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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere,
Some villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble,
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble,
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you better call ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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[sirens]
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Mmm, nice filament.
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[squeaky voice] We are glad to see
You, megavolt.
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[regular voice] Thank
You, little light.
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Want to live with me?
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[squeaky voice] That
Would be very nice.
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Now, that's one four-star wacko.
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A wacko named megavolt.
I know him too well.
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Why is he behind this blackout?
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He's a walking electric dynamo.
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He gets a charge from
Short- circuiting cities.
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Stay here in case he volts...
Bolts.
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Slowly, the silent scourge
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Stalks his unsuspecting
Adversary.
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Ow!
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Darkwing duck!
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Did I spoil your shopping
Spree, sparky?
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Boy,
I hate when you call me that!
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Ow.
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Aah!
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Ooh!
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Aah!
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Yipe!
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And people wonder
Why I wear a cape.
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At last! I get to pull
The plug on darkwing!
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Oops! Looks like I
Got a power outage.
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Happy landings, duck.
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Hand over those bulbs.
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What's with you?
Can't I have hobbies?
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Aah!
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This guy's a live wire.
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Fortunately,
We have a psychological advantage.
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Because we're sane and he's not?
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No. Because megavolt
Is afraid of me.
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I sent him to the electric chair...
Twice.
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Hi-ya!
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Nice touch,
Electromagnetizing steak knives.
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It sure impressed me!
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Maybe you'd better hang back.
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No problem!
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You can't run forever.
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No, but you can. Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Lucky my suit is
Permanent press.
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Ohh! I feel kind of... Run down.
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Ahh!
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I am the terror that
Flaps in the night!
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Happy flapping!
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Ohh! He's using everything...
But the kitchen sink.
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I stand corrected.
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You are not a well person.
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What, and you're normal?
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"I'm the cold sore
That stings your lip?"
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We're talking demented.
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I'll punch out your lights.
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Lights?
Why, darkwing, I just flashed
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On how to escape.
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Aah!
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Hey, stop!
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Darkwing!
He's getting awa-ay-ay-ay!
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Huh? Darkwing?
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D.W.?
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Launchpad,
Would you turn on the lights?
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Uh... They are on.
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Oh, I see.
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You see what?
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Nothing.
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[gulp]
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Absolutely nothing.
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How long will he be blind?
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The doctors don't know.
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Those bright lights
Gave him an overload.
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This is terrible.
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It sounds bad,
But your dad's a trouper.
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Blind people do
All sorts of stuff,
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Like... Like...
Like johann sebastian bach...
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Johann played piano!
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Nobody was shooting at him.
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My dad knows how to fight crime.
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What's he going to do?
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There. Is that more comfy?
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No. Quit fussing. I'm fine.
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Find me a robbery,
A jaywalker, a stockbroker.
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Any crook will do.
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Slow day for crime.
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Guess we'll go home.
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Maybe we'll get a
Lead on the radio.
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Good idea, launchpad.
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Yeah, great idea, launchpad.
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Yow! What's with the radio?
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denies the president's
Allergic to whipped cream.
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There. Clear as a bell.
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Wait. Back up.
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[screech]
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now time for airduck
News/weather.
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tomorrow, st. Canard can expect.
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low fog along the... [static].
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I can't see crimes,
But I hear them.
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Hear that static?
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Takes a strong electrical field
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To jam thunderquack's radio...
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Unless... It's megavolt!
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Of course.
The delunian automobile factory.
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Way cool!
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The delunian lighten.
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Fastest electric
Car on the road!
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And a tempting target
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For that electromagnetic maniac.
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Ha ha ha!
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Too bad I'm about to
Sizzle his circuits.
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Yoo-hoo! Earth to darkwing!
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You can't fight megavolt.
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You can't see.
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No, but launchpad can.
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Ready, l.P.?
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Testing. Testing, 1, 2.
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I hope this works.
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Of course it will work...
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[bong]
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Once you give me some direction.
