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Darkwing duck ♪ daring
Duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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The crime fighter moved
Through the dark streets...
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His every sense alert to
Any insidious injustice,
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Malicious misdeed,
Or unspeakable crime.
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The night held new
Challenges to test him.
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He was ready, but first...
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I have to pick up the kids.
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Uh-oh.
The kids will have to wait.
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Earth is being
Invaded by aliens.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Attaboy, launchpad.
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Keep the kids safe.
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This is a job for...
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Darkwing duck?
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Precisely.
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Now for a lesson,
You martian miscreants!
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Take a hike, bub.
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I'm the hero around here.
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No room for interstellar
Hooligans around here.
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Please, no need for thanks.
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Cut!
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Cut?
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Oh. Movie. Heh heh.
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That duck's not in my script.
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You've saved everyone
From a movie.
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This isn't real.
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It's spaceduck...
Attack of the teenage mutant.
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martian mallards.
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part 12.
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You could have
Shared that earlier.
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This picture's putting
Me back on top.
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You cause trouble, and I'll bash
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Every bone in your beak, buster.
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Who's miss congeniality?
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You got to get out more.
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That's gloria swansong,
Star of stage, screen,
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And countless
Deodorant commercials.
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Sorry. I thought this was
The end of civilization.
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No hard feelings, hey?
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Hey, you look familiar.
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Don't you know me
From someplace?
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Never been there.
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Of course! You're my arch-rival,
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The villainous tuskerninni.
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Say,
Shouldn't you be behind bars?
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I've abandoned my life of crime.
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I live now for cinema.
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I'm a.F. Arret,
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Head of a.F. Arret studios.
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You just ruined
An expensive scene
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In an a.F. Arret production!
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Must be a.F. Arret.
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Kids, let's go.
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If we don't stay,
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I'll grow up thinking these
Gruesome monsters are real.
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Why, the emotional scars
Could last a lifetime!
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We're going,
And we're going now.
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Throw knives at me,
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Drop bombs on me,
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That I can handle,
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But she pouts and...
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I'm mush.
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Aah!
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Unhand that maiden.
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Oh, puh-lease.
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These aren't the middle
Ages, you know.
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Cut!
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I'm not telling you your job,
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But no self-respecting hero
Would be caught dead with this.
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Take two!
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I give you one last chance in
The name of intergalactic peace
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To disavow this
Evil scheme and...
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Cut!
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What's this?
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You're negotiating
With space monsters?
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Who writes this stuff?
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I do!
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No offense intended, but you want realism?
You want accuracy?
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I want quiet!
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Action!
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The alien raises his
X-37 death-inducer.
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Whoa! Is this exciting or what?
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It's just cheap special
Effects, launchpad.
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Mere movie trickery.
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The hero leaps for cover.
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And now, the alien fires.
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Oh, goodness gracious.
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This raygun was loaded.
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"Leading man injured
In mysterious accident
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As so-called crime fighter
Darkwing duck twiddles thumbs."
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Who is "So-called"?
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You ought to sue for
Definition of character.
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I'll do more.
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I'll solve the
Crime at the studio.
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We're going to see
Them make spaceduck!
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part 12.
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I'll go pack.
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You are not going anywhere.
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Come on, launchpad.
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Let's give them a taste
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Of real-life heroics.
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Honker, we got to help.
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Gosalyn, your dad said...
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What he meant was,
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"I can't do it without you."
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You have to read
Between the lines.
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Here we are. A.F. Arret studios.
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I've faced some ruthless,
Brutal, cold-blooded thugs.
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I hope I'm prepared
For movie people.
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I am the terror that
Flaps in the night.
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I am the hair in the
Lens of your projector.
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Why couldn't we use the
Gate like everybody else?
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Because I'm not
Like everybody else!
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I am darkwing...
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Duck!
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Perhaps you'd like to
Show me your gate pass.
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It's in my other cape?
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For your information,
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I am darkwing duck.
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Yes,the darkwing duck,
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Here to solve a crime.
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What we have is a
Failure to communicate.
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It's ok. I know the score.
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You're underpaid.
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Under appreciated.
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You work long hours.
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Your children don't respect you.
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You don't know where to turn,
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But I'm here for you.
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Don't keep it bottled inside.
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You're right.
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There's no structure
To my universe.
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Psychology.
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Hey! I don't have any children.
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[projector running]
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The whole scene...
Ruined by that idiot.
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I'll go bankrupt!
Lose the studio!
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Nix the negativity, my friend,
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For darkwing duck will write
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The final scene in this mystery.
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Not you again!
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Having you around
Costs me money.
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The villain made one bungle.
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The crime itself was
Captured forever on film.
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What I like better than
A movie is a free movie.
