Original subtitles

♪ daring duck of mystery ♪

♪ champion of right ♪

♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪

♪ darkwing of the night ♪

♪ somewhere some Villain schemes ♪

♪ but his number's up ♪

3, 2, 1!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous.

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Darkwing, darkwing duck!

♪ a cloud of smoke And he appears ♪

♪ the master of surprise ♪

♪ who's that cunning Mind behind ♪

♪ the shadowy disguise ♪

♪ nobody knows for sure ♪

♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪

♪ here comes ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Look out!

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ you better watch Out, you bad boys ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪♪

As a cleverly Concocted crime wave

Crashes over st. Canard,

A drowning police Force calls darkwing.

So, armed with an awesome array

Of crimefighting gizmos and... And thingamabobs,

Our hero's sure to sift out

The slightest shred of evidence.

Aha! Fingerprints!

A perfect match.

Confess! Your fingerprints Are all over this place!

But I'm the bank's president.

Of course. I knew that.

Well, that's just great.

Whoever took the money Didn't leave clues.

Clue? They didn't leave the safe.

Just like the other robberies.

It's like the vault Just walked away.

What did you say? That's stupid!

There's nothing here.

Let's check the Armored car shipment.

With all the robberies in town,

Money just isn't safe In safes anymore...

Which is why old herb muddlefoot

Is keeping his money Where no crook will look.

[singing off key]

Ooh! I don't remember My daisies here.

The poor dears look parched.

[sputtering]

Herb!

Hiya, honeybunch.

What you doing out?

Singing my plants to sleep.

They love soft music.

Uh, what are you doing, dear?

Well, I was just enriching the soil,

Trying to get those Azaleas to grow.

Oh, good. You should try That mr. Mulch fertilizer.

It's supposed to Make anything grow.

Boy, wouldn't that be nice,

But money doesn't grow on trees.

[grunting]

We'll never get rich At a penny a weed.

Especially after we pay my mom

For the plants you ruined.

Well, this gardening Stuff isn't easy.

Those weeds look like flowers,

And these flowers look Like dollar bills.

Honker, scope this out.

Wow! Do you think it's real?

Real enough for me. It's our own money tree!

Shh! We got to keep this secret.

Let's put it someplace safe.

Uhh! Uhh!

There. Now we can just Watch our money grow.

What do you think, honk-man?

I'd say it's harvest time.

Ha ha ha! Sounds good to me.

Yes!

This beats living On my allowance!

Getting raises from Dad takes forever.

D.W., it's taking forever To catch this crook.

That's why we're setting a trap.

I'm willing to risk a Considerable amount of my money,

Which is in my...

Safe.

Looks like they took the bait.

Yeah. The whole 20 bucks.

You would bait the Trap with 20 bucks?

And the family jewels.

They don't make rhinestones Like that anymore.

Ok. We'll buy your electron Microscope tomorrow,

But only because the Record store's out of cds.

Gosalyn!

Where did you get this stuff?

More importantly, How did you pay for it?

Won the lottery?

Don't try to fool me.

I'm not a normal father.

Well, call the papers.

A chain's only as strong As its weakest link,

Isn't that right, honker?

Uh, I... Uh... Whoa!

Um... Um... Uh...

I don't care where You got the money!

These are going back right now!

We paid for it.

How?

All right, I'll tell you.

He seems so different.

You think there's Something wrong with him?

Nothing an exorcism won't fix.

Ha ha ha ha!

♪ 1, 3, 5, 9 ♪

♪ what a guy, he's mighty fine ♪

♪ yay, money ♪♪

I'll take that.

Hey, that's ours.

But you need parents to Help manage your money.

Dad!

No need to thank me.

Hey!

Now, let's get serious.

First, a bed of fertilizer...

To make our assets grow.

Plenty of light to Brighten our future.

Aren't you overdoing it a bit?

Nah, just making sure Business keeps blooming.

We better find someplace Safe to stash all this.

Ow!

Of course this all goes Into a savings account,

After I pick up a Few odds and ends.

[car horn plays dixie]

Did you order a pizza?

I wonder how much Of this is for me?

Got a treat for you right Here, guys.

Ho! Pretty impressive duds There, d.W.

One does have to keep Up with the trends.

It's one of the burdens Of my lifestyle.

A key ring?

A genuine gucci-goo, The absolute trendiest.

I'm underwhelmed.

It's all part of the lifestyle

Of the new drake mallard.

Well, mr. Trendo,

Are you dumping the Old darkwing duck, too?

Gosalyn, perish the thought.

The city's never been safer.

Yes, sir.

Scurry out and scour The streets of crime.

Yes, sir.

Darkwing defenders, inc.

A security franchise available In most metropolitan areas.

[doorbell rings]

Oh, another delivery!

From now on, Every day is christmas.

And how nice, a police escort.

Here, I believe that's c.O.D.

No, it's c.I.A. Caught in the act.

Hmm, hmm. Have you red-handed.

These have the serial number

Of the phony ones around town.

What do you mean phony?

As in you're under arrest For counterfeiting.

B-but you don't understand.

That money was planted.

Right. Planted all over town.

No! I mean, I grew it!

I've, uh, Taken a few security precautions.

There. Now you'll see.

It wasn't printed, But that money's 100% natural.

Yaah!

So, that's your money tree, huh?

You've been watching Too many cartoons, duck.

Come on, They're waiting for you downtown.

My dad's no crook!

Although he shorts Me on my allowance.

[launchpad] Don't worry, d.W. We'll help you!

We'll keep this funny Money for evidence.