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[screech]
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Ooh, nice car. Very nice car.
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Cadmium batteries,
Corinthian leather.
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So expensive. So electric. So...
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So what?
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I mean, try getting spare parts.
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Darkwing!
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But enough preliminaries.
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Let's get to the main event.
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What do you think...
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Psst! Turn around.
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Dim bulb?
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Ooh-uhh! Hyah! Uhh-hoy!
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Maybe we can make a deal...
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Or maybe we'll go for a ride!
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[engine revs]
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To the left. Now!
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This would be a
Great arcade game!
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We'll call it quackman!
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jump!
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Hey, it's working!
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[crash]
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No-oh-oh!
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[tires screech]
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[crash]
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Oh, you poor thing.
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Look what that mean
Darkwing has done to you!
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[engine idles]
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[engine revs]
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Ok, launchpad, which way?
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Launchpad?
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I can't hear you.
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Here goes.
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[crash]
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Hyah! Wuyah-hey!
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Hyah! Ooh-ahh! Munah!
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Uh-oh.
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Ohhh!
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Not my delunian!
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[beep beep beep beep]
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You've ruined everything!
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Ow! Hey! What...
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Will you let me go?
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Yaaaah!
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One order of pressed duck to go.
Ha ha!
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I don't like the sound of this.
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[crunch crunch crunch]
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[crunch crunch crunch]
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Aww, nuts! It's locked!
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Nuts? Yeah, nuts!
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[panting]
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Huh?
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[splash]
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Fore!
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Heh heh! Hole in one.
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[sputtering]
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You make a bigger mess than me.
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[sirens]
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P-police.
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Unless we want to
Play 20 questions,
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Let's jet!
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Hey, let go!
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Take your hands... Quit that.
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Strange. Why's darkwing
Being led around like a...
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Ohh! Ohh! This... This is good.
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He's been playing blind man's bluff...
For real!
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Which gives me a
Really bright idea.
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[rock music plays]
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Dad.
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Yoo-hoo.
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Hmm. What he can't
See won't hurt him.
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Uh-uh-uh!
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Hey! Ohh! D-dad!
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Don't d-dad me, young lady.
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No snacks.
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What's with the roboduck getup?
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My mistake was depending
On someone to guide me,
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But darkwing must
Be independent,
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Self-sufficient.
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Now, thanks to honker,
I can fight crime.
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Way to go, honk.
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Let the cops catch
Crooks from now on.
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From now on?
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The doctor said it's temporary.
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Maybe, unless you get
Killed in the meantime.
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Thanks for the support,
Miss cheerful thoughts.
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But fear not.
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With this sensory-
Enhancing equipment,
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I'm ready for anything.
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I'm back with...
Hey, love the halloween costume.
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How did you know to do that?
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My ultra-audiotrons allowed
Me to hear launchpad coming,
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Like I heard you
Raiding the cookie jar.
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My infrared interpretometer
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Tells what's inside the bag.
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My remote mass analyzer
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Tells launchpad's height,
Weight, and horoscope.
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I still don't... Yow!
What's with my squawkman?
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rise and shine, st. Canard.
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it's your wake-up call.
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That's megavolt.
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hello to you, darkwing dork.
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♪ three blind mice,
Three blind mice ♪♪
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sorry. An in joke.
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He knows you're blind.
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now, for those of
You who like clues,
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if you want to defeat me,
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meet me at first light.
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we return you to your
Scheduled program.
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be seeing you, darkwing. Ha ha!
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He wants a showdown at dawn?
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No. First light isn't sunrise.
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To megavolt,
It's the first light bulb.
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Here you go.
The hall of invention.
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Keep the motor running. Whoa!
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I'll be right out with megavolt.
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No. We're going, too.
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Ok. Stay low.
This may be a trap.
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Hello, light of my life.
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Want to come home
With uncle megavolt?
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Visiting hours are over, blinky.
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Cute. All you need is a
Lion, a scarecrow, and toto,
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But you're not in
Kansas anymore.
