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But I'm so ready, and I'm going to meet new people,

fuck new people.

- You look just like a princess. - Oh!

Step aside, boys.

Lily is going to be mine.

Hello!

-Ooh! -What?

Now that Lexie's here,

I'm like,

Lily Who?

Lexie came into the house

like she was fucking top fucking cunt.

That's not happening.

Everyone is all over everyone right now.

It is crazy.

Manaaki is hot.

It ended up with me on the top bunk

listening to these two dudes suck each other off.

So Tom is macking on with Lily.

That was me last night.

Are you just being a fuckboy,

or, like, what are you doing?

I'm in the Aussie Shore House

and I'm here to have fun.

Who knows what could happen tonight?

Oh!

My!

Fuck yes, brother!

There is no niceness in this game tonight.

I really just want to go fuck.

I'm hot and he's hot.

We could be hot together!

I've got the freak out and I'm ready to launch.

I'm a little bit of a sly fox.

I'm the queen because I'm the hottest thing, yes!

Step on my toes, I'll stomp on yours.

My dream job is no job.

I'm a little bit of a shit-stirrer.

Turn up that music and watch me dance.

I do use my tits to an advantage.

I came out my mum's vagina having a party.

Everyone needs a Kyle in their life.

Aussie Shore!

Is anyone awake?

Shag Pad once again for me,

christened it for the actual first time probably,

and it was a good root.

Tom, like, he's hot.

He definitely is my type.

We do get along, there's good banter as well,

and we're super open with each other.

I'll root him again.

I don't give a fuck.

I'll root him again.

Hello, everyone!

Oh, what the fucking...

I've got some caffeine for the lovebirds.

Oh! Shag Pad.

- Are they in the Shag Pad? -They are.

I think they'll be needing a little bit of a caffeine kick,

do you not?

I was on Geordie Shore once.

I can tell this isn't just sex between Tom and Lily.

It's more than that.

I see them touching each other when they're not in the Shag Pad

and flirting on.

Oh, my good God!

Oh, my God!

Tom!

I have literally been greeted with the whitest, palest arse

in the world.

What?

There's a big, big, full moon in the bed!

Put some flippin' boxers on!

I cannot unsee that. I am an engaged-to-be-married woman.

I do not need to be seeing any arseholes,

apart from my fiance's.

So what's going on here, then?

Because I think I need to know the gossip.

- OK. - OK, yeah.

So, there's sex going on, then?

Yeah.

Is there feelings?

No, we just like to fuck.

It is undeniable.

There is something there between Lily and Tom.

I don't know what it is just yet,

but there is something in the air.

Lily, a little bit of feelings?

What, you wouldn't catch feelings for someone like me?

I'm not buying the bullshit.

You can't just have sex as much as they have been

and not catch feelings.

Listen, I am very experienced in this realm.

I've seen this situation before.

Just be careful.

I know that it ends in tears

and I can't tell who's going to be the one

who gets their heart broken.

What do you reckon with Lily and Tom?

D'you reckon, like, 'cause she says...

I reckon he will get feels.

That's, oh, I reckon he could, too.

But, like, I would say the same about Lily, but she seems

pretty hard-no.

Tom's going to get feelings first, for sure.

I hope they both get feelings.

But they're very adamant that it's not happening.

Well...

..bullshit!

Lily's still, like, a "no, no, no",

to the point where it's like, maybe?

I feel like any girl,

no matter what,

if you're sleeping with someone for long enough,

you will catch feelings.

Sometimes they say, "We'll see where it goes" is...

"I already like you, but do you like me?"

- Oh! - Sorry.

Holy shit. That is so bad!

We need to get you a can of fucking deodorant, mate!

- Should I get it? - Yeah.

- Oh, my God! - I'm going to get it.

- Oh, my God!

Bring it over here!

For such a pretty girl, what comes out of me,

I don't understand it either.

I'm really good at looking hot and then being an absolute grot

at the same time.

I'm a hot grot!

Right, come on, youse got work.

Right, so, listen, I'm going to give you your job.

This one is...

..I wouldn't want to do it.

Oh, then why give it to us?

Please to God, do not call my name.

-What is it? - Sausage making.

Yes!

You've gotta get all the sausage meat

and you've got to put it into the skin and then...

Yeah, gang! I'm here!

I'm not even hungover!

I'm fucking peak condition!

Nardos, I actually noticed that, at the car wash,

you didn't pull your weight enough.

