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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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You can't get closer
To heaven than this...
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The sunday funnies,
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A bowl of honey
Crunchy wacky-os,
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And a day with nothing to do
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But rot our brains
On video games.
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The benefits of
Modern civilization
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Can be breathtaking.
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Here's the sports.
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Want the travel section?
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Get a life.
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If it isn't in comics or sports,
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My brain rejects it.
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Aah! Oh, no!
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Uh, your team lose?
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Worse! Where can I hide?
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It's camping season!
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Come on!
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Every spring, the same thing.
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The campsites open,
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And dad starts mutating.
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He stops being dad
And turns into...
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"A true outdoorsman!"
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I get the willies
Thinking about it.
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But what's wrong
With going camping?
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[crash]
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Sounds like fun to me.
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Are you kidding?
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No heat, no tv, no videos,
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No bathrooms.
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If I wanted to live like that,
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I'd move in with big foot.
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Honker? Ohh.
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Deserted in my hour of need.
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Gosalyn!
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Help! Gosalyn!
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Quit fooling around, honk.
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If dad doesn't see this stuff,
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Maybe he won't remember.
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Gosalyn,
I told you no soccer playing
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In the house!
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Not us.
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Oh, but we were just reading.
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Of course.
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Ever the expert
On current events.
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Try it right side up.
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What were you really...
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What is this?
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Duck and cover!
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All right, young lady.
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You had better...
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Camping stuff!
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Is it that time already?
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It is!
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Gos, I love you.
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Getting all this stuff ready...
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I would have forgotten.
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You can keep my stuffed toads,
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But donate my zombie comics
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To the eighth period study hall.
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I don't think a camping
Trip calls for a will.
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Easy for you to say.
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You'll be up to your nose
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In wacky willie cartoons.
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There's got to be some way
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Of stopping this trip.
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We'll be going
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When I finish packing.
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If the car doesn't get packed,
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We don't go.
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♪ ah da dit boo ♪
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♪ di at-da diddy ah ♪
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♪ ah ba bit boo ♪
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♪ zip a boo da dum dum ♪♪
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[whistling]
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I thought we'd be
On the road by now.
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Boy, how many of these things
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Are we going to need?
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Packing never used
To take this long.
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Oopsie.
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Glad to see you're
Keen on helping,
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But I think it'll go faster
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If I finish myself.
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And...voila!
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A place for everything,
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And everything in its place.
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Let me get rid of
This loose string.
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[mumbling]
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Finally,
All packed and ready to go.
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Nothing to stop us.
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Sure.
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We're not getting
Out of civilization
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A moment too soon.
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Ooh, you...
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Ah, nothing like mountain air.
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Glad the rental car company
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Had a car for us, aren't you?
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The park's closing.
Too bad. Let's go.
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Just calm down.
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What's the story?
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It's a bear! You can't go in.
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We can be back
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Before the wacky willie show.
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Gosalyn.
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Look, I have a reservation.
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I demand a camping permit.
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Fine!
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Camp anywhere you want,
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Just watch out for the bear.
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Well, of course.
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The whole point in coming here
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Is to observe the wildlife.
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Whatever wildlife is left.
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Don't worry, gosalyn.
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There will be plenty to see.
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The first rule of
A true outdoorsman
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Is to pick the right campsite.
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Perfect.
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Yeah, if you want desolation.
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When we fix the tent,
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It'll be like home.
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Hmm. Ground's a bit hard.
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Just needs a tad more force.
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Whoa. Lucky it hit your head.
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A true outdoorsman
Never gives up.
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But a city girl
Knows when to cheat.
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Stop that!
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These things are dangerous.
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Dad,
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You ok?
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No problem.
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It takes more than that
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To shake a true outdoorsman.
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A true... Uh, outdoorsman
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Knows how to improvise.
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Whew! Well,
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What do you think?
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Cool!
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And without using stakes.
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Just takes wilderness know-how.
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What's going on out there?
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Sorry, dad.
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Let's let me pitch the tent
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While you go chop firewood.
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Ah, really?
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Yahoo!
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Maybe that wasn't
Such a good idea.
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How's he expect
Me to collect wood
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Without an ax?
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It's not like I'd
Chop down the forest,
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Just thin it out.
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[grrr]
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"Come on, gosalyn.
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Camping will be fun."
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Huh?
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[grrr]
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There's obviously some
New definition of fun
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That I don't know about.
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If nature wants to
Commune with me,
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It can send a fax.
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Yeah, boy, I'm in paradise now.
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Looks great.
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Back, I say!
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Chill, dad.
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I wasn't going to
Touch that tent.
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Sorry. Say,
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How's about some chow?
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Is that anything like food?
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What's this, vitamins?
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No. It's dehydrated food.
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Easy to pack, no fuss, no muss.
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Oh, mondo neato!
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This is one part of camping
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I'll like.
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Marshmallows, anyone?
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Will they blow up?
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The trick to
Marshmallow roasting
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Is getting it golden brown
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Without singeing it.
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Aah! We're hit, captain!
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We're going down!
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Arrgh!
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Oh, the humanity.
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Give me that!
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Lucky I brought a spare.
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Time for bed.
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There are child
Endangerment laws.
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In this state.
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You need a good night's sleep.
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We have to be up at
Dawn to go fishing.
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This isn't my idea of paradise.
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Ouch! This ground is lumpy.
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Want my air mattress?
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Air mattress? We didn't bring...
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Good night, dad.
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Ohh, good night, gosalyn.
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[grrr]
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[grrr]
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Is that your stomach?
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Could be.
Marshmallows don't exactly cover
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The basic food groups.
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[grrr]
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[grrr]
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Aah! Aah!
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[grrr]
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Wait. No bear can scare
A true outdoorsman,
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Let alone darkwing duck.
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Hey-ya!
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Ooh, ooh, oh!
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[grrr]
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The bear hug, eh?
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I laugh at your...
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Ha ha ha!
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Rustic, ugh...
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Though curiously
Effective attempt...
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To suffocate me.
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All right, fur
Face, put him down!
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[grrr]
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Great trick! Do you do parties?
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[grrr]
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That was close.
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I sure want to
Thank the guy who...
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Howdy, neighbor!
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You were right.
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The kids were looking
On the soft side.
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Decided to take your advice...
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Show them the true outdoors!
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Ooh, this is ever so exciting.
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Well, misery loves company.
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Sorry it had to be you.
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Speaking of misery,
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Tank's not very
Happy about this.
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[grrr]
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I hear I have you to
Thank for this trip.
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Nice boy.
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Are you aware of the leash laws?
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This is a big place.
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You don't have to
Camp right here.
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I'll tell you.
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The first rule of
A true outdoorsman
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Is to pick the right campsite.
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This one here is some spot.
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Where are you camping?
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It's right over th...
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That doesn't look like
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A very good spot.
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Why can't we sleep in
Like the muddlefoots?
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If you sleep in,
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No fresh trout for breakfast.
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Now, there's a real incentive.
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Besides,
We can finally get some use
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Out of this stupid raft.
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Are you dragging your feet?
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Aah! Whoa!
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Nice shot, dad.
283
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You found the lake.
284
00:14:08,416 --> 00:14:10,249
Dad?
285
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,749
No problem.
286
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,708
Just checking out the fish.
287
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,582
I don't understand it.
288
00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:18,999
Not one bite.
289
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:22,957
It must be some kind
Of a conspiracy.
290
00:14:22,958 --> 00:14:26,583
Who'd want to suck on worms?
291
00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:29,707
Hungry fish, that's who.
292
00:14:29,708 --> 00:14:34,333
Quick! The net.
I'm bringing him in.
293
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,749
Will you get me out of...
294
00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:39,874
I hate this part.
295
00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:41,457
Ugh!
296
00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:42,874
Yuck!
297
00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:43,833
Ouch!
298
00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:45,874
Will you stop?
299
00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:48,707
Don't worry. I'll save you, dad.
300
00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:50,290
No, don't! Stop!
301
00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:51,332
Ow!
302
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:53,749
What, those are the dweebs
303
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,832
You couldn't scare off?
304
00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:58,290
What's the matter with you?
305
00:14:58,291 --> 00:14:59,874
Look, bruno.
306
00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:02,832
If you can't scare them off,
307
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:05,290
Just get rid of them.
308
00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:06,291
[grrr]
309
00:15:06,292 --> 00:15:07,457
Right.
310
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:11,750
Save it for the peanut
Gallery, babe.
311
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,499
[cough cough]
312
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:17,624
That thing tried to eat me.
313
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,624
You probably looked tastier
314
00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:21,290
Than that worm.
315
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:24,457
Oh? What bait do you suggest,
316
00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:26,291
Miss wilderness expert?
317
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,457
Well, something more
Tempting than a worm
318
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:33,874
Like... French fries
319
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:36,458
Or a candy bar!
320
00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:40,999
Told you, dad.
321
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,166
It's all in the bait.
322
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,500
[grrr]
323
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:58,875
Mighty neighborly to
Share your fish with us.
324
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,124
There was so much.
325
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:04,582
How did you catch it?
326
00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:08,165
Just takes wilderness
Know-how, right?
327
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:09,749
[grumbling]
328
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:13,457
Good thing all this roughing it
329
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:15,749
Worked up our appetites.
330
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:18,290
You call this roughing it?
331
00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:20,707
Microwave, easy chairs.
332
00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:22,707
Even a tv, herb!
333
00:16:22,708 --> 00:16:24,582
Only a portable.
334
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:27,457
It doesn't even take cable.
335
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:30,499
The pioneers didn't
Have microwave ovens.
336
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,999
They lived off the land
337
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,249
Eating nuts, berries!
338
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:38,165
I see where this is going.
339
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:39,749
Gosalyn!
340
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:41,832
Today I'm teaching you
341
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:44,957
How to live off the land.
342
00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:46,582
My last meal.
343
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:48,999
I should have eaten more.
344
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,000
I'll take care of it.
345
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:58,249
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
You ought to try some.
346
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:01,415
This kidney plant's
Great for salads.