And I certainly don't want To forget the money tree.

This is real important evidence.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

This really blows.

Kids shouldn't have to go Through such harsh reality.

Yeah. It's rough having Your dad in jail.

Huh? No, now we've got to return

All this stuff we bought.

But getting dad out Wouldn't hurt either.

Hey, chase those clouds away.

We'll make d.W.'s bail.

I'll give him my last dime.

Oops, guess I spent that.

All I've got is my allowance.

That's more than me.

I've only got some Of that phony money.

That won't do anyone any good.

What's happening?

Old piggy-wiggy wants To do the hokey-pokey.

[snorting]

This little piggy's Going to stay home.

Honker, don't let it out!

Uh, uh, uh, aah!

Help!

We're... We're coming, little buddy!

Aah!

Oh! Oh! Aah!

Launchpad!

Ooh, do you think it Could be a prowler, dear?

A prowler! Somebody's after our money!

Our money?

It won't hurt to double-check.

It should be right down... Here?

Oh, maybe I didn't Dig deep enough.

Herb?

Why's our money back here?

Um, I buried it.

Just a little extra Security, honey.

Well, where's the money Now, hmm?

I thought I buried it here,

But I think it was Over by the roses.

Just two shakes of a pup's tale.

I've got to find a Way out of this mess.

Ooh!

There's an escape I Wouldn't have thought of.

This looks like a job for...

Darkwing duck.

Yee-ha!

Please let me go, piggy.

I promise never to eat A ham sandwich again.

Hang on, honker!

We'll bring that pig down!

Nice toss, gos!

That ought to tire out The little pigster.

Whoa!

There's a new way of Making a night withdrawal.

Gosalyn?

What are you doing out?

I was chasing him.

Look at this.

These counterfeit Bills are like seeds.

That's why the Locker sprouted roots

And how the bank vault left.

Now I know who's behind this.

How stupid could I be?

Does he really want an answer?

Thank you for your support.

Don't you see? It could only be one villain.

That half-duck, Half-plant crook...

Dr. Reginald bushroot!

Hee hee hee!

Not bad for a mutated Research scientist, huh?

[door opens]

I developed plants that Not only make money...

They take money, too!

Now I'm rich and give My plant pals goodies.

Lookie... Imported bottle water.

[cash register rings]

What do you think of these Designer painted pots?

Only the best for you, babe.

Ooh. Ha ha ha ha!

The whole world's Ours for the mulching!

Don't count your seeds Before they sprout!

No, not him again!

The terror flapping In the night.

Stop that guy!

I am the clipper that Trims your hedges.

I am darkwing duck!

You're finished, bushroot.

I've discovered your Scheme, except one thing...

Why steal money when it grows?

I didn't want to, But mine doesn't last.

Whose does?

Well, You won't need money in prison!

I can't go there.

I'd never get enough sunlight.

[darkwing] So, Rent yourself a tanning booth.

Uh. Uh. Uh.

Uh-oh.

Thought I'd be a Pushover, didn't you?

Well, I'm going shopping,

While you stay here And rot on the vine.

Go ahead, boys.

Give 'em the squeeze play.

We've been in some Tight spots before, d.W.

But never with Musical accompaniment.

♪ ♪ ♪

Well, maybe I can strike A more positive note.

It's my turn now.

[plays snake charming tune]

Oh, major league Impressive, dad.

Whew, guess mom was right.

Plants like music.

Right. Now my next number

Will feature bushroot singing,

the jailhouse blues.

How much for the whole place?

Sell my fertilizer factory?

Never!

I made the finest Gourmet plant food

In all of st. Canard.

Ah, smell that aroma. Feel that consistency.

Hmm, hmm, oh!

And savor that flavor.

I'll pay whatever you Ask, anything.

I can't sell.

This factory's been in my Family for generations.

We never were a close family.

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh, boy! This is swell!

Think of the dinner parties.

Come on in, boys!

I could feed a forest!

I'm rolling in fertilizer!

Oh, you're in deep, all right.

Put 'em up!

Gee!

Ugh. See what you made me do?

I hate when this happens.

Same here. It's disgusting.

Leave me alone. You thumb-sucking fungus!

Darkwing duck always Gets the bad guy.

Look, I'll pay you to go away.

Buy yourself something in Green, huh?

Sorry, mr. Money tree.

This duck's not for sale.

And neither are my companions!

Oh!

It's time you learned That crime doesn't pay.

Huh?

Get 'em, guys!

Guns can't hurt you!

au contraire. I'm about to blow them away.

I'm up a tree.

You can defoliate us,

But you cannot defeat us!

Get the others.

Whoa! Whoa!

Ew, this stinks.

Now, there's an understatement.

Aah! Hey!

Put them down!

Let me go, twiggy. I'll tear you apart!

Wait, big guy.

What are you going To do with them?

Mulch them? That's awfully final,

Not to mention extremely messy.

No!

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

Better put a move on, kids.

Let's see how you like the heat.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

I'm getting tired.

Here you go, buddy.

Hurry, darkwing!

I'm coming, gos!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Get him out! Get him out!

Come on!

Stretch! Quick...

Start climbing!

Come back, money trees!

I need you to buy a farm.

Oh, ow, ow!

Well, he bought it!

What folks won't Do to save a buck.

But hey, That's where greed will get you.

No wonder they say

Money is the root of all evil.

I guess that money tree mania

Got the better of all of us.

Some more than others.

Some good came from it...

Herb's getting a Lot more exercise.

Come on over, neighbors! You can't hardly miss!

That's can hardly miss.

Guh... Whatever.