Ooh! Woman!

She didn't. She didn't.

I was really hungover that day.

What about today? Hungover?

Yeah, a little bit.

Fuck. I really don't want to go to work today.

Have you ever gone in to a job

and did one day of work, in your life?

No. To be fair, I do have a law degree, but...

- But you never did anything... - I never used it, no.

I do not want to work in the law industry.

Everyone there is boring.

Everything that everyone talks about is boring.

It's not, they're not my sort of people.

Can I just ask, how do you pay for your nails, your hair?

My parents.

I take my dad's credit card and my mum's credit card.

Um, I don't pay my rent.

I don't pay for my car.

They pay for my clothes sometimes.

- You're how old? - I'm 25.

You're 25 and your parents still pay for your shit?!

-Yeah! - That's crazy, though.

Winning!

-Let's go! -Bye-bye!

Bye, everyone!

Work hard!

Can't wait to hear about it.

Love you!

We're gonna eat this up. Literally.

I'm going to eat!

I'm going to eat this sausage up.

Eat!

I'm gonna eat this sausage hard, so hard. Oh!

Mmm, yummy!

I love handling sausages. I reckon it's going to be so fun.

See where the sausage is made.

Nardos, how're you feeling? Are you awake yet?

Yeah, I'm awake.

That was a bit of a stress, but I'm awake.

Once again, Nardos is hungover and does not seem excited.

But I can turn her around, I reckon.

Oh, this is so cool!

Come, come, guys. Don't be shy.

Today, I want these guys purely grinding sausages,

not each other, for a change.

We'll ride you to make sure they're saleable items, right?

- I like that! - These have to be good.

How am I supposed to behave

when I'm in a literal sausage factory?

Ooh, it feels kind of weird! Mushy, moist.

It feels nice.

Reminding me of some things we did last night!

- Oh! - Oh, wow!

-Oh, boy! -Mmm!

He's used to handling small ones. All good.

So I'm going to leave youse to it.

Have a right old crack.

I think I have a pretty good work ethic.

I don't like not being busy at work.

I work seven days a week and I love it.

This ain't my first rodeo, babes.

I've handled my fair share of sausages.

First, you gotta caress the shaft.

You've really got to work that bad boy.

Don't forget the tip, 'cause that's where all the flavour is.

I'm sure someone will eat it.

I'll eat it!

I love chowing down on a good sausage.

Oh!

Kyle. I have a question for Kyle.

Mm?

- No. - No one?

I'm into no one.

Have you gotten to know Lexie

on a deeper level yet at all?

She's cute. Lexie is a good example.

I don't go in guns blazing.

Like, if you look at when Lexie arrived...

Oh, true.

Yeah, he's such a sly cunt.

I can't deal with him.

What the fuck is wrong with him?

Like, just chill.

Oh, fucking hell.

to make friends.

Take the sheets off. Take the sheets off.

Give us it here.

The others are at work, and me and Con are like,

"Let's do a prank."

No, no, no. Between this.

I don't think you understand the excitement that I get in my body

when I'm pulling a prank on someone.

It gets me off, it gets me going.

We need to put something in there that she can't get out.

And we're, like, cling wrap in Jaeda's bed,

and then I don't know where the fuck the eggs are coming from.

Hey, that's enough, that's enough, that's enough!

They've pulled up in the driveway!

They've pulled up in the driveway!

Oh, jeez! Hello!

Hey!

-Hello! - Hey, that's crazy. What's up?

Hello!

Wahey! He's got some sausage!

We've got sausages!

Sausages! Sausages! Sausages! Sausages!

Well done, guys. These look amazing.

So good! What do we do with all these sausages?

Well, Daddy's going to get on the barbecue this afternoon

and cook up dinner, I think.

Daddy's going to get on the barbecue.

Who's Daddy?

You know who Daddy is.

I don't know if he thinks he's smooth, but I'm like,

babe, you're being obviously flirty.

You got a great little bum, don't ya?

Huh?

I said you got a great little bum, don't ya?

Really?

Yeah.

He's giving me the cheeky smile.

Obviously, we've got a little flirty thing going.

It's kind of hot.

Mm. It's a vibe.

I'm loving this, but he's fucking Lily.

But I just get a bit horny and excited

so love the cheeky little relationship we have.

It's quite nice.

Oh? To who?

I don't think she will take it, and I don't...ooh...

