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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

(GRUNTING)

Time!

Nineteen seconds.

-Ah! It's a new record. -(CLAPPING)

But I think I can beat it. Let's do it again.

(GROANING)

You did it, like, ten times in a row.

My web shooters are starting to chafe.

We have to go, anyway.

Ma's making larvasagna for dinner tonight.

Aw, come on. One more time.

Sorry, Bamm-Bamm. See you, Pebbles.

Bye, guys!

Tch! What a bunch of party poopers.

We need to get back, too. We don't wanna be late for your mom's birthday party.

(SIGHS) Yeah. I guess you're right.

-Oh, no! -What's the matter?

I didn't get my mom anything for her birthday!

Forgot all about it. What am I gonna do?

Why don't you get her some flowers? Or a plant.

Moms love plants.

Where am I gonna get a plant? There's no time!

Um. Look around?

Oh, this one looks nice.

Okay, let's go.

ALL: Happy birthday, Betty!

(GIGGLES) Oh, you shouldn't have.

(BLOWS)

(CLAPPING)

Time for your presents, Betty. Open mine first.

It better not be another bowling ball.

Or a gift certificate to the bowling alley.

Or any other bowling stuff that's really just a present for yourself.

(CHUCKLES) Nope. I learned my lesson after your last nine birthdays.

It's a subscription to a golf magazine.

-(FRED CHUCKLES, GRUNTS) -(BETTY GROWLS)

Happy birthday, Mom!

Oh, my. Would you look at that?

(CHUCKLES) That's quite a plant, son.

Where did you get it?

Uh... The flower shop.

Oh, it's just wonderful. I love it!

Want me to put it in the garden, Mom?

No, something's been getting in and eating everything up.

So let's keep it inside. By the window.

-Okay. How's that? -Perfect.

(RUSTLING)

(SNORING)

(SNIFFING)

(SNIFFING)

Meat!

(CHOMPING)

(SNORING)

(SLURPING)

More meat.

(GASPING)

Huh?

How'd that get in here?

(SIGHS) Morning! What's for breakfast?

Nothing, since somebody had the munchies last night and ate everything.

What? It wasn't me.

Are you sure about that?

Or will the garbage disposal say otherwise?

(KNOCKS)

Get a subpoena, lady. I ain't gonna squeal.

(SQUEALS)

I want my lawyer.

Well, Bamm-Bamm, if it wasn't you, who else could it be?

I don't know.

(SNICKERING)

(BETTY HUMMING)

Oh, that's one impressive plant, Betty.

Yeah. Bamm-Bamm may be eating us out of house and home,

but he sure knows how to pick a thoughtful birthday present.

I know a couple of men who could learn something from him.

(GIGGLING)

(SNIFFS)

Aw, gee, Fred. Looks like I'm in the dog house again.

Betty's still mad at me about her birthday present.

Barney, old boy. I'll help you pick her out a new present.

And Fred Flintstone is a world-class gift giver.

(CHUCKLES)

(WHIMPERING)

Dino, no. Don't beg.

(RUSTLES)

Hmm? (SNIFFS)

-(GROWLS) -(DINO WHIMPERS)

(BARKING)

(SIGHS) Time for my favorite thing to watch on T.V.

That clicking noise it makes when you change the channel.

(TV CLICKING, BUZZING)

(SIGHS) My thumb is getting tired.

MALE HOST (ON TV): We now return to the late night movie

-Revenge of the Mummies 2. -(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)

Oh, cool. A mummy movie.

I love sci-fi movies about the future.

(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

(RUSTLING)

Calm down, Bamm-Bamm. Don't let the movie make your paranoid.

We haven't even gotten to those creepy, futuristic pyramids yet.

Hmm.

Don't be ridiculous. It's not trying to eat you.

It's just a plant.

No, it's not! It's some kind of Plantasaurus!

And I'll prove it to you.

How?

With this.

(SPEAKING LOUDLY) Ah! I'll just be in the kitchen minding my own business.

(WHISPERING) This is so stupid.

Just wait. You'll see.

Come on. Come on!

(CHOMPING)

Good job. You caught him red-handed.

Or beaked, as the case may be.

(GASPS)

I knew it!

(ROARS)

Ugh! What am I waiting for?

I need to tell Debra I love her!

-(GROWLING) -(BAMM-BAMM GRUNTING)

Take that! And that!

And that and that and that and that!

And that, too!

Take it all!

BARNEY AND BETTY: Bamm-Bamm!

(SHEEPISHLY) Hi.

What are you doing?

Um...

Bamm-Bamm was just showing me some of his wrestling moves.

Come on. You can show me some more of those moves on the trees outside. Okay.

I've heard of beating the bushes but this seems like overkill.

That was some quick thinking, Pebbles.

But what are we gonna do about Plantasaurus?

There's only one thing we can do.

We have to take it back to the Crags.

I don't think it wants to go.

Then we'll have to make it.

How do you get rid of unwanted plants, Bamm-Bamm?

The same way I get rid of the ones I wanted.

Forget to water them.

No. If your garden has a weed,

you have to pull it.

(SNIFFING)

Meat!

We got him!

I'm reeling him in now.

Come on, Dino. Let's get this shrubhemoth back to the Crags.

(GRUNTING)

-Hey, Pebbles? -Yeah, Bamm-Bamm. What is it?

Shrubhemoth. That's a really great name for this thing.

Huh. Thanks.

But I already named it Plantasaurus.

So, we're just gonna keep calling it that, okay?

Yeah, sure, fine.

Oh, no! He's reeling us in now!

Meat!

Cut the line! Cut the line!

(BOTH GRUNT)

(SNICKERS)

That was my dad's last steak.

Where are we gonna get more bait?

(DINO WHIMPERING)

(WHIMPERING)

Hey, Plantasaurus! Come and get it!

(DINO WHIMPERING)

Meat!

Okay, Dino. Just wait till it gets a little closer. Then--

(DINO BARKING)

Dino!

It's working!

(PANTING)

(SNIFFING)

Meat?

-We did it! -(DINO GRUNTS)

Boy, I sure would've loved to study Plantasaurus.

Um, maybe you still can.

(SNICKERING)

-Now what? -I don't know!

Well, think of something. This is all your fault!

How is it my fault?

You told me to get a plant!

I didn't tell you to get one that eats people!

(SNIFFS)

Look!

That must be the thing that's been eating everything in my mom's garden.

-Huh? -(BOTH GRUNTING)

We have to help Plantasaurus!

Why?

Oh, fine.

Batter up!

(RABBIT SCREECHES)

Yes!

(LAUGHING)

I think he likes you now.

All right. Okay. All right. Okay.

I have an idea.

Thanks for helping me pick out Betty's new gift, Fred.

I hope she likes her new surfboard.

(LAUGHS) Of course she will, Barn.

What's not to love?

-(BARNEY WHISTLING) -(PLATES CLINKING)

Debra. Before we start snacking on these garden veggies,

there's something I have to tell you.

And I've been meaning to say it for a long, long time now.

Oh, Gerald. I think I know what you're about to say.

And I've been hoping you'd say it for just as long.

Debra...

Look out!

Nice work, Bamm-Bamm.

Plantasaurus is doing a pretty great job

keeping those pests away.

(WHIMPERING)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)