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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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[baa]
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[moo]
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Oh, wow!
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A meteor!
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Hiya, honk.
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I was just coming up
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To share my ice cream with ya.
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Aw, tank...
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It was an accident.
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What was that?
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You wanted a double scoop?
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Coming right up.
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Ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha!
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coming up on pelican's island!
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Dad, I... I saw...
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On fire...
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And then crash...
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Falling...
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Meteor on fire!
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This is the one where pelican
Gets his flippers caught
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In the combine harvester!
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Mom!
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Mom!
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What do you think?
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Would maraschino
Cherries be too much?
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I... I saw a meteor!
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Meatier?
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You want more meat?
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You don't think this
Is enough pot roast?
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What? Make it quick.
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I've got important business.
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Uh... Fireball!
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Fireball! How blind I've been.
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If you throw a fireball
While you jump,
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It kills dart boy.
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B-but meteor!
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Meteor's on the first level.
Jump that.
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Gosalyn, I just saw a...
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How do you like my
New burglar trap?
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I saw a meteor
Crash in the hills!
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Oh!
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Vanilla.
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Tank on the warpath again?
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As always.
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Stand up to people.
Show some guts.
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I'm afraid tank will do
The showing with my guts.
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All set.
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Aliens!
We got to check this out.
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Aliens?
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Barrada, report.
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The gerdist bomb created
A main drive meltdown
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Which could destruct
At any minute.
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It affected all systems,
Including communications.
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It appears we're stuck
On this backwater planet.
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Those gerdist revolutionaries
Are an insufferable nuisance.
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When we return,
I'll order them all debrimmed!
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Check this out!
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Four stomachs.
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How dare you take a
Larger host than I?
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Mega-pardon,
Prince of a thousand planets.
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No insult meant.
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Ahh, much better.
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Aw, only one?
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We must find a
Communication center
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To summon help.
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Those revolutionaries will learn
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No one opposes the mighty flarg!
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I will...
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[clunk]
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Try some, your worshipfulness.
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An eyesore with a touch of rust.
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I expect you to pay
Attention while I speak.
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But I'm hungry, flarg.
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"But I'm hungry, flarg."
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You're always hungry!
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Silence!
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[engine whirs]
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Powered flight.
This planet may not be
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As backwater as we thought.
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Then again...
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Do we have to wear these?
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Of course. There's nothing
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Plasma-sucking space monsters
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Love more than a
Nice tender brain.
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Aw, don't worry,
Little honkster.
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She's pulling your leg.
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There haven't been any
Plasma-suckers in this quadrant
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Since centaurans overran
Galactic sector delta-q.
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Centaurans overran
Galactic sector delta-q?
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Why didn't I know?
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You're to keep me informed!
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It's not a meteor!
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Mighty glorbs!
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Look at that one's
Cranial capacity!
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What about its stomach capacity?
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Metallic...
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No seams...
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No rocket boosters.
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It might be... Oh!
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It has to be!
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It's a real spaceship!
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Looks like a hatbox to me.
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We found a real spaceship
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With maybe real aliens?
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We're going to be rich!
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Aah!
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Thought you were an alien.
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Nice hat.
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Oh! Wait! What about...
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Honker!
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Are you o.K.?
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No broken bones.
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Hey, nice hat.
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Take your hands
Off my personage!
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Huh?
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Huh?
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Oh, I mean...
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I'm... I'm fine.
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[explosion]
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There won't be
Anything left to sell.
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Or eat.
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You said something?
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You can't take them as hosts
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Until they remove those helmets.
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Well, not much,
But at least it's something.
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It's getting late.
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Time to skedaddle.
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Eat leaping fireball, dart boy.
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Hey, dad,
Aliens crash-landed on earth!
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We almost got the spaceship, then...
Kaboom!
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I saved this.
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This isn't from outer space.
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And who made you resident expert
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On substances of
Nonterrestrial origin, hmm?
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Well, I certainly know...
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When did he become
Mr. Motormouth?
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Stupid hat, too.
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Oh, no! It's the whiffle boy!
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No!
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Like he's not going to
Sit on my head again.
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Carelessly crushed
By the colossal kid.
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At least I managed to
Signal moonbase this time.
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Moonbase? This one seems to know
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About interstellar
Communication.
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We must take him.
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I'm going over to
Honker's house.
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I'll be right back.
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I'll just sit here and
Let the whiffle boy
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Use me as a punching
Bag or maybe take a nap.
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Honker, you missed dinner.
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Oh, I, uh...
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Honker saw a meteor
That was a spaceship...
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Never mind.
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I'll make you a plate later.
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How about some fresh cookies?
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Oh, thanks, mrs. Muddlefoot.
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You call this food?
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Where's the metal?
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Metal?
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Oh, dear. Did I forget metal?
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Maybe he means iron.
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Everyone is getting
So health conscious.
