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♪ What's new Scooby-Doo? ♪
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♪ We're coming after you ♪
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♪ We're gonna solve
that mystery ♪
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♪ I see you Scooby-Doo ♪
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♪ The trail leads back to you ♪
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♪ What's new Scooby-Doo? ♪
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♪ What's new Scooby-Doo? ♪
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♪ We're gonna follow you ♪
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♪ You're gonna solve
that mystery ♪
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♪ We see you Scooby-Doo ♪
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♪ We're coming after you ♪
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♪ What's new Scooby-Doo? ♪
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♪ Don't look back ♪
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♪ You may find another clue ♪
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♪ Scooby Snax will be
waiting here for you ♪
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♪ What's new Scooby-Doo? ♪
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♪ We're coming after you ♪
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♪ You're gonna solve
that mystery ♪
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♪ I see you Scooby-Doo ♪
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♪ The trail leads back to you ♪
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♪ What's new Scooby-Doo? ♪
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♪ Na na na na na
na na na na na ♪
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♪ Na na-na na na-na na ♪
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♪ Na na na na na
na na na na na ♪
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♪ What's new Scooby-Doo? ♪
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[instrumental music]
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So, Teen Super Spy Deac Rivers
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at last you face me
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the insidious Dr. Bikini.
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I pity our first meeting
shall also be our last.
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[laughs]
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I hate long goodbyes, doctor.
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They get me all chocked up.
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After him you incompetent dotes.
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[instrumental music]
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[gunshots]
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[groans]
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[tires screeching]
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Cut!
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Great job, Jim. Okay,
swap in the stunt double.
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All set, Bull?
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Settle, everyone, and..
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...action!
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[explosion]
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[evil laugh]
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Abandon this production
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all who wish to live!
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[instrumental music]
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(Fred)
'Hollywood, California,
I can't believe we're here.'
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(Daphne)
'It sure was nice of your aunt'
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'to arrange a studio tour just
for us, Velma.'
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What's the point of having
a glamorous job
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like G-studio accountant
if you can't pull some strings.
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Welcome to Piranha studios.
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May I help you?
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We've like come
to see the movie stars.
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Well, look here, you can't just
waltz on to it.
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Mrs. Dinkly from accounting
left a drive on pass for us.
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Oh, that's different.
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I'm sorry, kids, it's just
that security
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has been tightened ever since..
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Well, never mind.
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You kids go on
and have a good time now.
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[instrumental music]
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I wonder why studio security
has been tightened.
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Like, who cares!
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As long as we're in Hollywood
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surrounded by nice,
normal movie stars
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instead of some group
of ghoulish creeps.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[chuckles]
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Here we are, stage 27.
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Now remember to play it cool
around these movie stars.
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- Okay, girls? Girls?
- I see somebody famous.
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- Hi!
- Hi!
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And to what do I owe
the pleasure
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of receiving the rapt attention
of two such very lovely ladies?
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[laughs]
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Are you a movie star?
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I am an actor.
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Alas! The thespian gifts
of Roderick Kingston..
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...yours truly,
are currently being wasted.
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I'm but a mere stand in for...
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Aah!
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- Chip Hernandez, Jr!
- Where? Where?
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Aah! Will you please
sign this for me.
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I'm just your number one fan.
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Wow! I've never seen him
act like that before.
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Yes, I'm quite used to it.
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Bull, you can't quit.
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What are we going to do
without your stunt team?
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Sorry, Mr. Wong.
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I'll risk my neck
doing any fools stunt
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but when it comes to ghosts
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count me and my team, out.
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You must be Vincent Wong.
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The famous Hong Kong
action director.
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More importantly,
didn't he also just say ghosts?
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Sadly, yes.
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I started out directing
this teen spy beach movie.
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But it's turning
into a horror film.
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Thanks to that Faceless Phantom!
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Faceless Phantom?
