Original subtitles

♪ daring duck of mystery ♪

♪ champion of right ♪

♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪

♪ darkwing of the night ♪

♪ somewhere some Villain schemes ♪

♪ but his number's up ♪

3, 2, 1!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous.

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Darkwing, darkwing duck!

♪ a cloud of smoke And he appears ♪

♪ the master of surprise ♪

♪ who's that cunning Mind behind ♪

♪ the shadowy disguise ♪

♪ nobody knows for sure ♪

♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪

♪ here comes ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Look out!

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ you better watch Out, you bad boys ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪♪

Move it, flex.

We're almost done. Come on.

Clearly the crafty criminals Committing the crime wave.

Ow! Ooh!

Hoist me, so I can hoist it.

The feather's all The boss wants.

The feather, slim?

Why's this feather all he wants?

It's the tail feather Of mel the conqueror,

Greatest hero of all time.

Right, slim. I knew that.

What's next?

A stretch in the state pen.

I'm the terror that Flaps in the night.

The key on the sardine Can of justice.

I am...

Darkwing duck!

So, my reputation exceeds me.

Eradicate him, flex.

Whoa!

You threw away the Goods, you nit.

I love this.

Oh, d.W.

Launchpad's in imminent danger.

My strict moral code

Dictates a sidekick's Life takes precedent.

Besides, Good help is hard to find.

I don't like throwing My weight around,

But here's your daily Requirement of iron.

Flex, let's go while The going's good.

You got a backup plan, d.W.?

A true hero always Has a back-up plan...

But sometimes they don't work.

They escaped. Split. Flew. Hightailed it.

However, As every crimefighter knows,

Crooks always leave Some clue behind...

And I haven't got the Slightest idea where.

D.W., You're closer than you think.

The barbell that Barbarous baboon

Bashed me with.

I recognize that.

It's from jock newbody's Hale and hearty

House of health.

I think I'll pay the Physically fit felons a visit

In the guise of...

Drake mallard,

An average joe looking To lose weight.

I can't risk taking launchpad.

No one can know

I'm going to the hale and Hearty house of health.

Your secret's safe with us.

The muddlefoots.

It's no disgrace Getting into shape,

Is it, herb?

Personally,

I wouldn't be caught dead At those flab-a-ramas,

But the little lady...

Found this lovely Three-for-one coupon.

This deal is Positively criminal.

Finish loading, herb.

Yes, dear.

Thanks for including us on This wonderful idea, drake.

Quiet.

You want to make him mad?

The man's 122 years old, right?

We don't want to Make him cranky,

Do we?

Wake him up the way Your mother used to,

Gently, caressingly.

Ok, I can do that. Honest. Yeah.

Wake up!

What's the idea?

I need 17 hours in my Avocado and kiwi bath.

Easy, jock.

1 second of anger takes 10 minutes off your life.

Peace in... Anger out.

Boss, We got everything on your list.

Wonderful.

At last I can begin.

Is it ready, boss?

Yeah, is it ready?

Not quite!

I've waited years To complete this.

I've tried everything To extend my life.

I almost have it.

An elixir for immortality!

A fountain of youth!

It will be mine...

When I get one final ingredient.

What's that, boss?

A single, solitary feather

From a true and pure hero.

Give me the feathered Headdress from the museum.

He couldn't get it.

Couldn't get it?

I'm all wrinkles,

And you couldn't get Me a simple feather?

I hate wrinkles!

It wasn't our fault.

Darkwing duck was there.

Darkwing duck?

He knew our every move.

Maybe he even followed us here.

Really?

Well, now, that's different.

It is?

Certainly. Any hero's feather will do,

Even a hero named darkwing duck.

How about a little song?

Ahem.

♪ 99 bottles of Milk on the wall ♪

♪ 99 bottles of milk ♪

I need a new line of work.

Our son tank takes After his grandfather.

Here's a picture of Him, just 6 months old,

Taking after his grandfather.

Good thing we got That hacksaw away.

Gramps never found His wooden leg.

Yeeow!

But, slim, we're the bad guys.

Darkwing duck should find us.

If we don't get Him for the boss,

We're cooked.

He'll probably be in disguise.

Until we know who he is,

We run the place normal Like, ok?

Ah, oh, well, Breathe that mountain air.

Yeah, it's not nearly so chunky

As we got back home.

I didn't think it was Possible, flex,

But this butterball's as Fat as you are stupid.

Ha ha. Yeah.

You must be one of those Pleasant little attendants

In the brochure.

You mealy-mouthed Sacks of bird seed,

Fall in!

Maybe you should get A different brochure.

You slugs give moby dick A run for his blubber.

Isn't this delightful, Herb, dear?

Aren't these the Cutest wrist weights?

Aargh! Ooh!

Whew!

Half a push-up and I'm ready for a nap.

See you at the room.

Rule number one...

Unauthorized Cessation of exercise

Is strictly prohibited.

And I do mean strictly.

How do we figure out which Duck is darkwing duck?

Make sure everybody is where they Should be when they should be.

Whoever ain't there is darkwing.

This should be muddlefoot, herb.

No, that's duck... Darkwing duck.

Darkwing duck?

It's him!

The boss wants a Feather from him.

I didn't think you two Were self-employed.

Incapacitate him, flex.

Hate to beat and run,

But I think I'll pay Your boss a visit.

Come on, flex. We got to get that feather.

Drat! I forget to take off These stupid wrist weights.

Where did he go?

Over there.

But that's muddlefoot, herb.

Ow!

Darkwing is a Master of disguise.

Let's get him.

A body can take only So much punishment.

