Original subtitles

Now, may I present to y'all every wrestling fan's fantasy

- the Bosepheus Jumbo Wrestling Bowl. - [all] Oh...

The largest wrestling-only facility in the world

built by yours truly, Broderick Bosepheus, who is me.

An underwater cage, a high-tech hydraulic platform,

gravity-defying zip lines, it's all here!

Now, if y'all will excuse me, I need to prepare for the event.

But don't y'all worry.

Here's a little demonstration I know y'all gonna enjoy.

[dramatic music playing]

[growling]

[wrestler screaming]

[reporters gasp]

[growling]

[screaming]

[laughing]

♪ What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪

♪ We're coming after you ♪

♪ You're gonna solve that mystery ♪

♪ I see you, Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ The trail leads back to you ♪

♪ What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪

♪ What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪

♪ We're gonna follow you ♪

♪ You're gonna solve that mystery ♪

♪ We see you, Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ We're coming after you ♪

♪ What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪

♪ Don't look back ♪

♪ You may find another clue ♪

♪ Scooby Snacks will be waiting here for you ♪

♪ What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪

♪ We're coming after you ♪

♪ You're gonna solve that mystery ♪

♪ I see you, Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ The trail leads back to you ♪

♪ What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪

[Fred] Wow. The Bosepheus Jumbo Wrestling Bowl.

It's every wrestling fan's dream, and it's just so beautiful.

Hey, Scoob. Like, I sure wish we could fill that jumbo bowl

with some jumbo cereal.

Yeah. Cereal.

They're dreaming about giant cereal again, aren't they?

- Do they ever stop? - Come on, you guys.

Wrestling is a very serious business, and...

Hey, it's Sparrow Man!

Now, listen here, my fine-feathered friend.

You and your tights works for me, so I expect you to wrestle tonight.

No way. We're not wrestling with that monster running around.

You have to cancel tonight's match.

- [Shaggy and Scooby] Monster? - [Fred] Cancel?

You might not have had this problem, sweetie...

If you would've made us the star attraction.

- What kind of monster is it? - Oh...

[laughing]

Well, it's not a monster per se, darling.

- It's just a... - The Titanic Twist.

Someone tell me that that's just the name of a totally awesome smoothie.

Hardly.

The Titanic Twist was a wrestling move so dangerous, so bone-crushing

that it was outlawed years ago, after the only time it was ever used.

The poor wrestler who fell victim to it never knew what hit him.

And now, after all these years, his ghost has come back.

An evil, contorted beast

seeking revenge on the wrestling world for turning their backs on him.

Can't you just postpone the match until you capture the monster?

- No! - No!

Little lady, I got too much riding on this night to cancel.

Besides, I'm betting this little twisty fella is good for publicity.

Well, count me out, Bosepheus. I'm not gonna wrestle.

[Broderick] Where I'm gonna find someone else on such short notice?

[Fred clearing throat]

Um, Fred, where did you get that?

Oh, this? It's my in-case-of-an-emergency wrestling costume. Neat, huh?

- Umm... - Interesting.

- Tiny. - Yeah.

Okay, Scientist, what do you call this wrestling move?

The Atomic Drop.

[Fred screams]

That's a good name for it.

It says here that Abner Doubleday invented modern wrestling in 1839

while a cadet at West Point.

But I find it hard to believe our future leaders

needed to learn the Front Face Blizzard Suplex.

Oh. Oh. Ow.

Actually, the Front Face Blizzard Suplex was a favorite move of President Ford.

Hey, it's Malachi Crunch. Mr. Crunch, I am your biggest fan.

[grunts]

Glad to hear it, son.

Dad, I thought you promised you weren't going near the ring.

You've already won the championship belt.

You don't have to risk getting injured ever again.

[chuckles]

You'll have to excuse my kids.

Sometimes they get a little overprotective.

Are you kidding? What could happen to you around here?

Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

Come on, Dad, we're leaving.

[screams and groans]

If anyone could take care of himself, it would be Malachi.

He's the world wrestling champ. Even I know that.

Hey, and I know something too. That guy is scary.

[growling]

I know one way to stop a fight: the bell.

[rings bells]

Did you see that thing?

Like, it had two arms on one side of his body.

He could never buy a shirt off the rack.

Okay, gang, there's a missing wrestler

which means we've got a mystery on our hands.

I think it's time we split up and look for clues.

Right. So we can solve this mystery.

Oh, I meant so you guys could find clues, and I could wrestle some more.

But I'll look too. I mean, that's cool.

[howling]

So, like, this is where Mr. Bosepheus makes the wrestlers live?

Huh. I'll bet they don't even get cable.

[rock music playing]

It's the Titanic Twist. Like, hide.

Like, there's only one safe place in this creepy commune:

Where the monster just left. Come on, Scoob.

[Humongous Hammer] Candy.

