 --> 00:03:04,499
Charming, aren't they?
73
00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:06,832
Now get along now, children.
74
00:03:06,833 --> 00:03:08,415
Hey, wait!
75
00:03:08,416 --> 00:03:12,333
Aren't we going to nail
Those alien dirtbags?
76
00:03:13,125 --> 00:03:15,582
I think that means no.
77
00:03:15,583 --> 00:03:17,165
Prehistoric footprints...
78
00:03:17,166 --> 00:03:21,624
This could get me an
"A" on my project.
79
00:03:21,625 --> 00:03:23,582
Darkwing duck gets adventure.
80
00:03:23,583 --> 00:03:25,582
What do I get?
81
00:03:25,583 --> 00:03:26,583
Homework.
82
00:03:26,584 --> 00:03:29,874
Can we go home yet?
83
00:03:29,875 --> 00:03:33,582
We haven't run out
Of dinosaur prints.
84
00:03:33,583 --> 00:03:34,999
Dinosaurs are extinct.
85
00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,499
I know.
86
00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:37,874
They don't exist.
87
00:03:37,875 --> 00:03:38,875
I know!
88
00:03:38,876 --> 00:03:40,874
So, what are they?
89
00:03:40,875 --> 00:03:43,416
Dinosaur prints.
90
00:03:46,583 --> 00:03:48,624
this is your warden.
91
00:03:48,625 --> 00:03:50,957
thank you for not escaping.
92
00:03:50,958 --> 00:03:52,457
enjoy your stay.
93
00:03:52,458 --> 00:03:56,500
at the st.
Canard minimum security prison.
94
00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:02,207
There's numero uno.
95
00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:05,249
I'll nab that
Nefarious lawyer-napper
96
00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:10,125
With the help of my
New elasto-suspenders.
97
00:04:14,333 --> 00:04:15,874
The soaring sleuth
98
00:04:15,875 --> 00:04:18,290
Skillfully severs
His suspender snaps.
99
00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:19,250
Oh...
100
00:04:19,251 --> 00:04:21,124
So sever, already.
101
00:04:21,125 --> 00:04:23,124
Come on. Unfasten, snaps.
102
00:04:23,125 --> 00:04:24,125
Unbuckle!
103
00:04:24,126 --> 00:04:26,249
Ow!
104
00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:28,333
Fore!
105
00:04:33,958 --> 00:04:36,207
How perfectly logical.
106
00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:41,208
Dinosaur prints lead to
A natural history museum.
107
00:04:48,708 --> 00:04:53,166
Something tells me he's not our
Guy, honk.
108
00:04:57,125 --> 00:04:59,165
[crash]
109
00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:00,624
What was that?
110
00:05:00,625 --> 00:05:03,583
Maybe it's the lawyer-nappers.
111
00:05:07,625 --> 00:05:09,875
Oh, boy!
112
00:05:11,875 --> 00:05:15,375
It came from over there.
113
00:05:18,375 --> 00:05:20,999
Now we're on the right track.
114
00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,582
Now we're on the right track.
115
00:05:23,583 --> 00:05:25,749
Uno's days are numbered.
116
00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:28,707
I can just land the
thunderquack, d.W.
117
00:05:28,708 --> 00:05:30,332
Don't bother, l.P.
118
00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:32,374
I'm getting these to work
119
00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:34,375
If it kills me.
120
00:05:42,958 --> 00:05:47,457
Bronzed or burnt, uno.
You're coming with me!
121
00:05:47,458 --> 00:05:50,415
Oh, dear, I am starting to burn.
122
00:05:50,416 --> 00:05:53,000
Where's my 25 sunscreen?
123
00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:15,000
I'm gone.
124
00:06:23,625 --> 00:06:25,165
Um, um, um...
125
00:06:25,166 --> 00:06:27,707
No lawyer-nappers around here.
126
00:06:27,708 --> 00:06:31,957
Boy, people leave
Their garbage anywhere.
127
00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:33,457
Come on, honk.
128
00:06:33,458 --> 00:06:34,874
Let's recycle.
129
00:06:34,875 --> 00:06:36,082
Oh...
130
00:06:36,083 --> 00:06:37,624
Ah... Ah...
131
00:06:37,625 --> 00:06:40,749
So much for your
Live dinosaur theory.
