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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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Volunteering! We'll barely
Make it to the video store.
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It was on our way home.
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No.
Video king's on our way home.
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A secret shush lab
In switzerland isn't.
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My package from shush central.
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Thank you, lawn chair.
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Uh, that's launchpad.
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One can drown in paperwork
Without this baby.
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A stapler?
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We flew halfway around the world
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To deliver a stapler?
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I guess we can be going.
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Boys,
Meet the head of research here.
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This is dr. Sara bellum.
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Hi. Sorry we have to leave.
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Swell place you got.
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Dr. Bellum has been perfecting
Our secret norma ray.
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It creates norma particles,
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The source of psychic powers...
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Fire-starting, future-seeing,
Levitation, the works.
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Source of psychic powers?
Oh, please!
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Darkwing, this research is
Vitally important to the cause.
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Uh-huh. What cause is that?
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'cause if f.O.W.L.
Invents one first, we're dead meat.
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F.O.W.L...
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The fiendish organization
Of world larceny.
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we expect results.
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from f.O.W.L.'s psychic
Division, major synapse,
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and with your new troops.
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Troops? You call these troops?
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Camera.
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Frying pan.
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Automobile.
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Uh, head cheese.
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Denver omelet.
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Troops wear uniforms.
Troops are disciplined.
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Troops kill things.
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troops also perish
When they're marched.
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into erupting volcanoes.
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It was necessary to
Secure that volcano.
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get some results,
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and we'll consider
Returning you to your post.
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Bowling ball.
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Dental floss.
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Results?
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They're not even good enough
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For luaus and birthday parties!
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A tub of lard.
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Definitely a tub of lard.
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We need a volunteer
Dedicated to shush
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But not covered by
Our medical plan.
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Good luck. Let's go.
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I'll do it.
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Well-done, stamp pad.
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It's very important
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That you display minimum
Cerebral activity
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While the ray's activated.
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Don't think.
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Oh, no problemo.
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Show me some brain wave
Activity, soldiers!
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Latrine duty, you'll remember,
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Is an excruciatingly
Unappetizing assignment,
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An assignment I'd
Particularly hate to have.
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Aah! Aah! Hii! Hii!
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Now we're talking.
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This is what I call brainpower.
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Aah! Aah! Hii! Hii!
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Wait a minute.
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This reading is coming
From somewhere else.
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He doesn't look different.
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You're right.
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We'll have to take
Apart his brain.
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What? What? What?
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Just a little
Mad-scientist humor.
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Now that your
Brain's supercharged
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With norma rays,
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We'll test you for
Incredible psychic feats.
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Try to lift the balloon.
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Piece of cake.
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No. With your mind.
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Oh. Sorry.
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O.K., stop.
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Huh. Pretty incredible.
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Try lighting this match.
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Piece of cake.
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With your mind!
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Whoops. Yeah.
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I don't understand.
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There should be some reaction.
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Name what's in this box.
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With your mind!
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O.K. It's a big red fire engine.
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Hey, hey!
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Piece of cake!
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Ohh! I'm a failure.
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Ohh!
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[siren]
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All this thinking's
Giving me a headache.
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Maybe we ought to leave.
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Launchpad, you read my mind.
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"Trail of the atomic slug,
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mutant mechanics from mars."
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Nothing like the classics.
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What are you doing?
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Well,
You don't want to break it.
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Incoming!
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"Atomic slug"? didn't they
Have speculars of zombieland?
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Only the colorized version.
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Now, would you mind getting...
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There.
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Did you plan this?
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Plan what?
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Gos, you get that. It's for you.
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[ring ring]
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Hey, it is for me.
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Cut this out!
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Maybe I got psychic powers.
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No one in their right mind
Could have psychic powers.
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Launchpad,
Where did you get that?
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Uh, the refrigerator?
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Aah!
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That's impossible.
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It's on wires, right?
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Aah!
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It's not.
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Way cool, launchpad.
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Wow!
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Snow!
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Amazing!
Do you know what this means?
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We have to buy snow shovels?
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No. With your powers,
I'll be invincible.
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I'll freeze enemies
In their tracks.
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I'll drop pianos on them.
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I'll predict their every move...
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With help from you.
