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Cheers to staying positive
and testing negative. [laughs]
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MAN: Aussies do it differently.
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-WOMAN: And this summer...
-MAN: It's about to get...
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Fucking wild as fuck.
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ALL: [shout] Aussie Shore!
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MAN: We've come
from all over Australia...
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WOMAN: To live
in the ultimate party town.
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MAN: And here's to fucking!
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WOMAN: Hot girls, hot guys.
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MAN: Sun, sea, sex.
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MAN: It ended up with me
on the top bunk
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listening to two dudes
suck each other off.
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Oh! What are you...
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WOMAN: And unfiltered
partying...
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MAN: Like you have never
seen before.
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Woman: Aaagh!
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[splutters]
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What?
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-What just happened? -I just
fell through the bush, cunt.
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I'm back, bitches!
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Wake up!
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But this time I'm the boss.
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You have to go to work.
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[all groan]
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Um, I don't work.
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Urgghhh!
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Work sucks.
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So, I'm not made for this shit.
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What the fuck is this sort of
work?
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I don't think any of these guys
have worked a day in their
lives,
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if I'm honest.
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-Oh, my God.
-[shrieks]
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Catia's boob's out.
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Holy shit.
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♪ Unbreakable
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You're being a fucking bitch
around the house.
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You're a sook and that's it.
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MAN: Living under the same roof
24/7 is fucking hard.
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I don't give a fuck
who's in the car!
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Did he say...
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That's what I heard!
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I don't want to be in this room
right now.
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If you're going to make up
shit, then fuck off.
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You and me? You and me, we're
done.
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What a cunt.
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WOMAN: The reason
I don't give a fuck
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is because at the end of the
night
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who's the one
licking my pussy, cunt?
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-Oh, I'm having heart
palpitations. -[siren wails]
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Oh, my gosh. She's leaving.
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[sobs]
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MAN: But at the end of the day,
we're family...
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My heart is hurting.
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No-one wants to feel second
best.
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And this is why I don't open
up.
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..one big, messy...
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[blows raspberry]
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..fucked up family.
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I've licked an arse so well
that, like, he came from it.
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[shrieks]
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♪ Happy people dance with me
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I've got the rig out
and I'm ready to launch.
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I'm a little bit of a sly fox.
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I'm the queen because I'm the
hottest in Cairns.
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♪ Happy people dance with me
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Step on my toes,
I'll stomp on yours.
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I'm just doing shit I want to
do.
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I'm a little bit of a shit
stirrer.
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My dream job is no job.
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Everyone needs a Kyle in their
life.
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♪ Happy people dance with me
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ALL: Aussie Shore! [cheer]
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♪ 'Cause I do what I want
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♪ 'Cause I do what I want
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♪ 'Cause I do what I want
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My name is Catia. I'm 23 years
old.
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I am 100% a fiery Italian.
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Either people love what I'm
about
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or people will be like,
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"Nuh. Next question."
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I love to party.
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I love to mingle with the
crowd. I love to dance.
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I love to look hot.
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I'm ready for my...
like, I'm in my hot girl era,
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but I want
a hot couple era right now.
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Like, I'm ready to be coupled
up.
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Got the glam on, got the rig
out
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and I'm ready to launch.
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Holy cheeseballs! Kelly
Clarkson!
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Let's go!
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Aaagh! Oh, my God!
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♪ You
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Ohh! Ooh.
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Here I come!
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[shrieks]
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Oh, my God! Are you kidding?!
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Is there anyone here?
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Hello?!
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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The first one here!
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I am the first one here!
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Of course I am.
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Goodness gracious me!
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Are you kidding?
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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It's the shag pad!
It's the shag pad!
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I'm the first in the house.
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Obviously,
I'm the first in the shag pad.
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I'm baptising everything.
I'm baptising everything.
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Look, Nonna.
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I'm the first one in the house.
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I'm hoping that I find a sexy
boy.
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A good young man.
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I need words of advice.
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Safe sex.
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I will.
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That's if I have sex, Nonna.
I don't know.
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I'm...I'm a virgin.
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My name's Con. I'm 27.
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I've got that European blood.
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I know how to fucking party.
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Being a barber,
I'm a massive people's person.
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I don't really shut the fuck
up.
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I put myself out there. I'm not
shy.
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I don't give a fuck
what anyone thinks of me.
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You only get one life, so don't
live with any fucking regrets.
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With the ladies, it's never
really been a struggle.
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If you can make her giggle,
you can make that arse jiggle.
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[laughs]
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Not bad.
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Wow.
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Where is everyone?
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Gotta look good for the guys.
[laughs] And the girls.
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-Hi!
-Good afternoon. How are we?
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Holy shit.
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Have you seen
what I'm looking at right now?
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-Mwah! What was your name?
-Con.
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Con. Pleasure. Catia.
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Some blonde bombshell
in a miniskirt, training arms.
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So, this is like
a warm-up set, yeah?
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-Yep.
-Thought so.
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How the fuck
could you not be turned on?
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-What are we drinking?
-Vodka, lime, soda.
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From a mug.
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-Cheers.
-Cheers. To...?
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-To... What? You tell me.
-Staying positive...
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-Staying positive.
-..and testing negative.
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[both laugh]
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Con is hot. Hot, hot, hot.
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Ticking all boxes.
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Who the fuck are you?
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-Wow. That's...
-Your wife.
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Literally. Fuckin' hell.
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I think me and Catia are going
to have a lot of good times
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coming up in the next
few weeks. 100%.
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How cool is this?
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And the bed's comfy as well.
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To me, Con looks like...
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..a man that would be in
control.
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Not fucking bad at all.
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He's the type of boy
that I would bring to my Nonna
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and my Nonna would be pleased.
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-Is it actually comfy?
-Yeah. It is. Give it a go.
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I'm not going to be on the bed
at the same time as you
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in case you get excited.
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You get excited, or I get
excited?
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He's giving
big dick energy for sure.
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I don't know, Con.
You're making me nervous.
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Yeah. I have that effect.
That's alright.
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That big dick energy is what
I'm gravitating towards.
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Naughty.
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Actually, quite spacious.
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Like, you can do heaps of
things...
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What the Mcfuck? Holy sh...
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-..in here.
-Wow. That's, um...
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-Low-key flex.
-Yeah. Hard.
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This is sick.
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Fuck yeah.
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My name's Gabby. I'm 22.
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I'm from Batemans Bay
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and I work at a burger shop.
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They call me Takeaway God.
[laughs]
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My friends would describe me
as probably
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fucking sick cunt.
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Nah...
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The party scene is fucking dead
where I'm from,
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so I'm so keen to be in Cairns
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and just get fucking mortalled.
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Finish it. I did a bite.
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Oh! Hello!
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-How are we?
-Good. How are you guys?
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[squeals] You go, girl.
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-Lovely to meet you.
-Hello. Lovely to meet you too.
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-What's your name?
-Gabby.
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Hi!
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Oh, my God!
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I'm waving at you with a
banana.
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Lovely to meet you.
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-Hi.
-Mwah!
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-My name's Catia. What's your
name? -Nardos.
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My name's Nardos.
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I'm 25 and I'm from Perth.
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I would describe myself
as hot, pretty.
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On a hotness scale,
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I'm, like, genuinely...
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..a 9.5.
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I am so excited to go into the
Aussie Shore house.
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I'm most looking forward
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to seeing who's hot
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because I'm going
to be walking out that door
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if there's no hot people in
there.
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-CON: Nardos, nationality?
-Oh, Ethiopian.
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-Wow. That's different.
-Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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-Oh, my God.
-Greek.
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Mmm. I could sense that.
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Why does everyone know I'm
Greek?
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Con, he's not too bad looking,
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but I am not interested in any
guy
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wearing white skinny jeans,
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that's for sure.
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CON: Wow.
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Holy shit.
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This is huge.
It's almost as big as my legs.
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Whoo-hoo! [chuckles]
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Can I see what I look like
before I go on?
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Well, I need to make sure my
hair looks good and my jawline
looks good,
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cause I paid $1,600 for my jaw.
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♪ All the eyes are on me
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♪ And they all want to do
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I'm Kyle. I'm 25,
and I froth a filthy mullet.
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[laughs]
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I get referred to as a
pretentious bogan quite a lot.
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They're not wrong!
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My weeks will normally consist,
Monday to Friday,
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that is of me being quite
serious at my job.
