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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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[radio] it's another
Hot scorcher,
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the 25th day of this heat wave.
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speaking of hot,
Here's another one.
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that's burning up the charts.
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[music plays]
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Oops.
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How goes the
Plumbing, drakester?
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Uh, fine, fine.
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The original mr. Fix-it
Has it all under control.
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Whoa! Ho ho!
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Ho ho!
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[gasp]
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Whoa ho ho ho!
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It looks like you need
A 3/4 pinckney flange.
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Do I tell you how
To lay sidewalks?
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Coming through.
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Nothing's better
For the beverage biz
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Than a heat wave.
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But why take chances?
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How about some complimentary
Potato chips, sir?
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Compliment-erary?
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Why, sure.
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[fire alarm rings]
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[coughing]
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Mineral water, $1.00 a cup.
What a bargain!
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Say it with me.
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What a bargain.
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What a bargain.
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Natural mineral water...
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From the tap, naturally.
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Behold, one and all.
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Gasp in amazement
At the masterpiece
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Of a true plumbing genius.
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Uh! Aah!
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Genius!
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Looks like you could use
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A 3/4 pinckney flange, drakeroo.
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I know that.
You think I was born yesterday?
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I've got buckets
Of flanges inside.
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Launchpad,
What's a pinckney flange?
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Oh, boy!soft copy
With tom lockjaw.
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at the expensive
La grande yuppe,
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patrons found that even
The rich and beautiful.
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can't escape the plague
Of disgusting water.
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it was horrible.
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it tasted like musty
Corduroy pants.
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it was more like
Scorched insects.
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or really cheap zinfandel.
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eww. Eww.
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bud flood, owner of flood
Water bottling company,
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is a foremost leader
In water physics.
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[feedback]
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the problem is
Bad-tasting molecules.
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that have been around
Since dinosaur days.
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have worked their way.
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into the regular
Water molecules of...
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most of my competitors.
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eww! I wouldn't
Want to drink those.
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[applause] [cheering]
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and with bud flood sparkling
Crystal-pure flood water,
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I'll never have to.
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♪ it tastes so good ♪
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♪ we think you oughter ♪
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♪ drink sparking
Crystal-pure flood water ♪♪
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ahh.
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that may be,
But officials suspect.
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someone's been befouling
Our bottled waters.
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Befouled? Nobody befouls the
Drinking water of st. Canard
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While I'm around.
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This is a job for darkwing duck!
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This is a job for
Lawrence of arabia.
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I'll say.
It's hotter than a monkey's uncle.
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Let's stop by beverage king.
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They've got lots of drinks.
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What do you mean,
Everything's sold out?
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Everything that
Doesn't taste like mud.
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It seems bud flood's
Water's still a hot seller,
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As well as our favorite,
Cuckoo fizzy water.
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One of them will
Be the next bottler
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Blighted by this
Beverage-befouling bandit.
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Slop, slop, fizz, fizz.
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I am the terror that
Flaps in the night.
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I'm the parking meter that
Expires while you shop.
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I am darkwing duck!
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It's bud flood!
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♪ bud, bud, bud, buddy flood ♪♪
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That's right, launchpad.
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Flood's been polluting
His competitors' waters
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So his alone will be the
Only drinkable drink.
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It's the ultimate
In advertising.
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Would you rather drink
My pure mountain magic
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Or a big, fat monkey brain?
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Hmm. Your mountain
Magic, of course,
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But you're still
Going up the river,
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Mr. Taste...
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Aah!
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Test.
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Help me! I'm melting!
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Don't be such a baby, flood.
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It's only...
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Water.
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Where did he go?
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Cases are so much easier
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When the bad guy offs himself.
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[radio] after 26 days
Of this heat wave,
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we're struggling to
Keep our lawns alive.
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speaking of lawns,
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here's darlin', I lawn for you.
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Mr. Muddlefoot, I'm from better
Than your home and garden magazine.
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Could I photograph your
Sprinkler system for our cover?
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Sure thing, spud.
Knock yourself out.
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Oh, a plumbing spectacular
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To rival the imperial
Fountains of soda jerk. Ooh!
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I've got your plumbing
Spectacular right here.
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Get a load of this!
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Come on, come on.
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Whoosh, whoosh, water, splash.
Let's go!
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Have you tried a
Pinckney flange?
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I don't need no pinckney flange.
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I'm handy. I'm resourceful.
I'm ambidextrous.
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Cowabunga!
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Ppouukk!
