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SATURDAY 12:42 PM

Well...

I thought you were going to sleep for days!

- Here. - Thank you.

And...

Thank you for yesterday.

Of course. I wasn’t gonna leave you on the street alone at 3:00 in the morning, especially with that face.

What is it? Is it contemporary art? Abstract art? You have to explain it to me.

And I don't hold grudges, but... maybe not enough.

Why are you saying that?

I don't know...

My ex took advantage of it.

- Are you still talking to her? - No!

From the moment I started saying things, she went completely nuts.

Then she blocked me everywhere.

So, compared to her, I'm okay with you vaguely thinking you’re Lara Croft!

Really, don't worry...

Nobody reported you to the police, so if all goes well, there shouldn’t be any consequences.

Thank you.

And...

And isn't the association upset?

It's okay...

Just, keep your distance for a bit and it should be okay.

Hmm... Yeah...

I get it.

You know, actually...

I don’t even know what's the use of what we’re doing anymore.

No, for real!

Okay, we went a bit viral at first, but nothing really changes.

We wear ourselves out for nothing. What we do is useless.

Don't you think?

Come on, let's go!

What? No. Why?

Let's go!

- What are we gonna do? - I don't know, we'll see!

First of all, everything is homemade...

SATURDAY 2:37 PM

- Egg rolls, samosas. - Oh wow!

Then, a poké bowl, because I know you love it.

Quiche with tomatoes...

And, if we still have room...

A cake!

No seriously, have you decided to make me eat for the entire year or something?

I'm a Taurus, I don't joke about food, okay?

What do you want to start with?

Uh... With the poké bowl!

Treat yourself.

Maya where are you?

Max told us about the party, we're worried...

Just tell us if everything’s okay.

You can answer, you know.

Sorry...

Guys, I'm sorry. For everything. I totally screwed up.

You added Lola.

You left the groupchat.

Okay, what's going on?

I totally messed up with my friends...

I went after them like it was their fault.

Wasn’t that the case?

No.

Absolutely not, no.

I got myself into this state because of the breakup with Lola.

I have to accept the fact that she wasn’t happy with me anymore, but... it’s hard.

And you, were you happy?

Well, yes!

No, but...

Really really?

Because in a couple, when one is unhappy, the other can hardly swim in full happiness...

But we had found a form of balance, I think...

- And it's normal to not be as crazy in love anymore as you were in the beginning, right? - Yeah.

She definitely asked a lot of me...

Things that aren’t me at all.

Like, seeing each other all the time...

Living together...

Calling each other 24/7, saying "I love you" all the time...

That was suffocating me.

And so, when it got too much, I would leave, just to breathe a little.

And you couldn't tell her that?

No.

No, she always blamed me for not being able to express my emotions, but...

When I wanted to say things...

She'd dig her heels in.

It didn't please her, and it would turn into an argument and I hated that.

No, but...

You have the right to be the way you are, you know.

Being in love, being in a relationship doesn't mean you have to be fused together.

Besides, it's not healthy if you are.

Yeah.

She definitely didn’t get that!

Actually, I think the more she learned about me, the more she wished I was different.

In any case, for someone who has a hard time expressing her feelings, I think you're doing pretty well.

But it almost feels good to admit that it wasn’t that perfect after all.

It never is, I think.

Well, come on, eat. It will do you good.

Can I have some of that, please?

Here.

In the end, I don't think I overdid it.

Yeah, you don't know me.

I'm starting to...

It's so good!

- I'm so proud of myself right now! - Oh wow!

TUESDAY 7:02 PM

No, we don't know you...

But there are probably people around you who know you.

Okay! What is that?

Wait, I am...

Oh! Am I a pet?

- Not at all! - Well yes... In a way, yes.

What is that?

Okay, your turn.

No, I suck at this.

Seriously! I hardly know any famous female writers.

Of course you do, come on. She's a muse, an icon.

And she's had plenty of male and female lovers.

Why don't you just tell her who it is?!

It's just a game. You gave her a really difficult one!

Yes, it is a game!

And if we don't take it seriously, it's not funny!

Okay! Hmm...

Okay, I know! Has there ever been a film about me?

- No, but a great comic... - Stop it!

That doesn't help me at all, actually.

Wait, you've never read On the Sea of ​​Lies about Anaïs Nin?

- You can't help yourself, can you? - Come on! She's had 50 tries. Poor Maya!

- Two penalty points for you! - Are you kidding me?

You know she would sell her cat just to win!

It can't be worse than my friend Jo.

Seriously, she's eaten score cards before just so she wouldn't lose at Yahtzee!

Amen! Amen! There are still enthusiasts on this Earth!

Okay, to summarize...

She's a singer, I love her...

