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♪ (Spooky music plays)
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Why aren't you in school?
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Got sent home.
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Kevin!
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I didn't do it!
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Didn't do what?
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(Strange disembodied laughter.)
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Wait, can you hear that?
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Who's that laughing?
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Seriously, with everything going on
with your Dad
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at the moment you get suspended?
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What is that?
Who's laughing?
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I don't hear anything.
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(Laughing continues)
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Why's everyone laughing at me?
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♪ (Music and laughing continues,
getting louder.)
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(A car handbrake is pulled suddenly.
The music fades away.)
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Are we there yet?
We're lost.
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We're not lost.
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I just had the weirdest dream.
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I could care less, but not much.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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I don't know -
a Kardashian said it
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Mum, Katie's being mean to me.
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How do you know?
Lucky guess?
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Katie, don't be mean to your
brother. I wasn't even!
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Quiet! Did we miss the turn-off?
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Tom!
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What that?
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(She sighs) Never mind.
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Hey, stop recording me - you're
infringing my human rights!
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Mum, Katie's infringing my
human rights!
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No, it's in the public interest;
therefore allowable.
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I have a reasonable right to
privacy my own car!
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Why do our kids know so much
about privacy laws?
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♪ (Opening music)
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Is this ours?
Yeah!
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It's nice, isn't it? Yeah.
Guys, doesn't it look nice? No!
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It's going to be great, really.
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Yeah, perfect, thanks Tom.
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Ok! Excellent.
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(She inhales deeply)
Smell that fresh country air!
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How long do we have to stay here?
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Look, there's a playground.
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And we can all go for hikes
up the mountain.
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Yeah: it's just what the doctor
ordered.
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This is all your fault!
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You're full of crap!
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Kevin - language!
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Crap isn't a bad word.
It is the way you say it!
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In future
Don't say crap, say... cabbage.
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Cabbage!
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You wanted to practice your
hurling, didn't you?
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This place is perfect!
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(He sighs)
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Thanks for the back-up.
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What did I do?
Nothing!
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(Raindrops)
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This whole jolly holiday thing
was your idea.
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Okay, you're right.
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Let's just relax and
have a good time.
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♪ (Tense music starts)
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(Door squeaks open)
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♪ (Creepy music continues)
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(Kevin's bag falls to the ground
with a thud.)
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(The door of the cupboard
falls with a bang.)
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(He sighs) It's going to be a
long week.
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Oh look, there's a fold out TV.
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What's the point of that?
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♪ (Music continues)
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(A video falls, hitting the
dresser, then the ground.)
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♪ (The creepy music gets louder)
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Hey guys! So,
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new posts may be a little bit
spotty of the next few days
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due to my mum's misguided desire
that we all need to holiday
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in the hellish pit of despair!
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...also known as -
Moloney's Holiday Park
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I mean (scoffs) can you believe
that I actually had to... Katie!
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I found your extra-small bra in my
bag!
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Where do you want me to put it?!
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I was recording!
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I am going to kill you!
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(She sighs)
There's supposed to be WiFi.
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Tom, do you have WiFi?
(Sounding stressed) Where's the Wifi?
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♪ (Quiet music)
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(Salt mill grinds)
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(Dad sighs, exasperatedly)
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This is cruel and
usual punishment
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I said no.
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I'm calling child services,
they'll take me away.
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If only!
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It's not fair, why does Katie
get to use her phone?
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Because Katie would fall into a
catatonic stupor if she was
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without her phone for 10 minutes
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and she wasn't suspended from school
for hitting someone.
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I didn't even do it! Oliver O'Hare is
a total liar, everyone knows that.
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Why doesn't anyone believe me?
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Anyway, do you really need to
stare at a screen to be happy?
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When I was your age, there was no
tablets or mobile phones
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I know!
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and you all sat around the piano
singing songs
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and knitting leg warmers
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- well we're not cavemen anymore!
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(Dad sniggers)
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Who's up for a little board
game after dinner, hmm?
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(Kevin bangs his head)
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Hey.
You alright?
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♪ (Weird music plays)
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Hey Dad!
