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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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Now there's nothing
Standing between me
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And unspeakable wealth
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Except 2 tons of steel.
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What separates the
Criminal masterminds
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From the cheap thugs
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Is the ability to adapt
To new situationssss.
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And nobody adapts like me!
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I've come to the conclusion
The only sure way
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To make money
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Is making it yourself,
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And with these $100
Platessss, I'll make plenty!
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I'm the terror that
Flaps in the night!
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I'm the substantial penalty
For early withdrawal.
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I am darkwing duck!
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Hmm, something's missing here.
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Yeowk!
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All right, who's the...
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Let me guess,
You're the cr-cr-crook.
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Yeah,
But keep it under your hat!
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Occupational hazard.
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Launchpad, get in here!
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Help me put this
Bruiser in prison!
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How about putting it
In the broom closet?
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He was just here...
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Big guy the size of a
Bus, hard to miss.
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Follow that mop!
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Over there!
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Has a mop passed here...
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Dishwater blond,
No visible scars?
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He went that way, missster.
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You should be home in bed.
It's late.
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L.P., call this child a cab.
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[whistling]
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Thanks, missster.
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Remember, launchpad,
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Every good crime
Fighter is also...
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A good samaritan.
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Honker, where are you?
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I'm up here.
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Who did it this time?
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The kids in biology class.
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They called me a wimpy
Bookworm nerdcake
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With bad taste in clothes.
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Do you think that's true?
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Well, of course not. Your...
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Clothes are fine.
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What about the rest of it?
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Well, no.
You're not exactly a wimp
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Or a nerdcake,
Generally speaking.
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I'm not?
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Well, no. You're...
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You're just, uh,
Subdued, that's all.
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It's the same thing, gosalyn.
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Oh, a nerdcake by any other name
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Is still a wimp.
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Oh, the poor wimp.
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Once I print my own money,
I'll get my revenge.
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Now for the flawless forgery.
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It's incredible!
It's perfect! It's...
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It's a puddle on the floor.
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I musssst find quality ink
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Or I'll never leave this cave!
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This is a very baffling case,
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But with privacy
And concentration,
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Maybe...
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Doaaahhh!
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[crash]
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Solve it.
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What are you doing?
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Funny, I was about to ask you.
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The kids call honker names.
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I'm teaching him to fight back,
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And, frankly, dad,
I'll need help.
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Sorry. I've got a tough case.
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I'm against a villain
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Who, by all appearances,
Can change appearances.
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He or she or it's
Almost like a chameleon.
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Just give him a few pointers.
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Yes! Exactly like a chameleon,
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Complete with a hissing voice.
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You're the only one
Who can help honker
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Because you're the
Unwimpiest guy on the planet.
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Look at that iron jaw.
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Well, I suppose I could
Spare a few minutes.
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It's o.K. To be manipulated
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If you know you're
Being manipulated.
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When someone asks
You to do something,
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Do you have trouble saying no?
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Yes.
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Honkman,
You have to learn to be assertive.
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And that's why you need...
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the darkwing duck
Assertiveness training course.
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Follow every rule in here
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And you'll be a new man.
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Robbery in progress at
Ink, incorporated!
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To the ratcatcher, launchpad!
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the darkwing duck
Assertiveness training course.
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Read it, learn it, live it!
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Ink, inc.,
The world's leading supplier
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Of ink-blot tests
For psychiatrists.
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Excussse me.
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No problem, sir.
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Excussse me?
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L.P., there's the larcenous
Lizard behind the crime wave!
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Whoa, talk about a
Quick-change artist.
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Try to schedule chase
Sequences to avoid rush-hour.
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We can't get through
But we'll get over.
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What do you have to say now?
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How about...
Look out, we're heading for a...
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Convertible.
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Sorry. I'll find you
A good detail shop.
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We have him now.
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It's one-way,
And this isn't the way.
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Don't worry, launchpad.
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[tires screech]
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[horn honks]
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Well,
Looks like the old ratcatcher
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Is going to need a tune-up.
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See if you can find another way
In, launchpad.
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If only I had
Something to dig with.
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Pssst!
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You found an entrance, l.P.?
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Yesss, thisss way.
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Hold it, launchpad.
There's something funny about your voice.
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There isss?
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We better get you some lozenges.
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Um, eh, eh, yes, lozenges.
Good idea.
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Launchpad.
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What are you doing here
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When you're already here?
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Careful, d.W. I'm not me!
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I suggest you throw
Down your weapons.
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Well I suggest you have a
Definite self image problem!
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Anything elssse?
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Come on, come on.
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I understand everything else,
But why the rubber chicken?
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Eh, gets a laugh at parties.
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The name's camille.
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Friends call me the
Chameleon, if I had any.
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You've interfered
With me long enough.
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This could explain her
Shortage of friends.
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Tying us down to a railroad
Track, excuse me?
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Not very original.
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Eh, effective, yes,
But not original.
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You'll never succeed,
Revolting reptile!
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I didn't always
Look like thisss.