Lexie's been, like, a really good friend to me,

and she's, like, had my back.

I'm really worried for her.

Oh, my God!

Let the pranks begin.

-Oh! -Oh, no!

What the fuck? Not the mullet!

-Food fight. Let's go. -No!

Food fight. Let's go.

Oi! Hey!

Yes!

Might as well even it out.

Eggs are like a good lube, I reckon.

I'm kinda into this.

Egg play?

An asshole?

Or a vagina?

Where DO eggs come from?

They hatch.

Eggs...eggs...

You've got me.

Do eggs come out a bum?

Does anyone have really big gold hooped earrings?

I do, babe.

Oh, can I grab some?

Bigger the hoop, bigger the hoe.

Oh, that's what they say.

My plan for tonight is to get fucked up,

hook up with people.

They do have to be a ten out of ten,

with a heartbeat,

but, like, ten out of ten while I'm drunk

is like a three out of ten when I'm sober.

- 100%! - Like we always do.

I'm abso-fucking-lutely going to be hooking up

with someone tonight.

Hopefully, it is a tanned, tattooed man named Manaaki.

Hey! Our toast!

Hell, yeah! Gilligan's tonight.

Always a wild night out.

Everyone is getting loose.

There's people dancing.

Life fucking kills!

Throwing back shots,

and everyone is just hooking up with everyone.

Wahey! Manaaki!

Oh!

What the fuck?

- Hey. Are you OK? - Huh?

Are you OK?

Cute girl, Manaaki.

I hope she can suck your cock as well as I can.

Sparks are flying everywhere in this fucking house.

Tom and Lily, they have a great dynamic going on.

Con and Catia,

I think there's a bit of sexual tension going on there.

The vibes are just up.

I had that chat with Con.

I opened up to him and told him exactly how I feel.

Big one! Big one!

Hey!

But with Con, it's either hot or cold.

When it's hot, it's hot.

When it's cold, it's cold.

There's no in between.

You do you, boo, and I'll do the same.

How are you?!

Maybe I might just

spread myself out.

He's German, he's hot, he's tall -

let's get it!

Whoo!

Oh, are my tits out? Probably.

Let's go!

I'm in my element. This is what I'm built for.

I'm built for hooking up with girls.

Tom's been hooking up with chicks all night.

You know what? Let him.

Like, I do not mind at all.

I don't give a fuck.

At the end of the night, who comes home with me?

Tom.

Lexie and Tom, they were getting close.

I saw them from the corner of my eye, here and there,

getting really touchy, dancey, and things like that.

I might pull him aside myself 'cause that doesn't work.

That Shag Pad is mine.

If I ever saw Lexie trying to take Tom up to the Shag Pad,

I would be cock-blocking that shit straightaway.

I don't give a fuck.

Did everyone have fun?

I had so much fun.

I had a fuckin' ball!

Like, some people just need to be put in their place,

and I will fucking do,

if, if need be.

Fucking jog along, son. Jog along.

That's a bit of me, I reckon.

Oh, it stinks, bro!

Hook up with whoever you want, because at the end of the night,

I'm always hotter...

Manaaki may have gotten lucky in the club,

but he's sleeping alone tonight,

and I can fix that.

Can someone show Kyle to his bed, please?

Oh, look, I can't help myself.

Kyle was definitely trying to get into my bed,

but, fuck, wouldn't be desperate for me at this rate?

When people are sleeping in my bed,

it just messes up my feng shui.

Oh!

So Kyle can't get enough of me.

I had to bloomin' sleep in the day bed last night.

Look at the sun.

Look how clear the ocean is, though.

Why is it so hot?

- You know what? - It's like a sauna.

We've actually got a pool.

- Why is it so hot?! - Why are you moving around?

The more you move around, the more...

Your tanline, I think you need to just go topless today, babes.

Come here.

What did I do?

Come and just lay on me.

Mm-hm. Oh, this is a nice fuckin' spot. I'm so honourable.

Did you just drop one? Huh?

Did you just fart?

- Get the fuck off me! - Holy shit!

- Get the fuck off! - That stinks, bro!

Oi, you know, you know how you were worried,

about getting emotional if you have sex?

After that one, we're never having sex.

Ever.

- Oh, my God!

Cooper's like...

..he's like a teddy bear.

Like a very soft teddy bear,

and he's just the sweetest fucking soul, honestly.

I think today is a really good day

to see who is a bitch and who's not.

