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You see, it's in the middle of nowhere in Ireland.

Ideal for permaculture!

We’ve been doing missions there for five years.

And there are permanent members, but volunteers are extremely useful to the operation of the center.

You’ll see, it's good training.

- Wow! - Wait, here...

Oh!

It looks great!

There’s a spot that opened up in the equipment truck...

I immediately thought of you.

Well, it's not very comfortable, but at least it's free.

It's perfect!

It's a 15 hours drive. You better not have motion sickness.

And do you just do permaculture or...?

No, the center is really active.

You can’t even imagine! Workshops, conferences, activities for local schools... There's everything!

But I don't have any diploma! I don’t know if I’m going to be very useful...

Don't worry, you'll learn on the job!

There are 11 other volunteers, you all have very different backgrounds.

And it's not all just work! Between waterfalls, mountains, it’s the perfect place to disconnect and run away from your problems.

Here.

These are the basics.

You’ll see, it’s all written in there.

You give me your social security number, your ID card... The rest is written.

You got any more questions?

Uh... No.

I mean, it's...

It's a little sudden. I didn't tell my roommate about the room...

Actually, I didn’t tell my friends at all.

- And then there's my grandmother too... - No, no, don't worry.

You have until Thursday to give it back to me.

After that, it’s going to be too tight a schedule if we don’t have everything.

- Will you be okay? - Yes.

SATURDAY 11:12 AM

SUNDAY 5:13 PM

[Goodpeople - Broke Me]

- I don't know. I'd say love coach. - Love coach?

- Love coach, that would suit you! - Love coach, that would suit you. Seduction coach.

- Because he's so bad at it, he can only get better! - You have a lot of room for improvement!

- There is no way my mom will allow me to do that... - Is your mother going to be a love coach?

Your mother won't be deciding your future, will she?

It's not your mother who will become a coach, it's you!

- Hi, guys! - Hey! - Hola, que tal?

- How are you? - You good? - Yeah, you?

- So, what's up? - Well... We're talking about my future, but yeah...

- And you Jo, what do you want to do? - Well, I'm going to apply for a fucking special education program!

- Oh yeah? Yeah, so I hope I'll get in. - That's for sure!

I can totally picture in ten years giving out your life advice to troubled teenagers! You'd be like...

Pascal the Big Brother*, for them !

*Pascal, the Big Brother is a French television show where a host named Pascal intervenes in a family, at the request of the parents, to put a teenager in need of guidance back on the right track.

- Jo the big sister! - Jo the big sister! I'll be the huge sister!

And Bilal, what does he do?

Well Bilal, listen, he took the reins of the kebab place now...

No, I'm kidding!

No, I'm kidding! He still has an interview to do and he’s going to finish his summer-winter collection, so...

- Summer-winter? - Yeah, summer-winter! It's a mix between summer and winter.

- There aren't any more seasons, after all. - Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing?

Frankly, I think it's a fucking great idea!

And Lola? Is it still a secret?

Maybe you should tell them, right?

Wait, you already know?

Okay, I've been thinking about it for a while, but I'm not gonna tell you, because you're gonna make fun of me...

- Come on, tell us! - Never in a million years!

- It's not like us to do that! - You guys are the worst!

- Come on, 50 bucks that you'll laugh. - You know what?

50 bucks, we'll laugh!

No, we won't laugh! Come on!

I enrolled in psychology.

- You can laugh now... - No, but that's a great idea, right?

It's a great idea, really!

You lost, sis!

No, wait, I'm sorry. You're right! You gotta believe in your dreams!

I’m gonna be a... French teacher!

Are you going to speak that directly to your patients? Because I'm afraid that they'll shoot themselves!

No, actually, we're laughing, but it’s really cool!

- Yeah, that’s cool, I like it! - You see!

- We'll all come to see you! - Forget it, forget it! Too much work! I’m already sick of it.

- But wait, that's not cool! - No, don't want to! - Yes!

- Please! You can make us a little loyalty card! - With stamps... - Oh yeah!

What are we gonna do in September, guys?

We won't see each other everyday...

