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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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Move it, flex.
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We're almost done. Come on.
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Clearly the crafty criminals
Committing the crime wave.
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Ow! Ooh!
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Hoist me, so I can hoist it.
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The feather's all
The boss wants.
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The feather, slim?
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Why's this feather all he wants?
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It's the tail feather
Of mel the conqueror,
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Greatest hero of all time.
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Right, slim. I knew that.
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What's next?
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A stretch in the state pen.
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I'm the terror that
Flaps in the night.
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The key on the sardine
Can of justice.
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I am...
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Darkwing duck!
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So, my reputation exceeds me.
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Eradicate him, flex.
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Whoa!
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You threw away the
Goods, you nit.
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I love this.
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Oh, d.W.
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Launchpad's in imminent danger.
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My strict moral code
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Dictates a sidekick's
Life takes precedent.
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Besides,
Good help is hard to find.
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I don't like throwing
My weight around,
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But here's your daily
Requirement of iron.
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Flex, let's go while
The going's good.
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You got a backup plan, d.W.?
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A true hero always
Has a back-up plan...
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But sometimes they don't work.
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They escaped. Split.
Flew. Hightailed it.
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However,
As every crimefighter knows,
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Crooks always leave
Some clue behind...
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And I haven't got the
Slightest idea where.
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D.W.,
You're closer than you think.
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The barbell that
Barbarous baboon
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Bashed me with.
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I recognize that.
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It's from jock newbody's
Hale and hearty
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House of health.
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I think I'll pay the
Physically fit felons a visit
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In the guise of...
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Drake mallard,
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An average joe looking
To lose weight.
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I can't risk taking launchpad.
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No one can know
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I'm going to the hale and
Hearty house of health.
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Your secret's safe with us.
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The muddlefoots.
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It's no disgrace
Getting into shape,
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Is it, herb?
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Personally,
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I wouldn't be caught dead
At those flab-a-ramas,
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But the little lady...
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Found this lovely
Three-for-one coupon.
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This deal is
Positively criminal.
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Finish loading, herb.
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Yes, dear.
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Thanks for including us on
This wonderful idea, drake.
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Quiet.
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You want to make him mad?
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The man's 122 years old, right?
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We don't want to
Make him cranky,
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Do we?
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Wake him up the way
Your mother used to,
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Gently, caressingly.
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Ok, I can do that. Honest. Yeah.
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Wake up!
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What's the idea?
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I need 17 hours in my
Avocado and kiwi bath.
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Easy, jock.
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1 second of anger takes
10 minutes off your life.
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Peace in... Anger out.
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Boss,
We got everything on your list.
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Wonderful.
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At last I can begin.
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Is it ready, boss?
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Yeah, is it ready?
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Not quite!
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I've waited years
To complete this.
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I've tried everything
To extend my life.
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I almost have it.
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An elixir for immortality!
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A fountain of youth!
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It will be mine...
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When I get one final ingredient.
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What's that, boss?
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A single, solitary feather
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From a true and pure hero.
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Give me the feathered
Headdress from the museum.
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He couldn't get it.
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Couldn't get it?
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I'm all wrinkles,
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And you couldn't get
Me a simple feather?
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I hate wrinkles!
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It wasn't our fault.
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Darkwing duck was there.
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Darkwing duck?
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He knew our every move.
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Maybe he even followed us here.
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Really?
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Well, now, that's different.
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It is?
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Certainly.
Any hero's feather will do,
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Even a hero named darkwing duck.
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How about a little song?
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Ahem.
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♪ 99 bottles of
Milk on the wall ♪
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♪ 99 bottles of milk ♪
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I need a new line of work.
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Our son tank takes
After his grandfather.
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Here's a picture of
Him, just 6 months old,
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Taking after his grandfather.
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Good thing we got
That hacksaw away.
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Gramps never found
His wooden leg.
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Yeeow!
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But, slim, we're the bad guys.
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Darkwing duck should find us.
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If we don't get
Him for the boss,
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We're cooked.
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He'll probably be in disguise.
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Until we know who he is,
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We run the place normal
Like, ok?
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Ah, oh, well,
Breathe that mountain air.
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Yeah, it's not nearly so chunky
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As we got back home.
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I didn't think it was
Possible, flex,
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But this butterball's as
Fat as you are stupid.
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Ha ha. Yeah.
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You must be one of those
Pleasant little attendants
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In the brochure.
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You mealy-mouthed
Sacks of bird seed,
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Fall in!
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Maybe you should get
A different brochure.
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You slugs give moby dick
A run for his blubber.
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Isn't this delightful,
Herb, dear?
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Aren't these the
Cutest wrist weights?
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Aargh! Ooh!
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Whew!
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Half a push-up and
I'm ready for a nap.
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See you at the room.
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Rule number one...
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Unauthorized
Cessation of exercise
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Is strictly prohibited.
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And I do mean strictly.
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How do we figure out which
Duck is darkwing duck?
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Make sure everybody is where they
Should be when they should be.
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Whoever ain't there is darkwing.