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As soon as Friday night hits
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I want beers,
I want friends, I want parties.
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And I will normally end up
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with a different sort of pearl
necklace around my neck.
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[chuckles]
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-Hello?
-Oh, my God.
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-Hey!
-Oh, my God!
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All I can see is pussy -
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pussy, pussy, pussy,
pussy, pussy, pussy,
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pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy,
pussy, pussy -
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and one gorgeous cock.
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I'm just going to go down on
this.
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-Australia.
-Yeah.
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CON: Kyle, he's fucking crazy.
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He brings that fucking energy,
man.
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-Gabby.
-Gabby.
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-Catia.
-Oh, very fancy. Very Catia.
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I don't act fancy, I swear.
It's all in the name.
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00:10:42,689 --> 00:10:44,620
-Where are you from? Gold
Coast? -I'm from Melbourne.
255
00:10:44,724 --> 00:10:46,655
-Oh.
-Everyone says that!
256
00:10:47,793 --> 00:10:49,344
CON: He's loud. He's wild.
257
00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:51,068
And you know what?
It's exactly how I am too.
258
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,551
Whoo!
259
00:10:52,655 --> 00:10:54,310
Con is sexy.
260
00:10:55,482 --> 00:10:58,310
And if he is the standard of
the males who are coming in
here,
261
00:10:58,413 --> 00:11:00,965
oh, my God,
I think I'm going to have
262
00:11:01,068 --> 00:11:03,000
the best time of my life.
263
00:11:05,482 --> 00:11:07,275
CATIA: I'm feeding the King.
264
00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:09,137
Uh-uh.
265
00:11:10,172 --> 00:11:12,931
Would someone, like, sip me as
well?
266
00:11:13,034 --> 00:11:15,931
GABBY: Ooh, a bit of tongue
action.
267
00:11:16,034 --> 00:11:18,068
-Oh, he's a spitter.
-[all laugh]
268
00:11:18,172 --> 00:11:19,827
Oh, my God.
269
00:11:21,275 --> 00:11:22,724
[ALL CALL OUT]
270
00:11:22,827 --> 00:11:23,965
How's it going?
271
00:11:24,068 --> 00:11:25,758
-Hi. Catia.
-Tom.
272
00:11:25,862 --> 00:11:27,655
-Mwah. Lovely to meet you.
-Hi.
273
00:11:27,758 --> 00:11:29,275
-Thomas.
-Nardos.
274
00:11:29,379 --> 00:11:30,275
I'm happy.
275
00:11:30,379 --> 00:11:31,793
TOM: How good's the house?
276
00:11:31,896 --> 00:11:32,931
Some good eye candy.
277
00:11:33,034 --> 00:11:34,448
That's all I want.
278
00:11:34,551 --> 00:11:36,206
I don't really care what comes
out of their mouth.
279
00:11:36,310 --> 00:11:38,034
Do we have an Aperol spritz?
280
00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:41,034
-Really?
-GABBY: He's one of those.
281
00:11:41,137 --> 00:11:42,344
I am one of those.
282
00:11:42,448 --> 00:11:44,862
I want tequila. We want the
spirits.
283
00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:46,379
Oh, you're an angel.
284
00:11:46,482 --> 00:11:48,793
-Aperol spritz.
-Oh, wow!
285
00:11:48,896 --> 00:11:50,275
That's not what
we're here for, Tommy boy.
286
00:11:50,379 --> 00:11:52,310
CON: Oi, don't drink that
all at once, yeah?
287
00:11:57,448 --> 00:12:01,068
I'm Tom. I'm 24.
I grew up in the country.
288
00:12:01,172 --> 00:12:03,413
The only thing I used to ride
was a tractor.
289
00:12:03,517 --> 00:12:04,758
Not anymore.
290
00:12:07,206 --> 00:12:10,379
People might say
I'm a fuck boy, but I'm not.
291
00:12:10,482 --> 00:12:13,551
I'm just a nice guy
who likes to fuck.
292
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,482
In a country town,
like, there's a lot of...
293
00:12:17,586 --> 00:12:18,724
How do I word this?
294
00:12:18,827 --> 00:12:22,068
I'll call it shitting
where you eat. [laughs]
295
00:12:22,896 --> 00:12:26,034
My type? Someone who can
ride me like a stolen bike.
296
00:12:26,137 --> 00:12:27,758
[laughs]
297
00:12:34,551 --> 00:12:36,034
-KYLE: Gherkins.
-CATIA: I love them.
298
00:12:36,137 --> 00:12:37,862
-I want to eat one now.
-Same.
299
00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:39,793
-Do you want to just have a
bite? -Yeah.
300
00:12:39,896 --> 00:12:41,310
Do we put it in?
301
00:12:41,413 --> 00:12:43,517
[both laugh]
302
00:12:45,379 --> 00:12:48,137
Catia is my girl.
She's as ridiculous as I am.
303
00:12:48,241 --> 00:12:49,551
[both laugh]
304
00:12:49,655 --> 00:12:51,275
We need Con to open this.
305
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,275
Con, can you open this jar?
306
00:12:53,379 --> 00:12:56,620
She loves shoving things in her
mouth just as much as I do.
307
00:12:57,827 --> 00:13:00,000
-Should we do a bite on each
end? -Alright, go.
308
00:13:02,379 --> 00:13:03,689
Oh, fuck.
309
00:13:03,793 --> 00:13:05,517
It's not the size
of the pickle that matters,
310
00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:07,034
it's what you do with it.
311
00:13:07,137 --> 00:13:08,448
No, don't put it back!
312
00:13:08,551 --> 00:13:10,310
[Catia laughs]
313
00:13:13,206 --> 00:13:15,137
My name is Manaaki.
I'm 22 years old.
314
00:13:15,241 --> 00:13:16,517
And I will sleep with anything
315
00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:17,586
that has a heartbeat
316
00:13:17,689 --> 00:13:18,862
and is interested in me.
317
00:13:20,206 --> 00:13:22,517
I've really never had the need
to have a pick-up line.
318
00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:24,172
People tend to come to me
319
00:13:24,275 --> 00:13:25,517
than for me to go to them
320
00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:26,724
and, you know, I give them,
321
00:13:26,827 --> 00:13:28,310
like, the little side eye,
322
00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:29,310
the little wink.
323
00:13:29,413 --> 00:13:30,310
I know it looks scary,
324
00:13:30,413 --> 00:13:31,965
but trust me, it works.
325
00:13:33,931 --> 00:13:35,551
My sexuality is pretty fluid.
326
00:13:35,655 --> 00:13:38,000
I kind of just do whatever I
want, whenever I want.
327
00:13:38,103 --> 00:13:40,000
If you're hot, I'm probably
going to get with you.
328
00:13:40,103 --> 00:13:41,000
It doesn't really matter
329
00:13:41,103 --> 00:13:42,275
what's in between your legs.
330
00:13:43,206 --> 00:13:45,482
I end up in relationships
more with girls,
331
00:13:45,586 --> 00:13:47,724
but then, like, guys
are so fucking easy.
332
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,896
Like, you jump on Grindr
333
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:49,896
and it's three messages in
334
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:50,896
and they're already sucking you
off
335
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:51,896
at your house.
336
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:52,896
Whereas, like, with a girl,
337
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:53,896
I have to have a full, like,
338
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,310
week-long conversation.
339
00:13:56,482 --> 00:13:59,758
We'll see if anyone's here.
Surely. There's some bloomin'
suitcases.
340
00:13:59,862 --> 00:14:01,758
Oh, my God, someone's here!
341
00:14:01,862 --> 00:14:04,413
-Hi!
-[others cheer]
342
00:14:04,517 --> 00:14:06,000
Here we go.
343
00:14:06,103 --> 00:14:09,172
KYLE: And we see this tall,
beautiful, tanned man.
344
00:14:09,275 --> 00:14:13,068
Damn, shorty!
He just might be my type.
345
00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:15,517
-Hi.
-How are you? I'm Manaaki.
346
00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:17,310
Mm-mm-mm.
347
00:14:17,413 --> 00:14:21,931
There's something fucking spicy
and hot on the menu. And I'm
hungry.
348
00:14:24,379 --> 00:14:27,827
KYLE: Manaaki.
He is a tall glass of sugar.
349
00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:29,862
If there's gonna be anyone
in the house right now,
350
00:14:29,965 --> 00:14:31,275
I'm gunning for him.