- Well, we'll hold on! It's family! - Yes!

We’ll FaceTime each other every night at 8pm.

Anyway, we're all gonna repeat this year, so we'll see each other!

- Yeah, but we won't have time, we won't have time! - There's always time for the things we want to do.

MONDAY 3:27 PM

First, sequins...

Because that’s the first memory I have of you.

Your gold-plated necklaces I used to dress up with.

This is for the seaside vacation... where you taught me to swim.

This is for the Christmases we all spent together... and the sweaters Mom used to knit for us every year.

Do you remember that?

The ugly sweaters?

Look, in there are all the memories! Even the bad ones!

This is for the accident.

And Dad's favorite flowers.

You put hundreds of them on their grave.

Your color...

Mom's...

Dad's...

And mine.

Do you like it?

Keep it safe with you.

If I go away...

Will you be mad at me for leaving you again?

I see you listened to me, for the sensory tube.

That's great! This is a proven method.

It seems so.

We found this in Suzanne's belongings when she was moved to the other room...

And given the name on it, I think you ought to have it.

- Have a nice day! - Thanks.

TUESDAY 8:39 PM

You're finally decorating a bit?

Don't get used to it, I just wanted to see how it looks like.

Well, it's really nice.

Will you introduce your grandmother to me someday?

I'd love to, yeah.

Don't you think I was horrible for hiding her from you all?

No.

You had a lot to handle, I guess...

You know...

When she's gone... there won't be anything left from my old life.

There'll be you.

Well, come on! You've been handling everything, lately...

I'm the one cooking tonight!

Are you gonna cook quinoa again?

Surprise!

Yeah...

[ECO-SOLIDARITY MISSION: Registration form]

WEDNESDAY 11:17 AM

I'm sorry...

I didn't want to hurt you.

I just couldn't answer you.

I'm really sorry.

Well, it's not like the fact that you weren't ready wasn't written on your forehead.

But thanks to you, I wanted to believe in it!

No, I swear! Really!

I really felt as if... I could fall in love again.

And for that...

Thank you.

Really.

Seriously, you're annoying...

How am I supposed to be mad at you?

So you're leaving?

I don't know.

I haven't made a decision yet.

I don't really know if I belong.

Ecology is like love. Even if we have more chances to crash than to change the world,

we always go back to it.

You're annoying!

How am I supposed to not go, after that?

Well... let's avoid the neurotic sketch repetition, okay?

I'll never use iron bars again, I promise!

Thank you.

THURSDAY 1:03 PM

In the Pros column, you can add that I'll keep your seat warm.

I don’t know how to thank you.

And then with last week, and everything...

You know, when my wife left me...

I stayed in my bed for three months.

Heartbreak should be covered by health insurance!

How do you feel now?

In remission.

That's good. That's good...

Come on! Let’s continue with the columns!

[Pros: commitment, experience, landscapes, 'warm place']

Do you think me leaving is an escape?

I got too used to doing that.

We leave to come back better!

Fortune cookie?

No, but it could have been! It could have been!

Psst!

My cousin's brother's aunt,

she has a neighbor who has a sister...

and that sister's cousin...

she did the same!

She went out into the wilderness, just wandering around...

And she got eaten by a bear!

No way!

I swear!

That was also in Ireland?

No, in Canada, but...

Come on, that’s enough. I have to step in now.

Uh... I...

Honestly, I'm not sure... no.

I don't know, I'm thinking...

The girl has just come out of two very hard months!

If she leaves, it's because she needs to!

Yeah, that's true.

What's got me a little more worried is the bear thing...

It freaks me out!

Are there bears in Ireland?

It's not safe to say that there aren't...

We're not out of the woods yet!

A bit on Redouane's side.

FRIDAY 2:08 PM

No but now, it's too high, it's not right!

It's okay, who cares, Tiff?

We already didn't care when we chose "Happy retirement"...

Well, you know what? Why didn't you just do it? Well, sorry, but "Have a good eco-sustainable trip" didn't fit on the banner!

That's true, couldn't we have done without the banner, then?

Yeah! Yeah, yeah, of course! Let's ditch the banner!