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Hi, mr. Muddlefoot.
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Tv trouble again?
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Oh, hi, gosalyn.
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Yeah, dadblamed tv made
Me miss pelican's island.
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Ahh!
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A snack tray.
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Honk, could you pass
Me the crescent wrench?
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Gotta go.
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This won't fit a 7/16 nut.
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What's the hurry, honknose?
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You dare impede my passing?
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Huh?
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Remove yourself!
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Why, I'm gonna...
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Ah! A devotee of galfrian
Galactic digit fighting, eh?
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[cuckoo cuckoo]
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And I told him to
Show some guts.
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When did you learn that?
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Can you teach me?
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That was way cool. Ninja, huh?
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Where you getting these hats?
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Nice eyes, though.
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Eyes? You're aliens!
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Bingo.
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That oughta stop any
Mind-suckers from space.
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Oh, dad, honker's got a
Thing from the spaceship...
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Oh, really?
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Oh, no!
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No!
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What's wrong?
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Nothing. Uh, nothing.
Nothing's wrong.
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No brain-sucking aliens here.
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One of these...
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Something wrong, flarg?
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Don't be insolent with
Me, barrada.
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Sir, I was only...
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Find the girl. She knows.
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No brain-snarfing
Alien's taking my planet.
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[humming]
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♪ do do dee oh do ♪♪
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Nothing like tinkering with
The old thunderquack to relax.
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Hyah!
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Ooh!
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Hey, watch it!
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Gosalyn!
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O.K., you're clean.
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Gee, you never cared about
My fashion sense before.
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Whew!
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Is your hat an alien?
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No. It was made here.
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No, I mean, oh,
You're not going to believe this.
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I don't believe it.
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Told you you wouldn't.
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[barrada] I've searched
This creature's memory.
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It has access to
Technology we can use.
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Does it know interstellar
Communication?
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This one can't even
Kill whiffle boy.
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I don't see anything
Weird about them.
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Shh! Watch!
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Just what is the delay?
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You're right. D.W. Would never
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Wear a hat that clashes.
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You look ridiculous.
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You're jealous of the cape.
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What was that?
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His brain tells me this
Is the correct attire.
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Besides, get a load of this.
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[whistles]
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Well,
What's a nice klorn like you
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Doing on a planet like this?
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Actually, it's only a husk.
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What a waste. These barbarians.
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We must leave this rock.
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What if they take
Dad and honker?
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Well, they'll chalk up
Frequent flyer miles.
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Just kidding, gosalyn.
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We'll find a way to free them,
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Or I'll go down trying.
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This pinpoints a transmitter
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Capable of contacting home.
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Cape canard air base.
I'll get coordinates.
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I cannot wait to leave.
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Although I can certainly
Recommend the cuisine here.
275
00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:27,165
Nikto,
Have pride in your appearance.
276
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,832
You're a royal guardsman.
277
00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:32,750
Clean yourself up at once.
278
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:34,458
Ah... Ah...
279
00:14:34,459 --> 00:14:36,458
Ah-choo!
280
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:40,957
Oh, what's going on?
281
00:14:40,958 --> 00:14:43,832
What was that?
282
00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:47,707
I don't know.
Every neuron blew at once.
283
00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:49,457
Idiot!
284
00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:51,124
It was dust.
285
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:54,582
Come on.
We'll make them all sneeze.
286
00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:58,749
Good thing drake isn't
Much of a housekeeper.
287
00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:00,499
Ah... Ah...
288
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,500
No!
289
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,457
Choo!
290
00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:05,875
The pilot. Get him!
291
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,958
That little girl's up there.
292
00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:15,874
Never mind her.
Let's phone home.
293
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:19,874
Once we make contact,
My followers will get us,
294
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:24,750
Then I'll crush the insolent
Rebels who stranded us.
295
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,874
Hey, where's your clearance?
296
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:39,374
You can't leave that here.
297
00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:41,333
So arrest me.
298
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:55,083
This could be harder
Than I thought.
299
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,207
[door opens]
300
00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:01,415
[gasp]
301
00:16:01,416 --> 00:16:03,958
[munching]
302
00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:12,249
What are you eating now?
303
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:15,082
Just this.
304
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:18,749
It's a lock for a fission bomb.
305
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:21,249
Where did you get this?
306
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:23,165
Down the hall.
307
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:25,208
Show me.
308
00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:29,999
[maniacal laugh]
309
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,874
Suddenly, this planet is
A lot more interesting.
310
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:36,374
With this kind of firepower
311
00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:39,290
And backup from the home planet,
312
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:42,207
Adding this world to my empire
313
00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:44,957
Is child's play.
314
00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:47,583
Prepare the missiles to fire.
315
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:54,707
All right. It's showtime.
316
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:56,165
Oh, no!
317
00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:59,457
Not the reruns, too!
318
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:01,457
Hey, wait a minute.