351
00:14:31,379 --> 00:14:32,620
Kyle.
352
00:14:32,724 --> 00:14:35,310
Yeah, mate.
353
00:14:35,413 --> 00:14:36,448
I'm clumsy.
354
00:14:41,758 --> 00:14:44,000
♪ We don't drip, drip, drip,
we drown ♪
355
00:14:44,103 --> 00:14:45,620
♪ Feel that drip, drip, drip
356
00:14:45,724 --> 00:14:48,206
My name's Lily.
I'm 21. I'm from Cairns.
357
00:14:48,310 --> 00:14:50,000
And I'm a professional flirter.
358
00:14:50,103 --> 00:14:51,689
My thing is penis.
359
00:14:53,137 --> 00:14:56,034
I like someone that's, like,
ugly but hot.
360
00:14:56,137 --> 00:14:58,482
They need to be funny,
even if they have an ugly name.
361
00:14:58,586 --> 00:15:01,103
What's an ugly name?
I don't know an ugly name.
362
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,448
Ew!
363
00:15:06,275 --> 00:15:08,379
I've got, like, the best rack
ever.
364
00:15:08,482 --> 00:15:11,482
I sunbake
with cucumbers on my nipples,
365
00:15:11,586 --> 00:15:14,517
so they're nice and hydrated.
366
00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:18,000
When I go out and I need to
flash someone or show someone
my tits,
367
00:15:18,103 --> 00:15:20,000
they're ready and they look
perfect.
368
00:15:20,103 --> 00:15:21,793
Having real tits works in my
favour.
369
00:15:21,896 --> 00:15:23,344
They actually, like, do move.
370
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,137
What the fuck is going on right
now?
371
00:15:30,172 --> 00:15:31,137
I'm so ready.
372
00:15:31,241 --> 00:15:32,172
I know I'm going to meet new
people,
373
00:15:32,275 --> 00:15:34,206
fuck new people, drink, party.
374
00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:35,931
It's going to be fucking
electric.
375
00:15:36,034 --> 00:15:37,689
Oh, my God. This place is
insane.
376
00:15:37,793 --> 00:15:39,103
Oh, someone's already here.
377
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:40,517
CATIA: Oh, she looks hot.
378
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:42,137
I just see the hottest fucking
birds
379
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,827
and the hottest guys I've ever
seen in my whole life.
380
00:15:44,931 --> 00:15:46,172
Oh, my God!
381
00:15:46,275 --> 00:15:47,517
Whoo!
382
00:15:49,517 --> 00:15:50,793
Who the fuck is that?
383
00:15:50,896 --> 00:15:52,137
Love it.
384
00:15:53,172 --> 00:15:55,724
Down, boy. Sorry, guys.
385
00:15:55,827 --> 00:15:57,724
-Thomas.-Hi. I'm Lily. Nice to
meet you.
386
00:15:57,827 --> 00:15:59,206
Nice to meet you as well.
387
00:15:59,310 --> 00:16:00,931
Uh...
388
00:16:01,034 --> 00:16:02,137
Wow.
389
00:16:02,241 --> 00:16:05,000
Lily looked amazing
when she walked in.
390
00:16:06,068 --> 00:16:07,448
I'm going to be the first one
391
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:08,793
to get this chick a drink.
392
00:16:08,896 --> 00:16:11,000
-LILY: I know.
-CATIA: I think it's the job.
393
00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:14,068
I think so, too. You've got to
do it slowly. See?
394
00:16:16,482 --> 00:16:18,655
Please, good sir.
Thank you very muchly.
395
00:16:18,758 --> 00:16:21,689
TOM: That didn't go to plan.
Cockblocked by Catia.
396
00:16:21,793 --> 00:16:23,655
Now I'm pouring Con a drink?
397
00:16:23,758 --> 00:16:25,620
Fuck.
398
00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:28,689
CATIA: Drink?
399
00:16:29,827 --> 00:16:31,724
[laughter]
400
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,137
-To Aussie Shore.
-ALL: To Aussie Shore!
401
00:16:36,241 --> 00:16:37,758
Whoo!
402
00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:42,137
Oh, this is so cool.
403
00:16:42,241 --> 00:16:43,275
-Excited?
-Yeah.
404
00:16:43,379 --> 00:16:45,241
Oh, my God. That fridge.
I love pink.
405
00:16:45,344 --> 00:16:46,965
So, that's, like,
the best thing ever.
406
00:16:47,068 --> 00:16:48,655
You look like a pink girl,
actually.
407
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:51,862
-Do I? I think I do.
-Yeah. Just like a princess.
408
00:16:51,965 --> 00:16:53,655
Oh, my God.
409
00:16:53,758 --> 00:16:55,965
And you can be the king.
I'll be the king.
410
00:16:56,068 --> 00:16:59,620
The first person I noticed out
of the boys was definitely Tom.
411
00:16:59,724 --> 00:17:01,655
He looks like a good time.
412
00:17:01,758 --> 00:17:05,034
Called me a princess as well.
That's my type of shit.
413
00:17:06,379 --> 00:17:09,793
♪ I'm tryin' to cheer somethin'
to get your vibes right, yeah ♪
414
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,379
KYLE: Oh, no!
415
00:17:16,310 --> 00:17:18,344
Overall,
all the boys are such a vibe.
416
00:17:18,448 --> 00:17:19,862
Like, I vibed with all of them.
417
00:17:19,965 --> 00:17:21,275
Fuck, marry, kill.
418
00:17:21,379 --> 00:17:22,862
-That makes it easy.
-Oh, that's good.
419
00:17:22,965 --> 00:17:24,344
Yeah. Let's do that game.
420
00:17:24,448 --> 00:17:27,172
I would fuck Manaaki,
421
00:17:27,275 --> 00:17:28,827
I would marry Con
422
00:17:28,931 --> 00:17:31,448
because, I don't know,
I've got a softie for Con.
423
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,344
Bestie, Kyle and...
424
00:17:35,379 --> 00:17:37,034
Kill Thomas?
425
00:17:37,137 --> 00:17:39,862
-Yeah, I would say kill Thomas.
-I would kill Thomas too.
426
00:17:39,965 --> 00:17:41,448
[laughter]
427
00:17:41,551 --> 00:17:43,137
What? Are you serious?
428
00:17:44,172 --> 00:17:45,551
Are these girls blind?
429
00:17:45,655 --> 00:17:47,482
Tom is so hot.
430
00:17:47,586 --> 00:17:51,103
I literally would marry, fuck
him, take him home, give him
babies.
431
00:17:51,206 --> 00:17:54,000
First impression,
I didn't really vibe with Lily.
432
00:17:54,103 --> 00:17:56,758
Like, while we're fucking,
"Want to get married?"
433
00:17:56,862 --> 00:17:59,620
She hasn't done anything yet,
so I feel like a bitch.
434
00:17:59,724 --> 00:18:01,931
But it's just like
a standoffish vibe.
435
00:18:02,034 --> 00:18:03,862
I would marry and fuck him
at the same time.
436
00:18:03,965 --> 00:18:05,586
OK.
437
00:18:05,689 --> 00:18:08,689
CATIA: Go, Queen, you get
that Thomas the Tank engine.
438
00:18:08,793 --> 00:18:11,241
Choo-choo. Choo! [laughs]
439
00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:17,344
Wait. Wait. Wait.
440
00:18:25,724 --> 00:18:27,758
Yeah.
441
00:18:27,862 --> 00:18:30,034
-Oh, mate.
-MANAAKI: Oh, wow.
442
00:18:31,379 --> 00:18:32,827
[whistles]
443
00:18:32,931 --> 00:18:34,310
Fuck me sideways.
444
00:18:41,931 --> 00:18:43,482
So do you.
445
00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:47,896
Lily in a bikini,
absolutely blew my mind.
446
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,448
I didn't know
that girl was packing that.
447
00:18:49,551 --> 00:18:51,724
There might be a little bit
of competition in this house.
448
00:18:51,827 --> 00:18:53,172
I always end up winning,
449
00:18:53,275 --> 00:18:55,344
but it's good to have
that competition.
450
00:19:00,758 --> 00:19:02,965
The topic came along of body
counts.
451
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,862
Oh, mate.
452
00:19:06,965 --> 00:19:09,448
I don't have a number.