132
00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:43,500
Ah-choo!
133
00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:48,207
He looks like a live one to me.
134
00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:50,457
Whew! Excuse me.
135
00:06:50,458 --> 00:06:52,208
Aah!
136
00:06:54,875 --> 00:06:56,374
Hey... Oh, sorry.
137
00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:59,124
Come back! Pardon me.
138
00:06:59,125 --> 00:07:03,290
I won't hurt you! Sorry. Wait!
139
00:07:03,291 --> 00:07:05,249
Oh... Oh, no, I'm...
140
00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:06,707
Whoa!
141
00:07:06,708 --> 00:07:08,458
Whew!
142
00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:11,708
Oops.
143
00:07:11,709 --> 00:07:13,082
Sorry.
144
00:07:13,083 --> 00:07:16,457
Uh, you're a
Stegosaurus, aren't you?
145
00:07:16,458 --> 00:07:20,457
The plated lizard from
The late jurassic period.
146
00:07:20,458 --> 00:07:23,457
Don't know. I was a janitor.
147
00:07:23,458 --> 00:07:26,874
Mondo! You talk!
148
00:07:26,875 --> 00:07:28,874
Yeah. My name's stegmutt,
149
00:07:28,875 --> 00:07:31,374
But my friend, dr. Fossil,
150
00:07:31,375 --> 00:07:33,124
Calls me, uh, stegmutt.
151
00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:34,624
Well, um...
152
00:07:34,625 --> 00:07:36,999
I'm honker muddlefoot,
153
00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,499
Student of science.
154
00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:41,249
Gosalyn mallard...
Martian hunter, freelance.
155
00:07:41,250 --> 00:07:44,624
Wow! You really hunt martians?
156
00:07:44,625 --> 00:07:46,082
Yeah.
157
00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:50,124
Do you really whack
Tyrannosauruses with that tail?
158
00:07:50,125 --> 00:07:53,749
That? No.
I use it to open sodas.
159
00:07:53,750 --> 00:07:55,999
Oh, bummer.
160
00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,124
Why are you here?
Museum's closed.
161
00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:00,582
Well, um,
162
00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:01,999
I'm researching dinosaurs
163
00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,124
For my school science project.
164
00:08:04,125 --> 00:08:07,124
Did you come to the right place?
165
00:08:07,125 --> 00:08:10,582
You want to see a
Real science project?
166
00:08:10,583 --> 00:08:12,458
Uh... Sure!
167
00:08:18,625 --> 00:08:21,165
I've got just the thing
168
00:08:21,166 --> 00:08:24,291
To keep my feet on the ground.
169
00:08:25,166 --> 00:08:27,624
I've got your number, uno,
170
00:08:27,625 --> 00:08:30,000
And it is up!
171
00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:35,583
I...
I do believe I feel a draft.
172
00:08:35,833 --> 00:08:36,833
[bell dings]
173
00:08:36,834 --> 00:08:38,000
[thud]
174
00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:42,332
Hey, this is some pad.
175
00:08:42,333 --> 00:08:43,707
Uh, dr. Fossil?
176
00:08:43,708 --> 00:08:45,874
It's about time, stegmutt.
177
00:08:45,875 --> 00:08:49,290
I was bored watching
My talons grow.
178
00:08:49,291 --> 00:08:51,290
Those aren't circus elephants.
179
00:08:51,291 --> 00:08:54,457
Circus elephants juggle
And wear funny hats.
180
00:08:54,458 --> 00:08:56,457
I know, dr. Fossil.
181
00:08:56,458 --> 00:08:58,999
These are my new friends.
182
00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,957
I didn't ask for new friends.
183
00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,999
I asked for circus elephants!
184
00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:07,582
Can I show them your
Secret invention?
185
00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:10,707
I don't see any
Secret invention.
186
00:09:10,708 --> 00:09:14,582
Oh, good. I'll be right back.
187
00:09:14,583 --> 00:09:16,499
Stegmutt, secrets are things
188
00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:19,499
Nobody else knows about.
189
00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:24,582
This is dr. Fossil's
Retro-evolution gun.
190
00:09:24,583 --> 00:09:26,457
Nah, no secrets here.
191
00:09:26,458 --> 00:09:29,457
Pardon moi, retro-what-o?
192
00:09:29,458 --> 00:09:32,457
Can I explain,
Dr. Fossil, can I?