Hmm?
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Look what I found!
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Oh yeah?
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What is it?
It's a video tape.
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It's how we used to watch movies
before streaming and downloads
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Cool!
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How's it work?
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You need a video player to play it.
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But I don't think they make them
anymore.
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(Toothbrushing)
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This place is so ancient -
maybe someone will have one?
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Do you wanna go look for one?
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...together?
...in the morning?
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We'll see.
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I'm wrecked.
I'm going to go to bed early.
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Okay. Night Dad.
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(Birdsong)
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Morning.
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(Kevin clatters around)
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Do you have to make such a racket?
I'm trying to work.
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Where's your father?
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In bed.
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What are you looking for?
Something to play this on?
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Look, I never told work we were
going on holiday and
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I've a meeting in half
an hour. You cannot be here!
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You're the one who took my phone
away.
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(He slams the door.)
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(Mum sighs)
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(An axe chops wood)
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Hi... Hello!
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We're the Kellys, staying in
cabin 3 - do you work here?
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I do, pet! I'm the caretaker.
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Ye must be the Kellys in cabin 3?
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Eh... Yes!
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Let me get a good look at you.
Now, what did I do with my glasses?
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Are they not on your face?
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Oh, these? No, sure there's no
glass in these!
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I only wear these to look smart!
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Why don't you wear your actual
glasses to look smart?
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Och, these awful cheap ones?
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You mustn't have an eye for fashion,
do you love?
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No.
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Em, anyway, sorry... Em...
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to disturb you, but it's just
wondering if you had any old
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VHS players in the holiday park?
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Oh, I think there is one in the
shed we use for storage.
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It's a bit of a hike up
the mountain trail, but...
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I can give you a key if you like.
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That'd be great, thanks.
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You're very welcome Mr Kelly
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but first, a warning...
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...that is not just a mountain...
In the olden days,
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it was known as a Fairy Fort -
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home to the mischievous
fairies of yore,
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who'd steal your soul as soon as
they'd look at you.
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So, make sure whatever else you do,
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you don't stray from
the mountain trail
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for fear a fairy might take you off
and take you to the land of Faerie
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where they would devour your flesh
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and peel the skin off your body
to make it into a coat...
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Okay, that's plenty warning.
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Thank you!
You're very kind... bye.
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Beware the carnivorous fairies,
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who'll eat your eyeballs!
(She laughs)
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Come on, it'll take 5 minutes max,
please Katie! Nooo-ah!
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I'm recording a make-up tutorial
this afternoon,
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I don't have time for babysitting!
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All 15 of your followers
will be so heartbroken!
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For your information,
I have almost 200 followers
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I can go on my own!
No!
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You can't! Where's your Dad?
He could take you.
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(Quietly) Where d'ya think?
He's still in bed.
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Ok fine, I'll bring him.
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Thank you.
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(Louder) but this is where
my babysitting ends.
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I'm not a baby!
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Well then, why do you smell like
one?
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That's actually a compliment.
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♪ (Upbeat music, and sheep bleating)
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Will you take some video of me
with the lake in the background?
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Wait, hang on!
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What?!!
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Would it kill you to just
be real for once?
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Is that an insult?
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If you can't tell, you'll never know.
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Is that an insult?
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Go on, I'm recording.
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♪ (Music continues)
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(She sighs exasperatedly)
Let me see!
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This is it, is it?
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♪ (Music comes to an end)
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(Door squeaks open)
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Mmm - you're on your own -
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there's probably spiders as big as
dogs in there!
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(Kevin's footsteps)
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(TV static; the video player beeps.)
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That's not how it works!
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No wonder everyone thinks
you're stupid.
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I'm not stupid.
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I never said you were.
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Give me a shout when you're done.
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♪ (The Pooka theme music plays)
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(Children cheer)
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Hello Pooka!
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(Children gasp)
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(Children laugh)
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Oh no, Pooka,
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you'll spoil your appetite before
dinner.
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(An audience laughs)
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(An stretching upward sound effect
plays, and children cheer.)
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Pooka, don't you'll...
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(Glass smashes. The audience gasp.)
