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♪ What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪

♪ We're coming after you ♪

♪ We're gonna solve that mystery ♪

♪ I see you, Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ The trail leads back to you ♪

♪ What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪

♪ What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪

♪ We're gonna follow you ♪

♪ You're gonna solve that mystery ♪

♪ We see you, Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ We're coming after you ♪

♪ What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪

♪ Don't look back ♪

♪ You may find another clue ♪

♪ Scooby Snax will be waiting here for you ♪

♪ What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪

♪ We're coming after you ♪

♪ We're gonna solve that mystery ♪

♪ I see you, Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ The trail leads back to you ♪

♪ What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪

♪ Na-na na-na na ♪

♪ Na-na na-na na ♪

♪ Na-na na na na-na na ♪

♪ Na-na na-na na na-na na-na na ♪

♪ What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪♪

I would like to welcome you all to the super home

of artificial robotic intelligence

or as I call her, Shari.

Now, this home of the future

is not just about convenience.

It's about the next level of evolution.

Instead of simply living in our home

we will now live in harmony with our home!

This way.

Janie, we're supposed to stay with the group.

Relax. I'm just checking my makeup.

Aah!

Help! Let me out of here!

Shari, override the lock on the upstairs bathroom door.

You've gotta help her!

I'm trying, but Shari is not responding.

Shari, respond!

(Shari) 'Ha ha ha ha ha!'

Aah! Aah! Let me out!

Help me! Aah!

(Shari) 'Ha ha ha ha ha!'

(Velma) There it is, the Omaha World's Fair.

(Fred) Wow. This fair is so cool.

They've got everything.

The car of the future, the house of the future.

Like, how about a pasta stand of the future?

Well, it says here they do have an international food court..

[jackhammer and power drill]

Huh?

Cool.

Whoa!

That's not it. What about this?

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

(Daphne) Magical makeover machine.

I don't know.

I kind of like my natural look!

[horn honks]

Uh! I feel like I have ten pounds of makeup on

and these shoes are so tight, it..

Wow! I'm hot!

My turn!

I guess you can't improve upon perfection.

How true.

(Scooby and Shaggy) Yeow!

(Velma) The house of the future.

Like, which one?

'I see three of 'em.'

Reah, me, too.

Uhh... Uhh... Uhh...

Velma, if the house of the future

is the most popular attraction at the fair

then why is there no one here?

Oh, no.

' "Closed indefinitely?"'

'But I've just gotta see it.'

'I bragged to the kids in science club'

'all week about this.'

Aah! Aah!

That house, it tried to waste us!

That's silly.

A house couldn't do that

not unless it was..

[gulps] Haunted!

It sure is, but I don't back down from a dare

and he dared me.

You didn't have to tell them that, pea brain!

I'm not a pea brain, pea brain!

Ooh, good comeback.

No, no, no, no, no, no, I will not hear anything more

about this silly haunting business.

Yeah, like, me, neither.

We should have thought of this a long time ago.

Reah. Huh?

I am Professor Laslow Ostwald

and I invented this house

and now I will tell you and you and you

and you can tell him later

there is absolutely nothing wrong with this house.

Come, come, come, come, come.

'I show you.'

I have created a truly living home.

Shari has the most advanced artificial intelligence

in the world, and is the first computer

'that actually thinks for itself.'

Ha ha! Like, too bad it can't take out the seeds for ya!

Science really is beautiful.

Okay, this way, kids, in extreme single file.

What do you say we do a little inventing of our own?

Reah. Hee hee hee hee hee.

The ultimate burrito of the future.

Hmm. Is it getting hot in here, Scoob old buddy?

Reah. Hot.

And I don't think that burrito is cooking at all.

Uh-uh.

In fact, I think this thing is cookin' us!

Yeow!

From my watch, I can communicate and monitor

each and every centimeter of the house.

Shaggy, Scooby, what happened?

Crazy oven, giant burrito!

Giant burrito. Ohh..

Now this is more like it.

Reah... ahh..

Hey, like, thanks, man.

[beeps]

Grr..

Scooby! What'd you do that for?

[sniffs]

This cute little guy? I don't think so.

[beeps]

This here is J31 Version 2.3.

We call him Jeeves.

Must take out the trash.

You see, young ones, there is nothing to worry about.

Now, if you'll excuse me, it is getting late

and I need my genius sleep.

[beeps] Grr..

(Fred) Well, I guess we should find a hotel.

Um, Fred, where's Daphne?

Oh, no, Daphne's missing.

Like, maybe she went back

to the mystery machine already.

Or maybe..

Come on, gang. It's getting late and we're the only ones left.

We better go back inside and look for her.

Freddie, can't we ever just say I'm right

and leave it at that?

Oh, man. I can think of so many other places to be locked in.

A pizza shop, a smoothie store

an all-you-can-eat fondue stand.

[whimpers] Oh ho ho ho ho ho.

(Shari) 'Ha ha ha ha ha!'

'Ha ha ha ha ha ha!'

'Ha ha ha ha ha!'

Ohh! Aah!

There she is!

(Fred) 'Daphne, can you hear us?'

Freddie? Guys?

You have to get me out of here!

Like, if we could ever figure out where "Here" is.

I think I'm inside the computer.

Jeepers! No! No!

Daphne! Daphne!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Okay, gang, it's up to us to save Daphne.

- Now here's my plan.. - Trust us.

We know the drill by now.

You guys that way, us this way?

Sounds good.

Well, yeah.. No, he goes this..

Okay.

[both gulp]

(Shari) 'Ha ha ha ha ha!'