453
00:19:09,551 --> 00:19:11,862
Oh, man. I lost count years
ago.
454
00:19:11,965 --> 00:19:13,689
Especially when orgies are
involved.
455
00:19:13,793 --> 00:19:15,551
Like, you're like,
one, one, one, one.
456
00:19:16,896 --> 00:19:19,068
Can I get everyone's
name and number, please?
457
00:19:19,172 --> 00:19:21,965
What can I say? It's a great
way to meet people.
458
00:19:23,068 --> 00:19:25,172
I'm interested in yours, Catia.
459
00:19:25,275 --> 00:19:27,448
So, I have a detailed list.
460
00:19:27,551 --> 00:19:29,586
Bali guy I met in Gili T.
461
00:19:29,689 --> 00:19:31,034
Spanish guy.
462
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:32,827
Spanish guy's cousin.
463
00:19:32,931 --> 00:19:34,413
Spanish guy's brother.
464
00:19:35,689 --> 00:19:38,000
Don who passed out after 10
seconds.
465
00:19:38,103 --> 00:19:40,379
Max, who was a manager.
466
00:19:40,482 --> 00:19:42,000
Constantino...
467
00:19:42,103 --> 00:19:43,931
[overlapping names]
468
00:19:46,206 --> 00:19:47,344
Another one.
469
00:19:47,448 --> 00:19:51,310
Not sure what his name was
but he was a model from the UK.
470
00:19:51,413 --> 00:19:54,931
So, sometimes you just
don't know what their name is.
471
00:19:55,034 --> 00:19:57,000
You've just got to
live in the moment.
472
00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:00,068
So, Catia, did we get your
number?
473
00:20:00,172 --> 00:20:01,862
How about this? How about this?
474
00:20:04,034 --> 00:20:04,931
Hot.
475
00:20:05,034 --> 00:20:06,758
73.
75.
476
00:20:06,862 --> 00:20:07,758
Very hot.
477
00:20:07,862 --> 00:20:08,931
76.
Yep.
478
00:20:09,034 --> 00:20:10,482
Yeah!
479
00:20:11,448 --> 00:20:12,517
That's hot.
480
00:20:14,827 --> 00:20:16,517
One more time.
481
00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:17,931
I like fucking women.
482
00:20:19,275 --> 00:20:21,034
I would say that I'm
bi-curious.
483
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:23,586
I mean, I've done stuff
with girls in the past,
484
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:26,827
but when it comes to licking,
485
00:20:26,931 --> 00:20:29,448
I don't know how I feel.
486
00:20:29,551 --> 00:20:32,034
Catia, who do you think is
better? Males or females?
487
00:20:33,206 --> 00:20:34,724
In the bedroom. In the bedroom.
488
00:20:37,551 --> 00:20:39,793
Yeah. One on one. Yeah.
489
00:20:39,896 --> 00:20:42,551
Just like, ah! We'll see.
490
00:20:42,655 --> 00:20:45,000
Call me the pillow princess, if
you will.
491
00:20:47,068 --> 00:20:49,827
♪ Pull up to the club, big
Bugatti ♪
492
00:20:49,931 --> 00:20:52,689
♪ We gon' turn it up,
make it hottie ♪
493
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:55,034
♪ Who gon' show me love?
Everybody ♪
494
00:20:55,137 --> 00:20:56,241
♪ Pull up to the club
495
00:20:56,344 --> 00:20:58,275
♪ Pull up, pull up
to the club, what? ♪
496
00:20:59,586 --> 00:21:01,620
-MANNAKI: You gotta...
-TOM: Two more. Two more.
497
00:21:03,586 --> 00:21:05,344
KYLE: I am vibing Manaaki
tonight.
498
00:21:05,448 --> 00:21:07,275
TOM: Nice.
499
00:21:07,379 --> 00:21:09,724
But I don't know where he
stands.
500
00:21:09,827 --> 00:21:11,206
Girls or boys?
501
00:21:11,310 --> 00:21:13,965
If you could choose one person
to fuck tonight, who would it
be?
502
00:21:14,068 --> 00:21:15,724
Myself.
503
00:21:15,827 --> 00:21:17,275
Good answer. Not helpful.
504
00:21:17,379 --> 00:21:19,827
Because I'm actually not
fucking anyone for the first
little bit.
505
00:21:19,931 --> 00:21:21,827
Really? Any reason why?
506
00:21:21,931 --> 00:21:23,310
Because I've got standards.
507
00:21:23,413 --> 00:21:24,655
Oh, wow.
508
00:21:24,758 --> 00:21:26,551
Well, that's my chances fucked.
509
00:21:26,655 --> 00:21:27,896
[laughs]
510
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,034
-I'm a man of the Lord.
-Oh, God! I know.
511
00:21:30,137 --> 00:21:31,620
TOM: Standards?
512
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,724
You have come
to the wrong place, mate.
513
00:21:33,827 --> 00:21:35,551
I just love cuddles.
I'm, like, a big cuddle person.
514
00:21:35,655 --> 00:21:37,137
Yeah, I am as well.
I'm a massive cuddler.
515
00:21:37,241 --> 00:21:39,344
I love a good, like, 4:00am
little, fucking,
516
00:21:39,448 --> 00:21:41,034
"What are you up to?
I'm leaving the club.
517
00:21:41,137 --> 00:21:42,896
"I'm ready for cuddles, cunt."
518
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,344
We can fuck in the morning,
but, like...
519
00:21:45,448 --> 00:21:48,206
Gosh, I do like me a cuddle.
520
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:50,586
Help me.
521
00:22:04,793 --> 00:22:07,655
CON: Me and Lily
had a bit of a shower.
522
00:22:07,758 --> 00:22:09,965
She, um, got her top off pretty
fast.
523
00:22:11,034 --> 00:22:13,379
I was looking at her -
I was like, "Not bad."
524
00:22:18,068 --> 00:22:19,655
Sexual chemistry is definitely
there.
525
00:22:19,758 --> 00:22:21,517
Tonight's going to be a lot of
fun.
526
00:22:23,068 --> 00:22:27,000
TOM: Lily, we clicked earlier.
We're having good chats. It was
nice.
527
00:22:27,103 --> 00:22:30,137
So, for Lily and Con
to be off showering,
528
00:22:30,241 --> 00:22:31,379
couldn't give a fuck.
529
00:22:31,482 --> 00:22:32,620
That's what I'm here for.
530
00:22:32,724 --> 00:22:34,379
I'm here for everyone
to be having fun
531
00:22:34,482 --> 00:22:36,827
and get to know each other,
so...does not bother me.
532
00:22:36,931 --> 00:22:39,241
I mean, we've got
a long time in here.
533
00:22:39,344 --> 00:22:41,137
They can shower, whatever.
534
00:22:43,586 --> 00:22:47,103
♪ I wanna move with your body,
follow me to the floor
535
00:22:47,206 --> 00:22:48,724
♪ Dance until we see the sun...
♪
536
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:50,482
♪ We're getting ready to
part-ay ♪
537
00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:52,517
♪ House party night one
538
00:22:52,620 --> 00:22:55,172
♪ Let's get it on, on
539
00:22:55,275 --> 00:22:56,724
Rrrrrr!
540
00:22:56,827 --> 00:22:58,620
Catia!
541
00:22:58,724 --> 00:22:59,931
Yeah?
542
00:23:00,034 --> 00:23:01,896
Shut up!
543
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,241
[laughs]
544
00:23:05,931 --> 00:23:07,034
I don't know. What are you
wearing?
545
00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:08,482
What's everyone wearing?
That's cute.
546
00:23:08,586 --> 00:23:10,689
-That's cute.
-That's cute. I love that.
547
00:23:10,793 --> 00:23:12,862
I do actually have
a pretty big fucking arse.
548
00:23:12,965 --> 00:23:14,068
Yeah. You do.
549
00:23:14,172 --> 00:23:15,965
-Do you have fake tits?
-I do.
550
00:23:16,068 --> 00:23:17,931
-Do you want to touch them?
-They are... No, they're
amazing.
551
00:23:18,034 --> 00:23:19,000
-Thank you.
-Oh, my God.
552
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,379
-She said that to you?!
-Yeah.
553
00:23:24,482 --> 00:23:25,620
I'm like, "Nonna, what do you
mean?
554
00:23:25,724 --> 00:23:27,103
Like, I love my boobs."
Like, "No, Catia."