193
00:09:32,458 --> 00:09:33,582
No!
194
00:09:33,583 --> 00:09:35,999
It's great for
Reheating leftovers,
195
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,624
And it turns people
Into dinosaurs.
196
00:09:38,625 --> 00:09:40,707
Aah!
197
00:09:40,708 --> 00:09:42,707
I'll show you.
198
00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:44,082
Oops.
199
00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:47,582
Sorry, dr. Fossil.
200
00:09:47,583 --> 00:09:50,624
Stegmutt breaks
A lot of handles.
201
00:09:50,625 --> 00:09:53,707
I use mitts to
Hold my cocoa mug.
202
00:09:53,708 --> 00:09:55,707
Don't worry, dr. Fossil.
203
00:09:55,708 --> 00:09:57,750
I'll open it.
204
00:09:59,583 --> 00:10:02,332
If his strength
Weren't so handy,
205
00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:05,207
I'd retro-evolve him to amoeba.
206
00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:09,374
My, up until two minutes
Ago, secret collection.
207
00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:10,707
Nifty, huh?
208
00:10:10,708 --> 00:10:13,207
We've got ice show penguins,
209
00:10:13,208 --> 00:10:14,707
Rock musicians,
210
00:10:14,708 --> 00:10:17,207
Tax attorneys.
211
00:10:17,208 --> 00:10:18,707
Shyster and loophole!
212
00:10:18,708 --> 00:10:21,415
They're my friends, too.
213
00:10:21,416 --> 00:10:22,999
What's the point?
214
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,499
The point, kiddo,
215
00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:27,999
Is that I believe
Dinosaurs became extinct
216
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,624
When a comet... Bam! Boom!
Whacked our planet.
217
00:10:31,625 --> 00:10:34,957
The point is the
Famous cleanser's comet
218
00:10:34,958 --> 00:10:37,707
Is due to pass above us tonight.
219
00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:39,375
The point...
220
00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:44,999
Have you left the
Bathroom light on again?
221
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,124
Nope.
222
00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:49,583
Well, make sure.
223
00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:55,957
He's in the dark
On certain details.
224
00:10:55,958 --> 00:10:57,582
He upsets easily.
225
00:10:57,583 --> 00:10:59,582
The point is tonight,
226
00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:03,582
With the help of the
Largest supermagnet,
227
00:11:03,583 --> 00:11:07,749
That comet's going to give
Dinosaurs a second chance!
228
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,624
Y-you mean bam! Boom?
229
00:11:10,625 --> 00:11:12,499
You got it, shorty.
230
00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:15,707
Dinosaurs will tromp
Through the tulips again!
231
00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,624
Ok, you like dinosaurs.
232
00:11:17,625 --> 00:11:19,749
Why wipe out mankind?
233
00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:24,290
It's hard being a
Dinosaur in a man's world.
234
00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:26,290
The stares, the resentment.
235
00:11:26,291 --> 00:11:29,499
People running in the
Streets screaming,
236
00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,707
"Look, look. It's godzilla!"
237
00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:33,999
Wouldn't it be easier
238
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,874
To change back into a man?
239
00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:37,415
A wisenheimer, huh?
240
00:11:37,416 --> 00:11:39,415
You think I'm funny,
241
00:11:39,416 --> 00:11:41,957
Here to amuse you?
242
00:11:41,958 --> 00:11:44,457
Apparently, the world does, too.
243
00:11:44,458 --> 00:11:47,457
T-shirts, bath
Toys, comic books,
244
00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:49,207
Chocolate-covered
Sandwich cookies!
245
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:52,874
We dinosaurs don't
Get any respect!
246
00:11:52,875 --> 00:11:54,415
Where's my soda?
247
00:11:54,416 --> 00:11:55,999
Never mind that.
248
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,624
I was expecting
Circus elephants,
249
00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:02,499
But a couple of smart kids
250
00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:05,249
Will do just as well.
251
00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:08,375
Well, say...
252
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,124
[alarm rings]
253
00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:17,624
Well, 6:00.
254
00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:20,499
Time to steal the
Largest supermagnet!
255
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:21,582
Bam!
256
00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:22,583
Boom!
257
00:12:22,584 --> 00:12:25,874
I still say uno's our man.