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I'll show you that
Film, mr. Ferret,
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And expose the
Criminal's identity.
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Launchpad, the projector.
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It's not ferret, it's arret!
Arret!
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Direct your attention,
Mr. Arret arret,
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To the rubbish here.
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A seemingly innocent
Bystander, easily overlooked.
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A fly on the projector!
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Oh... Yes, yes, so it is.
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If the fly's innocent,
That can only mean...
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The perpetrator is someone else.
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Guard! Guard!
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No more questions for now,
Mr. Ferret, er, whatever.
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Don't leave town.
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The top of this sound stage
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Was built in 1925
At a cost of $5,000.
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The bottom half was
Completed in 1929.
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spaceduck is my
All-time favorite.
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I'm going to ensure
part 12 gets made.
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What about your dad?
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We'll be careful
He doesn't find us.
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Besides,
Do you know what they pay
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For scripts in this town?
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I am about to experience
An emotional moment.
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It should be captured
For posterity.
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That idiot a.F.
Arret still won't sell his studio.
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Now darkwing duck
Complicates my scenario.
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This studio sits atop more
Wealth than I can imagine.
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See how the oil flows.
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My plan was flawless...
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A multimillion dollar failure
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Driving the studio
Into bankruptcy
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So I could buy it for peanuts.
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A close-up.
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My script now requires
A small revision.
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The inclusion of one
More tragic accident.
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Iris out.
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There's something
Fishy around here.
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Any tuskerninni picture
Has to be rated "D"
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For devious, dangerous,
And, uh, rotten.
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What about demented,
Dishonest, dreadful?
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Desist!
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We must remain on our... Guard?
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John.
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Marsha.
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John.
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Oh, marsha.
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I've learned from the janitor,
Former vice president...
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John. Marsha.
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The studio is in
Financial trouble.
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In fact,
Someone's trying to buy the place.
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What do you know about
This gloria swansong?
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She's been... en garde!
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Married 27 times.
All her husbands died.
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There are rumors about...
touche!
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A phantom,
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The ghost of her
First ex-husband.
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[crash]
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Good going.
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Your detection
Skills impress me.
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Actually,
I read it in a tabloid.
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In this scene,
The count and countess learn
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Of the peasant revolution.
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I don't want to do this.
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Keep your culottes on, pal.
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Darkwing duck is here.
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No one sabotages this
Production while I'm here.
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Ok, akira, roll 'em.
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Hey! What happened
To the space aliens?
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Action!
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The actor was safe.
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No detail would escape
The duck's eagle eye.
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It's... It's the phantom!
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Spring forward!
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Fall back.
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[gasp]
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Oh, my goodness gracious.
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"Darkwing dope,
Incompetent crime fighter,
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Stands by as another
Actor's nearly killed."
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Don't take it too hard.
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Nobody reads that rag anyway.
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To your left,
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Darkwing dope,
Incompetent crime fighter.
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I'm getting to the
Bottom of this!
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Now, the classic moment when
The phantom is unmasked.
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Couldn't we wait
Till it's on video?
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I'll check this way, and...
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Go ahead.
Impose on my good nature.
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I will not sell for $20,000
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And 42 cents!
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Yaah!
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$20,000.50? Yes, I'm listening.
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Hello?
268
00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:22,375
Hello!
269
00:12:22,376 --> 00:12:23,957
Sell the studio?
270
00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:26,457
That's bogus.
No way, mr. Ferret.
271
00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:28,499
Gosalyn, that's mr. Arret,
272
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:31,874
the a.F. Arret.
273
00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:33,165
Whatever.
274
00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:36,207
Baby, sweetcakes,
Break out the contracts,
275
00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:38,999
'cause when you hear my ideas...
276
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,457
Picture this...
277
00:12:40,458 --> 00:12:41,999
Humongous fish vampires,
278
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,457
These tremendous fangs
279
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,082
Dripping gooey blood,
280
00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:46,957
Flying from their aquariums,
281
00:12:46,958 --> 00:12:48,582
Ripping necks open.
282
00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:51,457
So, we got a sale here?
283
00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:52,624
Guard!
284
00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:54,582
Sleep on it.
285
00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:55,958
We'll do lunch.
286
00:12:59,208 --> 00:13:03,290
I thought we came
To help your dad.
287
00:13:03,291 --> 00:13:05,874
Oh, yeah, sure. That, too.
288
00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:08,457
How can I solve this
289
00:13:08,458 --> 00:13:12,415
If I'm thrown over walls
Every five minutes?
290
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:15,583
Whew!
He almost saw us that time.
291
00:13:21,291 --> 00:13:23,332
Westerns, wedding, wolfman...
292
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:25,165
Phantoms! Perfect!
293
00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:27,582
Now dad won't see us.