555
00:23:30,206 --> 00:23:31,758
I'm like, "Nonna!"
556
00:23:31,862 --> 00:23:34,931
Nonna actually did
pay for half my boobs.
557
00:23:35,034 --> 00:23:36,931
Love you, Nonna, my queen.
558
00:23:37,034 --> 00:23:38,655
I love tits, babe.
559
00:23:38,758 --> 00:23:40,275
We all have...
560
00:23:40,379 --> 00:23:41,689
I'm just coming through.
561
00:23:41,793 --> 00:23:43,241
We all have nice tits.
562
00:23:43,344 --> 00:23:45,827
Catia's my girl. She loves
tits.
563
00:23:45,931 --> 00:23:48,344
I love tits. We all love tits.
564
00:23:49,827 --> 00:23:52,241
Oi! Come down! Shots! Let's go!
565
00:23:53,379 --> 00:23:55,793
Oh, holy fuck! Holy shit!
566
00:23:57,655 --> 00:24:00,655
ALL: Aussie Shore! [cheer]
567
00:24:00,758 --> 00:24:02,344
Rrrrreee!
568
00:24:03,172 --> 00:24:05,034
Wet T-shirt competition.
I'm undefeated.
569
00:24:05,137 --> 00:24:07,448
-I bet you are.
-About eight times.
570
00:24:07,551 --> 00:24:09,586
-$300 each. Thank you.
-What?
571
00:24:09,689 --> 00:24:11,793
I'm really vibing Lily.
572
00:24:11,896 --> 00:24:14,000
Lily gives, like, innocent
vibes,
573
00:24:14,103 --> 00:24:15,586
but freak in the sheets, I
reckon.
574
00:24:16,620 --> 00:24:18,275
Yeah.
575
00:24:18,379 --> 00:24:20,862
Like, what's.... What's
everyone's dirtiest secret?
576
00:24:20,965 --> 00:24:22,758
I fucked my boss
in the freezer at work.
577
00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:28,172
KYLE: Am I your boss?
578
00:24:31,310 --> 00:24:33,551
I'm not going to lie.
Lily has me a little rattled.
579
00:24:33,655 --> 00:24:36,413
But I'm hoping to get to know
her a lot better.
580
00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,517
OK. Lily, truth or dare?
581
00:24:38,620 --> 00:24:40,137
Dare.
582
00:24:40,241 --> 00:24:42,862
I dare you to...
583
00:24:44,068 --> 00:24:46,034
..kiss Con for three seconds.
584
00:24:47,344 --> 00:24:49,000
Fucking here for it.
585
00:24:49,103 --> 00:24:50,689
-If you consent.
-CATIA: Consent?
586
00:24:53,310 --> 00:24:55,827
Three, two, one.
587
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,206
Alright, mate, that is
your three seconds up.
588
00:25:03,206 --> 00:25:04,482
CATIA: Five...
589
00:25:04,689 --> 00:25:08,137
KYLE: Four, three, two, one.
Oh, you can keep going if you
want.
590
00:25:08,241 --> 00:25:10,137
Whoa!
591
00:25:10,241 --> 00:25:12,172
CATIA: There we go.
592
00:25:13,241 --> 00:25:15,241
It was definitely the first
kiss in the Aussie Shore House.
593
00:25:15,344 --> 00:25:16,586
But that won't be the only
thing
594
00:25:16,689 --> 00:25:18,482
that's the first time for.
595
00:25:18,586 --> 00:25:20,379
My lips are moist.
596
00:25:20,482 --> 00:25:21,931
You're welcome.
597
00:25:23,586 --> 00:25:25,310
Kissing Con was so hot.
598
00:25:25,413 --> 00:25:27,413
I'm hoping he's packing
downstairs.
599
00:25:29,965 --> 00:25:32,068
-Catia, truth or dare?
-Truth.
600
00:25:32,172 --> 00:25:34,551
Catia, would you ever peg
someone?
601
00:25:34,655 --> 00:25:36,689
Oh, yeah.
I've done that before heaps.
602
00:25:36,793 --> 00:25:38,448
Have you?
603
00:25:38,551 --> 00:25:42,241
I've licked an arse so well
that, like, he came from it.
604
00:25:42,344 --> 00:25:43,379
From his arsehole?
605
00:25:43,482 --> 00:25:45,275
From his dick.
He came from his dick.
606
00:25:45,379 --> 00:25:47,862
You go, but there's no way I
would fucking eat arse.
607
00:25:47,965 --> 00:25:50,586
That's, like, insane. Fuck
that.
608
00:25:50,689 --> 00:25:51,862
Was he on his back or on his
knees?
609
00:25:51,965 --> 00:25:54,172
He was like this - up, up.
610
00:25:56,482 --> 00:25:58,206
Holy shit.
611
00:25:58,310 --> 00:26:01,068
And he's like, "Eat my arse."
I'm like, "Alright. Fuck it."
612
00:26:02,379 --> 00:26:03,482
Oh, my God.
613
00:26:04,689 --> 00:26:06,413
I'm going full on in there.
614
00:26:06,517 --> 00:26:09,827
Preach, girl. If that's
what you want to do, go for it.
615
00:26:09,931 --> 00:26:11,413
Oh, my God!
616
00:26:12,379 --> 00:26:14,793
What is going on?
617
00:26:14,896 --> 00:26:17,379
That game just got out of hand.
618
00:26:17,482 --> 00:26:19,310
Suck these toes.
619
00:26:21,103 --> 00:26:22,896
[all groan]
620
00:26:24,482 --> 00:26:25,965
Oh, wey...
621
00:26:26,068 --> 00:26:28,000
I'm going to, like, squeeze
it together, like, a little.
622
00:26:28,103 --> 00:26:29,275
Like a popsicle.
623
00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:30,724
Ready?
624
00:26:30,827 --> 00:26:34,000
Oh. Oh! Oh, my God.
625
00:26:38,137 --> 00:26:39,379
Yes!
626
00:26:39,482 --> 00:26:40,724
I did not shower.
627
00:26:40,827 --> 00:26:41,896
That's even better.
628
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,586
Eww!
629
00:26:47,241 --> 00:26:48,862
Yeah. Like that, baby.
630
00:26:56,344 --> 00:26:57,896
Tequila!
631
00:26:59,344 --> 00:27:02,206
First night has been surreal.
632
00:27:03,655 --> 00:27:06,965
We are hot, we're horny and
we're ready to fucking party.
633
00:27:07,068 --> 00:27:08,758
Oh, my God.
634
00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:12,931
We're fucking on.
635
00:27:13,034 --> 00:27:16,413
Unhinged, hooking up, tits in
face.
636
00:27:16,517 --> 00:27:20,586
Arses out, pissing everywhere,
drinks everywhere.
637
00:27:20,689 --> 00:27:23,344
We want to keep the party
going, we don't stop.
638
00:27:23,448 --> 00:27:25,241
Aussie Shore.
639
00:27:28,206 --> 00:27:29,448
MANAAKI: Yeah. You know, Gabby.
640
00:27:29,551 --> 00:27:31,379
Maybe there was some horny shit
in the water.
641
00:27:31,482 --> 00:27:33,517
I don't know what the fuck
anyone put in there.
642
00:27:34,862 --> 00:27:37,068
Everyone was just hooking up
with everyone.
643
00:27:37,172 --> 00:27:39,000
Whoa. What the fuck
in the world is this?
644
00:27:40,034 --> 00:27:41,551
Look at these two.
645
00:27:45,586 --> 00:27:48,000
Tom, you can tell
he's a little bit of a slut.
646
00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:06,896
LILY: Me and Con, we've been
vibing all night, flirting.
647
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000
But I like Tom too.
648
00:28:10,551 --> 00:28:12,517
It was a good kiss.
649
00:28:12,620 --> 00:28:14,896
He's so cute.
He's definitely, like, my type.
650
00:28:16,655 --> 00:28:20,275
Yes, Tom. Yes! Yes!
651
00:28:21,206 --> 00:28:23,448
I really want to take Lily
straight up to that shag pad.
652
00:28:24,827 --> 00:28:26,724
I just want everyone else
to fuck off.
653
00:28:28,758 --> 00:28:31,000
Lily is getting a bit
of attention from me and Tom,
654
00:28:31,103 --> 00:28:33,448
but I'm confident
there's no competition with Tom
655
00:28:33,551 --> 00:28:35,206
or anyone else in the house.
