Original subtitles

♪ daring duck of mystery ♪

♪ champion of right ♪

♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪

♪ darkwing of the night ♪

♪ somewhere some Villain schemes ♪

♪ but his number's up ♪

3, 2, 1!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous.

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Darkwing, darkwing duck!

♪ cloud of smoke And he appears ♪

♪ the master of surprise ♪

♪ who's that cunning Mind behind ♪

♪ the shadowy disguise ♪

♪ nobody knows for sure ♪

♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪

♪ here comes ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Look out!

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ you better watch Out, you bad boys ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪♪

I am afraid our Operative in oilrabia

Has met with some, Uh, difficulty.

Difficulty?

In what way, gryzlikoff?

Uh... He's dead.

What? That's two dozen in two weeks!

Do you know what a morale Problem that creates?

How did he die?

He was burned.

Was it possibly an accident?

In the desert?

I suppose that Suggests foul play.

F-o-w-l.

A fiendish organization For world larceny.

Our shush agents can Handle almost anything,

Except this.

I'm going to call...

Please, do not call...

Darkwing duck!

I hoped his name Wouldn't come up.

I only hope he Gets this message.

Hmm, I am hating it When that happens.

Come on, launchpad.

Don't blow it.

Mess up, and you're doomed.

Everything depends On your next move.

I am the terror who Flaps in the night.

Now I'll never know who won.

Hey, d.W., where you hiding?

I am the spider who Nips at your neck.

Yoohay!

I am darkwing duck!

Whoa!

Nice trick, d.W.

Another fiendishly clever device

Calculated to pound fear

Into superstitious and Cowardly criminal minds.

Pretty cool, huh?

I'll say. Can I try?

Is this how you control it?

No!

[crash]

Heh-heh.

Guess I, uh, Wasn't supposed to touch that.

No, you weren't.

I'm sorry, d.W.,

But I never get a chance

To use your darkwing doohickeys.

My gadgets are strictly f.H.O.,

For heroes only.

Not for their sidekicks.

Hey, no problemo. I can be a hero.

You, a hero?

Don't be ridiculous!

A hero does the undoable,

Risks the unriskable,

And thinks the unthinkable.

Huh, big deal!

I can go for weeks Without thinking.

I know.

[ding dong]

Aha! A communique From shush central.

Must need a hero's expertise.

Let me see. We got to get off at...

Shush suspects f.O.W.L. Is after oilrabia's plush oil reserves!

And once again,

Darkwing duck is Summoned to fight

The nefarious forces of evil!

We leave immediately!

Get the bags.

Uh, launchpad?

The bags?

Is there anything wrong?

If I'm not good enough to be a hero. Go alone.

Uh-oh.

I need you to fly The thunderquack.

You're the hero. You fly it.

I never learned.

Too bad. I'm not flying

Unless I get to do heroic stuff.

All right. Just this once,

You can be the hero.

Let's go, sidekick.

We got a case to face.

Uh, ahem, the bags?

Darkwing duck, a mere sidekick.

We'll see how heroic flyboy is

When real trouble starts.

That's oilrabia all right.

That plateau makes it Impervious to attack.

Shields her, too.

Set her down easy, launchpad.

As always.

[crash]

Whoa!

Make that a darkwing ditto!

Hold it there, big fella.

I'll handle this.

No can do, d.W.

Everyone knows the hero Always gets the girl...

And I'm the hero.

A promise is a promise.

I gotta take flying lessons.

[ticking]

Wait. I don't own a watch!

Must be a clock somewhere.

Aah!

[tick tock]

It's a megablaster fission bomb,

With swiss movement timing

And optional radials.

Steady, darkwing.

One wrong move,

And we'll be coating the walls.

Let's see... The red wire is the triggering...

Step aside, And let a hero do his job.

There. That wasn't hard at all.

But, but... You didn't even follow directions.

Finally, Shush has sent us an agent

Capable of helping my country.

A true hero.

Hey, it was nothing, really.

I'll say. Nothing but dumb luck.

Don't mind me.

Just looking for the Non-smoking section.

[creak]

The attacks on our oil Fields grow more audacious,

And oil is all we have.

Don't worry. We'll leave after lunch.

This feast should Be in my honor,

But I had to find a Sidekick with ambitions.

Oh, please!

Ahem.

Dear princess, Put all your fears aside.

I shall lead the expedition

To determine any Threat to your kingdom.

You? But are you not Just the psychic?

An unfortunate and very Temporary misunderstanding.

But launchpad promised he Would lead the expedition.

He is a hero.

He is not, not, not!

I'm the brains here. I am darkwing...

Duck!

Ha ha ha!

What a whimsical fellow!

He must keep your Adventures amusing.

Oh, yeah. D.W.'s a barrel of laughs.

[crash]

Oh, boy. The princess sure knows

How to travel in style.

How's it going back there?

Just ducky, hero.

The body of the last Shush agent is just ahead.

How many agents Must we exterminate

Before shush gets the message?

Way, hey, hey. Can it be?

It looks like my Favorite playmate,

The old darkwing dofus himself.

Well...

I'll send him a little gift

From steelbeak's welcome wagon.

A sandstorm,

But from where?

Great danger! We must take cover!

Launchpad!

[humming]

Launchpad, come back here!

Whoa!

Whoa! Good brakes!

Ok, ok, you can ride with me.

I'm coming, d.W.!

I'm coming!

Gotcha.

There was nothing we could Do, princess.

Launchpad has been Lost in the storm.

He was trying to save His funny little friend.

