Original subtitles

♪ daring duck of mystery ♪

♪ champion of right ♪

♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪

♪ darkwing of the night ♪

♪ somewhere some Villain schemes ♪

♪ but his number's up ♪

3, 2, 1!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous.

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Darkwing, darkwing duck!

♪ a cloud of smoke And he appears ♪

♪ the master of surprise ♪

♪ who's that cunning Mind behind ♪

♪ the shadowy disguise ♪

♪ nobody knows for sure ♪

♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪

♪ here comes ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Look out!

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ you better watch Out, you bad boys ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪♪

[awooo!]

[awooo!]

There it goes again. Let's go home.

I'm getting the heebie jeebies.

Would you relax?

It's more baffling Than our phone bill...

Iguanas swiping olives,

Black cats stealing onions.

The whole city's weird.

And it's getting weirder!

[brakes screech]

[awooo!] [awooo!]

Hold onto your goggles.

We're following those delusions.

What? Are you crazy?

Did I say that?

Ooh! Why do I always Hit the lights?

They're going to get away.

Uh, gee, that's too bad.

This is the longest Light in history!

Ho ho!

That looks promising.

Aah!

Anchovies?

Why would bats want anchovies?

M-maybe they're worried About cholesterol.

That's no excuse for stealing.

Let's grab 'em!

I gotta touch 'em?

Our weight will be Too much for them.

Now what?

Shake it away from them.

Aah! Aah!

[splash]

Did I miss something?

Where was the off-ramp that Said, "The twilight zone"?

Oh, no!

Pepperoni?

Excellent! Now come.

It's time we went home.

How's about we call it a Night, d.W.?

Sorry. I couldn't sleep Without cracking this case.

After this case I'll never sleep

Or turn out the lights!

Olives, anchovies, pepperoni...

What do they have in common?

Pizza!

Suddenly, I gotta have pizza.

Whoa!

[crash]

You're a genius!

Some fiend is filching Pizza toppings!

That's the connection!

Heck if I know why.

Maybe he's hungry, too.

Let's stop at pizza pierre's.

Not a chance.

The only toppings left

Are green peppers and mushrooms.

We'll catch that condiment Creep in the act!

I'll take mushrooms.

It's time to divide and conquer!

If I stopped for a Pizza, he'd never know.

Don't bet on it!

Rats.

Funny place to build a condo.

This is the address,

"Mccawber mushrooms unlimited,."

The only mushrooms in town.

Perfect weather for putting Crooks in the cooler.

Very interesting Weather we're having.

Yeow!

Very interesting.

Nobody should be working At this time of night

Except pizza crooks.

I hate that.

Like I haven't seen this In a million movies.

Aha!

Eck! Ack! Ugh! Er!

O.K., fine.

The lighted room was in front...

Here!

Huh?

Obviously done with mirrors.

Anyway, I've got a crook to catch!

Aah!

Oh-hoy.

I'll retrace my steps.

Aah!

Intriguing architecture.

I must get the name of the Designer so I can hurt him.

I've had it with this house.

The pizza fiend is Trying to psych me out.

Well, darkwing duck

Is the master of Psychological warfare.

I am the terror that...

Flaps... In the night?

This is a director's meeting.

I don't believe You were invited!

Uh, well, no, I wasn't invited per se.

I saw the light and...

Was only trying to help.

You'll have to Excuse my associates.

They're such teases.

Really, darling, You're such a party pooper.

We weren't gonna hurt him

Much!

Good evening. I'm morgana mccawber,

The president of Mccawber's mushrooms.

Nice to meet you, mr...

Dingwing dork.

Er, duckwing...

Duck... Duck... Duck...

Darkwing duck,

At your service.

What an unusual name,

But then you seem very unusual.

I like that.

[gulp]

We're having an Emergency meeting

Regarding the pizza Topping thefts.

Pizza toppings? You knew that?

Well, I, uh... Deduced it.

She deduced it!

My kind of woman.

Isn't it peculiar to Hold a meeting so late?

I enjoy the night.

Sun is so harsh on my skin.

I'm sort of a creature Of the night myself.

We have much in Common, darkwing.

Let me show you around.

I should get back...

Wait!

I could check your security.

I'd love to see your operation.

Shall we?

Ha ha ha ha!

Morgana's caught herself One chunk of a duck!

I hope there's Enough to go around.

I don't like it. He cost us the anchovies.

If he gets too Close, I say we...

Exactly.

There's more fungus In your little finger

Than in most people's heads.

You must know everything About mushrooms.

Thank you, dark.

Perhaps we could Get together again.

I could discuss spores And slime molds.

I'd like that.

Sort of.

I'm sure you must get back to Your exciting investigation.

No!

I have to protect you...

Uh, the mushrooms.

Oh, that's really...

Yes?

Impossible.

The others are...

Sensitive about outsiders.

We'll be just fine,

I promise.

O.K.

[launchpad] darkwing duck! Come in, d.W.!

I could really use a hand!

The ratcatcher's radio!

He's trouble, morgana.

The board wants him... Disposed of.

Use this, darling.

One smooch of my lip Potion and he's...

Ancient history!

I'm sure I won't need it.

He's already eating Out of my hand.

If I need to get rid of him,

I prefer the old-fashioned way.

Hee hee hee!

Yes, granny, Something like that.

Launchpad?

I'm in trouble, d.W.

big trouble!

Hurry, d.W.!

I'm about to know

What a fly feels like.

C'mon, guys. You don't want me.