258
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:29,207
Let's grab my x-ray goggles
And extend-o-stilts,
259
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:31,165
And we'll be back in business.
260
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:32,999
I don't know, d.W.
261
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,874
Maybe honker was onto something.
262
00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:38,457
About dinosaurs?
Don't be ridiculous.
263
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,999
Do you know the
Way to camp canard?
264
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:46,457
A left, two rights, a
U-turn, and another left.
265
00:12:46,458 --> 00:12:47,749
Oh, boy. Thanks.
266
00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:50,582
Don't mention it.
267
00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:52,582
Launchpad...
268
00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:54,999
Did you see that?
269
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,165
Yeah.
That truck had expired plates.
270
00:12:58,166 --> 00:13:02,165
I know,
But that's not what I meant.
271
00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:05,457
That dinosaur just
Got directions
272
00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:07,832
From the wrong motorist.
273
00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:09,958
[honk honk]
274
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:13,707
[telephone rings]
275
00:13:13,708 --> 00:13:16,082
Private parking space here.
276
00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:18,999
Is this the supermagnet bunker?
277
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,458
Yes, sir.
278
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:24,457
Let me get this straight.
279
00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:27,165
the supermagnet,
The really big one?
280
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:28,999
Yes, sir.
281
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,083
Must have the wrong number.
282
00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:40,999
There goes that
Prehistoric pilferer.
283
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,416
[engine sputters]
284
00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:47,208
[coughing]
285
00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:49,624
Sorry, d.W.
286
00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:51,583
Forgot to gas up.
287
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,999
These skates and my magnet gun
288
00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:00,290
Will keep me on him
Like a cheap suit.
289
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:04,165
Where's the on sw-switch?
290
00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:05,333
Yikes!
291
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,707
[clang]
292
00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:16,125
Whew! I almost broke the law.
293
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:21,457
This radar shows
Stegmutt's really cooking,
294
00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:23,958
But what's this other blip?
295
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:26,333
Ugh!
296
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,333
Aah!
297
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,333
Ugh!
298
00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:29,707
Aah!
299
00:14:29,708 --> 00:14:34,082
Oh, thank goodness
It's not a threat.
300
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:37,291
Uh-uh-uh-uh. Yikes!
301
00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:45,083
Ooh, boy.
302
00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:53,457
Boy. Ooh, boy.
303
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:57,458
I'm really onto him now.
304
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:13,583
Supermagnet plus comet equals bam!
Boom!
305
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,208
Yikes!
306
00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:23,457
Suck gas,
307
00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:25,582
Evildoer.
308
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:29,582
With my asthma, are you kidding?
309
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:33,290
[coughing]
310
00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:34,832
Whoa!
311
00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:36,332
I'm back!
312
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:37,874
Ooh, boy.
313
00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:41,082
We'll have fun being
Dinosaurs together.
314
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:42,165
Not!
315
00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:44,165
Listen close, stegmutt.
316
00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:45,624
Fossil's using that magnet
317
00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:46,832
To wipe out mankind.
318
00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:50,499
He wouldn't do that.
He's a smart man.
319
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,374
Now he's a screw-loose dinosaur.
320
00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:55,332
Show him, honk.
321
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:58,332
The hypotenuse of
A speeding comet
322
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,832
Times earth squared
323
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:03,707
Divided by 2 billion
Miles per minute
324
00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:05,499
Equals bam! Boom!
325
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:08,082
You know what that means?
326
00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:11,707
No more chocolate-covered
Sandwich cookies.
327
00:16:11,708 --> 00:16:13,000
Rrrrr!
328
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:20,291
We got to stop that
Crazy dinosaur.
329
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:26,250
Had enough, fossil?
330
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:28,250
Darkwing!
331
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:35,249
Stegmutt, why aren't those
Brats transformed yet?
332
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:37,500
Unhand those
Children, bonebreath.
333
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:41,750
Stegmutt's innocent.
Don't hurt him!
334
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:48,708
Don't think I'd hurt
The little tyke.
335
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:55,000
Darkwing!
336
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,457
Darkwing?
337
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,874
I didn't mean to hurt him.
338
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:11,083
It was an accident.
339
00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:22,708
Aah! Dinosaur!
340
00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:26,290
And a ridiculous one at that.
341
00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:28,957
Darkwing, is that you?