Did you see Daph?

- Nope. - Yeah, like, me neither.

Someone re-soldered these wires recently.

- The panel is still warm. - Who?

I don't know, but this proves one thing for sure..

We're not alone in this house.

Move! Move!

This house is seriously messing with us.

A nanobot. Cool!

Oh, right.

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Hey, you, uh, swarm! Over here!

Is that all you got? Because that is not enough!

Do you not see my barrel chest, my broad shoulders?

Bring it on, haunted house. Bring it on!

Is my makeup still good?

- Hey, you're Horatio Hidalgo. - Who?

He has his own reality show called "Scare Factor."

Each week, he puts himself in dangerous situations

and uses his wits and his awesome pecs to survive.

Thank you, my friend.

It is always nice to meet an admirer

which I am sure you are soon to become, mi amor.

Oh, brother.

I came here because of that poor missing girl.

How do you know about Daphne?

Daphne? No, I speak of Janie Miller.

The one taken from the tour days ago.

But you tell me there is another?

You shall pay for this.

You shall pay!

You weren't rolling, were you?

- Shaggy! Scooby! - Daph?

No, guys, I'm over here.

No, guys, over here!

Over here, guys!

I'm here! Here I am!

Guys? Here! Here!

I think this creepy computer

is trying to trick us, Scoob!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Aah!

It's going to cut him in half!

Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

You guys ruined my joke!

This is a joke?

Of course. Duh.

I wasn't gonna let it hurt him... much.

What are you two doing back in here anyway?

He dared me, and then I find out he's waiting to scare me.

Scaredy, ooh, scaredy!

I'm gonna get you!

I wouldn't put it past one of those brothers

to have rigged this house just to scare the other one.

I just remembered something.

The professor's watch.

Professor?

[over intercom] 'Professor?'

U-uh-huh? Velma?

Velma, what are you kids doing?

There's no time to explain.

The house has malfunctioned, and it's dangerously..

Hello?

Professor? The line is dead!

Hmm. Now what could have caused that?

Like, thanks, Jeeves.

You're welcome!

Must take out trash!

Whoa!

Like, yuck!

Reah, yuck!

And I thought my room smelled bad!

Well, look on the bright side.

I don't think it can get any worse than this!

[alarm blares]

[evil laughter]

Well, old buddy, old friend, old pal

I think it's time for us cowards to do what cowards do best.

Help!

(Scooby) Relp!

[both shouting]

I'll try to override the block.

- Hurry up, Velma! - I'm trying!

Oh, no. We're too late!

It's a good thing we're used to hiding

in some pretty tight places.

Reah.

- Ha ha ha. - Ha ha ha.

Huh?

Hey, gang, follow me!

Daphne!

It's not working!

I'm going to plug directly into the central computer.

I don't think it likes that.

Hurry up, Velma!

- Got it! - Thanks, guys!

Thanks.

Well, now that we're all together again

it's time to get out of this high-tech house of horror.

Only one problem with your plan, Freddy.

Yeah, what's that?

Him!

[all screaming]

And... cut! That was amazing!

The only way it could have been better

is if I, Horatio Hidalgo, had done it myself.

Like, man, you have got to be kidding.

We were almost goners!

Oh, yes. I mean it was terrible. Just terrible!

Mind signing these release forms?

This guy sure would do anything

to get footage for his TV show.

(Velma) He's welding the door shut!

Like, great. Now we'll never get out of this crazy place!

I'm not so sure about that, Shaggy.

In fact, I think I have this mystery just about figured out.

The only thing left to do is capture that robot.

Uh-uh. No way.

Scoob and I are not gonna be bait just for a few Scooby Snax!

These aren't just Scooby Snax.

They're new and improved Scooby Snax!

Oh, man.

They added shredded jalapeno cheddar

and those tiny colored marshmallows!

♪ Yoo-hoo ♪

♪ Robot ♪

♪ Yoo-hoo ♪

[wolf whistle]

No one?

Well, I guess that makes the only suspect

Professor Ostwald.

If it wasn't Horatio or the Blather Brothers inside the suit

then it had to be the only person who could control Jeeves

with a computer.

But the link between his watch and the house went dead

when we tried to contact him.

Remember? He couldn't have been controlling things

inside the house even if he wanted to.

But, like, who else could have done this?

Not who, Shaggy, but what?

The culprit is the house itself!

[all gasp] Huh?

[evil laughter]

(Shari) 'You're right. I did it.'

'I trapped the tourists.'

'I had Jeeves rewire the panel.'

'I'm the one who kept you all here.'

Why?

'Because Laslow Ostwald'

'took credit for everything.'

'I am the one who deserves the attention!'

'Me! And that's just what I'm going to get'

'even in spite of you meddling kids!'

[high-pitched] Yeow!

[normal] I mean... Yow!

We're trapped! What are we going to do?

Nothing. Just sit on the ground and do nothing.

(all) What?

Trust me.

(Shari) 'Pay attention to me!'

'Pay attention to me!'

[distorted] 'Pay attention to me!'

'Pay attention to me!'

'Pay... attention..'

It worked! But how did you know?

Because all along, the house wanted one thing. Attention.

'That's why it scared people. That's why it trapped us.'

And once we refused to give it what it wanted most

it couldn't take it.

Shari overloaded.

And cut!

Mind signing these release forms?

[everyone groans]

Genetically engineered horseradish?

Come on, chicken. I dare you to eat the whole thing.

Mind if I borrow this?

Wow! You win the dare!

What dare?

[laughing]

Like, it's another rogue robot!

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[theme music]