Original subtitles

[upbeat music playing]

[roaring]

[gasps]

- [screaming] - Danica!

♪ What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪

♪ We're coming after you ♪

♪ You're gonna solve that mystery ♪

♪ I see you, Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ The trail leads back to you ♪

♪ What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪

♪ What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪

♪ We're gonna follow you ♪

♪ You're gonna solve that mystery ♪

♪ We see you, Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ We're coming after you ♪

♪ What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪

♪ Don't look back ♪

♪ You may find another clue ♪

♪ Scooby Snacks will be waiting here for you ♪

♪ What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪

♪ We're coming after you ♪

♪ You're gonna solve that mystery ♪

♪ I see you, Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ The trail leads back to you ♪

♪ What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪

[Daphne] We're so lucky to be in Paris, City of Lights.

And even better, city of light snacks.

[laughs]

French french fries, here we come!

Yum, yum.

[speaking French poorly]

- I'm learning to talk French. - Badly.

Maybe you should start by just going, "Oui, oui."

I did that before we left the hotel.

[groans]

I've downloaded a Paris guidebook onto my handheld.

I don't wanna miss any sights.

Trouble is, while you're checking it, you miss them anyway.

Here's to all the great Parisian food we're gonna eat.

Hey, like, that was a French toast.

[giggles]

[Daphne] And best of all, we get to surprise my cousin Danica

when she's named Model of the Year.

But, Toddy, your top model's missing.

How can there be a fashion show?

You will take her place.

But do you really believe I am ready?

You have no choice.

Yes, Danica's been cruelly abducted, but the Fashion Expo must go on.

What better opportunity to publicize the Toddy Stickfigger line?

Excuse me. You said Danica's abducted?

And just who are you?

Daphne Blake, Danica's cousin.

How long has she been gone?

Since last night. It blew our entire rehearsal.

Well, you don't seem very upset about Danica.

Of course I am.

The outfit she was to wear will be in the stores on Monday.

We're all upset. I'm Danica's roommate, Brooke Bjork.

It was so horrible.

She's irreplaceable, though, I guess I'll have to try.

Danica would have made a spectacular grand entrance

with Guy L'Avorton decked out head to toe in Stickfigger.

Back up. Guy L'Avorton was gonna be here?

- Guy who? - The French movie star.

His movies are classics, and so is he.

Have you reported Danica's disappearance to the police?

Who's gonna believe she was kidnapped by a gargoyle?

- [Fred] Gargoyle? - [Daphne] Jeepers!

It dove from the cathedral and grabbed her right where you're standing.

[nervous laughing]

[sneezes]

- Jeez, don't they vacuum out here? - Let me see that stuff.

It's some sort of coarse, crushed limestone.

It trails out to that avenue.

I think that's French for "street."

Well, looks like we have a mystère on our hands.

[Daphne] Look, more limestone

leading to the edge of that manhole.

The closest gargoyles around here are at the bell tower of Notre Dame.

That's weird, one of the gargoyles that's supposed to be up there isn't there.

Okay, split-up time.

Daphne, Velma and I will follow the limestone tracks into the sewer.

Shaggy and Scooby, check out the Notre Dame gargoyle that's missing.

I'm glad to go anyplace with one less gargoyle.

[honking]

In case you find Danica, tell her the expo's in four hours.

And make sure she wears this, label up.

Into the manhole.

Wallowing galoshes, never leave home without them.

Notre Dame. Why does that sound familiar?

Yikes! I hope he's on a break.

Yeah, me too.

Let's do this quick, Scoob.

As soon as we're done looking around, we can get something to eat.

[gasps]

[squeaking]

I think something else has the same idea.

[cooing]

Just pigeons.

[laughs]

Don't look like a statue or you're in for a big surprise, Scoob.

Hey, shoo!

[Shaggy] Check out that shadow, Scoob.

Like, does that shape ring a bell?

Uh-uh.

Oh, it's just us. See?

- [giggling] - [bell tolling]

[Shaggy and Scooby gulp]

[Shaggy] It's not just us.

[screams]

[dramatic music playing]

The sewers of Paris are one of their most famous tourist sights.

Somehow I think of shopping before I think of sewers.