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I'm...
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Going shopping.
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Plumber junction, drains "R" us,
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International house of hose.
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You'd think somebody would
Carry a 3/4 pinckney flange.
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Hey!
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What's going on? Who are you?
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♪ what's going on here?
Who could he be? ♪
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[humming battle hymn
Of the republic]
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I was a meager but brilliant
Bottled water salesman
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In the beautiful burg of st.
Canard.
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♪ saint, saint, saint, st.
Canard ♪
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Enough of this song and dance!
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You mean you're...
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Correction... I was bud flood...
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♪ bud, bud, bud, buddy flood ♪
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Before you mercilessly threw me
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Into that contaminated
Vat of water.
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Threw you?
You fell into the vat.
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I wasn't responsible.
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We even tried to save you.
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Nevertheless,
I became the new and improved master
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Of all liquids...
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The liquidator.
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♪ he's wet and he's cool ♪
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♪ he's really hip ♪
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♪ he may be made of water ♪
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♪ but he's no drip ♪
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♪ doo wah ♪
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Haven't you heard?
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The wet look is out.
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Eww!
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Yecchh!
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Are your muscles
Sore, tired, aching?
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Try liquidator brand
Deep heating rub.
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Ooh, water. I'm really scared.
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Yeow! That's hot!
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Not just hot,
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Boiling!
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♪ boiling water ♪
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♪ that stuff's hot ♪
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♪ like a big red
Lobster in a pot ♪♪
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Ahh...
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Looks like this duck's
Goose is cooked.
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Here in st. Canard's sewers,
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We've surrounded a
Local crime fighter
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With a wall of boiling water.
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D.W.?
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D.W.?
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Aah! Lobster women!
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Never mind the seafood.
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You squished the bad guy.
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I... I did?
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Grrrrrr!
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This is no ordinary
Puddle of water.
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Grrrrrr!
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Grrrrrr!
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Pursue that perpetrating puddle.
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Come on!
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Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
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Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Follow that pipe!
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♪ follow that pipe ♪
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Go on, get out. Get out.
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Ow!
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There.
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All we got to do is track
This pipe to its end,
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And we'll have him.
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The st. Canard waterworks!
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Don't worry.
Little does the demented drip know
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He's matching wits with
The prince of plumbing.
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Hey!
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What the...
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What's going on out there?
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The feathered
Favorite easily foils
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The fiendish fluid's
Felonious flight.
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But look what you did
To the waterworks.
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It may not look great,
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But there are no leaks.
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Who'd think stopping a
Watery villain was so hard?
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Hard? Darkwing duck,
You've given me a stunning slant
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For my new advertising
Campaign...
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Hard water!
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Huh?
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Binkie, we got a problem.
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This is hard water.
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As is all the water in st.
Canard.
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So have a drink... On me.
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Aah!
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Aah! Aah!
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Gee, this water's not hard.
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♪ we can drink the
Bay, nyah nyah ♪♪
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Oh, no, you can't.
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Well, this is highly unusual.
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We're stuck!
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I know.
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Are you dry, parched,
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Craving something wet and wild?
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Can't seem to quench your thirst
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With ordinary tap rubber?
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Try sparkling
Crystal-pure flood water,
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Now on sale for the
Unbelievably low price
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Of $5,000 a bottle.
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[gulp]
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Ahh!
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It's good.
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Darkwing duck's
Faithful sidekick
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Vainly attempts to free himself
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Of the rubbery blob
Which was audubon bay.
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Luckily, our flapping terror
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Possesses the very latest in
Crime-busting technology...
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A 200-horsepower thing cutter.
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Adios, thing cutter.
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Where are we going?
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Just follow me.
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Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
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Gee, d.W.,
Maybe it's not the best day
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To go bouncing up a
95-story building.
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96. We won't be bouncing long.
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The impact should shatter
The hardened water.
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Now, on my command...
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Hope this doesn't hurt...
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Jump!
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Whoa! Ohh!
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Aah! Aah!
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It hurt.
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Launchpad, we're going to visit
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The liquidator's
Bottling factory.
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But first,
I think I've got a way
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To beat this heat.
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00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:22,499
Ha ha ha! My mineral water
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00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:25,875
Is selling like hot cakes.
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00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:31,165
I am the terror that
Flaps in the night.
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00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:35,582
I am the soap scum that
Lines your bathtub.
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00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:37,165
I am...
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00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,207
Ha ha ha ha!