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But that'll be
Our little secret.
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Nobody will know except us.
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And the muddlefoots.
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Why would we tell
The muddlefoots?
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That's us. What are you
Hanging around here for?
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Gee, drake,
Maybe you ought to have
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Your air conditioner checked on.
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So, you predict the
Future, levitate objects,
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And make it snow. What else?
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Yeow! Ow! Aah! Aah!
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[blowing]
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I guess I do fire, too.
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Sorry, d.W.
It only happens when I think.
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Try not to think, o.K., buddy?
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O.K. I'll just wait
For the burgers.
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[gasp]
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The secret of a great barbecue
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Is using the proper tools. Huh?
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Ooh, have some punch?
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Goodness, drake,
You sure are thirsty.
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Hey, honk. What's up?
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Honker, don't be so literal.
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I'm not thinking.
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I'm not thinking.
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We should've left
You at the house.
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[gasp]
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Sorry. My mind wandered.
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Oh, dear. Where's the mustard?
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Must be in the fridge.
I'll get it.
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No. I'll get it. Stay here.
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I can't believe this.
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Lousy timing, stupid brain ray...
Aha!
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Aah!
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Gee, thanks, drake.
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Looks like you need more ice.
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[gasp]
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Launchpad!
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What? What is it now?
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He put the fire out.
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So?
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Pop, I didn't touch them.
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Leave the cooking to me, herb.
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I didn't know you cook.
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I didn't mean to.
Maybe I can fix it.
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How do you like them done?
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I kind of like them...
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[toot]
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Well-done.
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What a jerk!
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We'll be back.
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Just going to get some weenies.
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Weenies? Great!
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Just figures. Can't fly a plane.
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Can't control superpowers.
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We're going to that shush lab
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Before you blast me off earth.
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Let's hurry. Someone's about
To steal the norma ray.
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O.K., wayne, don't think.
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Destination...
Right on target, troops.
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Wayne, I told you not to think.
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I really need some
More human subjects.
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Can we help?
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Wonderful.
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It's nice to have vict...
Volunteers.
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O.K., troops,
Fall in for blasting.
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Come on. Don't be shy.
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While you're being
Blasted, don't think.
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Why not?
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Your head will explode.
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So don't think.
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Explode? Explode?
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Of course,
There's always latrine duty.
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Out of my way!
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That's it. F.O.W.L.
Likes their troops to take initiative.
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F.O.W.L.? You're enemy agents.
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Get away from that ray!
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Back! Back! Back! Back!
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No!
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Groovy. Groovy.
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[crash]
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Ha! They'll never
Suspect we're coming.
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You're coming,
Aren't you, launchpad?
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Hey, d.W., am I going bald?
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Aah!
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My head!
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Darkwing, my head!
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It's not bad.
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It's hardly noticeable.
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Really?
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Let's use your big
Head to clobber crooks.
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Whatever you say.
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Again with the refrigerator?
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Sorry.
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Tell you what.
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You stay here.
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I'll strike while I still
Have the element of surprise.
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I am the terror that
Flaps in the night. I'm...
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The misshapen blotch
That stains your walls.
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Thought you could
Get the drop on us.
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What of it?
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It's foolish when you're
Dealing with those...
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Who see the future.
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I'm hotshot. I can burn.
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You could start a forest fire!
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Or I can freeze.
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Aah!
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Whoa! Aah!
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And you can call me flygirl!
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I'd hoped I was done
With psychic stuff.
273
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:16,333
Darkwing duck
Stands his ground...
274
00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:20,999
Or in it, as the case may be.
275
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,457
♪ yodel lay hee hoo ♪♪
276
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:25,374
Smashing. Just smashing.
277
00:13:25,375 --> 00:13:27,832
Hotshot, front and
Center, soldier.
278
00:13:27,833 --> 00:13:29,500
Yes, sir.
279
00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:35,290
Is something burning?
280
00:13:35,291 --> 00:13:36,457
Yeow!
281
00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:39,749
Ow! Ow! Hot! Hot!
282
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:40,875
[crash]
283
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,708
Hey, you guys, back off!
284
00:13:49,958 --> 00:13:52,000
Whoa! Whoa!
285
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,708
Hey, l.P., you're pretty good.