656
00:28:35,310 --> 00:28:38,103
I'm a man of my word, and when
I see something I want,
657
00:28:38,206 --> 00:28:40,241
I usually get it.
658
00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:42,310
So...bring it on.
659
00:28:42,413 --> 00:28:43,689
♪ Girl, you really got me
660
00:28:43,793 --> 00:28:45,482
Oi, this is actually nice.
661
00:28:45,586 --> 00:28:47,206
♪ Look at those, look at those
two ♪
662
00:28:48,689 --> 00:28:51,793
♪ I've got everything I want
right here ♪
663
00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:54,689
♪ Girl, my home is where you
are ♪
664
00:28:54,793 --> 00:28:57,827
♪ Everything I need is all so
clear ♪
665
00:28:57,931 --> 00:29:00,172
Watching Tom and Con
try and impress Lily,
666
00:29:00,275 --> 00:29:02,000
it is some of the funniest shit
I've ever seen.
667
00:29:02,103 --> 00:29:04,275
♪ I've got everything I want
right here ♪
668
00:29:04,379 --> 00:29:06,896
♪ Girl, my home is where you
are ♪
669
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,862
Con strutting his stuff?
670
00:29:08,965 --> 00:29:10,103
Hilarious.
671
00:29:12,965 --> 00:29:15,655
♪ I've got everything I want
right here ♪
672
00:29:15,758 --> 00:29:18,103
♪ Girl, my home is where you
are ♪
673
00:29:19,172 --> 00:29:21,517
♪ Everything I need is all so
clear ♪
674
00:29:21,620 --> 00:29:24,000
[laughs]
675
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,310
Whoo!
676
00:29:27,413 --> 00:29:28,827
Come on, Lily. Hop on.
677
00:29:37,448 --> 00:29:38,379
Alright, ready?
678
00:29:38,482 --> 00:29:40,344
Wait, so, we have to
go more to the side.
679
00:29:41,965 --> 00:29:43,793
The sexiness in the pool.
680
00:29:43,896 --> 00:29:46,137
Like, we were doing some dirty
shit.
681
00:29:48,655 --> 00:29:51,275
Me and Catia,
we did a piss transplant.
682
00:29:51,379 --> 00:29:53,275
I don't know if anyone's
ever heard of that before,
683
00:29:53,379 --> 00:29:55,931
but I had her,
like, locked on my waist,
684
00:29:56,034 --> 00:29:57,379
and we just, like, started
pissing.
685
00:29:57,482 --> 00:29:59,068
Can you feel my stream?
686
00:30:00,793 --> 00:30:01,793
Whoo!
687
00:30:03,310 --> 00:30:04,827
Oh, my God. OK.
688
00:30:04,931 --> 00:30:07,827
MANAAKI: Fucking hell. We're
already drunk. We've already
hooked up.
689
00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:09,241
Eating arse. Like, what is
next?
690
00:30:09,344 --> 00:30:11,862
Let's toast to family.
691
00:30:11,965 --> 00:30:13,413
ALL: Yay!
692
00:30:13,517 --> 00:30:15,965
Incest! Incest!
693
00:30:18,310 --> 00:30:20,137
Get your tits out!
694
00:30:24,724 --> 00:30:28,586
Con and Tom
are really trying so hard
695
00:30:28,689 --> 00:30:30,103
to get in Lily's pants.
696
00:30:30,206 --> 00:30:31,758
Like, she's with Tom...
697
00:30:36,827 --> 00:30:38,448
..and then she's with Con.
698
00:30:40,896 --> 00:30:43,689
It's just like a cesspit of
feral,
699
00:30:43,793 --> 00:30:46,620
just a bunch of fucking horny
dogs.
700
00:30:46,724 --> 00:30:49,793
I haven't seen anyone like
this, not even at clubs and
stuff.
701
00:30:59,758 --> 00:31:01,413
No, I keep... I keep jumping.
702
00:31:01,517 --> 00:31:03,586
You know why? Because I'm
trying to suss everyone out at
the same time.
703
00:31:03,689 --> 00:31:05,379
-It's the first night.
-Yeah, I know.
704
00:31:05,482 --> 00:31:07,482
You don't need to marry them
on the first day.
705
00:31:07,586 --> 00:31:08,965
I know. I know, yeah.
706
00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:10,965
I'm really tossing up my
options right now.
707
00:31:12,517 --> 00:31:13,793
I just don't know.
708
00:31:16,827 --> 00:31:19,241
First-world problems. It's
hard.
709
00:31:20,724 --> 00:31:23,620
Who do you think is going
to end up with who tonight?
710
00:31:31,379 --> 00:31:34,103
Lily's absolutely flaunting it,
as she should,
711
00:31:34,206 --> 00:31:36,241
because she is fucking a
baddie.
712
00:31:36,344 --> 00:31:39,448
And I'm loving that energy.
110%.
713
00:31:39,551 --> 00:31:42,862
-Get some funny drinks.
-No. I feel fully mortal.
714
00:31:42,965 --> 00:31:43,965
Hey. Drinks.
715
00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:46,034
The night could not
be going any better.
716
00:31:46,137 --> 00:31:49,586
I've got beautiful girls all
around me and Lily is all over
me.
717
00:31:49,689 --> 00:31:51,344
Like, who can blame her?
718
00:31:51,448 --> 00:31:53,758
Come here, come here, come
here, come here, come here.
719
00:31:53,862 --> 00:31:56,310
It's a sandwich. And I want to
be the meat in the buns.
720
00:31:56,413 --> 00:31:57,965
Done.
721
00:31:58,068 --> 00:32:00,137
But, yeah,
tonight has been so good, eh?
722
00:32:00,241 --> 00:32:02,827
I could definitely get used to
this.
723
00:32:02,931 --> 00:32:05,241
What type of girl are you in a
relo?
724
00:32:05,344 --> 00:32:07,517
Let me tell you
what type of girl I am.
725
00:32:07,620 --> 00:32:11,000
-I had my ex-partner living
with me. -Yeah.
726
00:32:11,103 --> 00:32:15,482
He'd come home from work, I'd
take off his work boots, shower
him.
727
00:32:15,586 --> 00:32:17,103
-I would, like...
-You'd shower him?
728
00:32:17,206 --> 00:32:18,379
What the fuck?
729
00:32:18,482 --> 00:32:20,379
I would make sure
that dinner's ready.
730
00:32:20,482 --> 00:32:24,206
Have his work lunch ready and
love note in and wrap it up.
731
00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:27,034
Catia is literally describing
my wife right now.
732
00:32:27,137 --> 00:32:29,758
Fresh work uniform
by his bedside table.
733
00:32:29,862 --> 00:32:32,413
Catia is just describing
my fucking grandma.
734
00:32:32,517 --> 00:32:34,655
So, you're actually here for
love?
735
00:32:34,758 --> 00:32:35,827
Yeah, chick.
736
00:32:35,931 --> 00:32:38,482
Like, fuck, I think I am.
737
00:32:40,413 --> 00:32:44,620
Let it be known I'm here for
fun and fucks, no strings
attached ever.
738
00:32:44,724 --> 00:32:46,827
I'm heartless and I love it.
739
00:32:46,931 --> 00:32:49,827
See, like, you're my
inspiration.
740
00:32:49,931 --> 00:32:52,482
Like, genuinely when it comes
to
741
00:32:52,586 --> 00:32:54,896
just, like,
fucking without feelings.
742
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,172
Call me old-fashioned,
743
00:32:56,275 --> 00:32:59,655
but I can't lick someone's arse
without catching the feels.
744
00:33:00,758 --> 00:33:03,689
Can we play, like, me trying to
throw it in everyone's mouth?
745
00:33:03,793 --> 00:33:07,413
Catia is an amazing girl,
but we're here to have fun
746
00:33:07,517 --> 00:33:09,172
and I'm definitely
going to have some fun.
747
00:33:13,862 --> 00:33:16,137
♪ I used to clean up the table
but now when I pull up ♪
748
00:33:16,241 --> 00:33:18,137
♪ They're bringing
the seat to me... ♪
749
00:33:24,896 --> 00:33:27,379
♪ Hey, I'm on my way to the top
♪
750
00:33:27,482 --> 00:33:29,344
♪ I'm going straight to the top
♪
751
00:33:29,448 --> 00:33:31,413
♪ I'm on my way to the top
752
00:33:31,517 --> 00:33:33,655
♪ I'm going straight to the top
♪
753
00:33:33,758 --> 00:33:35,827
♪ I'm on my way to the top
754
00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:37,758
♪ I'm going straight to the
top... ♪
755
00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:44,206
Con looks like he's scored
both Lily and Catia, sly fox.