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According to studio legend
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ghost of the movie idol
Rip Bannon
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has haunted the back plot,
ever since he was lost
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'in a tragic fire
many years ago.'
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Oh, right,
Rip's most famous role
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was in the Deac Rivers
teen super spy film.
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"Spy Me a River."
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The very film we're remaking.
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Looks like we're
not making anything.
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No stunt team, no movie.
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Okay! All done here, thanks.
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- Bye!
- No, no, no! Don't go!
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We solve mysteries
all the time, stay.
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We'll do the stunts, we're
always in crazy situations.
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Right, gang?
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Sure, if we were the stunt team
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that would keep us close
to the action.
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Uh, it's a bit unorthodox.
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Okay, let's get you to wardrobe.
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Our costumer Vicky will make you
look the part in no time.
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Hold on! I have just
one little word for this idea..
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No, no, no!
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[crying]
No! No! No! No!
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But Shaggy you look
fabulous in this.
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Blue certainly
doesn't cramp your style.
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I'm not worried
about cramping my style.
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I'm worried about
breaking my neck.
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Chip Hernandez, Jr. is
counting on us.
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I can hear his dreamy
voice even now.
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Shh! That is his voice listen.
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(Chip)
'No, it really is that bad.'
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I want off this picture, Sid.
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I can't follow up a mega hit
like "The Modem"
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with this peace of teen fluff.
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Dude, make it happen, or I walk.
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I love "The Modem."
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Who would have thought
an exciting sci-fi picture
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could take place
inside a fax machine.
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I wonder.
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(Daphne)
'Velma, you can't suspect Chip.'
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(Velma)
'Even we amazingly cute
are not above suspicion.'
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Yeah, like he maybe
a wolf in Chip's clothing.
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[laughs]
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[sneezes]
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[dramatic music]
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[dramatic music]
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(Fred)
Split up, Gang!
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, Scooby, Shaggy!
What's going on here?
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Like, ask him.
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[dramatic music]
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The phantom, well..
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I'm not going to let a small
detail like the ghost
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of a disfigured
teen idol stop me.
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Let's start rolling!
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Right on, Vincent.
We're with you.
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[sniffing]
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Scooby, where are you going?
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[sniffing]
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[growling]
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What do you know,
that spooky samurai armor.
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- Good going, Scoob.
- Shh!
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(Shaggy)
'Hey, what's Roderick Kingston'
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'doing in Chip Hernandez,
Junior's trailer.'
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Hey, you! Who's there?
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Let me see your lot pass.
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[crying]
Don't shoot!
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I'm wearing studio property.
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Oh, it's you two.
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I heard the phantom
was around here.
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Hmm, I wonder
what he could want.
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Like, maybe a dressing room.
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I guess studio phantoms
don't get their own trailers.
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Like, I'd rather have a limo.
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It's no use, Fred.
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Your head's just too big
to fit into Chip's helmet.
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[chuckles]
Too much brain, I guess.
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Then we're just going
to have to find someone
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with a smaller head.
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What? Whatever it is,
I'm not gonna do it.
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Um! Delicious! But I still
don't want to do it.
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Shaggy is right.
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He can't possibly
do the stunt like this.
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Ah! Finally.
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Sanity prevails.
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[whimpers]
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It's a much better stunt
with a dog on the back.
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Wait, wait..
This isn't in the script.
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I-I didn't write this,
it doesn't make any sense.
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Trust me! It's better like this.
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Okay, places, roll sound
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and... action!
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[instrumental music]
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No worries, pal,
we are not budging.
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[instrumental music]
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[explosions]
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(Velma)
'Like I never thought
I'd see Scooby-Doo'
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'jump the shark.'
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[evil laugh]
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[screams]
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Abandon this film
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or face my wrath!
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You okay, Shaggy?
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Talk about a bad facelift.
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That guy had his face
lifted clean off.
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Did you get it?
Were you rolling?
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That was gold, pure gold!