-Yeah. - Let's go bungee jumping.

Uh, bungee jumping?

Yeah. Bungee jumping?

One of my biggest fear's in the world's fucking heights.

There's no way in the world I'm gonna bungee jump,

but I can't really look like a bitch, so...

I'll be bungee jumping.

Everyone else is terrified.

Yeah, I can't even look over a balcony.

I can't walk on a bridge, I have to hold onto the railings.

I could burst my breast implants,

like, due to, like, the pressure or something.

I mean, they look like they're about to burst already.

And there's gravity here.

There's gravity. Wait... No.

There's gravity everywhere.

Hold on.

Lack of gravity when falling?

Yeah. That'll do.

Whoo!

Yeah. Whoo!

Whoo!

I'm pissed with Tom.

I don't fully trust him

hanging out with Lexie.

I feel like she's really had my back.

-We're here!

Whoo!

I'm actually going to cry!

Yeah, no fucking way.

Oh, my God. It's so fucking high!

No, no. What the fuck?

Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah.

There's no chance I was getting thrown off

a 60-foot drop and getting swung around.

So I was absolutely shitting my pants.

Nah. Nardos, I don't think we can do this.

I absolutely have instant regret coming here.

Guys, I'm letting you all know right now,

I'm not doing this. Fuck no!

Everyone is super nervous.

We're going to do a tandem.

Jaeda's already complaining.

"I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it."

Con is the most nervous out of everyone, I feel like.

Mr Ego, Mr Hero.

Pussies, if you ask me.

Horrific!

Fuck!

My stomach was already turning.

That's it, guys. All the way to the...

Fuck, I'm dead.

Three, two...

..one!

Hold me!

You have got this. No, no, no.

Oh, fuck me. A little bit further, guys.

Let's go, Lily!

Oh! Toes on the edge.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Let's get it, babies!

Yes!

I can't do this, I can't do this, I can't do this!

Hey, you got it! Come on, you got it!

Lily talks a massive fucking game

and then steps up to the plate

and she starts wanting to pull out.

Can you hear her?

Lily, Lily, you have to, 'cause I'm about to fall!

Don't, Kyle!

If I drizzle a little bit, that's not my fault,

and I'm wearing black pants on purpose,

so there's no wet marks when I do piss myself.

Lily!

I don't want to!

Let's get it, Lily! Sweetie, you're alright.

Go, Lily!

No! Kyle!

No, I'm scared! No!

Five, four, three, two, one!

Whoo!

I'm dizzy, looking at that.

You look hot.

Are you flirting?

Tom's hot.

Yeah.

Don't flirt right now.

I think he knows he's sexy and he kind of just, like,

sits there, and I'm just like,

give me more.

- It's not the time and place! - Alright.

- I'll save it for later, then. - You do that!

Lexie's sexy as fuck.

Like, she's easily the sexiest girl in the house.

So, while we were away from everyone, I was like,

you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Should we...have a good-luck kiss?

- Really? - Mm-hm.

OK.

He has luscious lips,

and it was, like, a bit spicy!

Oh, that's so embarrassing.

I can't believe we fucking cried.

Think about me when you go down.

Whoo-hoo!

You got it, Lexie!

Whoa!

That was the worst experience of my life. I'm going to faint.

I hate this! I hate everything!

I hate it!

Are we all wearing black tonight?

Yeah, I'm wearing black.

Yay! We are!

What are you doing tonight, mate?

Are you doing girls or doing boys?

Um, honestly, I think I want to do boys.

Fuck yeah!

Because that way I can stay away from y'all guys, mate.

-Let's go!

We are going to The Woolshed.

Hell yeah! I'm gonna be dancing all night!

All night! All night! All night!

Let's go!

Fresh meat, fresh environment,

new drinks.

Let's go!

It pops off.

I think the plan with me and all the other boys

is just to go on the hunt,

just go fucking bloodhound on it,

go sniffing through the dance floor.

Oh!

Lily has said that there might be some fresh meat

at The Woolshed tonight,

so I'm excited to, you know,

scour, and see what else is there,

and see if we can make Manaaki jealous.

Yeah?

I'll give 'em back.

I'm playing the field, I'm looking out,

I'm seeing what sort of talent's across the room.

Just telling her that she's the hottest girl in there tonight...

..like I have been with everyone!

I was just thinking,

I want to take you home.

Like, come home with me.

Tom's hooking up with this chick.

Like, fuck off.