756
00:33:44,310 --> 00:33:45,896
Guess I need
to come up with a plan C.
757
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,241
NARDOS: Quick.
758
00:33:47,344 --> 00:33:49,620
I'll take this off first.
759
00:33:49,724 --> 00:33:52,379
Wait, can you help me?
Can you help me?
760
00:33:54,206 --> 00:33:55,551
Here we go, guys. Where's
Nardos?
761
00:33:55,655 --> 00:33:57,586
I've connected with Nardos
762
00:33:57,689 --> 00:34:00,172
because she's not
all about fucking everyone
763
00:34:00,275 --> 00:34:01,965
and getting her arse out.
764
00:34:02,068 --> 00:34:04,000
Oh, they're in the hot tub.
765
00:34:04,103 --> 00:34:06,275
Who? Nardos and...?
766
00:34:06,379 --> 00:34:08,379
And Tom.
767
00:34:08,482 --> 00:34:10,206
Hey, shots!
768
00:34:10,310 --> 00:34:14,310
They're in the hot tub
together. Nardos, you little
sneak.
769
00:34:14,413 --> 00:34:16,379
I put my head under the water.
770
00:34:18,068 --> 00:34:20,551
MANAAKI: Tom, you know, he's
one of those secret little
ninjas.
771
00:34:20,655 --> 00:34:21,758
I can see what he's doing.
772
00:34:21,862 --> 00:34:24,310
Went to Lily, and he was,
"On, no, that's with Con."
773
00:34:24,413 --> 00:34:26,758
He'll take a shot, and if he
misses,
774
00:34:26,862 --> 00:34:28,551
it's a fucking homing missile
to the next one.
775
00:34:28,655 --> 00:34:31,000
NARDOS: I thought you were shy
at first.
776
00:34:34,103 --> 00:34:36,137
I did want to score with Lily
or Catia tonight,
777
00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:40,103
but Paros, she's cute,
and I'm not picky.
778
00:34:42,448 --> 00:34:43,758
Uh, rhymes with...
779
00:34:44,896 --> 00:34:47,655
Nando's. Nandez. Nandos.
780
00:34:47,758 --> 00:34:49,793
Is that it? Is it Nandos?
781
00:34:49,896 --> 00:34:52,275
Or is it... It's not, is it?
782
00:34:52,379 --> 00:34:53,620
Fuck it.
783
00:34:53,724 --> 00:34:55,103
-Nardos.
-Nardos. That's what it is.
784
00:34:55,206 --> 00:34:56,586
I knew it was that. So, Nardos.
785
00:34:56,689 --> 00:34:57,862
Oh, my God.
786
00:34:57,965 --> 00:35:01,000
Nardos. Lovely girl.
787
00:35:01,103 --> 00:35:02,310
Super lovely girl.
788
00:35:06,689 --> 00:35:09,206
CATIA: Are we kissing each
other goodnight?
789
00:35:11,103 --> 00:35:14,206
Night one. It has been the best
night ever.
790
00:35:14,310 --> 00:35:16,896
Do you want to come cuddle
tonight?
791
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,034
Do you want to come with us
for a cuddle?
792
00:35:19,137 --> 00:35:20,379
Come with us for a cuddle.
793
00:35:20,482 --> 00:35:21,655
I want cuddles.
794
00:35:21,758 --> 00:35:23,344
Oh, my gosh. We're fam.
795
00:35:23,448 --> 00:35:25,586
Like, we are all
getting along so well.
796
00:35:29,206 --> 00:35:32,931
And I want it
to stay like this forever.
797
00:35:33,034 --> 00:35:34,724
I want to go to sleep.
798
00:35:34,827 --> 00:35:37,344
Going to sleep tonight, I see
Manaaki
799
00:35:37,448 --> 00:35:39,931
giving everyone a late-night
hug.
800
00:35:41,482 --> 00:35:44,241
Manaaki, come my way.
801
00:35:45,655 --> 00:35:47,655
-Hi.
-Goodnight.
802
00:35:47,758 --> 00:35:49,517
I'm saying goodnight to
everyone.
803
00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:51,379
Love you.
804
00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:54,344
Tonight I'm unsure
who's going to fuck.
805
00:35:59,413 --> 00:36:01,275
I definitely know
Lily is going to fuck.
806
00:36:01,379 --> 00:36:03,000
-Goodnight, Lil.
-Goodnight.
807
00:36:03,103 --> 00:36:05,448
Who she fucks is a whole
different fucking question.
808
00:36:18,896 --> 00:36:22,034
King Con always has a way
to get what he wants. Always.
809
00:36:22,137 --> 00:36:24,793
♪ Keep me up all night
810
00:36:26,551 --> 00:36:28,206
♪ Boy, your love is way...
811
00:36:28,310 --> 00:36:31,724
The fact that Tom and Lily were
flirting earlier, that's OK.
812
00:36:31,827 --> 00:36:34,551
It's not how you start,
it's how you finish.
813
00:36:34,655 --> 00:36:35,862
I'm going to finish.
814
00:36:35,965 --> 00:36:38,206
♪ I want you to keep me
up all night ♪
815
00:36:40,275 --> 00:36:42,862
♪ I want you to keep me
up all night ♪
816
00:36:44,689 --> 00:36:47,241
♪ I want you to keep me
up all night... ♪
817
00:36:55,275 --> 00:36:57,034
Fuck sake.
818
00:37:00,758 --> 00:37:01,862
King Con?
819
00:37:01,965 --> 00:37:03,827
More like Fail Dong.
820
00:37:06,620 --> 00:37:07,655
CON: Fuck me.
821
00:37:18,206 --> 00:37:19,689
[Tom groans]
822
00:37:24,310 --> 00:37:26,413
Waking up a little bit
hung-over.
823
00:37:26,517 --> 00:37:28,827
Oh, no, Hydralyte.
That's way better.
824
00:37:28,931 --> 00:37:30,620
One of my toxic traits is
actually,
825
00:37:30,724 --> 00:37:32,689
like, not putting Hydralyte
in the cup.
826
00:37:32,793 --> 00:37:34,724
It's just, like, munching it.
827
00:37:37,655 --> 00:37:41,655
Half the house is still in bed
looking like absolute zombies.
828
00:37:42,793 --> 00:37:45,103
Catia is just one of those
girls you don't want to wake
up, eh?
829
00:37:46,620 --> 00:37:47,965
Watch this.
830
00:37:49,827 --> 00:37:50,965
Good morning.
831
00:37:51,068 --> 00:37:52,413
Arrgh!
832
00:37:54,517 --> 00:37:56,413
What the fuck? You cunt!
833
00:37:56,517 --> 00:37:58,000
You fucking prick!
834
00:37:58,103 --> 00:37:59,965
Prank wars have begun.
835
00:38:00,068 --> 00:38:03,034
I can't believe you just did
that.
836
00:38:03,137 --> 00:38:04,931
Fuck you. What the fuck?
837
00:38:05,034 --> 00:38:06,379
I'm seeking vengeance.
838
00:38:06,482 --> 00:38:07,896
I'm going to pop off.
839
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,310
Oh, my God. You are dead.
840
00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:12,620
What an arsehole.
841
00:38:12,724 --> 00:38:15,551
I'm Italian.
What else do you expect?
842
00:38:15,655 --> 00:38:17,689
You've got a seriously
big hickey on your neck.
843
00:38:17,793 --> 00:38:20,344
Seriously big hickey.
844
00:38:20,448 --> 00:38:22,137
What the fuck is that?
845
00:38:22,241 --> 00:38:25,034
It's big. It's there.
It's red. It's dark.
846
00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:28,655
Lily's definitely
fucking claiming her territory.
847
00:38:28,758 --> 00:38:30,793
How was your guys' night last
night?
848
00:38:30,896 --> 00:38:34,413
Don and Lily obviously fucked.
849
00:38:34,517 --> 00:38:36,965
[laughter]
850
00:38:37,068 --> 00:38:38,793
Don't know
what you're talking about.