Uh, sure. Can you break a 20?

I think he can break anything he wants.

Hey, it's Humongous Hammer.

He was the Bosepheus Federation wrestling champ years ago.

I'm your biggest fan!

Yep. That's the way it goes around here.

One day you're the champ,

the next day you're injured and stuck selling Red Twists.

- What kind of injury? - Turnbuckle knee. See?

- [Daphne] Ouch. - Yep. I put on a great show every night.

And how does old Bosepheus reward me?

By making me sell candy.

And he knows I don't even like sweets.

If you see that Bosepheus...

will you tell him that I'm out of black licorice?

Hm. A bitter ex-champion sure might wanna stop this event from taking place.

- I'd say that makes him a suspect. - Well, that and the fact that he's huge.

Shaggy, milk shakes.

You're right, those are milk shakes. Way to go, Scooby-Doo.

Shakes ahoy!

[slurping]

[both] Blah!

Blagh! These are protein shakes. They taste like chalk.

But that's nothing a little whipped cream won't fix.

Oh, bummer. It's empty.

[yawns]

Well, maybe we can find some caramel sauce around.

[sighs]

Shaggy? Uh-oh.

[laughing]

[continues laughing]

[screaming]

Yikes! Shaggy! Shaggy!

Nighty-night, old pal.

[screaming]

[whimpering]

[groans]

Phew!

Uh-Oh.

[screaming]

[Fred] You guys okay? We heard a big crash.

- Crash? What crash? - Scooby, can you tell us what happened?

[growling]

Titanic Twist pushed the Malachi trailer down the hill?

- Uh-huh. - Hey, Shaggy,

- what are you holding? - This?

Uh, sodium tryptohydro... That doesn't sound like whipped cream.

That's sleeping mist. I wonder why it was in the Malachi trailer.

Maybe it's hard to sleep with trailers crashing at all hours of the night.

I think it's time we do a little research on Mr. Malachi Crunch.

Well, if you wanna know about the greatest wrestlers in the world

there's only one place to go:

The Wrestling Hall of Fame.

Like, I don't care if they are just mannequins in tights.

- This place is darn spooky. - "Virtual Wrestling"?

What an enlightened method of experiencing the sport with out actually getting...

[Velma screaming]

...hurt.

Check it out, Scoob.

This chart shows us how to pull crazy wrestling moves.

Now, let me see.

Pull your arm through here, and you grab my left leg.

[laughing]

Jeepers! It's that restless wrestling reject.

But that's strange. Looks like he's only destroying the Malachi Crunch exhibit.

[Shaggy] Like, zoinks, we're stuck.

Little help, anyone?

[Daphne] Oh, no, he spotted us.

It's time for our fall-back plan. Fall back!

["All Twisted" by CIV playing]

♪ They're gonna get you anyway ♪

♪ Any way they can ♪

♪ I told you once I'll tell you again ♪

♪ That it's all the same ♪

♪ You're all twisted ♪

♪ You're all twisted ♪

♪ You're all twisted ♪

♪ You're all twisted ♪

["All Twisted" continues playing]

♪ They're gonna get you anyway ♪

♪ Any way they can ♪

♪ I told you once I'll tell you again ♪

♪ That it's... ♪

- [pinball machine dings] - ♪ All the same ♪

♪ You're all twisted ♪

- Phew! That sure was close. - I think the monster's gone.

Or not.

I heard some commotion. Everybody all right?

Did the monster do that?

Nope. Those two don't need any help getting into trouble.

[Humongous Hammer] Now, let's see.

[groans]

Thanks, big guy. Like, who knew I had a reset button.

See, Dad? Titanic Twist destroyed your exhibit.

That means he's probably coming after you next.

Kids, I am not gonna let a little giant monster scare me off.

We just don't wanna see you get hurt, Dad.

I can take care of myself.

Okay, gang, it's time to split up and look for clues... again.

- Only this time, we're going undercover. - Do I even wanna know?

Ohh! The female wrestlers' dressing room.

How great is this?

- I wish I had a camera. - I wish I had a mask.

- [Daphne] Here you go. - [groans]

[Fred] Wow. Mr. Bosepheus sure has a big office.

There's bound to be some clues in here somewhere.

- Speaking of bound clues. - [Fred] The Scientist.

Good work, guys. Let's wake him up.

[licks]

No, no, no. Get me out of here!

Great, now we're clueless.

- [Velma] Find anything? - Nothing my size.

Hey, what are you two doing in here? You aren't lady wrestlers.

Uh, sure we are. I'm umm...

I'm Bookworm. And this is...

Fashion Sense.

The last thing we need is competition from two girly girls.

But there's an easy way to see if your story checks out.

[Daphne groaning]

Can we try another move, please? You're stretching my outfit.

[gasps]

Daphne, the new spring fashions are here.

Where?

[grunting]

So I grab under here and throw.