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In high school, I was beautiful
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But not popular.
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The "How I became
A villain story."
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I was disliked, I never fit in,
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Ssso I spent all
My time ssstudying,
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Especially biology.
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I was fascinated by chameleons.
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They could fit in anywhere.
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The kids teased me,
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They called me
Camille chameleon.
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[snores]
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Huh? What?
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Then I figured a way
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To extract the
Chameleon's essenccce.
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A fantastic thing happened.
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Let me guess.
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You acquired amazing transformative
Powers like a chameleon?
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Excuse me, I have a fiendish
Revenge plot to pursue,
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And you have a train to catch.
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I'll switch the train
Onto the other track...
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If I can just get my hat...
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Using something learned
From my great aunt,
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Who happened to be
A contortionist...
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Bull's eye!
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You just switched the
Train onto our track!
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What do you know? We're alive!
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Once I find a printing press,
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I'll have everything.
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Ssso, he essscaped!
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The next time we meet,
He won't be ssso lucky.
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Let's play some ball!
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No.
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No?
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Yes, no.
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Honker, are you developing
A negativity problem?
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No.
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It's chapter one in d.W.'s book,
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"Learning to say no."
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I have to start chapter two now,
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"Creating the new you."
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Oh, fine. Go ahead.
I'll just take up knitting.
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To catch a rat,
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You set the trap,
Then you lay the bait.
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[ticking]
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[doorbell rings]
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Whoa!
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Honker, is that you?
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The name's speck.
Honker's a wimp name.
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And speck isn't?
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Did you hit your head?
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You've got a part
In the school play!
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Nope. Your old man clued me.
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I dropped the wimp act.
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Launchpad,
I thought we were locomotive meat.
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What did you do to honker?
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What's he turned into?
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Assertiveness training is
Working, huh?
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So, uh, how's it
Quacking, dudes?
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I got something to tell ya.
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What's that?
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Ooh! Peow!
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I think we may have
A problem here.
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Guess I was born to be wild!
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You've always been so good.
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Yeah, well, now I'm a rebel,
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And I'll never be any good.
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Honker,
What are you rebelling against?
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What do you got?
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All right, you svengali.
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I want the old honker back now.
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Not now.
There's a larcenous lizard loose!
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dan gander, outside the home of mrs.
Howl,
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owner of the giant
Newspaper chain.
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If I was the chameleon,
What would I do?
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What would I steal?
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she's purchased the
Chameleon diamond.
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That would work.
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displayed at the city museum.
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Aha! Camille's going to
Steal the chameleon diamond!
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Come on, launchpad.
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mrs. Howl,
About your recent purchase.
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of the chameleon diamond?
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sssorry, no interviews.
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Why is this stupid
Thing hissing?
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I sssimply mussst go.
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Hey, it's her hissing.
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Didn't dad say the
Crook talked like that?
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Oh, no! He's probably
Heading right into a trap!
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Honker! Honker! Honker!
264
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,499
Uh-uh-uh.
265
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:29,332
Oh, o.K., I mean speck.
266
00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:31,332
I need help. My...
267
00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:35,374
Don't look at me.
I got malls to cruise.
268
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,457
But...
269
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:39,249
Catch you later, babe!
270
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:40,583
Speck!
271
00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:45,957
What now, d.W.?
272
00:14:45,958 --> 00:14:49,457
Implement the three
"W" s of a stakeout...
273
00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:52,457
We wait, we watch. We whittle.
274
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:56,499
Camille should be showing
Up any second now,
275
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,457
And when she does,
276
00:14:58,458 --> 00:15:01,458
We're going to blow
This case wide open!
277
00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:07,458
[clock ticking]
278
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:13,624
Dad! Launchpad!
We got to beat it!
279
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:16,707
Nice try, camille,
Alias the chameleon,
280
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,999
But we already
Fell for that one.
281
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,457
Fool me once, shame on you.
282
00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:21,499
Fool me twice, shame on me.
283
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,999
It looks like gosalyn, d.W.
284
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,957
It is me!
285
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,707
Then prove it.
286
00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:30,582
You're drake mallard.
287
00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:31,583
In your dresser drawer,
288
00:15:31,584 --> 00:15:33,582
You have boxer
Shorts with hearts.
289
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,124
All right already!
290
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:36,499
I believe you.
291
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,999
That mrs.
Howl wasn't really mrs. Howl.
292
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,582
It's got to be a trap.
293
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:46,707
Gosalyn, I'm a
Highly-trained crime fighter.
294
00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:50,082
I'd know if I was
Walking into a...
295
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:53,708
Look out! It's a trap!
296
00:15:55,708 --> 00:15:58,249
Oh, boy! Thanks, gos.
297
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:01,707
We'd have been
Texture-coating the walls.
298
00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:04,165
That loathsome
Lizard is determined
299
00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:06,499
To cut short my
Brilliant career.
300
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:09,707
What's she up to?
301
00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:13,332
If she's passing herself as mrs.
Howl,
302
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:16,165
Then she must be
Trying to take control
303
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:18,000
Of the howl publishing empire!