342
00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:31,457
Well, of course it's me.
343
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:35,458
My, what big feet I have.
344
00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:36,999
Yikes!
345
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,582
I'm a dinosaur!
346
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:40,082
Honker, he's alive!
347
00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:42,415
Stegmutt, he's alive!
348
00:17:42,416 --> 00:17:44,415
Dr. Fossil, he's alive!
349
00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:46,875
Not for long.
350
00:17:56,833 --> 00:18:00,625
Say "Hi" to the comet for me.
351
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:07,249
Not so fast, fossil.
352
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:11,999
There's a crime fighter
Swimming in my gene pool.
353
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,875
Terrific.
354
00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:19,166
Let's get dangerous.
355
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:22,582
Oh, no! The switch is stuck!
356
00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:24,583
Let me try.
357
00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:26,833
Oops.
358
00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:28,582
Sorry.
359
00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:31,499
How do we get the magnet?
360
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,875
I'll look it up.
361
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,582
"Chapter three... Magnetism."
362
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:39,874
"See chapter 14...
Electromagnetism."
363
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:41,000
Hurry!
364
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,582
Look! It's godzilla!
365
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,499
Run for your lives!
366
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,582
Aah!
367
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:52,290
Wait, citizens!
368
00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:55,165
It's only me, darkwing duck.
Remember?
369
00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:58,165
It's not easy being a dinosaur
370
00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:00,415
In a man's world, is it?
371
00:19:00,416 --> 00:19:02,124
Tough beans, fossil.
372
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:04,166
You're history.
373
00:19:14,708 --> 00:19:18,375
[telephone rings]
374
00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:20,083
Hello.
375
00:19:20,084 --> 00:19:21,707
Excuse me.
376
00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:24,124
Is this the darkwing dinosaur?
377
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:25,624
Yes, it is.
378
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:29,082
Sorry.
I must have the wrong number.
379
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:32,707
Ha ha ha ha!
380
00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:33,833
Yikes!
381
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:36,958
Pfft!
382
00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:46,125
You're amoeba, darkwing.
383
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,582
We have to "Alter
The field of force"
384
00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:52,874
Produced by its
Atomic electrons..."
385
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:55,415
Could you skip
The preliminaries?
386
00:19:55,416 --> 00:19:58,374
"Achieved by realigning
The magnetic field."
387
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:01,416
I'm going to miss you guys.
388
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:08,207
Herbert muddlefoot
Jr., get to the point!
389
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,707
More simply put,
390
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,707
We move the magnet.
391
00:20:11,708 --> 00:20:14,207
Oh, boy. Can I try?
392
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:15,375
Yes!
393
00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:35,707
Wh-what?
394
00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:37,707
N-no bam! Boom?
395
00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:39,250
Hey!
396
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:43,499
Aah!
397
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:45,500
[ship horn blows]
398
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,082
We did it!
399
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:54,082
Now we just need
Dr. Fossil's retro-gun.
400
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:56,332
Hey! What do you know?
401
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:58,499
Hands off, stegmutt.
402
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,999
That's mine!
403
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,499
Oh, gee.
404
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:06,000
Whoaaa!
405
00:21:09,583 --> 00:21:12,290
Ship ahoy.
406
00:21:12,291 --> 00:21:15,290
No more self-righteous
Superheroes.
407
00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:16,291
Boom!
408
00:21:16,292 --> 00:21:18,707
No more little dinosaur puzzles
409
00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:20,332
With missing pieces.
410
00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:23,332
The world awakens to a new day,
411
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:25,832
Rescued in its oblivious slumber
412
00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:27,290
By the unheralded heroism
413
00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:30,582
Of mankind's humble
Guardian, darkwing duck.
414
00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:31,957
Ahem!
415
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,749
With a little help from honker.
416
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:36,582
Ah-ha-hem!
417
00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:39,375
And dinosaur friend.
418
00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:44,583
Time to turn my
Friends back to normal.
419
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,416
Heroes first.
420
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:50,875
To make sure it's safe.
421
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:55,166
Oops.
422
00:21:55,167 --> 00:21:57,333
Sorry.
423
00:21:58,416 --> 00:22:01,374
Until we get this right, gang,
424
00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:04,999
Promise you'll keep
Me away from any...
425
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,750
Tartar sauce.
26961
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof