Original subtitles

♪ daring duck of mystery ♪

♪ champion of right ♪

♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪

♪ darkwing of the night ♪

♪ somewhere some Villain schemes ♪

♪ but his number's up ♪

3, 2, 1!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous.

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Darkwing, darkwing duck!

♪ a cloud of smoke And he appears ♪

♪ the master of surprise ♪

♪ who's that cunning Mind behind ♪

♪ the shadowy disguise ♪

♪ nobody knows for sure ♪

♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪

♪ here comes ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Look out!

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ you better watch Out, you bad boys ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪♪

It was another dark And stormy night.

St. Canard was blanketed in the Kind of fowl, frigid weather

That makes your teeth chatter,

Or anyone else's, For that matter.

Does that stop darkwing duck?

You bet it does.

Ooh! I hate snow! I hate it!

Although I do look positively Stunning in fake fur.

We've been foraging for Felonies all night. Why?

Because there's nothing Good on television?

Even a cold-blooded crook Couldn't commit a crime

In this weather.

That does it! We're going on vacation.

Someplace warm, someplace sunny.

Someplace where the Only snow is in a cone.

A real vacation? Oh, boy!

When do we leave?

Immediately. Pronto. On the double.

[siren]

Right after we solve this case.

I don't understand it, officers.

I was standing guard all night.

There's no way anyone Could get into that vault.

The sooner we solve this Simple little bank burglary,

The sooner we head for Some holiday hot spot.

Amazing. Not a single fingerprint.

That could make Things a tad harder.

Sounds like our vacation Just went kaput.

Nonsense. We are going on vacation

Because we'll solve This crime so fast,

The crooks will think They never committed it.

23 days on a measly Little robbery case,

And not a single solitary lead.

I'm ready for those Larcenous lawbreakers.

How do you know They'll rob this bank?

Because I'm a crack Criminologist, master of mystery,

A doctor of deduction.

Besides, this is the only Bank that hasn't been robbed.

All we have to do is wait.

By this time tomorrow,

We'll be toasting Our tail feathers

At one of these Tropical tourist traps.

Oh, club web!

Ha-cha-cha. We'll disco till dawn.

But not this duck.

I think I'll just snooze On an ocean cruise.

I can almost hear the Sizzling sunscreen now.

[sizzling sounds]

Come on!

Boy, this place has Got a real bug problem.

Up! Up! Out!

D.W., you ought to see this.

Can't you see I'm Busy daydreaming?

But... But... But!

Enough with the motorboat Impression, please.

I said, not now.

Whew! Just thinking About a tropical vacation

Makes me warm.

Hey, hey, hey! What's going on here?

What kind of bugs are These, anyway?

Firebugs?

Yeow!

Knock that off! Get out of here!

Scat! Beat it! Uh-oh.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Ya-hoo!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ah... Ah...

So that's the scheme... Melted gold.

Come on, launchpad. Let's bust those burglarizing bugs.

Jackhammer! Never leave home without it.

D.W., are you sure That's a good idea?

It's not just good...

It's quick.

We've got to follow this Trail of melted gold

Before those firebugs get away.

Uh-oh.

Left, right, left, right.

Oh, yeah?

[imitating a bugler]

Charge!

I hear the buzz of Burglarizing bugs already.

Hear them? I see them!

Hold it!

Prepare to be squished.

Hey! Knock that off! Get off of there!

Yeow!

Stop! Oh, the pain.

Oh, let me get out of...

I've had it up to my beak With those irksome insects.

Now come on, launchpad.

Let's find that Gold and get out.

D.W., I can't go any farther.

My feathers are Getting frostbite.

Just think warm thoughts.

Visualize the vacation We'll soon be on...

The warm sea breeze,

The sizzling sand beaches,

The savoringly sunny...

Snowball!

warm thoughts, launchpad.

You have to think warm thoughts... Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Whoa! Whoa!

Aah!

Yeow!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Terrific. A dead-end.

Aha! Once again. Darkwing duck discovers a way

To save the day.

Now observate.

Let's find a shortcut out.

Gee, d.W., You sure that's a good idea?

It's not just good, it's warm.

Gee, d.W., I can't find this Place on the map anywhere.

Who cares? At least we're Not freezing our beaks off.

[singing]

Ah...

Ooh!

Nothing like a Boiling bubble bath

To warm the body.

[singing]

And now to dry off.

Ahem. Excuse us.

Oh!

We'd like to ask You a few questions.

Ask me anything you want, You handsome hunk of a duck,

But first, Excuse me while I change.

It's just so chilly down here.

There.

Now, that's better.

Allow me to introduce ourselves.

I'm darkwing duck,

And this is my trusty Sidekick launchpad mcquack.

How nice. I'm isis van der chill,

But you can call me icy.

Oh, good. Well, yes...

Miss, uh, chill,

You didn't see a swarm Of insidious insects

Fly this way, did you?

Were they dishonest Little creatures?

Yes, yes!

With tiny red bottoms that glow?

Yes! Which way did they go?

Never saw them. I detest bugs.

But ducks are another story,

Ooh, especially when the Duck is as gorgeous as you.

How about a kiss?

Maybe another time.

Better still, Make that another lifetime.

Well, got to go.

Trying to play hard-to-get?

Yikes!

Aah! Aah!

It will take more than flames

To scare this crime fighter.

Stick close. I'll get us out.

Oh, thanks, launchpad.

Now quick! This way!

We made it. We're clear.

Nothing can stop us.

You sure can give a girl The runaround, cutie.

Now how's about a great big hug?

Just cool it, lady.

You might want to rephrase That, d.W.

First you fry me, Then freeze me,

What am I, leftovers?

Oh, poor me, I can never do anything right.

Waah!

Why do the weird ones like me?

Maybe it's the mask.

You know, It's not easy being me.

Isis van der chill Was once known

As the ice queen of st. Canard.

Your highness, some other time.

We're in a hurry, and...

Ahem! As I was saying,

I own the ice factory Right above us.

I was vain, And I didn't want my face to age,

So I underwent an experiment To freeze my face.

Uh, cool.

But alas, it backfired,

And I accidentally Froze my blood instead.

Eww!

Now I can never Seem to keep warm.

Oh, and I'm forced To hide my beauty

In this underground oven.

Miss chill, I don't like the cold

Any better than you, but... Whoa!

Care for a broiled briquette?

I've been thinking, hon, Maybe I can help you

Find those bugs you Were looking for.

After all, I know every nook And cranny in this cavern,

So are we a team?

I want to solve this case A.S.A.P., right?

Something about her Gives me the chills.

Fabulous.

Then it's a date.

Date? What about Finding those firebugs?

Let's not rush into things, hon.

We have to get to Know one another.

Going up?

Hey, wait for me.

Your gazpacho, sir.

Oh, darkwing, My darling little icicle.

This is so romantic.

Yeah, right. Now, about those fugitive firebugs...

Did anyone ever tell you

That you have the Cutest little beak?

Forget my beak.

I want to talk bugs.

Later, hon, The night's still young.

Ha ha ha!

Be a good elevator And let me in.

I know. I'll take the stairs.

Maybe one of these buttons Will open the elevator.

Oops! Aah!

Ooh! Aah!

Ha! Ooh!

Dinner and a movie.

What more could you ask for?

Oh, finding those f-f-firebugs

Before I f-f-freeze to death.

It is chilly, isn't it?

You might say that.

Brr!

Ooh! Youch!

Ooh! Boy!

Hot!

Ahh...

Brr! I must be in miss van Der chill's ice factory.

Where there's a freezer,

There's bound to be a Microwaveable snack.

Rats! Nothing but a Fridge full of gold.

Gold? Whoa!

I can't wait to tell d.W.

[buzz]

I don't like that sound.

[buzz] [buzz]

Grr!

Is this boiler room Warm enough for you?

If I were any warmer,

You could serve me a la carte.

You just need to relax.

Try a refreshing cup of steam.

Whoo hoo hoo!

[whispering]

What are you doing here?

[jabbering]

O.K., o.K., now shoo!

Oh, so glad you're back,

But don't just lie there.

We got to find those firebugs.

Ah, isn't this nice?

We're all together at last.

Too bad your friend Spoiled everything

By discovering my frozen assets.

Now tell us about Your sinister scheme.

Reveal my plan?

What do you think this Is, a cartoon?

Soon you'll see my crime Is a necessary evil.

No evil's necessary, You deep-freezing double-crosser.

Ooh! You're even cuter When you're angry.

It almost melts my heart.

Is there an ice Pick in the house?

D.W., you'll have to Think fast to save us.

Thinking too fast is what Got us into this trouble.

All because I was in a Hurry for a vacation.

No. This time, we don't rush.

Remember, patience is a virtue.

Ah-ah-ah-choo!

Sometimes a good sneeze Can be a bigger virtue.

Way to go, d.W., We better hurry if...

Ah, ah, ah. Patience. Patience.

First, We turn off the snowblower.

Then make sure we're Properly attired.

The prudent protagonist Always prepares

For cold weather.

Now, launchpad, let's get...

Smoldering?

I don't get it.

It should be snowing out.

We're not the only ones Caught by surprise.

Hey, maybe this is a good Time to work on my tan.

Tan? This heat wave will cook st. Canard.

Now be careful. Don't spill.

First we poor in The melted gold.

Then we spray on My reflecto coat.

Once the city's covered in gold,

It'll reflect enough heat

To keep me warm forever.

Of course, the city will be Unliveable for anyone else.

That's the breaks.

I am the terror that Flaps in the night.

I'm the number 90 sun block

That will stop your burn.

I am warm beyond belief.

Cute quacker, I see you thawed.

How clever of you.

You're in time to watch Me gold plate st. Canard.

Not so fast.

I hate it when that happens.

O.K., miss chill, freeze!

I've been doing that.

It's time to heat things up.

Over my dead body, sister.

I can't believe I said that.

Let's discuss this.

Oh, I knew you'd warm up to me.

Let's kiss and make up.

Keep away from me, You frosty flake.

Suit yourself.

Keep an eye on him, boys.

I'll finish the Gold plating job.

Yipes!

Come on, launchpad, It's time to beat the heat.

You did it again, d.W.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's the old firebugs In an ice cube trick.

Gets them every time.

Oh...

Ah, too bad about darkwing duck.

We could have made Such a cool couple.

Oh, no! Don't tell me I'm out of gold.

You're also out of luck.

Ready when you are.

No! Not my snowblower!

No!

You'll ruin everything.

Whoa!

Hey, stop! That's slippery.

Yah!

Strike!

What the...

Gotcha!

Oh, yeah? Eat ice, baby.

Not a bad idea, icy.

There. A perfect fit.

[gasp]

Hey, come back here, you...

Woo-hoo!

Finished? Or would you care To sample a real snowstorm?

No, thanks. I've had enough Of your blizzard breath.

Oh, no!

Oh, oh, oh!

I'm freezing.

Freezing.

Mmm...

Well, all the gold Is back in the banks.

Where do you want To spend vacation?

Vacation? Ha! With this cold,

The only place I'm Going is to bed.

Ah-choo!