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Sally, how could you?
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and right before your dinner too!
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But... I didn't do it.
It was the Pooka.
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There's no such thing as a Pooka!
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♪ (Strange music plays,
and the audience laughs.)
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♪ (Music ends)
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(From the laptop) Sorry Mary, you're
breaking up there.
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Hello...
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Hello?
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(Laptop) No... I can't hear you,
can you hear me? Hi, hello?
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Oh, I can hear you now. Gotcha!
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Yeah, sorry... WiFi’s a bit shaky
today!
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So I really think we'll reach
an agreement soon,
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we just need to give them
a little more time.
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They just want to make sure the
changes are in scope
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before they agree.
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OK?
OK, thank you.
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Thanks. Bye.
(She slams the laptop shut) Ugh!
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I, eh, couldn't get time off
for a holiday,
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so they think I'm working from home.
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Don't worry, your secret's safe
with us.
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It's all about the work/life
balance,
am I right?
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I'm Priya, this is my husband, Rob.
I'm marketing, he's payroll.
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I noticed you and your husband
arriving yesterday -
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What work do you do?
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I'm Mary, mediation and
my husband is...
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...architecture -
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pleasure to meet you!
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I love your necklace.
This old thing?
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She's being modest - she makes
them in her spare time.
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Oh!
It's mostly a hobby, really.
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and top 10 best seller on Etsy
last Christmas.
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So you're a mediator!
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Yeah, yeah. I help companies
resolve conflicts using
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positive constructive words
to find win-win solutions.
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I like that!
And are you on holiday here?
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Yeah, just squeezing in some quality
family time
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into our hectic schedules!
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Mary, we're very alike.
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Your life is not your work.
Your life is what's done after work.
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Am I right?
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So, it's just an hour of this weird
creature causing trouble
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There wasn't even any story.
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TV was so random in the olden days!
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What would we even talk about?
You don't have to talk.
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I'll do the talkin'.
It'll just be an hour or two.
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Come on! When was the last time we
had a conversation with grown-ups?
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Ok, I'll do it.
Really?
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Has anyone seen me watch?
I thought I'd left it here earlier?
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No, sorry.
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So... who's on for family movie
night? I bought popcorn...
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Sorry Mum, I have to reply to
comments and DMs tonight.
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Maybe tomorrow night?
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Ah, come on! Life is not work.
Life is what you do after work.
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Is this part of my punishment?
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(Mum sighs)
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♪ (Tense music starts)
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(Sudden creaking)
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Katie!
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(Another creak)
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(The door creaks open.)
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♪ (The creepy music continues.)
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(Wind sounds from outside, Kevin's
footsteps, and random creaking.)
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♪ (The music gets louder,
and more scary.)
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(Rustling)
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(More weird noises,
and sudden rustling)
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(The window slides closed)
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♪ (The music gets louder suddenly,
and then slowly fades out.)
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What?
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Did you eat all of our treats
last night?
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I didn't do that.
You're such a liar!
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I'm not! These were supposed to be
for all of us, and last us all week.
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I know that - it wasn't me!
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Why does no one in this family
ever believe me?
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You don't care about anyone
but yourself do you?
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And you're lying now, just like you
lied about
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hitting that boy at school!
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Katie!
How many times - I didn't do that!
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So why'd you get suspended if you
didn't do it? Don't ask me!
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You're one to talk! You lie through
your teeth every time
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you record another stupid Instagram
video!
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...pretending to be someone cool
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when you're actually just
a sad little loser!
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Kevin - that's enough.
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Dad
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you believe me, don't you?
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Ehhh...
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(Dad struggles, and exhales.)
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I've had enough of this crap!
Kevin!
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I mean cabbage!
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(Door squeaks open, and slams shut.)
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He's not even dressed.
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He didn't mean what he said.
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(Katie tuts and huffs loudly,
slamming the door.)
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♪ (Tense music plays)
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♪ (Music continues, with birdcalls)
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Mr Kelly - glad to see the fairies
didn't get you!
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(Dad slurps tea)
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Will you go out talk to him?
He's grand!