294
00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:31,499
Orson,
This has gone on long enough.
295
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:35,290
I'm tired of getting
Heaved over walls.
296
00:13:35,291 --> 00:13:36,832
Hold it!
297
00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:39,374
The fire in those eyes,
298
00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:41,957
Another angry young man.
299
00:13:41,958 --> 00:13:44,707
I admit I'm annoyed, but...
300
00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:45,749
Camera!
301
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:48,707
Why didn't I see it before...
302
00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:50,707
That classic profile?
303
00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:52,207
You like it?
304
00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:53,707
That beak!
305
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:56,499
Oh, so romanesque.
306
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,582
Runs in the family.
307
00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:01,082
You're born to play the hero.
308
00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:02,582
You think so?
309
00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:04,415
I suppose I could,
310
00:14:04,416 --> 00:14:07,249
Not that I'm interested in fame.
311
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:10,707
It would let me work inside,
312
00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:13,583
Act as bait for the villain.
313
00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:17,999
Uh... Here, mr. Phantom.
314
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,708
Here, boy.
315
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:26,207
Ha-haven't seen any ph-phantoms
Around, have you?
316
00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:27,208
Oooohh!
317
00:14:27,209 --> 00:14:29,625
Oooohh!
318
00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:32,875
Aah!
319
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:41,624
Play-acting in a movie.
320
00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:44,582
The things I do to solve crimes.
321
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:48,291
My own dressing room
With my own star.
322
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:53,582
"Citizen duck...
323
00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:55,124
Starring duckwing duck!"
324
00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:57,707
Ohh! Ooh! Aah!
325
00:14:57,708 --> 00:15:01,290
I might get my own tv series!
326
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:05,457
Darkwing, you're a
Hero, not a movie star.
327
00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:07,999
Of course, I could be both.
328
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:13,124
Our hero will be played
By mr. Darkwing duck.
329
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:18,207
I'm not playing opposite
That ham of a duck!
330
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,707
Please, my dear.
331
00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:21,290
After the accidents,
332
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:25,332
No actor in town
Will take the part.
333
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:29,165
The hero returns to find
Lulubelle's saloon aflame.
334
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:30,166
Saloon?
335
00:15:30,167 --> 00:15:32,165
Maestro, what ever happened
336
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:34,957
To the space aliens?
337
00:15:34,958 --> 00:15:38,457
That is the theme of my film.
338
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:42,582
We've all become aliens
In our own society.
339
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:46,000
Lights, camera, and action!
340
00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:50,374
Have no fear, my love,
341
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:52,832
Leap! I shall save you.
342
00:15:52,833 --> 00:15:55,249
Have no fear, my love,
343
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,374
Leap and I...
344
00:15:57,375 --> 00:16:00,582
Oh, my. Are you all right?
345
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:04,290
I feel like a million ducks...
Bucks.
346
00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:06,999
It must've been that phantom.
347
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,874
Phantom, schmantom.
A star's being born.
348
00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:11,374
Let's try again.
349
00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:12,874
Take two!
350
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:15,832
Have no fear, my...
351
00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:17,874
Take three!
352
00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:19,290
Aah!
353
00:16:19,291 --> 00:16:20,291
Ha!
354
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:22,332
[aroo]
355
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:25,082
Ready when you are, c.B.
356
00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:27,374
This isn't how it's written!
357
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:28,874
See page 33?
358
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:30,374
Darkwing duck dies.
359
00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:33,874
The brilliant director
Takes over the studio!
360
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:35,415
In this scene,
361
00:16:35,416 --> 00:16:38,874
The hero parachutes
To save the heroine.
362
00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:41,999
Are you sure this is safe?
363
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,374
Maybe I ought to
Have a stunt dou...
364
00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:47,249
Aah!
365
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:48,582
Keep your cool.
366
00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:50,999
You've been in worse scrapes,
367
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,624
Like the time when you...
368
00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:56,290
Come to think of it,
369
00:16:56,291 --> 00:17:00,958
This is about as bad as it gets!
370
00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:09,082
Aah!
371
00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:11,415
There is a phantom!
372
00:17:11,416 --> 00:17:13,874
You and your dead husbands.
373
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:16,374
This is all your fault!
374
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:17,749
Another expensive take!
375
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,457
Ooh!
376
00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:21,582
Are you all right?
377
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:24,582
So much for the lambada lessons.
378
00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:29,999
The phantom must have
Sabotaged the parachute.
379
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,874
I'm putting an end
To this phantom!
380
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:36,415
Otherwise,
I'll never get my close-up.
381
00:17:36,416 --> 00:17:38,874
I ought to be memorizing lines,
382
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:40,415
Not hunting phantoms.
383
00:17:40,416 --> 00:17:42,874
I got to get an agent.