What's this?

[Daphne] Oh, no, that's Danica's.

That color would only go with her skin tones.

[Velma] And it's covered in those limestone crumbs.

[gasping]

Jinkies! There he is.

Guy L'Avorton, the French movie star, with his adorable signature red beret.

What would he be doing in a sewer?

He could ask the same of us.

And why did he run away?

[explosion]

[screaming]

[bell tolling]

Welcome, street dwellers.

I am the bellringer, Sonny.

Sonny Les Matines.

[both] Ding dong, ding.

Would you like something to eat?

Wow! You must be the "lunchback" of Notre Dame.

Glad to have some company, and so are my gargoyles.

[both] Gargoyles?

Yes.

This is Fifi.

That's Bella, Chantel, Mimi, Louis, Gerard and Biff.

This platform brings the gargoyles in for cleaning.

I take good care of my pets.

Wow. Like, I guess that beats a doggy door.

I love these gargoyles.

But there is something far more wondrous flying around the Paris skies...

an actual live gargoyle.

[gulping]

You mean the one that took that model?

Do not judge the creature.

She was its prey.

It is as natural as you pouncing on that caramel brioche.

Pardon me a moment.

I'll get the beverages.

Think I'll try that cool lever.

Zoinks! It's the live one!

[screaming]

[roars]

[continue screaming]

Shaggy!

Flushed out of the sewer, imagine that.

[screaming]

[Daphne] Jeepers! Look, a flying gargoyle!

[Velma] It's got Shaggy and Scooby.

We have to save them!

Quick, catch that taxi!

[Fred] Hey, taxi!

[speaking French]

[speaking French badly]

Excusez-moi?

The monkey took your potato?

Ugh, he means "follow that gargoyle."

[speaking French]

[rock music playing]

[inaudible]

[French rock music playing]

[roars]

[laughs]

A ticklish monster, that's a first.

So long, old buddy, old pal.

So long.

[screaming]

- Whoa! - Oh!

[Fred] There they are!

- [Scooby-Doo] Help! - [Shaggy] Help!

[Daphne] Oh, my gosh, look!

Velma's movie star is up there.

- Guy? Where? - Right there!

[Daphne] Pushing Shaggy and Scooby off the tower.

We gotta hurry!

[whimpering]

- [screaming] - [gasping]

[grunting]

Thanks, guys. Phew.

Another moment and we would've been street crepes.

Yeah, crepes Scoobettes.

Guy L'Avorton, French hero of the subtitled cinema.

I've read every one of your movies.

[speaking French]

Why were you trying to get rid of our friends?

No, no. I attempt to save the doggy and the fuzzy, young man.

I believe him.

Well, your pulling a lot looked more like pushing, mon am-i.

And why are we seeing you everywhere we go?

At the sewer. Here.

I follow the gargoyle to find Danica.

She is my... How you say...?

Girlfriend.

Well, I'm her cousin Daphne.

How come she's never mentioned you in her e-mails?

I do not know.

The enraptured heart, it is...

"The enraptured heart is an uncharted land."

I read that subtitle in Cuisson Croûton, your saddest movie.

Ah, cherie.

[gasps]

[speaking French]

Be still, my heart.

Something's very suspicious about that risqué roué.

- Let's follow him. - Oh, can we?

[Velma] It's that model, Brooke.

[Daphne] I thought he said he was Danica's boyfriend.

And he kissed my hand.

He has a few questions to answer.

He sure does.

What are you doing with her, you two-timer?

I am teaching Brooke to hang-glide.

- At night? - Ah, but you have never seen

the lights of Paris from high in the air.

I just did, and it gave me the whim-whams.

Yeah, me too, whim-wham.

Danica and I enjoy the hang-gliding often.

She asked me to teach her friend to glide.

If you can get the hang of it.

[laughing]

And we must practice for a grand entrance at the Fashion Expo.

With Danica gone, Guy will have to arrive with me.

[speaking French]

[Daphne] On that hang glider

Guy soars just like the gargoyle.

You have to admit that's a little suspicious.

- I do? - Velma!

Okay, okay, I admit it. It's suspicious.