Aren't there any Flies in your parlor?

Who needs flies

When we can have a Nice juicy launchpad?

Ha ha ha ha!

Hang in there, launchpad!

Don't worry.

I'll be here.

Stop him!

Gaah!

Gee, I was hoping we Could skip dinner.

And now, my friends, It's time to feast!

You'll do nothing of the kind!

The others will not be pleased.

They are not in charge.

Darkwing duck is mine.

[morgana] Ahem!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Nice manicure. Thanks!

Don't mention it.

Morgana, what are... Hey!

Not so fast, You arrogant arachnids!

[coughing]

Whoa! Pretty impressive.

Bug spray?

Smog.

Oh, the poor dears!

Huh?

[coughing]

Are you all right?

This girl doesn't Get out enough.

Morgana, that thing's dangerous!

It is not.

He's just an itty bitty spider.

They're very sweet.

Really?

But aren't they... Venomous?

Only a little.

Morgana's really something,

Isn't she, launchpad?

I'll say.

Something different.

She's crazy about me.

You saw how she looks at me.

Like a snake looks At its dinner.

Yeah, see? The poor kid's lovestruck.

Launchpad.

What are you doing?

Getting your attention.

You're a hero, not a romeo.

How'd your creepy girlfriend

Know where I was?

Morgana's not cree... Wait a minute.

How did she know?

Here's something... An accident.

What could squeeze Milk trucks dry?

Is this related to our case?

It isn't weird enough.

Milk doesn't go on pizza.

It does when it becomes cheese.

Is this weird enough for ya?

Bad case of gas.

[burp]

I know her!

She was at morgana's.

You've been making all Sorts of swell friends.

Let's go.

Smell that? It's pizza!

Just as I thought.

This is the hideout Of the topping thief.

These are really coming along

Quite nicely.

Looks pretty bland to me.

Drop it, nero.

There's no market for Grub-and-cockroach pizza.

Morgana's being cheated

By her board of directors!

Well, I say it's terror-time.

I am the terror that Flaps in the night.

I am the onion that Stings in your eyes!

I am darkwing duck!

Oh, goody.

Hold it right there, renfield.

You've been robbing the City of pizza toppings

So you can grow these Mushroom aberrations.

Hey, d.W. This thing Smells just like a pizza!

It tastes like it, too.

A perfect pizza every time

With no manufacturing costs.

We'll corner the pizza industry!

As soon as we

Get rid of you!

[burp]

Traitors... Doing this to poor morgana!

Poor morgana? Poor us!

We'll soon be fungus food!

He's right. I'm just fine.

Sorry, darkwing. You shouldn't have gotten involved.

I never wanted this.

Sounds kinda final, doesn't it?

S-s-so much for Long-term relationships.

D.W., I'm sorry your Girlfriend's a fiendish,

Blood-sucking creature From the netherworld.

Nobody's doing Any blood-sucking.

She's just... Misguided.

I know I could convince Her to see the light.

I hate light, darkwing.

It's so... Ew...

Healthy!

Come on, morgana, You can change.

You're really not An evil person.

An evil person, no.

An evil businesswoman, yes.

They're two separate things.

Sorry. Dishonest is dishonest.

Period,fini, end of discussions,

End of hope.

Oh, darkwing, If you insist on having principles,

Our relationship is doomed.

Isn't that the truth.

Uncle nero, they're not

Your personal snacks!

The board is concerned That your management style

Has grown soft.

That's not your concern.

Darkwing has potential.

He's a creature of the night.

Let's make him one of us.

D.W.!

Snap out of it!

We needn't get rid of him.

Just his friend.

What?

Darkwing, Throw launchpad to the fungus.

Whew! Is that all?

I can risk getting Athlete's foot.

Aah!

Those things are carnivorous!

An unfortunate side effect.

Ooh!

All right, d.W.!

That's using my head.

That won't stop them.

To the street!

Right. Uh, could you...

Could, uh...

How do you do that?

That's the last straw!

I vote we remove Morgana as chairperson.

I second it.

Silly darlings, Let our pets do it.

Sic 'em, boys!

We'll have to hurry If we want leftovers.

You switched the lipstick.

I wanted you to Stay because of me,

Not because you were a zombie.

Swell. Now what?

That mushroom mob is coming!

To the kitchen! We need butter.

Take it to the roof.

Outside!

Oh, no!

What?

I need lightning!

Oh, is that all?

Uh... Uh, thanks.

Now, quick, out of the way.

Over here, you spore brains!

Darkwing duck is not So easily caught.

Whoa!

Got your butter, d.W.

This place is weird!

Later, launchpad!

Throw the butter At the mushrooms!

Mmm! Yum! Yum!

It's not working. They're not slipping!

They're not supposed to.

Hope I'm lucky as ben franklin!

Wow. Sauteed pizza mushrooms.

Hoo-hoo!

Morgana's onto something.

You've destroyed Years of research!

That was our entire crop!

You'll regret this!

Oh, no! Aah!

Light!

Ohh!

Help me! Aah!

Mushrooms?

They were...

Mushrooms?

Another unfortunate side effect.

Your storm saved our lives,

But I have to turn You over to the police

As the pizza topping thief.

Oh, dark, I'm afraid that won't be possible.

Oh, morgana, don't be like this.

Whoa!

Hold on, d.W.!

I really can't stay,

But I'm sure we'll meet again.

[kiss]

Goodbye, dark.

Goodbye, morg.

Women... Now ya see 'em, now ya don't.