I feel like shit.

Like, I saw rage.

What?

I feel like...

Yeah?

Yeah, so?

Yeah.

Like, for fuck's sake, clearly, I got jealous,

if that's what you want to fucking hear.

Like, oh, my God.

And I don't get jealous, and I don't,

I don't get like that, so maybe it's hard for me to admit.

Oh, my God!

I would say the way I'm behaving is very, like,

probably behaving like a bit of a fuck boy,

but I'm, like, a very nice person as well.

I'm very, like, genuine.

Fuck boys do have intentions to really hurt people.

I don't really have those intentions.

I just need to find out from Tom,

like, what's your vibe, what's your situation?

-Let's chat. -Let's chat.

Obviously, you've got this thing going on with Lily,

like, I genuinely haven't cared,

and then I saw him with this random girl,

and I was kind of like...

..is he doing this to everyone?

Like, what's going on here?

Like, what do you feel, bro?

Like, what do you feel?

We're all together, at the end of the day,

and I'm someone that can't really, like,

hide how I feel for very long.

-No, no, come on...

No, I don't know what's wrong with me.

I don't know if he's just good with his words,

but when he speaks, like, you'll...

It's hard not to believe Tom,

'cause he just seems so pure and genuine.

I've got Ella waiting over there,

Lily is somewhere floating about,

and now I've got Lexie,

who's also throwing a bit of a spanner into the works.

I was loving it, like, I was eating that shit up.

That's what I'm there for!

But I'll put my hand up and play tag.

I was happy to talk to Lexie,

and then go for a chat with Ella again, and go back.

I was kind of just making sure that I was interested

in both of them and they sort of knew it.

Hey, it was nothing!

It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.

The whole night, I see Tom pulling Lexie.

I see him talking to her.

He's smooth-talking her.

I see Lexie laughing,

she's giggling, she's getting into it,

and I know she's being played like a fool.

He likes no one!

Stop it, right now!

You're not number one. You're not special here.

He doesn't think anyone in this house is special.

OK, wait.

I'm fucking raging, babe, I'm...

I am...

..feeling my blood boil.

I am raging.

I can't be fucked with this anymore.

The less drama, the more sex I can have.

He says the fucking thing same shit to everyone!

-I see your nipple! -Welcome home!

When we come back from the club,

it's just like feasting, like, hungry hippos, at it.

That's why I'm staying quiet as well.

My mouth is shut the whole night.

I thought, I actually said today,

I said the only three things I'm stuffing in is cock,

food and drinks.

There's nothing else going in my mouth. I'm sorry.

This food is good. I love that, like, I can come home,

and I don't have to, like, think about ordering Macca's,

or, like...

I'm actually so fucking happy with this food.

It's literally orgasmic as fuck.

We're piranhas, like, just going at the food tonight.

Don't! Don't!

I'll give you the best blowjob, I promise.

It is way too hot and cold with Con...

..but Cooper is always there.

Yeah!

Kissing Cooper's comfort.

We have, like, this sexual banter as well.

A kiss and a cuddle is needed right now,

but there's just something that's pulling me more

towards Con.

We'll see what happens.

Lex.

You alright?

Oh, I'm so angry!

I'm just angry!

My buttons have been pushed hard,

hard and fast and deep.

All I'm hearing is Thomas says the same shit to every girl,

and I'm just like,

I don't want to be another one of those girls,

you know what I mean?

- I'm angry. - You're angry?

- Yeah, I'm angry. - What about?

I'm giving you the opportunity to tell me.

What did you say,

in the car,

along the lines of

fucking Lily and then fucking me?

Nardos has backed it up.

Absolutely fucking not.

Absolutely fucking not.

I don't know what Nardos's game plan is.

But I don't understand it.

I don't understand her. I don't understand the situation.

I would never make a comment of "when I'm bored fucking someone,

"I will fuck someone else."

Lexie, I'm a very nice, genuine person.

- Look, bro... - I would never say

"when I'm done fucking Lily, I'm going to fuck Lexie."

OK.

What pisses me off is, I would say,

I would say to everyone that I would like to fuck Lexie,

but I would never assume that I'm going to fuck Lexie.

I'm not going to assume that's going to happen,

you know, I'm going to just do that.

I genuinely feel like, in terms of, like,

being a little bit open,

I was, like, vulnerable with you for, like, 10 minutes,

and I feel like I regret those 10 minutes,

after just being told what I...