Hey, let's watch where they're going.

This telescope takes these little quarter thingies.

Those are francs.

I thought they were mine.

Hey, they're landing way beyond those French-y buildings.

I see a sign.

"Limestone Quarry."

We need to check that out.

Let's see if anybody's dug in this limestone lately.

- Right here. - And it's the exact same stuff

that we keep finding.

Ahh!

This could make a dandy cosmetic mask.

[Velma] It actually resembles scales. Hm.

Let's go a little deeper.

[Daphne] Danica? Danica!

- Are you in here? - [Shaggy] Oh, it's deep.

Some deep lime pits lead straight down to the Paris catacombs.

Ew, I'm allergic to cats.

The catacombs are abandoned quarries where there are millions of bones.

- Bones? - [Velma] Of people.

The French used to bury bodies in the catacombs.

[both] Yipe!

[screaming]

[thudding]

[all] Ah!

[crashing]

[whimpering]

[gulping]

- Sonny. - You know him?

Sonny's cool. He works at Notre Dame.

Like, he just has a few bats in his bell tower.

And pigeons.

I saw the living gargoyle fly into the catacombs.

I had to follow it.

I must have that gargoyle to touch it

to embrace it, to call it my own!

[gulps]

You mean the gargoyle's here?

[roars]

No, the gargoyle's there! Run!

[French rock music playing]

[inaudible]

[rock music continues]

[whistle blows]

Two hours in the catacombs. Like, I thought we'd never get out.

Hey, what's this?

Part of a rubber suit covered with that limestone paste.

Well, here we are with a mystery and no suspects.

No suspects?

How about the fashion designer who'd do anything to push his label?

Or the jealous, rival model?

Or that ghastly gargoyle groupie?

Or that slithery screen star who hang-glides?

But his soulful eyes always conceal a valiant heart.

Okay, he's a suspect already.

But I think I know just how to find our culprit.

I hope so, before it's too late to save my cousin.

Well, let's set a trap.

Now, let's see. Shaggy said the gargoyle is ticklish.

So we need a whole lot of feathers,

of course, some dynamite and three catcher's mitts.

I have an easier trap.

What could be easier than feathers and dynamite?

Anything.

But this one takes place at the Fashion Expo.

[Daphne] I hope this works.

The family resemblance is uncanny.

So you look like Danica?

Yes. But so does Uncle Julius when he's in heels.

[Toddy] Mesdames and messieurs

Toddy Stickfigger has invited you here tonight

in honor of our missing Model of the Year, Danica LaBlake.

So witness now the spectacular grand entrance

of Guy L'Avorton with new Model of The Year, Brooke Bjork.

Mesdames and messieurs.

Presenting, the no-longer-missing Model of the Year!

[crowd gasping and chattering]

Danica? No.

It's impossible for her to be here... Oops.

[Sonny] Danica!

Whoa!

You will bring my gargoyle.

Sanctuary!

Please, Sonny, put her down!

The gargoyle will come for Danica

and I, at last, will have my gargoyle.

I'm not Danica!

Yes, you are.

And there is no gargoyle.

Yes, there is!

Right behind you!

Come, my pretty one.

Join your stone brothers and sisters!

[screaming]

No! Come back!

Thank you. Now I know who the gargoyle is.

Danica. You're wearing that perfume

I sent you last Christmas: Eau de Danger Prone.

Danica kidnapped herself?

I wanted to escape from the supermodel fast track.

It was too much for me.

So Guy and I planned to have me disappear.

Then Brooke could be Model of the Year

and I could have a normal, quiet life like cousin Daphne.

If she only knew.

The gargoyle would've gone away.

But then Daphne showed up with her meddling amis

and Guy and I had to lead you off my track.

And then he saw you dress as me.

So you became the gargoyle one last time to save me.

But of course, my cousin.

Did you bring my makeup?

Need you ask?

So stone paste from the quarry was used to make Danica into a gargoyle.

Beauty isn't just limestone deep.

And once again, Guy L'Avorton gave his all for l'amour.

[giggles]

Looks like Notre Dame's got a new gargoyle.

[all laughing]

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

Adieu, adieu, adieu.

[theme music playing]