She's likely to end up Minister of Culture...

She's...

I don't understand what happened with Max, but please come home... He misses you.

The queen Camélia!

Well done! You won. Are you gonna stop pouting now?

Sorry, Miss Cheater and Miss Iron Bar. I just destroyed you!

Sorry- that wasn't a criticism at all, okay?

No worries!

I completely understand why you freaked out!

I don't even know what keeps me from setting fire to fields full of GMOs every day.

- And what's stopping you? - Okay, I'm gonna make a pizza...

because when Ely starts talking about their association, it never ends!

Ah, there you go... She spoiled it...

I organize eco-solidarity trips to Europe with a friend from school.

Okay... A vacation to save the world?

It's not a vacation.

Believe me!

It's a lot of work. There are plenty of options.

You can go plant potatoes in the middle of nowhere in Croatia.

You can pick up trash on ultra-touristy beaches in the Algarve...

It's a change of scenery!

It calms your destructive tendencies!

- And where do I sign up? - What do you study?

Hmm...

I'm not in school.

I didn't even graduate high school, so if that's a requirement...

Not at all! We are looking for all kinds of people. Don't worry.

You could volunteer, for starters.

- Yeah, absolutely. - Yeah, except that...

What Ely forgets to mention every time is that the volunteers have to pay for their tickets, so...

Ah...

Maybe it's not for me then.

Honestly, if you really want to, we'll figure it out.

How about donations for your birthday?

Alright, come on!

We're back at it! We're gonna get you!

- No way, I'm unbeatable! - Yeah, right.

Come here.

[bad faith]

Here, babe.

[René la Taupe*]

*French cartoon character/virtual singer

- Okay, go ahead! - Okay, so...

Is this something that concerns me?

Yeah. Yes.

Is it someone I know well or not?

You know her very well.

Okay, great.

- Is it... - Wait, stop! That's too much. Your turn.

Hmm... Am I alive?

- Yes... - In our hearts.

Am I a woman?

No opinion.

Yeah...

We'll be... Switzerland!

Wait, too much!

You haven't even figured it out! You've had two guesses!

Oh yeah, damn! Okay! Wait...

- So I'm not a pet... - No.

- Am I an object? - Hmm, no!

WEDNESDAY 12:02 AM

[Eddy Gronfier - No One Knows]

Thank you.

Hmm... "Peaceful Night"... Are you trying to friendzone me?

What are you doing?

Hmm... Physics, as usual.

I'm struggling.

- Sounds fun... - Hmm.

And...

Don't you want to do something else?

What do you suggest?

Wait.

Wait.

Let's move that...

I'm gonna put that over there...

THURSDAY 10:35 AM

What's up, Maya?

I know it's a little tense right now, all that...

I don't really want to get into details, but....

Look, I've got a little something for you. Let me know if it's okay with you, actually.

We’re all going to Tiff’s in the countryside this weekend, and honestly, it'd be so nice if you were to come!

We miss you so much, I swear!

It’s the perfect place to work everything out.

The others are totally okay with it, I asked them. I swear, they totally want you to come!

And Lola won’t be there, she’s on vacation at Daphne’s.

Honestly, if you feel like it, Maya, it'd make us really really happy!

Uh oh...

The frown is back!

My friends are offering me a weekend in the countryside...

Oh! And that's your reaction?

No, that's not the problem, it's just that...

I don't know...

I'm kind of freaking out, I guess.

Hmm...

Well, if they step up to you, it's because they know you screwed up, but that you’re not a horrible person either.

Right?

Yeah...

- Should I go then? - Yes, it'll do you good!

You want to get rid of me, don't you?

Indeed, I was wondering: "When the hell is she going to leave?"

You're right...

I have to go.

But, you know, I would have liked to kidnap you one more weekend...

Thank you, my Redou, I'll come.

FRIDAY 2:08 PM

Where's my grandmother?

She was in this room, here! Where is she?

- I don't know. What's her name? - Suzanne. Suzanne Etienne.

She's not on my patient list, you'll have to ask my colleague...

- No, that's not possible! - I'm sorry.

- That's not possible! - Ask someone else.

No...

No!

Maya?

- Are you alright? - Yes.

I'm sorry...

I should've warned you.

We moved her to another room so she'd be closer to the caregivers office. But she's alright.

Everything's alright.

FRIDAY 4:31 PM

Where are you?

We are at Tiff's

We've been waiting for you for 30 min

Answer me at least!

Seriously, what the hell are you doing???

@Maya please answer!

We're gonna miss our train!

Sorry girl, we're leaving without you!

Translation and subtitles: abi.chaker, yanadeia, alllofskam Video provided by: lelefrem English revision: this.is.calm.and.its.gube.

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