Why would you say that?

Because of what I got told.

I've been very angry.

Did I say those words directly?

Mmm, no.

At the end of the day, Nardos is clearly lying in this situation.

When the lies start coming in,

and when you start involving my name in it,

that's when I'm going to start getting pissed off.

Nardos goes, "You're dumb", but she's like,

"Babes, you look stupid."

I don't feel like I've gotten to the bottom of the matter at all.

I'm pissed off.

I still feel...

..fucked up the bum.

Sorry! But I feel like I have been bent over,

had a dildo shoved up there and fucked.

I should be the one crying.

I fucking love you a little bit!

Don't look at my nipples, cunt.

You know what? I don't give a fuck, cunt.

I'm here to drink. I'm here to party.

I don't give a fuck,

'cause it's just too much drama for me.

I don't know why everyone's fighting. It's stupid.

My brain's exploding right now. I don't care.

Guess what? Well, guess what?

I'm still gonna fuck him tonight anyway.

He said, when I'm done sort of fucking with Lily,

or sleeping with Lily,

then he'll move on to me?

Yeah, that's what I heard.

Did he say that in the car?

- Was that word-for-word? - That's what I heard.

Word-for-word, I said, "When I'm finished fucking Lily..."

That is what I heard.

Nardos has a law degree.

She knows the rules of evidence,

and the rules of evidence is have your facts right.

You know what I mean, clarify what was said,

before going and starting shit.

-It is a load of shit. -That's what I heard!

I said...

He's not even denying semantics about the sentence.

He's denying it even happened to begin with.

I'm just going to be honest with you guys,

I don't cope well and I do not deal well with lying.

It fucks with my skin, it gets under me,

it gives me fucking rage.

Tom is a sly fox, and I wasn't happy about it,

so I had to step in.

Go to bed. Go to bed. Do everyone a favour and go to bed.

You're annoying. You're making up lies. Go to bed.

Honestly, I can't be fucked with this shit.

You're making up lies. Go to bed.

I can't be fucked with it.

I'm not thinking she's asking me to confirm, word-for-word,

I'm thinking she's asking me to confirm,

are you 100% sure this happened?

If you're going to make up shit, then fuck off.

I can't be fucked with it.

You make up shit, then I can't be fucked with it.

One way to piss me off is lying.

And you did, you did, made up shit tonight,

caused a bit of drama, congratulations. Awesome.

Well done.

Can you...Nardos, Nardos, Nardos...

No, no, no, wait, wait - did he say it or not?

Yes or no? Those words?

I don't give a fuck who's in the car!

Shit is hitting the fan and I'm here for it.

Did you hear, babe, I love you, don't make me angry -

did he say...

Back yourself. If you're gonna try and cause drama,

back yourself in, don't fucking pull out halfway.

Hey!

Uh, Tom's not getting in the Shag Pad.

-Did he say... -Nardos?

Lexie doesn't know who to believe.

She's tossing up between me and Tom.

Obviously, me and Lexie have gotten close...

..but I don't know if we'll come back from it.

I'm trying not to get annoying, like...

I don't want to get upset.

I think tonight's lesson is that

don't lie to me or I'll be fucking angry,

'cause I'm fucking angry.

I was raging at Tom,

and then I'm screaming in Nardos's face.

I'm like, "What is going on?!"

for you

Do I take their word for it?

Do I...

..act like it never happened, which - impossible.

for you?

I really want to give him, like, the benefit of the doubt.

I don't want to cut him off,

but...

I think I'm just accepting that

I'm probably just that delusional fucker

that doesn't fucking read the signs.

The feeling in the house this morning is awkward.

I don't know. I was just a menace.

Does that mean you're backtracking?

No, I'm not backtracking.

Being a good friend has definitely backfired on me.

Our next job

is a big one.

You are teaching

people to dance.

Oh, fuck. No, I'm not doing that.

- Yes!

I don't know who these students are,

but, hopefully, there's someone hot.

Yeah!

Whoo!

Um...OK.

What the fuck?

I am loving the pool party right now.

It is fucking off its head.

The vibes are up.

Let's play a game.

Why don't we play a game of truth, shall we?

Hombre, get away!

Fuck me!

All I wanted was another drama-free night.

What a cunt.

If you've got a fucking issue, cuz, say to me. If not...

I don't have an issue.

Oi, if not, there's a fucking bedroom,

go to it.

You and me, we're done.