[screaming]

Hey, it works.

- What do you call that move? - The Flying Dinkley.

Okay, guys, look around for anything suspicious.

Like, I think that's Daphne and Velma wrestling.

You're right. And I can't believe Velma knows the Ozark Mountain Pile Driver.

Hey, it's Titanic Twist.

Good thing it's just on the monitor, eh, Scoob?

I had to say it.

[growling]

That way, Freddy.

[Shaggy and Scooby whimpering]

- Zoinks! - No need to panic, guys.

[growling]

Okay, now you can panic.

Freddy, you're a wrestler. Like, do something.

My moves only work on opponents with an arm on each side.

- Not against... - Creepy contorted creatures.

Well, it's a good thing we're dressed as janitors

because things are about to get messy.

[Shaggy and Scooby whimpering]

Shaggy, Shaggy.

[growling]

Good going, Scoob.

[thud]

[screaming]

[crashes]

[Daphne] Oh, no. Titanic Twist has Freddy.

Shaggy, Scooby, are you two okay?

Like, if my foot is supposed to be in my ear, then yeah.

Now, what in the tarnation is going on up in here?

I got a sellout tonight, me, thanks to that wrestler maniac

and I'm not about to let y'all kids mess that up!

Now, go on with you. Get!

I've got a sneaking suspicion about that Mr. Bosepheus.

- But right now we've gotta find Fred. - I guess we should split up?

Oh, man. Fred's not even here. We don't need to...

...split up. Guys?

Well, if we're gonna search the whole Jumbo Bowl for Freddy

what better place to start than the salted-pretzel room.

Yeah, salted-pretzel room.

Now, remember, Scoob...

...we need to find Freddy, so eat fast.

[chewing loudly]

Freddy, it's you. What do you know, Scoob, finally our eat-fast plan worked.

Wake up, Fred. Oh, wow, he's really out.

Quick, Scoob, we need to lead the Twisted Titan out of here

and away from Fred.

Hey, Twist, are you left-handed or left-handed?

[Velma] That Humongous Hammer sure is suspicious.

I mean, who else is big enough to be the monster?

[screaming]

[growling]

Humongous Hammer?

- Thanks for saving us. - You're welcome.

Sometimes these giant hands are still good for something.

Besides cleaning giant ears.

Okay. But wait a minute.

If you're here, that means you can't be the Titanic Twist.

As much as I'd like Bosepheus to get what's coming to him

I'd never be able to get around like that

what with my turnbuckle knee and all.

But that's what happens to old wrestlers.

Hm, you know what? I think I have this mystery just about wrapped up.

Great! Now all we need is a Fred-like trap.

Hey, don't look at me. I just solve these things.

[screaming]

Come on, Scoob. Let's hide in here.

Quick, turn off the light.

Here, Scoob, put something on so that wrestle maniac won't recognize us.

- [Scooby-Doo] Okay. - Hey, I think I found an elevator.

This could be our ticket out of here.

[announcer] And now, what you've been waiting for:

The Texas Cage Match!

- Cage match? - Cage match?

[growling]

[screaming]

I don't think this can get any worse.

[growling]

[shrieking]

Okay, I was wrong. This is worse.

Look at Shaggy and Scooby. We have to do something.

- Do you have a plan? - Nope.

- You? - Nope.

I miss Fred.

Look, over there. The controls for the cage.

- Hang on. - Like, what do you think we're doing?

[Shaggy] Whoa!

Whoaa! Whoaa! Whoaa!

[groan]

[growling]

[glass shatters]

[Fred] Oh, man, I missed the trap. And it looks like it was pretty cool.

- [all] Freddy! - [Daphne] Oh, Freddy, I'm so glad.

Now, let's find out who the monster is.

And more importantly, what person can fill out all this fabric?

Not what person, what people.

- [all] Curt and Connie Crunch? - [Malachi Crunch] Kids?

The Crunch kids wanted to scare their father out of wrestling

so he wouldn't end up injured like Humongous Hammer.

That's why they only attacked the Malachi exhibit in the wrestling museum.

To make it look like he was the Titanic Twist's next target.

So, that's how the monster could have two arms on one side of his body.

Because there were two people inside the suit.

But how did two kids knock out all those huge wrestlers?

It's easy when you use the sleeping mist we found in Malachi's trailer.

And they got away with it. Even in spite of you meddling kids.

- [all] Huh? - They were right.

It is about time the old man retires before he gets hurt.

Curt, Connie, thanks for looking out for me.

[crowd cheering]

Now, this is what wrestling is all about, folks. Family.

Let's celebrate like one big, happy wrestling family!

[grunting and groaning]

It sure is nice to solve a mystery. And for such a sweet family.

- You said it. - Hey, where's Scooby?

Scooby-Dooby...

...Doo.

[laughing]

[theme music playing]