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[screams]
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That came from Chip's trailer.
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Come on! Hurry!
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Chip, are you alright.
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What happened? What's wrong?
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What's wrong? Look at my face.
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My beautiful face!
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'It can't be my make up.
It's hypoallergenic.'
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- Um, avocado.
- I'm allergic to avocado.
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That's it, man. I quit!
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You can't walk off this movie.
We got a contract.
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Contract or no contract,
I'm done!
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- Huh! Spoiled brat.
- Hmm.
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Looks like the only way to get
film in can today
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is to shoot more stunts.
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- You game, Fred?
- I'm in.
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[instrumental music]
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Okay, Freddy, remember..
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...you're Deac Rivers
Team Super Spy
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and you're crossing the bridge
of death into Dr. Bikini's
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'inferno lair.'
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Half way across, you're attacked
by an angry swarm of bees.
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Your costume will
protect you a little.
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But act scared, okay?
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Scared, right!
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Rolling, places!
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'Everyone settle and action!'
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[dramatic music]
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Cue bees!
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[bees buzzing]
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(Shaggy)
'Oh, no!
It's the Faceless Phantom.'
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That bee suit won't
protect Freddy for long.
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Come on!
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You'll be okay,
there's first aid ointment
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in the security office.
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I think Shaggy and Scooby are
gonna need a lot more than I do.
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- Oh, ho! Honey!
- Honey!
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Hey, guys, look what I found.
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An old scrap book
filled with pictures
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of classic movie stars.
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(Velma)
'Looks like Old Pete's been'
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'saving these clippings
as souvenirs.'
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(Fred)
'Look, here's a photo
of Rip Bannon.'
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'The Faceless Phantom himself.'
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(Shaggy)
'Yeah, like, back
when he had a face.'
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00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:12,440
There's a whole bunch
of Rip Bannon photos.
257
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,650
What would Old Pete be
doing with these?
258
00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:17,445
Velma, you are needed
on the set, right now.
259
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:20,114
(Vincent)
'Okay, Velma,
we're ready for you.'
260
00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:22,741
Come on! You look great.
261
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:23,909
I can't do it.
262
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:26,036
Everyone will be looking at me.
263
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,997
Yeah, isn't it great.
264
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,415
Ready for your stunt?
265
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:32,084
Oh, I was so mortified
by the costume
266
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,462
I forgot to be
nervous about that.
267
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:35,671
What am I doing?
268
00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:38,132
All you have to do is
jump off this ledge
269
00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:41,010
and freefall until these
nearly invisible guide wires
270
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:43,846
slow your drop and, voila,
you're finished.
271
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,098
Yeah, that's what
I was afraid of.
272
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,892
Do you want a Scooby Snack?
273
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,228
Ready, up there?
274
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:54,565
Okay, camera and action!
275
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,485
Here goes nothing.
276
00:12:57,568 --> 00:13:01,238
Jink-i-i-ies!
277
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,573
Okay, everything's fine.
278
00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:05,659
Perfectly safe.
Falling according to plan.
279
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,621
[evil laugh]
280
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,706
That wasn't a part of the plan.
281
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:18,506
Jink-i-i-ies!
282
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:23,511
Aah! Aah!
283
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:26,805
Oh! Oh!
284
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,390
[evil laugh]
285
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,142
Hang in there, Velma.
286
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:33,187
[dramatic music]
287
00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:36,649
Aah!
288
00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:40,236
Okay, Scoob, let her Rip.
289
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:44,573
thud
290
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,075
Good catch, Shaggy!
291
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,451
Who would have
thought the emergency
292
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,662
nap center I installed
for Shaggy would be
293
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:51,705
used in an actual emergency.
294
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:54,124
Man, like, when I need a nap bad
295
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,043
that is an emergency.
296
00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:00,089
[evil laugh]
297
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:06,595
That's strange, your harness
and wires look fine.
298
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,764
It wasn't sabotage.