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00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:42,624
Oh, I love your
New summer costume.
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00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:44,707
Thank you, mr. Duckwell.
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00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:48,374
So now we're fashion
Experts, are we?
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I'm sorry.
You remind me of my cousin morty
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In that getup.
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Girls would never talk to him.
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00:16:57,208 --> 00:17:01,332
Aha, but morty probably
Wasn't very handy with...
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00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,832
A common cleaning sponge!
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[gasp]
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Away goes liqui, down the drain.
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00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000
Now, launchpad! Now!
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00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:14,249
Hey! What the...
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00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:18,707
I am the terror that
Flaps in your pipes.
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00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:21,957
I'm the hairball that
Clogs your drain.
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I am the original mr. Fix-it!
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And you're in hot water, liqui.
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L.P., steam his collar.
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00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:35,874
Temperature going up. Heh heh.
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00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:38,458
Whoa.
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00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:49,999
Ahh, evaporation does
Such wonders for my skin.
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00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:54,874
Remember when you left the
Empty coffeepot on the burner?
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00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:57,332
I think this is worse.
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00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:58,708
[gasp]
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00:18:06,833 --> 00:18:08,124
[toot]
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00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:10,874
O.K., so I'm a lousy plumber.
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00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:12,707
So sue me, already!
314
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:16,957
I never get that
Unsightly scorched look.
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00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:18,458
Later.
316
00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:23,583
The freezer. That's just dandy.
317
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:30,500
Let's see him get out of there.
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00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:36,000
Well, that's creative.
319
00:18:40,625 --> 00:18:45,458
Uhh! It's like eating
Soup with a fork.
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00:18:52,375 --> 00:18:55,249
Even in temperatures
Of 50-below,
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00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:58,207
The new improved liquidator
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00:18:58,208 --> 00:18:59,707
Keeps on running.
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00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:03,707
Or lurching sluggishly,
As the case may be.
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00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:06,707
Once I thaw, you're aqua...
Duck.
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00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:10,875
As much as I hate crushed ice...
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00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:19,874
That really hit the spot.
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00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:23,374
O.K., liquidator,
Make the water wet again,
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00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:29,250
Or I'll scoop you into
Snow cones for the kids.
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00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:37,999
You asked for it, you got it...
330
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,208
Wet water.
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00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:43,708
Quick, into the sewer!
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00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:53,999
Everybody knows active
Bodies get thirstier quicker.
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00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,750
Run!
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00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:03,875
We got to find a way out!
335
00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:07,165
Hey, I dropped this today.
336
00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:09,707
I know where we are.
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00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,165
Hey, what do you know?
338
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:15,708
A pinckney flange. 3/4, too.
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00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:19,874
My cash flow's down the drain
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00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:22,875
Unless I get water flow.
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00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,375
Keen dare!
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00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,457
Spot me a cold one?
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00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:38,582
Uh-uh. $2.00, please.
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00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:43,457
Ah, $2.00.
A girl after my own heart.
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00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:49,083
But watch how a
Seasoned pro operates.
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00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,707
Let's get dangerous.
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00:20:53,708 --> 00:20:57,207
Get away from me,
You slimy drips!
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00:20:57,208 --> 00:21:00,290
Take her back to the factory.
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00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:03,165
I could use another
Enterprising individual.
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00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:05,582
Fat chance, mr. Water head.
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00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:10,208
Yeah, fat chance,
Mr. Water head.
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00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:12,707
Concrete, shmoncrete.
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00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:16,290
The liquidator continues
Going mile after mile.
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00:21:16,291 --> 00:21:17,874
[crackling]
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00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:22,582
Of course, mileage...
May... Vary.
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00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:25,999
This could be harder
Than you thought.
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00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,124
Aah!
358
00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:31,082
Try to kidnap me, will you?
359
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,582
Eat sneaker!
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00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,125
[toot toot]
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00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:40,999
You're right, binkie.
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00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,583
It does make a nice centerpiece.
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00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:50,207
Mr. Mallard,
Could I get some shots
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00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:52,124
Of your plumbing spectacular
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00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:53,999
For our swimsuit issue?
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00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,958
Go ahead, my good man.
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00:21:58,291 --> 00:22:01,415
Mondo sprinkler
System, mr. Fix-it.
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00:22:01,416 --> 00:22:04,957
Yeah,
And I couldn't have done it
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00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:07,165
Without that pinckney flange
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00:22:07,166 --> 00:22:10,833
Or my old pal liqui.
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