I'm busting out of this joint.

I got him, slim!

Ouch! That was me!

Hey, what's the big...

Ouch!

Come on, flex.

Let's give this to the Boss, pronto like.

Are they strict, or what?

I'm leaving.

The boss will be really Happy when he sees this.

The boss, eh?

Now my investigation Is nearly complete.

They'll lead me Straight to him...

Geronimo!

Unless I get sidetracked by Some stumbling suburbanite.

Yeeow!

[grrr]

Did I call that one?

Ha! I did, didn't I?

Easy, boy. Easy.

Oops.

Hmm. Guard dog.

Judging from its Teeth and saliva flow,

He doesn't like Being called d-u-m-b.

Hey, watch where you're...

The wrist weights.

The electric fence Welded them together.

We're stuck!

Move it, mr. Muddlefoot.

Never was good at climbing.

Binkie climbs the ladders.

Later, muddlefoot.

Later!

Oh, come on.

[crunch]

Yeeow!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Hey, I'm not dead.

It's a miracle.

I've waited a long Time for this moment.

Now, finally,

Eternal youth will be mine!

Feel any younger, boss?

[hiccup]

Ah, I feel like...

I feel like bowling.

You idiots brought Me the wrong feather!

Get me that antidote!

I can't take another Second in a body like this.

Get me the right feather!

So anyway, It's election night at the lodge,

And I'm running for President, see?

Naturally I vote for myself...

12 times!

And still I come in third.

Politics. Go figure.

Have I mentioned my family...

Binkie, tank, and honker?

20 times in 2 minutes.

Good. You'll love this story.

What it is...

That's it, boy. Get their scent.

That's right.

[grrr]

Then one time binkie Used double coupons

And got three free Cans of mackerel.

What was that?

Mackerel. It's a fish.

No, it's dogs.

They've set the dogs loose.

Run!

I hope binkie's ok.

She's probably Worried sick about me.

Oh, my, Isn't this just wonderful?

I haven't had a Manicure since...

Come to think of it,

I've never had a manicure.

Having just survived Such a nightmarish day,

I feel I'm entitled to know,

What's going on here?

You're about to find out.

Slim, the feather.

Hey, what are you...

Yeeow!

Hey, pal, That's private property,

And I mean private.

Thanks. It's just what I wanted.

I'd grown attached to it myself.

Sorry you had to Know about this.

You'll have to die now.

No offense, gramps,

But I can beat you

With one hand tied Behind my back.

Oh?

Ha! That's supposed to impress Me, jocko?

Ow! Ooh! Oh!

Is that available Over the counter?

You said something About beating me up?

Who, me?

Didn't crack a word.

I'm truly sorry I Have to kill you.

I'm not thrilled about The prospect myself.

I do hope you understand.

You know about my youth elixir,

And I don't want Anybody after it,

Not even my faithful retainers.

[squabbling]

You have a few last moments.

There's the timer,

So I can clear out.

This is madness.

You'll never get away with it.

Technically, he already has,

But I felt compelled to speak.

Poor binkie.

Getting blown up will Really ruin her day.

If you do a sit-up,

I can reach the ropes.

A sit-up?

Not if my life depended on it.

In case you've forgotten,

It does!

I guess it wouldn't hurt to try.

Aargh! Ooh!

Ow!

I was wrong...

It does hurt to try.

Look at your stomach, And pretend you're reaching

For a big, fat... Bad choice of words...

Nice, juicy hamburger.

Sorry.

I'm no use to you,

To binkie, or to anybody.

Think about binkie.

Do it for binkie!

Binkie!

I can't let binkie down!

I did it!

I hope I never have To do it again.

We've got to stop that old... Young... Geezer.

There's enough here To last me a lifetime,

Which, Considering I'm now immortal,

Could be quite a while.

Not so fast!

What? I thought you were dead.

You're too late, boys.

You can't stop me now.

Just watch me.

Hyah!

You forget, I'm not as old as I used to be.

This isn't quite What I had in mind.

Hey, leave him alone!

Uh, herb...

[cough cough cough]

You big meanie.

Look what you did.

That's what you get for Goofing around with nature.

Yeah, and we're telling.

There, I'm free.

Now I'll fix you, you bully.

[grrr]

Ow!

No fair! No fair!

The whatchamacallit, The antidote.

I got to get the antidote.

As soon as I drink This, I'll change back,

And then you'll be in big Trouble, duck.

How did you escape that locker?

I knew the combination,

But it won't be so easy for you.

Don't worry about him.

We'll get him later.

That elixir is ours now.

Chugga-chugga-chugga!

Coming through!

My youth elixir!

Gone! Boo-hoo!

It's not chocolate malted,

But drink this, muddlefoot.

Someone's been a Very naughty boy.

I didn't do it! I didn't do it!

I didn't do it! I didn't do it!

Maybe by the time you're out,

You'll be old enough to vote... Again.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Well, I just wanted to Say, uh, well...

After that bit with The bomb there...

What I mean is, Thank you for saving my life, herb.

Thanks, herb?

Darkwing duck said Thank you to me,

Ordinary old herb muddlefoot?

That has a nice ring to It, don't it?

Wait till binkie hears this.

She'll never believe...

Oh! In all the excitement,

I hope she's all right!

Pardon me, miss,

But I was looking for my...

Binkie?

Why, binkie,

You're prettier than A four-cheese pizza.

Oh, herb.

The things you say.

Ahem.

We have company.

Mallard!

Where you been, spud?

You'll never believe What happened to me,

But we got a 13-hour Drive ahead of us.

You can't begin to Imagine what went on.

It started like this...