299
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:11,267
[sniffing]
300
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,103
Like, Fred,
if those are Velma's wires
301
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:15,396
whose are these?
302
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:18,065
Hmm, an extra set of wires.
303
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:20,109
Looks like Velma
wasn't the only one
304
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:21,860
using special effects to fall.
305
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:24,738
That explains why the phantom
just hung there for a minute
306
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,448
after the bridge collapsed.
307
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,326
Our Faceless Phantom
is a phony-fake.
308
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,705
And you know what that means.
309
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:35,124
That we phone the cops
and head to the beach.
310
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:38,669
That we flush out that
make-believe mischief-maker.
311
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:41,964
Looks like the man
with the van has got a plan.
312
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,341
I'd like, rather get a tan.
313
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:52,099
Yo, Vincent, I'm, like, back.
314
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:55,978
Oh, the prodigal star
returns. Bizarre.
315
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:59,064
So, you're back
to finish the movie.
316
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,649
Why the change of heart?
317
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,234
My lawyer said I had to.
318
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,237
Good enough for me.
319
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,827
(Vincent)
'People, people!'
320
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:15,122
We're about to shoot
the most exciting climax ever.
321
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,332
So let's focus.
322
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:17,833
Daphne, you'll be doubling
323
00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:20,169
for Deac Rivers' flirtatious
love interest
324
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,879
and Russian military contact.
325
00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:23,297
Major Smoochie.
326
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,674
You'll jump your horse
over Dr. Bikini's minions
327
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,636
and land on the speeding train
where Deac is bound and gagged.
328
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:29,970
Save him then we cut.
329
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:33,849
Roll camera, cue train,
and Action!
330
00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:36,352
[dramatic music]
331
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,275
[horse neighing]
332
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,571
[explosion]
333
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,114
[evil laugh]
334
00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:56,705
Like, sorry, Mr. Faceless, sir.
335
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,916
Believe me this wasn't my idea.
336
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:02,711
Okay, gang, now!
337
00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:08,050
Good work, Fred, you got him.
338
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,636
[crying]
Oops! You don't got him!
339
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:13,222
Is there a plan B, Freddy?
340
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,391
Yeah! Run!
341
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:18,018
[instrumental music]
342
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:20,562
♪ I won't go out with you ♪
343
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,357
♪ I don't wanna walk
around with you ♪
344
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,567
♪ I don't wanna walk
around with you ♪
345
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,528
♪ So why you wanna walk
around with me? ♪
346
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:30,030
♪ Ooh ooh ooh I don't want
to walk around with you ♪
347
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:33,158
♪ Ooh ooh ooh I don't want
to walk around with you ♪
348
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,795
♪ I don't wanna walk
around with you ♪
349
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:47,381
♪ I don't wanna walk
around with you ♪
350
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:49,633
♪ I don't wanna walk
around with you ♪
351
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,427
♪ So why wanna walk
around with me? ♪
352
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,138
♪ Ooh ooh ooh I don't want
to walk around with you ♪
353
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:57,057
♪ Ooh ooh ooh I don't want
to walk around with you ♪
354
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,517
♪ Alright ♪
355
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:11,572
♪ I don't wanna walk
around with you ♪
356
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:14,116
♪ I don't wanna walk
around with you ♪
357
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,452
♪ I don't wanna walk
around with you ♪
358
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,287
♪ So why you wanna walk
around with me? ♪
359
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,914
♪ Ooh ooh ooh I don't want
to walk around with you ♪
360
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:24,251
♪ Ooh ooh ooh I don't want
to walk around with you ♪♪
361
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:27,629
(All)
'Vincent Wong!'
362
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,841
I'm befuddled, bewildered
and befogged.
363
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:32,176
What's going on here?
364
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:33,635
It's all very simple.
365
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,847
We arranged for Chip to pretend
to return to the movie
366
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:38,307
in order to act as bait.