Do not worry.

Launchpad will not Fail our people.

True heroes can Overcome any adversity,

And launchpad is a true hero.

Well, hero, what do we do now?

What I always do When I'm lost...

Find the nearest gas station.

There ought to be one around here, uh... Somewhere.

The pitiless sun

Pounds our parched, Panting protagonist,

But still darkwing Duck presses forward,

Hoping to put off The inescapable...

Great chance to catch some Rays, d.W.

Have you lost your mind?

Why? I'm using a sun screen.

Don't you understand?

We're going to die...

Shriveling in the Merciless glare of the sun

Until we're a pitiful Pile of duck jerky.

[gasping]

Not to worry.

They've sent in the navy.

Sure. Like they'll sail up in the...

Desert?

The question is... What are they doing here?

F.O.W.L. Egg men.

They're building a whole fleet.

From the looks of Things, I surmise...

Doesn't the hero Do the surmising?

Ok, ok. So what do you surmise?

Beats me. What about you?

I surmise...

We take a closer look.

Glad I consulted you.

We must be like the cat...

Treading soundlessly, With complete control.

You think anyone heard that?

I'd say it was a strong maybe.

It's no use.

You jump while I hold them off.

No. I'm the hero. You jump.

Uhh! Quicksand?

Uh-oh.

Something tells me this is Where the plot thickens.

So I says to myself,

"What's the adventure

If we don't invite The comedy relief?"

How you doing, ducks?

Gee, steelbeak, good to see ya.

That means you're Not behind my back.

Still racking up the Popularity points?

You're the guy who's building The ships in the desert.

Oh, he's good. He deserves a promotion.

I got one already.

I'm the hero.

Launchpad, not now!

Well, I am.

Don't listen to him. Touch of sunstroke.

Good help is hard to find.

So, before we get to The torture thing,

I'll explain why I'm stuck In this armpit of a desert.

You're obviously after Oilrabia's oil reserves.

You are sharp,

But you step on my lines.

However, you're right.

Gas makes the world go round.

From now on, you want gas,

Pull up to your friendly f.O.W.L. Station.

Service with a smile.

You're puffing unleaded, But coming up empty.

Your troops wouldn't make it

Across the desert,

Much less climb the Cliffs of oilrabia.

That's why I'll attack by sea.

Ha ha ha ha.

You're right. I can't stand it.

In the middle of the desert?

Guess you'll wait for rain? Ha ha ha.

Oh, no. I'll bring my own.

I'm going to turn the Desert into an ocean.

Yeah, right!

This guy's bad news at a picnic.

Come on, d.W. Just give me a chance.

Aha! I have it!

I'll use my mental powers

Taught me by tibetan yogis.

When the guard returns,

I'll mesmerize him, Making him my slave.

Then again, I could use lightning.

Time to trust the basics.

Shouldn't the hero lead?

You may be the hero On this mission,

But there is only One darkwing duck!

I'm the terror that Flaps in the night.

I am the little mouse That eats your cheese.

I am darkwing...

Duck.

Ha ha. Ha ha.

Gangway!

Going somewhere?

Stand back, beaky,

Or I'll sizzlelize you With a lightning bolt.

How does this work?

Aah!

You idiot!

You'll jam it!

Get to the ships!

The cave's gonna flood!

Flash flood!

Somebody fix this thing!

Ah.

Oh, no!

Darkwing duck is Going to pay for this!

I'm gonna... Gonna...

Egg man!

Yes, sir.

Ah.

Thanks, pal. You're a lifesaver.

Set course for oilrabia.

Yeth, thir.

I can still take oilrabia.

Between the firepower of my Battle cruiser and this baby,

The city will throw Out the red carpet.

Darkwing dodo is Somewhere out there,

Having dinner with davy jones. Ha ha ha.

Hey, you, surf's up, d.W. Dude.

Launchpad, you saved my life!

Hey, heroes are Always saving lives.

You might want to Save that thank you.

There's no place to land!

Yeow! Whoa!

[explosion]

One should always Bring a present

When arriving unannounced,

And I got a doozie For the princess.

Come on. We must save the princess.

Help!

[coughing]

We're coming, princess!

Help!

Hang on!

You are both my heroes.

Even you, my funny one.

Aah!

Ow!

We've got to find a Better way to stop.

Yo, princess, Hand over your oil,

Or your people are history.

You got 10 minutes.

Whatever should I do?

I need your advice.

If it's oil steelbeak wants,

He'll get it.

What? My peoples' oil? Are you crazy?

A little manic-depressive On weekends,

But sane enough to know

Heroes like us can overcome The likes of f.O.W.L.

Let's get dangerous!

He called me a hero!

Being a slave to a Schedule causes stress.

All right, princess, time to...

What's going on?

Hey!

What is happening?

You wanted oil?

Let her rip, princess.

Hey,

I'm the weather Wizard around here!

I'll give that town

A zap that'll fry Them like a sausage.

Uh-oh.

Gee, And me without marshmallows.

I really hate that guy.

I really, really hate him.

Gee, princess,

I'm not very good at goodbyes.

Or hellos, either.

My people and I thank you.

With heroes like you, The world is a safer place.

Goodbye, my champion.

D.W. Here is the real her...

Is the luckiest Sidekick in the world.

Me and the boss Have to be going.

Launchpad, I underestimated you.

As far as I'm concerned,

We're colleagues,

Brothers in arms.

You mean it?

I sure do.

From now on, we're 100% equals.

Now, get the bags.

You got it, boss.