384
00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:43,957
Oooohh!
385
00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:47,250
So, we meet at last, mister...
386
00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:52,125
Phantom?
387
00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:58,457
Aha! Now you're...
388
00:17:58,458 --> 00:17:59,833
Mine?
389
00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:12,458
Whoa!
390
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:13,458
No!
391
00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:28,875
Unusual weather
We've been having.
392
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:32,999
Aha! The phantom!
393
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,124
Yeow!
394
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,707
Aah!
395
00:18:37,708 --> 00:18:40,249
Quickly! The time has come
396
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,874
To film your final scene.
397
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:46,707
The hero is trapped
In the circus wagon
398
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:49,249
Which the villain has ringed
399
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:51,249
With tons of explosives.
400
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:53,457
And now, darkwing duck,
401
00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:56,624
Let's proceed with what shall be
402
00:18:56,625 --> 00:19:00,457
The final scene for
You and your friends.
403
00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:02,499
Launchpad, swansong,
Mr. Ferret...
404
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:05,124
What are you doing here?
405
00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:06,874
This is my scene!
406
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:09,332
And indeed, it will be...
407
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:11,707
Your death scene.
408
00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:13,707
Ha ha ha ha!
409
00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:15,124
It's the phantom!
410
00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:16,499
Is that you...
411
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,999
Thaddeus, bud, oliver,
412
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,499
Lou, stan, anatole,
413
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:22,415
Vladimir, yusef, rick!
414
00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:24,124
Wait a minute!
415
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:27,832
Let's rewind and
Run from the top.
416
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,707
The leading man's
Injured on location.
417
00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:33,707
His replacement's
Put out of commission
418
00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,290
By a phantom.
419
00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:38,374
As for the aliens, beats me.
420
00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:42,624
It was decided that I
Take over the acting...
421
00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:44,249
Brilliant decision,
422
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:47,707
Only to have someone
Try to kill me.
423
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:51,874
I was saved from
Death by the phantom.
424
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:54,832
And the aliens, I don't know!
425
00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:59,207
Then I'm in a wagon
About to be blown up
426
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:02,707
Without a space
Monster in sight,
427
00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:05,332
Leading me to conclude
428
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:08,290
That the director,
My archenemy tuskerninni,
429
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:12,582
Is behind it all.
430
00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:16,290
With the assistance
Of the phantom.
431
00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:20,874
At last,
This oil-rich land will be mine!
432
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:23,415
If I had my gun...
433
00:20:23,416 --> 00:20:25,624
And now, one final time...
434
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:29,124
Lights, camera, act...
435
00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:30,708
[siren sounds]
436
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,707
Ha ha ha!
437
00:20:36,708 --> 00:20:38,582
Oops.
438
00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:40,999
If there are no objections,
439
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,624
We'll conclude this drama.
440
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:43,583
Oooohh!
441
00:20:43,584 --> 00:20:44,624
Again?
442
00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:45,749
Oooohh!
443
00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:47,290
I... I... Uh...
444
00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:48,957
Ohh.
445
00:20:48,958 --> 00:20:50,457
You're the hero.
446
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,957
I demand you save me.
447
00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:54,250
It's your duty.
448
00:20:56,875 --> 00:21:00,624
It's my first husband, um, uh...
449
00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:02,290
Newt blemmer.
450
00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:05,749
I thought you'd
Died in the amazon
451
00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:07,749
During a lemming stampede.
452
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:10,749
I gave up my acting career.
453
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:13,707
I became a househusband.
454
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:15,290
It's not true!
455
00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:19,707
He was a lousy cook and
Couldn't do windows!
456
00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:22,165
I could've been a contender.
457
00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:24,750
Now I'll get top billing!
458
00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:31,707
Whoa!
459
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,207
I guess your last act
460
00:21:34,208 --> 00:21:37,707
Will be in the st. Canard prison
461
00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:39,707
For the criminally untalented.
462
00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:42,249
But my masterpiece,
My classic...
463
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:44,374
It remains unfinished.
464
00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:45,957
With this oil,
465
00:21:45,958 --> 00:21:49,874
I'll make the picture
Any way I want.
466
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,957
Any way I want.
467
00:21:51,958 --> 00:21:54,957
I'll help you finish your movie.
468
00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:57,582
Creeping zombies with
Chain saws everywhere.
469
00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:02,290
It ends with a close-up of me.
470
00:22:02,291 --> 00:22:05,749
I like it ending
With those circles,
471
00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:08,707
Getting smaller
Till it's all black.
472
00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:09,708
Zombies.
473
00:22:09,709 --> 00:22:11,249
My face.
474
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:13,499
If I was directing, I'd...
475
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,707
Cut!
476
00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:17,333
The end.
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