286
00:13:57,750 --> 00:14:00,708
Hit them with something bigger!
287
00:14:03,416 --> 00:14:04,458
Whoops.
288
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,375
Them! Them!
289
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:16,374
♪ yodel ladel lodel
Layee hoo hoo hoo ♪♪
290
00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:18,874
I've got the norma ray,
291
00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:22,457
A killer psychic squad,
And darkwing duck!
292
00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:24,707
Know what this means?
293
00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:26,874
You dig our auras?
294
00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:27,957
Affirmative.
295
00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:29,582
File out!
296
00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:31,457
♪ I don't know,
But I've been told ♪
297
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,624
♪ I don't know,
But I've been told ♪
298
00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:35,874
♪ hotshot's ice is mighty cold ♪
299
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,874
♪ hotshot's ice
Is mighty cold ♪♪
300
00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:41,708
Ohh! Get off my back!
301
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:47,957
D.W.!
302
00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:50,457
D.W., where are you?
303
00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:54,250
Me and my big head.
304
00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:57,332
I never should have volunteered
305
00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,624
For this stupid experiment.
306
00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:01,624
Now f.O.W.L.'s got d.W.,
307
00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:04,374
And it's all my fault!
308
00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:06,707
Whoops. Did I do that?
309
00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:09,124
How will we rescue dad?
310
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:12,124
Like we know where he is.
311
00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:13,582
Launchpad, what's that?
312
00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,957
The world's biggest head?
313
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:19,125
No. This.
314
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,249
It's that military guy.
315
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:27,249
I'll use my psychic
Powers to find him.
316
00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:30,999
It's his license.
His address is on it.
317
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,957
Great.
We'll zip over there and...
318
00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:36,583
Oh, right.
319
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,875
Whoa! This will work.
320
00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:44,999
Hey, look out!
321
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,415
Goodness! He's coming our way!
322
00:15:47,416 --> 00:15:49,707
[horn honks]
323
00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:53,249
This isn't working!
Take off the bag!
324
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:56,290
But everybody's
Staring at my head.
325
00:15:56,291 --> 00:15:58,124
It's not your head!
326
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,582
It's your flying!
327
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,124
Oh, right.
328
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:04,083
We're coming, d.W. Keep cool.
329
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,082
Behold, f.O.W.L. High command.
330
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:11,707
Darkwing duck... On ice.
331
00:16:11,708 --> 00:16:13,999
Blblblblblbl!
332
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,999
I recognize his
Trademark witty repartee.
333
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,582
liquidate him!
334
00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:22,583
O.K., soldier,
Bring in the duck smasher.
335
00:16:25,833 --> 00:16:27,000
Ohh!
336
00:16:29,416 --> 00:16:34,583
That's the second-biggest
Duck smasher I've ever seen.
337
00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:41,332
Wait. I'm getting a vision.
338
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,332
Look out! Oof!
339
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:45,290
Well, what is it?
340
00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:47,499
I want to see.
341
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:51,291
Gee, mental video!
342
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:55,415
They're going to squash dad!
343
00:16:55,416 --> 00:16:57,624
Ha ha ha ha!
344
00:16:57,625 --> 00:17:00,000
Ha ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha!
345
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:08,582
Can I squash him?
This thing's heavy!
346
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:10,124
Just wait.
347
00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:12,124
What a drag.
348
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:15,207
Now, regarding my
Future with f.O.W.L.,
349
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,999
I want a few changes...
350
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,457
A promotion, free lunches,
A parking space...
351
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:24,874
yes. Just destroy darkwing duck.
352
00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:26,874
Every alternate thursday off
353
00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:28,957
For recreational bayonet drill.
354
00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:30,749
What's the plan?
355
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,832
First we get attacked.
356
00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:36,583
What kind of plan is that?
357
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:39,750
Here's hotshot!
358
00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:43,874
Whoa. Big drop.
359
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:45,499
Drop it now?
360
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:49,875
Not yet. Tickets to
F.O.W.L.'s winter carnival.
361
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:52,291
Whoa! Hey! Yikes!
362
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:56,707
I got to fight fire with fire.
363
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:58,458
Uh, sort of.