304
00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:28,708
I'll change into something
More comfortable.
305
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:35,082
With howl'sss printing presses,
306
00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:37,832
I'll be the world's
Richest woman.
307
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:40,832
Find the real mrs. Howl.
308
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,874
Tell her a counterfeit's
On the loose.
309
00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:46,832
I don't want to miss all the...
310
00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:49,999
Say no more. I'm out of here.
311
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,457
Come on, launchpad.
312
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:53,708
Let's get dangerous.
313
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:58,957
Hold it right there,
You slithering swindler!
314
00:16:58,958 --> 00:17:00,707
You again?
315
00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:03,999
I'm not easy to get rid of.
316
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,874
You can try,
But I keep coming back.
317
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:10,415
I have the same
Problem with roaches,
318
00:17:10,416 --> 00:17:14,708
But you're about to
Become yesterday's news.
319
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:31,250
Ahh...
320
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:44,832
Thank you, citizen.
321
00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:46,582
Thanks for reading
322
00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:48,583
The daily examiner times.
323
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:53,707
Where've you been?
324
00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:56,457
I've been out of circulation.
325
00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:57,999
Come on, l.P.
326
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,333
We've got to stop
That cagey chameleon.
327
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,874
Honker! I mean, speck!
328
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:13,082
You got to get me to mrs. Howl.
329
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:15,374
Not while I'm combing.
330
00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:16,874
It's my dad.
331
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:18,957
He's at her company.
332
00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:20,707
There could be
Serious trouble...
333
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:24,957
Trouble is my middle
Name, sweet chick.
334
00:18:24,958 --> 00:18:27,375
Great! Get me to howl manor.
335
00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:30,457
It's that way!
336
00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:35,458
Hah! Speck does not
Run from trouble.
337
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:46,291
I've got you... Oh!
338
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:55,250
Ha! I'm too slick for that fool.
339
00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:59,415
[bugle charge playing]
340
00:18:59,416 --> 00:19:02,500
Aah!
341
00:19:03,416 --> 00:19:05,874
Please fasten your seat belts
342
00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:10,707
And return all trays to
Their locked positions.
343
00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:12,250
I'll get her!
344
00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:17,999
Did you find the real howl?
345
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,624
No. Biker dude didn't
Want to miss the action.
346
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,207
That's right.
347
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:28,333
Ol' speck's b-b-bad
To the b-b-bone.
348
00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:35,957
Launchpad,
That's not like you at all.
349
00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:38,625
No, it's not, isss it?
350
00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:45,082
You realize I'll have to
Physically hurt you now.
351
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,499
Hold on! It's me!
352
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:50,957
Well, then which one's her?
353
00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:52,374
No, I'm me, too.
354
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:53,874
Underwear with hearts.
355
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,415
And you're honker.
356
00:19:55,416 --> 00:19:59,124
No.
357
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:00,332
This is speck.
358
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,707
Remember that identity
Crisis you gave him?
359
00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:06,000
What happened to
That lousy lizard?
360
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,707
Now, uh, which one's you?
361
00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:12,207
I am!
362
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:14,457
No, I am!
363
00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:18,249
One of you can't be you.
364
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,749
Nice try, launchpad.
365
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:22,499
You get one more chance.
366
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,999
We got to stop her, honker,
367
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,499
I mean, speck.
368
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,957
She can't be ssstopped.
369
00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:31,583
I'll handle this, babe.
370
00:20:34,416 --> 00:20:36,749
[hissing]
371
00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:38,749
Just as I thought.
372
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:41,500
Ha ha ha ha! Another phony.
373
00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:50,624
What do we do now?
374
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:53,707
We better think
Of something fast.
375
00:20:53,708 --> 00:20:57,624
You're the one with the brains.
Use them!
376
00:20:57,625 --> 00:21:00,291
There is one thing.
377
00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:06,249
Since lizards are cold-blooded,
378
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,874
The heat speeds
Up her metabolism.
379
00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:11,165
Somebody turn down the heat!
380
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:13,582
I'm feeling kind of...
381
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:16,124
It's too hot in here.
382
00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:17,583
I can't...
383
00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:24,749
With her metabolic rate sped up,
384
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:28,333
She can't control
Her transformations.
385
00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:32,082
Sssomebody...
Sssomebody, help me! Help me!
386
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:37,582
I'm turning into a lizard!
387
00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:39,874
You're going to spend
The next 10 years
388
00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:42,457
In a maximum security terrarium.
389
00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:45,499
And as for you, speck...
390
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:46,749
Honker.
391
00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:49,999
Whoever you are,
I owe you an apology.
392
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,707
The only way to really be happy
393
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:55,582
Is to be who you are.
394
00:21:55,583 --> 00:22:00,499
This from a man in
A cape and mask.
395
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:03,582
Well, I have to do this...
396
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,457
For professional reasons.
397
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,957
I'm not maladjusted or anything.
398
00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:10,874
It can't be that, can it?
399
00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:12,291
Don't answer that.
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