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00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:09,500
This grim reaper will separate
The wheat from the chaff.
272
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:14,415
Wait! He's using his thread
Assessor on megavolt's suit.
273
00:14:14,416 --> 00:14:15,707
[beep beep beep]
274
00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:17,500
target locked.
275
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:24,582
I thought you were blind.
276
00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:27,165
How did you do that?
277
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:28,707
Rent the video.
278
00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:30,832
Meanwhile, I'm going to...
279
00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:35,374
You wouldn't hit pause
While I fix this, huh?
280
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,207
Look out! Runaway weapons!
281
00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:41,166
the number you've
Reached isn't in service.
282
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,707
Bad break darkwing, but...
283
00:14:50,708 --> 00:14:54,249
If you can't stand the
Heat, tough.
284
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:56,582
Ha ha ha ha ha!
285
00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:58,583
[coughing] [coughing]
286
00:15:01,708 --> 00:15:03,458
Yipe!
287
00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:06,415
D.W.!
288
00:15:06,416 --> 00:15:07,624
Dad!
289
00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:09,249
Gosalyn! Oh, no!
290
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:15,083
Launchpad, get the kids out
To the thunder... Quack.
291
00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:24,832
[coughing] [coughing]
292
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:26,250
Look!
293
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,457
Can you fly it?
294
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:39,250
If it's got a wing,
We've got a prayer.
295
00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:48,333
Whew! That was a close one.
296
00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:50,290
Too close.
297
00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:53,290
My stupid equipment
And foolish pride
298
00:15:53,291 --> 00:15:55,124
Almost got you killed.
299
00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:57,124
Well, yeah, that's true.
300
00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:58,624
Launchpad!
301
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:02,582
The important this is we're
Ok, right, darkwing?
302
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:05,583
Oh, just stick to drake.
303
00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:11,124
From now on,
There is no more darkwing duck.
304
00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:12,833
I quit.
305
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,166
[thunder]
306
00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:26,999
Boy! Some storm out there.
307
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,124
Yo, honk, gosalyn.
How's your dad?
308
00:16:30,125 --> 00:16:32,582
You mean mr. Woe-is-me?
309
00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:34,624
[plays harmonica]
310
00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:39,332
♪ I got those
Has-been superhero ♪
311
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:43,707
♪ has-been superhero blues ♪♪
312
00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:46,624
I wanted him to
Quit crimefighting,
313
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:49,582
But he's given up on everything.
314
00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:52,457
Leave him to the old launchpad.
315
00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:53,999
[plays harmonica]
316
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,457
It's one thing
Quitting being a hero,
317
00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:59,999
But you can't quit life.
318
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,457
Where's our never-say-die guy?
319
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:04,874
What's it matter? I'm useless.
320
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:08,207
A spare sock in life's hamper.
321
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:12,374
We still think you're the
Greatest, right, honker?
322
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:13,750
Absolutely.
323
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,999
If I'm so good,
324
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,707
Why couldn't I stop megavolt?
325
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,707
Maybe you still can.
326
00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:27,207
Forget it, gosalyn.
You said it yourself.
327
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:30,083
Let the police handle him.
328
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:34,707
Sure. Of course,
But for argument's sake,
329
00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:37,290
If you were going after him,
330
00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:39,290
What would you do?
331
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:43,249
I'd catch him off
Guard at his hideout.
332
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,457
We'd have to find it.
333
00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:47,457
That would be hard.
334
00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:49,957
Megavolt uses lots
Of electricity.
335
00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:54,957
I'd tap into the dwp's
Computer and look for surges.
336
00:17:54,958 --> 00:17:57,125
Makes sense. Punch it!
337
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:04,457
Shanghaied by kids and
A crash-crazy aviator.
338
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,999
How the mighty have fallen.
339
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:12,625
Chill out. You figured out
Where to find megavolt.
340
00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:16,249
The lighthouse at
Beaker's point!
