Original subtitles

♪ daring duck of mystery ♪

♪ champion of right ♪

♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪

♪ darkwing of the night ♪

♪ somewhere some Villain schemes ♪

♪ but his number's up ♪

3, 2, 1!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous.

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Darkwing, darkwing duck!

♪ a cloud of smoke And he appears ♪

♪ the master of surprise ♪

♪ who's that cunning Mind behind ♪

♪ the shadowy disguise ♪

♪ nobody knows for sure ♪

♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪

♪ here comes ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Look out!

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ you better watch Out, you bad boys ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪♪

We getting real close.

There it is...

The cabin of my dear, Sweet granny whammy.

Howdy!

Ha ha ha!

What's wrong, jake?

Scared of your own granny?

I love that woman.

Did you get it?

Right here, granny.

17 slithering slime Toads, as requested.

[sniffing]

Mmm-boy, granny,

That potion smells like Rotten possum gizzards.

It is rotten possum gizzards.

That's for dinner.

The potion kettle's over yonder.

Bayou, bayou, hootchie-koo.

Powerful potion coming through.

That's him,

The low-down critter that Ruinated my low-down schemes.

If you want to get that critter,

You got to hit him in the face

With this hex powder.

But remember, There's only one helping.

Nice of you to help me, granny.

You know why I'm doing It, jamblaya jake?

Because I'm your Favorite grandchild?

No. Because you're going To pay me 10,000 bucks.

Jump back, granny! You said 10,000 bucks?

That's right.

And if you don't pay,

I'll make a fine potion Out of gumbo here.

[cackling]

Gumbo, you wait!

Jump back now.

Hold on, gumbo.

The object of these exercises

Is improving your skills As darkwing decoy,

Not chuckles the clown.

Roger, d.W.

We will now practice the Incredibly tricky maneuver

I call the double-reverse Paddle-drop boom-boom kick.

Now, let's see you do it.

Well, here goes nothing.

[crash]

How did I do?

Whoa!

Still needs work.

Haven't we trained enough, d.W.?

I'm gettin' hungry. Let's take a break.

Crime doesn't break for Burgers, l.P.

Maybe that's why Crooks are so cranky.

Just pay attention.

For darkwing decoy To fool anyone,

You need to be familar with State-of-the-art crime-fighting technology.

Like this baby.

First, let's practice Firing the grappling hook.

Wow. Thanks, d.W.

You never let me... Oops!

Oops? What do you mean?

This might be a good Time to take a break.

Great! There's a hamburger Hippo around the corner.

We're back in the city Now, gumbo.

And right outside The telephone company

Just like I figured.

Now once granny's hex powder Puts that caped critter

Under my control,

I'm gonna strip this city clean.

Quit foolin' around.

We got us a duck to trap.

Nothing like a hot Cajun lousiana basco

With cayenne pepper sauce.

You sure it's hot enough?

Oh, yeah, That ought to grab his attention.

This is a call darkwing's Gonna have to answer.

We got ourselves A real hot line.

Time to reach out And torch someone.

You sure about this?

Of course.

I'll demonstrate how to Deflect a surprise attack.

When I turn the corner, club me.

I don't want to hurt you.

I wouldn't worry.

[ring]

Must be a long-distance call.

W-w-why did you do that?

You told me to.

Didn't you see the Flash of light?

No. But I didn't get conked.

This looks like the Source of all the trouble

And an excellent opportunity For darkwing decoy.

Go distract the perpetrators.

Then I'll nail them.

Right-o, d.W.

Come into my parlor,

Said the bullfrog to the fly.

I am the error that Flaps in the night.

I am the search hog That triples your bill.

You are that, darkwing.

Come on. I'll pulverize you.

Launchpad, what are you...

Doing?

Sorry, d.W. I guess they got away.

It's not your fault, l.P.

I should have never sent a Decoy to do a hero's work.

Hoo-hoo-boy!

Time to bring that Hex to a boil.

Aren't you going to change From your decoy uniform?

When I get the energy To put on my jammies.

Rough day, d.W.

Every day's rough when You're fighting crime.

Bayou, bayou, hootchie-koo.

Come here, critter.

Jamblaya jake wants you.

There he be!

I hear him coming, gumbo.

You called for me?

I sure did.

You're mine now,

And...

[sniffing]

Hmm.

Something rotten in this sewer.

Like I suspected...

This ain't no genuine article.

I hexed the wrong critter.

I need another Helping of potion.

Uh-uh.

But remember...

There's only one Helping of potion,

And there ain't no more.

You're right, gumbo.

We're up the bayou Without a paddle.

Get rid of him, gumbo.

He's no use to us.

What do I look like, gumbo...

One of granny's flapjacks?

Get rid of him.

Rarr!

Rarr!

Wait a crawdad crawlin' second.

We got us something Special here.

We do?

He'll help us ruinate The reputation

Of that low-down darkwing duck

Plus make us a mess of Money, too.

Go do exactly what I told you to.

Yes, master.

I love when he say that.

What in the name of...

I am the terror that Flaps in the night.

I am the itch in Your trigger finger.

I don't get it, darkwing duck. What's up?

Your time is what's up.

Hand over the loot.

we interrupt our program.

to show footage Taken earlier today.

by a bank security camera.

darkwing duck continues His reign of terror.

Moments ago he robbed A 70-year-old couple

Of their valuables.

What's next, darkwing duck...

Stealing candy from a baby?

Waa!

this is dan gander.

reminding you to Lock your doors.

darkwing duck is loose.

My stellar reputation is ruined!

I've been defiled!

I've been defaced!

I've been...

Framed.

Is this how my illustrious Career will end,

Having my name Dragged though the mud

By some no-good, Name-dragging fiend?

Launchpad, I've been looking for you.