364
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:03,999
Maybe you'll work as
A snow cone machine.
365
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,499
I can see the future...
366
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:09,999
You're going to smack
Your head on something.
367
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,124
Huh?
368
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,874
[clang]
369
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:18,250
It's fuzzy.
You're going to do some traveling.
370
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,499
Come on, launchpad! Quick!
371
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,957
O.K. Coming right down.
372
00:18:25,958 --> 00:18:28,207
Aah!
373
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,582
Uh-oh.
374
00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:34,708
Ooh! Brain sprain!
375
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:43,957
what's going on there?
376
00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:46,332
Nothing.
377
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,624
Can I drop it yet?
378
00:18:48,625 --> 00:18:51,415
Not yet! Not yet!
379
00:18:51,416 --> 00:18:54,707
Gosalyn!
What are you doing here?
380
00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:58,415
I know how much you
Hate crushed ice.
381
00:18:58,416 --> 00:18:59,999
Whoa!
382
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,833
Uhh! Aah!
383
00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:05,000
Uhh!
384
00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,332
Aah!
385
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:09,165
Nice save, l.P.
386
00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:11,207
Aah!
387
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:12,583
Whew.
388
00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:15,582
Uh, everything's just fine.
389
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:17,208
Uh-oh!
390
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,499
You're getting out.
391
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:23,624
You never let me have fun.
392
00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:25,124
Drop it now!
393
00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:26,582
It's about time.
394
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,999
Aah!
395
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,290
Uhh! Uhh! Uhhhh!
396
00:19:31,291 --> 00:19:36,125
I'll put this where
It can't hurt anyone.
397
00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:44,290
That handles them.
398
00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:47,290
Let's get me back to normal.
399
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:51,582
Your head came in
Pretty handy back there.
400
00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:54,582
Maybe we should
Keep your powers.
401
00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:57,082
No. My caps don't fit,
402
00:19:57,083 --> 00:19:59,082
And I look ridiculous.
403
00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:01,165
I want to be normal.
404
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,707
But what about pfft, whammo,
405
00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:06,582
And predicting our
Enemy's every move?
406
00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:09,124
N-o spells uh-uh.
407
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,707
O.K., you win.
408
00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:13,082
We'll flick the reverse switch.
409
00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:14,624
What reverse switch?
410
00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:16,082
There's always one.
411
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:19,999
What ray gun doesn't
Have a reverse switch?
412
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:24,415
The kind the villain
Needs to defeat the hero.
413
00:20:24,416 --> 00:20:27,374
I'll beat you with my powers.
414
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:30,332
Don't think while
You're being blasted.
415
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:31,874
Launchpad! Launchpad!
416
00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:35,832
Thanks for reminding me.
417
00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:38,999
Yeow! I am not thinking.
418
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,833
I am not thinking.
419
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:48,582
He did himself in.
420
00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:51,874
Think again! Ha ha ha!
421
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:55,707
I've achieved ultimate
Psychic power!
422
00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:57,582
Eww! Gross!
423
00:20:57,583 --> 00:21:01,458
Nerve gas ought to
Have an amusing effect.
424
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:07,082
That didn't seem amusing to me.
425
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:10,999
I'm gonna blast it's head off!
426
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,415
Uhh-eee!
427
00:21:12,416 --> 00:21:14,499
You cannot harm me.
428
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:18,083
I am pure thought.
429
00:21:21,416 --> 00:21:22,957
Thought, huh?
430
00:21:22,958 --> 00:21:27,207
Let's see why you shouldn't
Think while being blasted.
431
00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:30,499
What's the speed of
A common swallow?
432
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:34,999
Why can't I get more allowance?
Do bees be?
433
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,082
What's the cube root of 14?
434
00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:39,582
Do flies fly?
435
00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:42,290
If a train leaves chicago...
436
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:45,958
No, no! Aah!
437
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,999
Launchpad? Launchpad?
438
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,290
Launchpad? Launchpad?
439
00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:58,082
You're back to normal.
440
00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,999
I am?
441
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,874
I am! That's a load off my mind.
442
00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:06,249
Let's get you a new flight cap.
443
00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:10,124
The supply store
Isn't on the way home.
444
00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:15,125
It is for you, you knucklehead.
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