347
00:17:01,416 --> 00:17:04,582
Ladies and gentlemen,
The mutant cow.
348
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:06,124
Oh, looky, looky!
349
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,124
Sticky sap stinkweed.
350
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:09,582
Great skin moisturizer.
351
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:12,207
Oh, that's it.
352
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:15,415
I can get back to camp
353
00:17:15,416 --> 00:17:18,082
Before he notices I'm gone.
354
00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:21,707
Why don't you watch
Where I'm going?
355
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:26,165
You! You're...
You're a f.O.W.L. Eggman.
356
00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:29,999
Hey, bingo on the first try.
357
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,457
And you, my nosy munchkin,
358
00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:35,457
Are history.
359
00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:37,457
Take her, fang.
360
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:38,833
[gasp]
361
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:44,625
[grrr]
362
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,624
Presto chango.
363
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:07,707
Badda boom, badda bing,
364
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:11,457
And one high-powered
Intercontinental missile
365
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,874
Is now a harmless fir tree.
366
00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:16,415
When we're through,
367
00:18:16,416 --> 00:18:19,332
This park will have enough power
368
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:21,374
To atomize a continent.
369
00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:24,999
Can't be too good for the trees.
370
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,499
I hate this nature stuff.
371
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:30,874
Fresh air makes me gag.
372
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:34,082
Yep.
Give me civilization any day.
373
00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:37,499
Gee, that sounds familiar.
374
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:41,165
Let me put you on intimate terms
375
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:43,832
With one of our
Natural wonders...
376
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:46,208
Old reliable.
377
00:18:50,416 --> 00:18:51,999
Impressed?
378
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:56,332
It'll do that again
In exactly 10 minutes.
379
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:58,874
I thought you might appreciate
380
00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:01,500
A front row seat.
381
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,582
Boy,
This speckled eucalyptus bush
382
00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:08,999
Is a great earwax remover,
383
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,124
Gosalyn.
384
00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:11,957
Gosalyn?
385
00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:14,457
If anything happened to her,
386
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:16,457
I'll never forgive myself.
387
00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:17,999
Let's see...
388
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,999
Bear, trees, steelbeak, gosalyn.
389
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,999
Nuclear missiles, more trees...
390
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,832
What? Steelbeak! Missiles!
391
00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:26,124
Time for this outdoorsman
392
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:28,832
To get dangerous.
393
00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:32,374
You'll never get away with this.
394
00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:33,874
Another satisfied subscriber
395
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:37,457
To the cliche of the month club.
396
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:41,874
I am the terror that
Flops in the night!
397
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,707
No. Not here.
398
00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:45,707
I'm the pestilent blister
399
00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:48,249
That bursts in your boot.
400
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:50,457
Euww! Euww!
401
00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:53,207
I am darkwing duck!
402
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:56,707
Man, I can't get away from you.
403
00:19:56,708 --> 00:19:59,207
What, are you a franchise?
404
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:00,707
Take him down.
405
00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:01,874
[grrr]
406
00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:05,832
I hate doing this to
An endangered species,
407
00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:08,583
But you are toast, bear.
408
00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:15,582
Huh! It's a robot.
409
00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:17,457
[grrr]
410
00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:22,750
Ok. I can take off
The kid gloves.
411
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:27,207
Hang in there, darkwing!
412
00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:29,708
I'm on my way.
413
00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:36,624
Hey, that's nice.
414
00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:38,624
Every diabolical master plan
415
00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:41,291
Should have musical
Accompaniment.
416
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:45,457
Eh? What?
417
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:46,957
Yeow ow ow!
418
00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:48,999
Ooh hoo!
419
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,749
[grrr]
420
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:53,708
Whoa!
421
00:20:53,709 --> 00:20:54,749
Huh?
422
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:56,290
Ha ha ha!
423
00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:57,374
Echo.
424
00:20:57,375 --> 00:20:59,291
Helloooo down there!
425
00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:04,999
These ought to work
Like smelling salts.
426
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,457
[cough cough]
427
00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:10,707
Oh, speckled plumenthal leaves?
428
00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:13,457
Why, gosalyn,
You were paying attention.
429
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:16,375
[grrr]
430
00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:20,957
I'll give it my patented
431
00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:22,874
Double flip web kick.
432
00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:24,208
No need, darkwing.
433
00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:27,874
I have one more wilderness trick
434
00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:29,457
Up my sleeve.
435
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:30,625
[grrr]
436
00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:40,290
It would be a shame
437
00:21:40,291 --> 00:21:43,958
To waste my patented web kick.
438
00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:49,457
All right. You've had it.
439
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:52,415
I'm getting you and the girl.
440
00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:54,957
Uh-oh.
441
00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:59,583
Sounds like old reliable
Is right on time.
442
00:22:02,291 --> 00:22:06,290
Once again,
The world is a safer place
443
00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:08,707
Thanks to darkwing duck!
444
00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:09,749
And...
445
00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:13,416
True outdoorsperson!
446
00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:18,249
Uh, yeah.
447
00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:19,290
Right.
448
00:22:19,291 --> 00:22:21,000
Ha ha ha!
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