Somebody's out there Committing crimes,

Pretending to be darkwing duck.

Jamblaya jake and his comical...

Yet dangerous...

Alligator, gumbo.

In the flesh, I guarantee.

Let's get rid of This meddling duck

Once and for all.

We've got to stop Him, launchpad.

What do you mean, "We"?

Launchpad, don't you know me?

What are you doing?

Getting rid of The meddling duck.

Familiar with the double-reverse Paddle-drop boom-boom kick?

What do you mean? I've got it copyrighted.

Plus two patents pending.

Yeeow!

So sue me.

Look like all the fight Been kicked out of you,

City boy.

But just in case...

This is the police!

Throw down your weapons.

You're under arrest.

Look like it time to Do the bayou two-step.

Come on now, gumbo!

Am I glad to see you fellas.

I've always said st. Canard's finest and darkwing duck

Make an unbeatable combination.

Darkwing duck, You're under arrest.

You have the right To remain silent.

I'm innocent.

Now I know what they mean

By "The long arm of the law."

Darkwing duck is taken To the penitentiary

But refuses to be a Victim of injustice.

This prison isn't big Enough to hold me.

Maybe not,

But you're going to Be in that prison.

Oh.

Pretty sweet racket

You had going all these Years, darkwing duck.

What's that supposed to mean?

Pretending to be a hero.

Were you on the Take the whole time?

Listen, You felonious law-breaker.

I never committed A crime in my life.

How come you're in this Country club with us mugs?

Psst!

I don't know who's responsible,

But I was framed.

I'm completely innocent.

No!

Hey, fellas.

This guy's innocent.

He was framed.

Ha ha ha!

I was framed, too.

Me, too.

You boys plan on Getting back to work

Anytime soon?

Y-y-yes, sir, rupert.

Pull!

Don't mess with rupert.

He'll send you to the box.

What's the box?

You don't want to know.

Yes, I do.

[clang]

Yeeow!

Now, whose hammerhead Might this be?

I want you boys to see this.

You don't play by my rules,

You wind up in the box.

This store-bought shopping

Beats the pants off Catalog shopping.

I guarantee.

Granny!

If I knew you was coming,

I'd have baked a Sweet potato pie.

Where's my money, jamblaya jake?

I make a solemn bayou promise,

I'll have it real soon.

You'd better.

This is your last Chance, jamblaya jake.

I love that woman.

Darkwing duck,

Imprisoned for crimes He never committed,

Tries digging to freedom With a cafeteria spoon.

Just my luck they Served espresso today

Instead of soup.

[siren]

Uh-oh.

hold it right there, Darkwing duck!

Dauntless darkwing duck Refuses to lose hope.

He searches for a weapon,

But finds nothing but sand.

[applause]

All right!

Thank you, thank you.

But now I must take my leave.

Hold it!

Not so fast!

These are for you.

Ahh. Yeah, boy, This sure is the life.

Uh-huh.

Granny whammy, that you?

I am the terror that Flaps in the night.

I am the current of vengeance,

Gurgling through your sewer.

I don't know how you Escaped the slammer,

But we're going to Fight, man to man.

And here's the man Who'll fight you.

Ruinate him!

Now we're going to Wash that troublemaker

Down the drain for good.

What the...

Now we going to finish the job.

Darkwing duck emerges

From the raging Waters of the sewer,

Moistened but triumphant.

Uh-oh.

Some water treatment system.

Ruinate him.

Jump back, boy. Don't do it.

Let me.

We going to have some big fun.

Huh? What's going on?

Ribbit!

What's the problem, jakester...

Frog in your throat?

Granny whammy!

You did this?

That's right.

Where's my 10,000 smackeroonies?

I got it, granny,

In the sack.

Turn me back so I Can go fetch it.

Ok. But no funny business.

I got your gumbo by the tail.

I'll be back quicker than A possum in a henhouse.

That's pretty quick.

Here you go.

Come on, gumbo. We best be going.

Just one second.

Nothing in this here sack

But catfish bones And possum feet.

Come here, gator.

You're mine now.

You been holding out on me?

Oh, yeah.

Your gator's smart Enough to save himself.

That don't excuse you

From spending money You promised me.

What will you do to me?

Nothing, jamblaya jake.

Because I'm your Favoritist grandchild?

Because these city boys Will whip your hides

Once I cancel that hex.

Granny, you can't!

Just watch me.

Bayou, bayou, hootchie-koo.

Lift the spell, That's what I'll do.

So long, grandson.

Launchpad, are you ok?

I'm not sure what's been going On, d.W.,

But I got one thing to say...

Let's get dangerous.

Ditto, d.W. Decoy.

Come on, gumbo.

I hear the swamp calling us.

This way, gumbo.

I am the terror...

That flaps in the night.

You boys want to fight?

I'll whip you with one Hand tied behind my back.

D.W., the double-reverse Paddle-drop boom-boom kick!

I said it!

And you can do it, too.

The ability's inside You, if you'll believe.

Nice teamwork, launchpad.

Launchpad?

D.W.,

I thought the ability was Inside me if I believed.

It's buried a little Deeper than I thought.

Dan gander with an exclusive.

Following an anonymous tip,

Police have just Apprehended darkwing duck

And his accomplice.

Any second now they'll come out,

And we'll learn the Secret identity of...

I don't believe it.

It's that born-on-the-bayou Felon jamblaya jake

And his alligator Sidekick dumbo.

Grrr.

That's gumbo.

Gumbo.

Just as this reporter Suspected all along, folks.

It never was darkwing duck Committing those crimes.

These two imposters

Tried to ruin his reputation.

Good thinking, d.W., Dressing those crooks in our costumes.

I suppose so.

The good news is, Our reputations are saved.

The bad news is, Our uniforms are gone.

We've got some sewing to do.