341
00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:19,582
No proof.
Somebody has to scope it out.
342
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:20,999
Now you're talking!
343
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,582
I'm not going!
344
00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:25,499
I'm out of the
Crimebusting business.
345
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,457
Be right back.
346
00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:29,415
We're going to look around.
347
00:18:29,416 --> 00:18:32,874
If megavolt's there,
We'll call the army.
348
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:34,958
Got you.
349
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:42,458
Come on, gang.
Let's get dangerous.
350
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,750
[humming]
351
00:18:52,958 --> 00:18:55,582
Ok, be extremely quiet.
352
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:57,124
[door creaks loudly]
353
00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:59,165
How about slightly quiet?
354
00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:02,457
You're sure this is a good plan?
355
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:04,999
It's great. We spot megavolt,
356
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,749
Darkwing says, "I'm the terror...
Blah, blah,"
357
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:11,708
And we play "Bop the bad guy."
358
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,707
[alarm sounds]
359
00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:15,624
Got any other plans?
360
00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:17,125
Just one. Run!
361
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:21,708
Ahh, how nice.
362
00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:26,582
Aah!
363
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:27,999
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
364
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,874
It seems I've
Attracted some guests.
365
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:33,457
Oh, perfect.
Megavolt spotted them.
366
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:36,457
Kind of late to
Be house shopping.
367
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:39,999
Yeah, but you got a great place.
368
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:44,957
Tell you what...
Spring for new carpets, we'll take it.
369
00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:46,999
Please. I know you.
370
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,957
You're the darkwing
Duck fan club.
371
00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:53,707
Yes. In fact,
We're having a membership drive.
372
00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:55,707
Told you he'd come.
373
00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:57,999
Now we can fry together.
374
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,999
Give it up, duck.
375
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,457
I got the weapons,
The home advantage,
376
00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:05,499
And you can't see!
377
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,499
You lost your senses?
378
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,457
One. I've got others.
379
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:13,457
Judging by the heat,
I'm under a light.
380
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:16,124
Observant, for a blind duck.
381
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:17,582
Thanks ever so.
382
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,582
I know why you're
Called darkwing.
383
00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:23,499
You've always been in the dark.
384
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,582
I'm so hurt. Hyah!
385
00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:27,624
That ought to even things.
386
00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:33,625
Nice try, but I'm tired
Of you busting my bulbs.
387
00:20:47,958 --> 00:20:52,332
Take that and that,
And don't forget this.
388
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,291
Whoa!
389
00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:57,957
Ohh! Ooh! Ooh!
390
00:20:57,958 --> 00:21:00,832
You couldn't have...
You couldn't have...
391
00:21:00,833 --> 00:21:03,957
Blast you! You're handicapped!
392
00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:06,999
We prefer the term
"Physically challenged."
393
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,957
Yes, evildoers everywhere,
394
00:21:08,958 --> 00:21:11,957
Beware that grim
Guardian of good,
395
00:21:11,958 --> 00:21:14,957
That nocturnal nemesis
Of ne'er-do-wells...
396
00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:17,082
Darkwing duck!
397
00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:18,457
That's moi.
398
00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:19,749
[boing]
399
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:21,749
Aaah!
400
00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:23,457
[alarm sounds]
401
00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:25,833
Hide your eyes!
402
00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:36,624
Aah! Aah! Aah!
403
00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:39,707
I haven't seen
Fireworks like that
404
00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:41,707
Since the county fair.
405
00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:44,707
Dad! Honker,
Give me your flashlight.
406
00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:47,707
Hey! Watch where you shine that.
407
00:21:47,708 --> 00:21:49,624
Hey, I can see?
408
00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:51,999
I can see!
409
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:56,249
Gee, d.W., guess all you
Needed was another shock.
410
00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:59,207
Amazing! Fabulous!
Not bad at all.
411
00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:02,207
You're a sight for sore eyes.
412
00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:03,750
Ohh, dad.
413
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:07,625
Uh-oh!
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