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This should be muddlefoot, herb.
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No, that's duck...
Darkwing duck.
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Darkwing duck?
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It's him!
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The boss wants a
Feather from him.
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I didn't think you two
Were self-employed.
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Incapacitate him, flex.
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Hate to beat and run,
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But I think I'll pay
Your boss a visit.
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Come on, flex.
We got to get that feather.
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Drat! I forget to take off
These stupid wrist weights.
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Where did he go?
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Over there.
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But that's muddlefoot, herb.
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Ow!
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Darkwing is a
Master of disguise.
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Let's get him.
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A body can take only
So much punishment.
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I'm busting out of this joint.
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I got him, slim!
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Ouch! That was me!
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Hey, what's the big...
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Ouch!
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Come on, flex.
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Let's give this to the
Boss, pronto like.
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Are they strict, or what?
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I'm leaving.
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The boss will be really
Happy when he sees this.
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The boss, eh?
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Now my investigation
Is nearly complete.
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They'll lead me
Straight to him...
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Geronimo!
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Unless I get sidetracked by
Some stumbling suburbanite.
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Yeeow!
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[grrr]
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Did I call that one?
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Ha! I did, didn't I?
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Easy, boy. Easy.
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Oops.
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00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:14,249
Hmm. Guard dog.
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Judging from its
Teeth and saliva flow,
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He doesn't like
Being called d-u-m-b.
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Hey, watch where you're...
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The wrist weights.
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The electric fence
Welded them together.
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We're stuck!
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Move it, mr. Muddlefoot.
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Never was good at climbing.
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Binkie climbs the ladders.
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Later, muddlefoot.
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Later!
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Oh, come on.
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[crunch]
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Yeeow!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:03,874
Hey, I'm not dead.
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00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:06,208
It's a miracle.
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00:12:06,875 --> 00:12:11,708
I've waited a long
Time for this moment.
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Now, finally,
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Eternal youth will be mine!
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Feel any younger, boss?
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[hiccup]
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Ah, I feel like...
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I feel like bowling.
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You idiots brought
Me the wrong feather!
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Get me that antidote!
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I can't take another
Second in a body like this.
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Get me the right feather!
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00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:07,624
So anyway,
It's election night at the lodge,
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And I'm running for
President, see?
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Naturally I vote for myself...
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12 times!
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And still I come in third.
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Politics. Go figure.
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Have I mentioned my family...
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Binkie, tank, and honker?
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20 times in 2 minutes.
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Good. You'll love this story.
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What it is...
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That's it, boy. Get their scent.
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That's right.
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[grrr]
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Then one time binkie
Used double coupons
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And got three free
Cans of mackerel.
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What was that?
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Mackerel. It's a fish.
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No, it's dogs.
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They've set the dogs loose.
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Run!
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I hope binkie's ok.
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She's probably
Worried sick about me.
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00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,999
Oh, my,
Isn't this just wonderful?
272
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,707
I haven't had a
Manicure since...
273
00:14:05,708 --> 00:14:08,332
Come to think of it,
274
00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:11,458
I've never had a manicure.
275
00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:18,124
Having just survived
Such a nightmarish day,
276
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:21,082
I feel I'm entitled to know,
277
00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:23,332
What's going on here?
278
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:25,707
You're about to find out.
279
00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:27,333
Slim, the feather.
280
00:14:29,625 --> 00:14:31,624
Hey, what are you...
281
00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:32,750
Yeeow!
282
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,749
Hey, pal,
That's private property,
283
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,707
And I mean private.
284
00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:42,082
Thanks. It's just what I wanted.
285
00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:46,000
I'd grown attached to it myself.
286
00:14:56,708 --> 00:14:59,499
Sorry you had to
Know about this.
287
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,374
You'll have to die now.
288
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:02,832
No offense, gramps,
289
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:05,249
But I can beat you
290
00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:07,999
With one hand tied
Behind my back.
291
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,125
Oh?
292
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:29,625
Ha! That's supposed to impress
Me, jocko?
293
00:15:30,416 --> 00:15:33,707
Ow! Ooh! Oh!
294
00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:37,207
Is that available
Over the counter?
295
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:41,624
You said something
About beating me up?
296
00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:43,124
Who, me?
297
00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:45,291
Didn't crack a word.
298
00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:52,249
I'm truly sorry I
Have to kill you.
299
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:55,582
I'm not thrilled about
The prospect myself.
300
00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:58,708
I do hope you understand.
301
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:02,707
You know about my youth elixir,
302
00:16:02,708 --> 00:16:06,249
And I don't want
Anybody after it,
303
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:09,208
Not even my faithful retainers.
304
00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:12,207
[squabbling]
305
00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:15,290
You have a few last moments.
306
00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:16,832
There's the timer,
307
00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:19,290
So I can clear out.
308
00:16:19,291 --> 00:16:20,707
This is madness.
309
00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:23,582
You'll never get away with it.
310
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,582
Technically, he already has,
311
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:28,624
But I felt compelled to speak.
312
00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:30,290
Poor binkie.