That's great! And then the drinks, food...

No, seriously, guys! What are we planning here? A dentist seminar?

What the hell are you doing?

SURPRISE!

We know you're leaving...

We had a plan, you know. We...

Max had sent you a shopping list like this, and you were going to take over an hour to get here and...

Now we would've been ready, but...

Well exactly, the list was so long that I was ready to get you some pizzas!

Oh, wait! Actually, I'm fine with pizza!

Absolutely!

I don't know what to tell you...

We’ll miss you a little!

But we’re happy for you, really.

We even planned a little homemade gift for the occasion...

- Ta-da! - Surprise! - You guys are crazy...

Oh!

You think it's ugly, is that it?

Oh no, it's... it's...

It's so beautiful, I love it!

Thank you!

This is funny!

- Whose idea was this? - It was mine.

- It was yours? - I stole it from my brother.

Can I keep it even if I don't leave?

Oh so...

Even if you leave, we won't blame you, there's no problem!

I know you'll always be there for me, but I really want to spend these last few months with you guys.

- I knew it! Did I tell you or not? From the beginning I said: - Yes, I know.

"Maya is not leaving!" Period.

And besides, I'm even going to work overtime in high school now. You're going to see me all the time!

Actually, I'd like to take the GED* next year.

*The GED (General Educational Development) is a high school equivalency diploma.

Ah! That's great! That's good news!

Yeah, it was Vallès who motivated me. Seriously, that guy is awesome!

He even prepared some study sessions for me...

Okay, you know what? Let's just skip the part where you say you're Vallès' best friend...

Personally, it changes my image of you way too much, but otherwise...

So, no regrets for the trip?

I'll go another time!

For good reasons, this time.

- Aww... - Oh my god, that's so cute!

I love you guys!

Well, happy retirement!

Big night ahead!

It’s going to be so out of line, but so freaking cool!

It's crazy- Excuse me.

- How are we doing here? - Hey, hey, hey, hey!

- You good? - I'm good! - I'm good, and you?

Who dances best here?

- It’s me! - It’s me! What are you saying?

Oh damn!

I'll be back.

How are you, Maya? You good? In tip-top shape?

I'm good, and you? Wow! It's been a long time since that!

- No, this is actually a new project. - Oh yeah? What's it about?

I can’t tell, it’s secret! Like really secret!

There are secret things, but this, this is "confidential confidentiality"!

- Okay, sure. - Forget it, it’s a lot of work...

- Yeah, I bet! - Redou! Come!

I'll be back.

- Redou. - What's up?

No, stop filming, this is a national debate!

- Hi! - How are you?

I'm fine, you?

- Can I get you something? - Yeah, I'd like that.

- Here. - Thanks.

They’re the ones who invited me.

I hope you don’t mind.

A retirement party without Lola Lecomte is like a party without the nurse, right?

I'm touched. Really.

[Kick Ass Queens - Ordinary Girl]

You know, you were right...

It's better this way.

- For us. - Oh!

No, but you know, it’s not all your fault...

I'm not easy either.

[Both:] Agreed!

Girl! Excuse me... Sorry to bother you, really.

Don't tell me you knew about this and didn't tell me!

- What are we talking about? - Seriously, are you blind or something?

My friend with your friend! What are they doing?

Oh, well listen, I gave him Sasha’s number, because he didn’t understand anything in Spanish class, so...

Okay, I see! So we're doing some private lessons...

- What's going on? - ...why not, it's okay.

Ah yeah! Exchanging saliva and all!

Girls, girls, do I look good or not?

- Yes, why? - Hugo just got here, I'm freaking ouuuut!

- I don't have any black makeup under my eyes? - No, you are perfect! You are very, very beautiful!

- Okay! Give me some good vibes! - Good vibes, good vibes, good vibes!

- Thanks! - Go!

- What's happening to her right now? - I don't know, they're all crazy!

- You good? - You good? - Yeah, what about you? - Yeah.

Ooh, the big thrill.

- So, let's go? - Yeah!

FRIDAY 10:38 PM

[Silly Boy Blue - Goodbye]

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