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I just think maybe he's acting up
because you don't spend much
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time together these days.
Look...
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I'm just having a bit of a
hard time at the minute.
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How would you feel if you
were fired?
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I'm not having a go, but,
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this started before they let you go
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What're ya talkin' about?
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You have to admit,
you're not yourself.
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00:19:35,839 --> 00:19:41,160
You're sleeping more... you barely
spend any time with me or the kids.
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00:19:41,559 --> 00:19:44,120
Tom, it's OK if you're feeling
depressed.
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00:19:44,279 --> 00:19:46,639
Depr-- eh (laughs)
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00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,919
Ok. Look. If it's that important to
you,
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I'll go out and I'll talk to Kevin,
OK?
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00:19:51,319 --> 00:19:52,319
Cool.
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(Door slams)
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He'll come around eventually.
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00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000
How's it going?
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00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:06,360
I'm just practising balancing the
sliotar
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I'm not very good.
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00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,559
Ah, you'll get it eventually.
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00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,800
Let me show ya... I'll show you how
it's done - you watchin'?
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Pay attention, alright?
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00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,120
(The sliotar bounces)
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There ya go!
Get in there!
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I didn't eat all the treats.
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00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:27,160
I want to believe you but who
else could have done it?
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(The sliotar bounces again)
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00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,279
Are Pookas real?
What?
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00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:37,360
It's from the video I found...
They made a TV show about the Pooka,
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but maybe it's not just a TV show -
maybe it's real?
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00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:44,239
Okay... It's hard to explain but
maybe I could show you?
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Sure.
Great.
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Come on! Now? OK. Are you going to
get dressed first?
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...going around in your pyjamas.
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00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:58,080
♪ (Gentle, relaxed music)
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(Loose rocks rattle as Dad steps
on them)
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♪ (Music continues)
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The old lady said it was 20
minutes
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but really, it’s more like 30,
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but it's not so steep so it doesn’t
feel so long...
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00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,160
And I know this is just a
TV show and it’s not real, but...
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00:21:18,519 --> 00:21:25,760
(Katie's footsteps as she moves back
and dances)
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Ughhh!
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00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,360
Come on Katie, get it together!
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00:21:30,519 --> 00:21:32,040
(A sudden creaking sound)
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00:21:32,199 --> 00:21:33,199
Dad?
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00:21:34,199 --> 00:21:35,199
Kevin?
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00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,199
♪ (Tense music)
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00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,360
(Another rustling noise)
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00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:46,160
(A cupboard door squeaks open)
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00:22:02,199 --> 00:22:05,680
Think I saw this one. I used to love
anything with robots in it...
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00:22:05,839 --> 00:22:09,919
Funny - I’ve kind of lost
interest in movies these days.
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Hey guys, so... I’m on my own
in this janky old cabin...
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00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:21,080
...and... the cupboard door has just
opened by itself.
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00:22:21,239 --> 00:22:24,400
Honest to God, this is NOT a set-up!
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00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,760
I’m going to go see...
what’s inside the cupboard.
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00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:37,239
♪ (Music gets louder and
more intense)
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00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,120
(Katie's footsteps)
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00:22:40,279 --> 00:22:42,319
(Katie's breathing quickens)
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00:22:51,839 --> 00:22:52,839
(Katie screams)
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00:22:54,239 --> 00:22:56,839
Ok Dad, watch this.
This is the Pooka.
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(Katie sighs)
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00:23:01,239 --> 00:23:05,040
(Katie laughs)
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00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,160
Ahh, sorry guys!
(laughing)
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00:23:08,319 --> 00:23:11,319
I could have sworn this was a rat!
I almost died!
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00:23:11,639 --> 00:23:12,879
(Rustling noise)
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00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:21,559
♪ (The Pooka's theme tune
plays on the TV)
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(Children cheering)
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00:23:26,319 --> 00:23:27,360
Hello Pooka!
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00:23:27,639 --> 00:23:32,440
♪ (Mysterious music)
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00:23:32,599 --> 00:23:34,639
Where's he gone?
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Holy cabbage!
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00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:52,680
♪ (End credit music)
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