319
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:04,832
It's honker.
320
00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:07,999
People of earth,
I'm the high potentate
321
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,624
Of a thousand planets
In the delphonic nebula.
322
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:14,957
I'm offering you
A generous gift.
323
00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:17,207
Total world domination by me.
324
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:20,999
Refuse this present,
And my crew and I
325
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,707
Will vaporize your cities
With nuclear weapons.
326
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:26,249
Wow! World domination.
327
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:29,832
I knew that kid would go places.
328
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:35,207
To think our honker could
Soon be ruling the planet.
329
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:38,332
You'll have to give
Him the bigger bedroom.
330
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,290
Aw, no!
331
00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:43,749
Your governments have
15 minutes to surrender.
332
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:45,957
I'll slow them down.
333
00:17:45,958 --> 00:17:47,957
Don't keep me waiting.
334
00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:49,582
Ohh...
335
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:54,499
Well, I hope it works
Out for the little tyke.
336
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,082
What went wrong?
337
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,458
Have you been snacking?
338
00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:00,832
It's the girl.
339
00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:03,957
Interfering biped!
340
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,332
I want my audience.
341
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:08,624
Atomize a few cities.
342
00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:10,707
It'll give us credibility.
343
00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:14,500
I'll take care of the kid.
344
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:25,207
There's no point.
345
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:28,124
You'll escape only
To be vaporized
346
00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:29,957
With everyone else.
347
00:18:29,958 --> 00:18:34,290
I hate to do this to your
Body, honker,
348
00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:36,332
But I'll beat you.
349
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:39,999
Oh, I am going to enjoy this.
350
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:44,416
Let go of my pal, brainsucker.
351
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:56,999
Hey, derbyface,
Eat pepper and die.
352
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,457
What kind of stupid trick?
353
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:00,999
Oh, no! No!
354
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:01,958
Ah... Ah...
355
00:19:01,959 --> 00:19:04,166
Ah... Ah-choo!
356
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:09,500
Honker!
357
00:19:09,501 --> 00:19:10,999
Gosalyn?
358
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:16,582
It was horrible.
I had to do whatever he wanted.
359
00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:18,957
I was worse than tank.
360
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:22,707
Looks like flarg will
Miss the missile launch.
361
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:26,999
You know how much he likes
Planetary destruction.
362
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,749
We can waste a couple
Of orbital colonies
363
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,874
On the way home.
364
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:35,374
Hold it there, alien slime.
365
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,999
Time for hay fever.
366
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,957
Toss the pepper bomb.
367
00:19:38,958 --> 00:19:42,457
The lid's stuck.
Use the pepper shakers.
368
00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:47,583
No, I don't think that
Will be necessary.
369
00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:50,458
Who's the mega-wimp now?
370
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:54,749
I got to get help.
371
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:58,207
Time to show some guts.
372
00:19:58,208 --> 00:20:01,374
Um, uh, stop it right here.
373
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:03,207
Please.
374
00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:07,374
Not again.
If you're hoping to be my host,
375
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:09,582
I like this body better.
376
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,457
It has more backbone.
377
00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:17,124
That's fine. I just brought
A snack for nikto. Here.
378
00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:20,582
Oh, boy! Aluminum!
379
00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:21,707
Don't!
380
00:20:21,708 --> 00:20:23,874
Ah... Ah...
381
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:27,000
Ah-choo!
382
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:34,749
When the whiffle boy
Sits on your head,
383
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:36,165
He means business.
384
00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:37,166
[alarm]
385
00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:40,000
The missiles are launching.
386
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,708
Oh, no!
387
00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:47,458
What?
388
00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:58,082
They won't take earth
Without a fight.
389
00:20:58,083 --> 00:21:00,249
No, wait!
390
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:03,582
They could've destroyed
Us like the missiles.
391
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:04,749
No, honker!
392
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:06,874
It is all right.
393
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:10,874
I'm klattu 2,
The leader of the revolutionaries.
394
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:14,624
We'll take flarg the
Terrible to stand trial.
395
00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:19,124
A thousand worlds across
The galaxy owe you thanks.
396
00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:22,999
Don't mention it.
T'weren't nothing.
397
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000
Maybe for you.
398
00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:30,707
I guess they'll spread the word.
399
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:33,624
Any aliens come
Nosing around earth,
400
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:38,874
They'll have to deal with honker
Muddlefoot, galactic scumkicker!
401
00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:42,458
Ah... Ah-choo!
402
00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:48,415
Sorry the world domination
Thing didn't work out.
403
00:21:48,416 --> 00:21:51,374
But we learn from our mistakes.
404
00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:53,457
Better luck next time.
405
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:54,874
Tough luck, dufus.
406
00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:57,290
This one's mine.
407
00:21:57,291 --> 00:21:59,375
Ohh...
408
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:05,375
I, uh, I...
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