313
00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:35,000
Getting blown up will
Really ruin her day.
314
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,999
If you do a sit-up,
315
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,457
I can reach the ropes.
316
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:43,874
A sit-up?
317
00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:47,374
Not if my life depended on it.
318
00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:49,374
In case you've forgotten,
319
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:50,957
It does!
320
00:16:50,958 --> 00:16:54,415
I guess it wouldn't hurt to try.
321
00:16:54,416 --> 00:16:56,708
Aargh! Ooh!
322
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,082
Ow!
323
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:00,499
I was wrong...
324
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,999
It does hurt to try.
325
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,874
Look at your stomach,
And pretend you're reaching
326
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:10,582
For a big, fat...
Bad choice of words...
327
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:12,125
Nice, juicy hamburger.
328
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:14,290
Sorry.
329
00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:16,582
I'm no use to you,
330
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:19,582
To binkie, or to anybody.
331
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:21,124
Think about binkie.
332
00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:23,457
Do it for binkie!
333
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:25,124
Binkie!
334
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:29,333
I can't let binkie down!
335
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:33,458
I did it!
336
00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:39,290
I hope I never have
To do it again.
337
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:44,083
We've got to stop that old...
Young... Geezer.
338
00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:48,707
There's enough here
To last me a lifetime,
339
00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:51,165
Which,
Considering I'm now immortal,
340
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:53,124
Could be quite a while.
341
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:55,207
Not so fast!
342
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:58,415
What? I thought you were dead.
343
00:17:58,416 --> 00:18:00,457
You're too late, boys.
344
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:03,165
You can't stop me now.
345
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:06,166
Just watch me.
346
00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:08,583
Hyah!
347
00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:16,708
You forget,
I'm not as old as I used to be.
348
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:21,207
This isn't quite
What I had in mind.
349
00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:24,249
Hey, leave him alone!
350
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,708
Uh, herb...
351
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:35,207
[cough cough cough]
352
00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:36,624
You big meanie.
353
00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:38,749
Look what you did.
354
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:43,207
That's what you get for
Goofing around with nature.
355
00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:45,583
Yeah, and we're telling.
356
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:52,749
There, I'm free.
357
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:56,166
Now I'll fix you, you bully.
358
00:18:58,583 --> 00:19:00,624
[grrr]
359
00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:01,625
Ow!
360
00:19:01,626 --> 00:19:05,250
No fair! No fair!
361
00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:08,624
The whatchamacallit,
The antidote.
362
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:11,165
I got to get the antidote.
363
00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:15,707
As soon as I drink
This, I'll change back,
364
00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:19,874
And then you'll be in big
Trouble, duck.
365
00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:22,957
How did you escape that locker?
366
00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:24,999
I knew the combination,
367
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:29,750
But it won't be so easy for you.
368
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:33,582
Don't worry about him.
369
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:35,582
We'll get him later.
370
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:38,458
That elixir is ours now.
371
00:19:39,291 --> 00:19:41,290
Chugga-chugga-chugga!
372
00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:43,000
Coming through!
373
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:56,707
My youth elixir!
374
00:19:56,708 --> 00:19:59,250
Gone! Boo-hoo!
375
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,249
It's not chocolate malted,
376
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:13,500
But drink this, muddlefoot.
377
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:25,832
Someone's been a
Very naughty boy.
378
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:29,832
I didn't do it! I didn't do it!
379
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:33,624
I didn't do it! I didn't do it!
380
00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:35,290
Maybe by the time you're out,
381
00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:38,290
You'll be old enough to vote...
Again.
382
00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:41,165
Youth is wasted on the young.
383
00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:45,082
Well, I just wanted to
Say, uh, well...
384
00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:48,582
After that bit with
The bomb there...
385
00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:54,583
What I mean is,
Thank you for saving my life, herb.
386
00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:57,207
Thanks, herb?
387
00:20:57,208 --> 00:21:00,707
Darkwing duck said
Thank you to me,
388
00:21:00,708 --> 00:21:02,707
Ordinary old herb muddlefoot?
389
00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:07,249
That has a nice ring to
It, don't it?
390
00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,707
Wait till binkie hears this.
391
00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:11,332
She'll never believe...
392
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:13,624
Oh! In all the excitement,
393
00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:16,583
I hope she's all right!
394
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:24,999
Pardon me, miss,
395
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,957
But I was looking for my...
396
00:21:27,958 --> 00:21:28,958
Binkie?
397
00:21:28,959 --> 00:21:30,457
Why, binkie,
398
00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:34,832
You're prettier than
A four-cheese pizza.
399
00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:36,290
Oh, herb.
400
00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:39,000
The things you say.
401
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:41,166
Ahem.
402
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:42,582
We have company.
403
00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:44,165
Mallard!
404
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:46,165
Where you been, spud?
405
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:49,707
You'll never believe
What happened to me,
406
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:55,708
But we got a 13-hour
Drive ahead of us.
407
00:21:56,958 --> 00:22:00,749
You can't begin to
Imagine what went on.
408
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:04,000
It started like this...
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