367
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:41,685
But how did you know
Chip himself wasn't the phantom?
368
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,645
Because Chip can't do anything.
369
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,564
The phantom could scale walls
370
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:47,983
do acrobatics and seem to fly.
371
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,568
Chip can't even act.
372
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:53,197
Yeah, but check
out my cheek bones.
373
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,449
We knew the phantom
must be someone trying
374
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:56,992
to shutdown the production.
375
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,161
But that could still be anybody.
376
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,538
Yeah, "Spy me a River."
377
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,081
Blawwh! Come on!
378
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,667
Nobody wants
to make this picture.
379
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,461
Especially Vincent Wong
380
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,838
an important Hong Kong
action director
381
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,090
dreams of making
an American film
382
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,675
and gets stuck with this.
383
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,177
Then I remembered that Vincent
384
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,721
started his career
at the Peking Opera School.
385
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,348
From childhood
the students are trained
386
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,850
'to do amazing feats,
which come in handy'
387
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,852
'in the world
of Hong Kong action films'
388
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:27,064
'or creating a convincing
Faceless Phantom.'
389
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:30,651
It's true, I was so excited
to make a Hollywood movie.
390
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:33,487
I didn't even read the script
till after I signed on.
391
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,030
by then it was too late.
392
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,783
Aah! Doesn't anybody
read the script?
393
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:40,244
Then I thought
if enough people quit
394
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:41,703
the studio will shut us down
395
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,956
and I get to direct
a different movie.
396
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,041
So, you played up
the old studio legend
397
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,876
about the Faceless Phantom.
398
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,213
Yes, I'm so sorry!
399
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:54,550
Scooby's right, you were with us
when the phantom chased us
400
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,468
around in that samurai suit.
401
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,262
Yeah, I'm afraid
that was me, Shaggy.
402
00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:02,099
I've been keeping a close eye
on every aspect of this movie.
403
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,267
But, like, why?
404
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:05,894
Because Old Pete is
really Rip Bannon.
405
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,271
Isn't that right Rip?
406
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,898
Afraid so. You see,
"Spying me a River"
407
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,525
was my biggest film.
408
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:14,069
I just wanted to see
it done right.
409
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,072
'You see, way back
when during that fire'
410
00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:19,199
'nobody saw me get
out of there.'
411
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:22,035
But my face..
I had been so handsome.
412
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,996
I couldn't let my public see me.
413
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:27,875
Not, not like, like this.
414
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:31,420
Why Pete? It's the tiniest scar
I've ever seen.
415
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:34,089
It's barely even noticeable.
416
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,008
You really think so?
417
00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:38,635
Oh, well, I suppose
I'd rather go to jail
418
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,679
than to have my name
on this movie.
419
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:43,473
Jail? What for?
Nobody got hurt.
420
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,100
You were only using your mastery
421
00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:47,352
of theatrical effects
to scare us.
422
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:50,564
I just hated this movie so much!
423
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,608
Huh, join the club, dude.
424
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:56,653
Hey, maybe there's a way this
could work out for all of us.
425
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:59,239
[instrumental music]
426
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,413
[audience cheering]
427
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,628
(Daphne)
'New live movie premier.'
428
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,296
(Velma)
'Talk about glamorous.'
429
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,924
(Daphne)
'Chip Hernandez, Jr.
and Vincent Wong's'
430
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,592
' "The Modem 2."'
431
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:20,302
Congratulations, it looks like
432
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,221
you've got a big hit
on your hands.
433
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,806
Well, we wouldn't have
gotten away with it
434
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,559
if it weren't for you wonderful
meddling kids.
435
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:31,146
- And Scooby-Doo.
- Hey, where is Scooby?
436
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:35,150
And nachos and, uh,
jumbo popcorn.
437
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:39,655
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
438
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:43,033
(Shaggy)
'On second thought..
Hold the popcorn.'
439
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,537
[theme music]
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