851
00:38:41,551 --> 00:38:42,758
Oh, I'm so embarrassed.
852
00:38:44,551 --> 00:38:46,172
Bit of a love bite.
853
00:38:46,275 --> 00:38:48,827
That? I had a fight with the
vacuum, and I lost. That's
alright.
854
00:38:48,931 --> 00:38:50,000
It happens.
855
00:38:50,103 --> 00:38:51,896
Is that what you're calling
Lily now, 'the vacuum'?
856
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,379
The Dyson.
857
00:38:53,482 --> 00:38:57,344
I am so proud that the shag pad
was christened last night,
858
00:38:57,448 --> 00:38:59,000
as it should.
859
00:39:01,344 --> 00:39:02,655
You've got to give details.
860
00:39:02,758 --> 00:39:04,620
Oh, look, I'll be straight up
with youse.
861
00:39:04,724 --> 00:39:08,103
Look. So, we tried, but it...
862
00:39:09,172 --> 00:39:11,517
-We tried.
-Wasn't exactly working.
863
00:39:11,620 --> 00:39:14,103
Sometimes your flag's
not always at full mast.
864
00:39:14,206 --> 00:39:16,689
If I'm tired,
I can't put on a performance.
865
00:39:16,793 --> 00:39:17,931
Yeah.
866
00:39:18,034 --> 00:39:19,448
What the hell? Embarrassing.
867
00:39:20,793 --> 00:39:23,137
Look, it was... Yeah.
868
00:39:23,241 --> 00:39:25,689
KYLE: Poor Con. He had whiskey
dick.
869
00:39:27,068 --> 00:39:28,965
Which, I mean, it happens
to the best of us.
870
00:39:29,068 --> 00:39:30,448
-You, eh...
-Gave it a solid crack.
871
00:39:30,551 --> 00:39:32,241
You got to give it a go.
872
00:39:35,103 --> 00:39:36,758
Who the fuck pissed in the
jacuzzi?
873
00:39:38,551 --> 00:39:41,896
Little bit disappointing,
but what can you do?
874
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,758
Oh, I'm just onto the next one
if I have to.
875
00:39:48,620 --> 00:39:50,068
TOM: I feel for Con a little
bit.
876
00:39:50,172 --> 00:39:53,137
But also, like, Operation Lily,
it's on.
877
00:39:53,241 --> 00:39:56,448
Game fucking on.
878
00:39:56,551 --> 00:39:57,586
♪ Go!
879
00:40:00,724 --> 00:40:02,482
GABBY: I'm excited, guys.
I'm excited.
880
00:40:02,586 --> 00:40:04,000
MANAAKI: We're feeling
rough as fuck.
881
00:40:04,103 --> 00:40:06,793
We're hitting the road
to go find some food.
882
00:40:06,896 --> 00:40:10,620
What's the most extravagant
place you've done the dirty?
883
00:40:10,724 --> 00:40:13,620
Yeah. I've been caught by the
police having sex.
884
00:40:13,724 --> 00:40:16,068
-It was actually just in a car
park. -That's crazy.
885
00:40:16,172 --> 00:40:17,448
Can we just hop in a car park
quickly?
886
00:40:17,551 --> 00:40:19,827
Yeah, that's crazy.
887
00:40:19,931 --> 00:40:24,206
Did you know that we're the
only species that have sex for
pleasure?
888
00:40:24,310 --> 00:40:25,482
No. Dolphins are as well.
889
00:40:25,586 --> 00:40:28,068
Dolphins are horny cunts.
They fuck humans.
890
00:40:28,172 --> 00:40:31,551
Is that how they go?
[imitates dolphin calls]
891
00:40:42,931 --> 00:40:46,931
LILY: Cheers for today. It's
your first day actually out as
well.
892
00:40:47,034 --> 00:40:49,517
And cheers
to getting fucked up tonight.
893
00:40:49,620 --> 00:40:50,793
[all cheer]
894
00:40:54,758 --> 00:40:59,551
Hangover food, carbs.
I need you inside me right now.
895
00:41:00,862 --> 00:41:03,034
-But I haven't tried that one.
-Reverse cowgirl is overrated.
896
00:41:03,137 --> 00:41:05,310
Yeah, it just doesn't
bring me pleasure.
897
00:41:05,413 --> 00:41:06,551
Like, it brings them pleasure,
898
00:41:06,655 --> 00:41:08,379
-but I'm like... Yeah.
Whatever. -What one? Which one?
899
00:41:08,482 --> 00:41:10,172
The reverse cowgirl.
900
00:41:10,275 --> 00:41:13,172
Like, lying down. Like, boring.
901
00:41:13,275 --> 00:41:14,827
-Boring.
-Boring.
902
00:41:14,931 --> 00:41:18,310
We cannot get sex off our
minds, out of our mouths.
903
00:41:18,413 --> 00:41:20,034
We are dogs on heat, I swear.
904
00:41:20,137 --> 00:41:22,862
Guys, what do we talk about
when we're not talking about
sex?
905
00:41:29,896 --> 00:41:32,689
Just as I thought. Absolute
silence.
906
00:41:32,793 --> 00:41:34,793
Oh. What animal would you be?
907
00:41:34,896 --> 00:41:36,827
Like, what would be your
animal?
908
00:41:36,931 --> 00:41:39,931
Finally, a non-sexual
conversation.
909
00:41:40,034 --> 00:41:41,517
Um, um, um...
910
00:41:41,620 --> 00:41:44,068
-Can I be a dog?
-And explain why.
911
00:41:44,172 --> 00:41:45,517
You have to explain why.
912
00:41:45,620 --> 00:41:49,482
Because my favourite sex
position is doggie. So, like...
913
00:41:49,586 --> 00:41:50,862
Fuck it, I tried.
914
00:41:50,965 --> 00:41:52,551
Holy fun, this is good.
915
00:41:52,655 --> 00:41:54,931
We are most definitely
becoming a family.
916
00:41:55,034 --> 00:41:57,241
A fucked-up family, but a
family.
917
00:41:57,344 --> 00:41:59,517
And tits out for the boys.
918
00:42:01,206 --> 00:42:02,172
This is good.
919
00:42:03,379 --> 00:42:05,206
-Yeah. Nice.
-This is a mojito.
920
00:42:05,310 --> 00:42:06,620
I think.
921
00:42:11,620 --> 00:42:13,068
WOMAN: This is so nice.
922
00:42:18,655 --> 00:42:20,517
Oh, my Lord.
923
00:42:21,724 --> 00:42:23,275
Where the fuck is everyone?
924
00:42:26,241 --> 00:42:27,310
I'm a party girl.
925
00:42:27,413 --> 00:42:29,551
The thing most people
find attractive about my body
926
00:42:29,655 --> 00:42:32,034
is my tits.
927
00:42:32,137 --> 00:42:34,482
Alright. Where's the women at?
928
00:42:34,586 --> 00:42:37,413
I'm here to have some fun, to
be an absolute idiot, be
myself.
929
00:42:37,517 --> 00:42:39,931
My type is anything with a
vagina.
930
00:42:40,034 --> 00:42:41,931
[burps noisily]
931
00:42:42,034 --> 00:42:44,310
Holy fucking fuck me up the
arse.
932
00:42:44,413 --> 00:42:46,068
I am very much a bogan.
933
00:42:46,172 --> 00:42:48,862
And I'm small and sassy.
A bit feisty.
934
00:42:48,965 --> 00:42:50,275
Hello?!
935
00:42:50,379 --> 00:42:52,172
Oh, my God!
936
00:42:52,275 --> 00:42:55,310
I'm back, bitches!
937
00:42:55,413 --> 00:42:57,103
This time I'm the boss,
938
00:42:57,206 --> 00:43:00,172
so you better
start taking me seriously.
939
00:43:03,137 --> 00:43:04,793
Wake up!
940
00:43:06,931 --> 00:43:08,655
♪ Happy people, dance for me
941
00:43:08,758 --> 00:43:10,620
♪ Ayo, ayo
942
00:43:10,724 --> 00:43:12,310
♪ Ayo, ayo
943
00:43:12,413 --> 00:43:14,413
♪ Ayo, ayo
944
00:43:14,517 --> 00:43:16,310
♪ Ayo, ayo
945
00:43:16,413 --> 00:43:18,172
♪ Happy people, dance for me
946
00:43:30,655 --> 00:43:32,172
♪ Happy people, dance for me
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