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SATURDAY 8:43 AM

You’re totally staring at me right now.

I'm afraid we did something stupid...

Won’t that complicate things between us?

It was good, wasn’t it?

Well, it was like before...

SATURDAY 9:12 AM

How can you visit seven countries in 30 minutes, bro?

- I still don't understand! - What?

Roubaix is a country. How can you visit it seven times on a scooter? I don't understand.

- Is Roubaix a country? - Well...

- I don’t think it’s a country, I think it’s a city near Paris. - No, dude, it’s a country, you don't know anything, leave it.

Wow, there are carpets everywhere! I’ve never seen this!

What was your favorite moment of the party?

To be honest...

Hmm...

I think it’s when I had a shots contest with the nurse.

- I destroyed her! I swear. - That's right.

Hi!

Yo!

Did you just get back? Was it nice?

Yeah, you know, the nurse tells stories about her life! We couldn’t stop her!

Her adventurous side is very inspiring. I wish I was more like her.

You mean more of a liar?

She's not a liar, she's passionate!

Passionate? The chick still said she fought in the Vietnam War...

So, from there, there’s still a...

And for you two, was it... Nice?

Nice. I just have to go, because there is...

- Eliott is here for the weekend... - Oh, then, yeah!

- Eliott! - Sure.

The one!

- Well... Bye! - Yeah, bye!

- Good night, then! - Have a good day!

- Have a good day! - Will you give him big kisses from me?

Hugs!

Fuck, that's insane!

Lola and Maya, the sequel!

I think we need to calm down. Maybe they just...

No. I believe in this.

I Have a hunch. Well, good night!

Are we sleeping top and tail?

And then, we did it to ourselves... I mean, I did it to myself: we traveled 860 miles along the Spanish north coast.

Lucas driving a car in Spain with their kind of weird signaling on the ground...

- Wait, does he have a licence? - Yes, he does!

And now I’m back from Prague.

We only spent three days there, it was so cool, but I wanted to come back and see you before I went to London!

Alexia is performing her first show, by the way! We’re all going! It’s gonna be so weird, we haven’t seen each other for years!

Jo told me you were seeing Eliott, say hello for me!

It would be good for us to talk, wouldn't it ?

I’m a little nervous, by the way...

You know, I'm thinking of taking online classes to become a shaman...

Hmm...

Yeah, yeah... Yeah, totally.

Wait, what? Shaman?

So, what’s going on in that little head of yours?

I slept with Maya last night.

Okay...

I came home on the right weekend...

We were at a party, it was going too well...

We went home, I wanted to kiss her, so I kissed her and...

And then, I’m not gonna draw you a picture.

Yeah...

A little relapse.

- I don’t know if "relapse" is a good word, for me... - No. No, my bad, sorry. A...

A renewal?

I don’t know. But I’m afraid she’ll think so...

Actually, I don't know. I missed her. That’s not the problem. The thing is...

I’m afraid we can't solved everything in one night, you know...

Have you tried to tell her what you told me?

- That you didn’t feel good about your relationship, all that? - Well, yes!

- When I broke up with her, I said, "You lie to yourself, you run away..." - No.

Talking. Not just blaming her.

You know, the idea about communication in a relationship and everything is a crazy cliché, but...

It worked for me.

Wait...

- You wanted to break up with Lucas? - No.

No. It was him this time. I don't know, he...

He snapped in prep class, everything went to hell.

He tried to send me there too, and... I mean, he tried.

- Fuck! Why didn’t you call me? - Well, because...

I don't know, you’re the only person who sees me as quiet and balanced... So I didn't want to...

To ruin that.

Is it what the roadtrip is for?

Yeah.

In the end, we were tired of the routine. Now, it's good! We travel, we do cool things... It's not just...

The apartment, the groceries...

I see.

I’m not telling you that you have to go with Maya deep in the countryside to see if it works.

Anyway, growing a vegetable garden is a bit of science fiction for me, so...

Maybe I shouldn’t have kissed her.

No, look, I did things without thinking first, again.

- Two years of therapy for fucking nothing. - No, no. No.

You’re not the Lola who just got out of rehab anymore.

I trust you!

Well...

I’m kidnapping you for the rest of the afternoon, okay?

That’ll give us a few hours to finish your psychoanalysis.

Can we have the bill, please?

Tomorrow?

Fuck, I have to scout for an anti Valentine’s Day action...

Scrap that last text, I'll cancel.

- Here. - Thank you.

I can on Tuesday, if it's okay with you.

Great! There's someone I'd like you to meet!

- Let's go? - Yeah.

SATURDAY 11:44 AM

You poured it all over my phone!

MONDAY 8:17 PM

You know, Eliott recommended a lot of cult-classics.

Like Carrie, The Exorcist...

- Uh...The Silence of the Lambs, Pet Sematary... - Oh, yeah...

Max and Tiff are pestering me to watch Titanic, so, I think, we're going to do that...

So, a guy who dies in zero-degree water to save the girl he loves, that's okay, that isn't too romantic for you?

Am I dreaming or did you just spoil the ending?

Thanks a lot, Lola!

You showed it to me before I even saw it!

No, but I don't know, I thought you wanted to do an Anti-Valentine's Day!

Yeah, but...

So?

Well, okay, I admit it. Actually, the thing is, you know...

My big brother made me watch the movie It when I was 6 years old!

Now I can't look a clown in the eye anymore, you know...

You think that's funny?

Wouldn't you prefer, I don't know... a musical comedy?

That's good too!

It’s dancing, it's joyful, all that! No?

No, but Redou, do I really look like a girl who watches musicals?

Yeah...

- No. - Hmm.

Well, okay, let's go for Pet Sematary then!

Honestly, as long as you keep smiling, I'm happy about it.

I- I say that...

You know, since we don't quite understand what's going on with you and Maya...

Personally, I didn't understand anything...

I don't know, tonight maybe you wanted to spend the evening with her instead of spending it with me...

No, but...

It's okay, I'm fine here, Redou.

Phew, I'm relieved!

I swear, I was so afraid that you'd take it badly, that she would still put the organization before you...

What nonsense! I'm a fool...

Is that what you all really think?

I don’t care if she goes to save the whales.

I just feel like she's using that as an excuse to run away from her emotions.

It's like she's stuck, am I wrong?

I don't have an opinion on that...

Well...

Let's watch Pet Sematary?

Yeah. Pet Sematary is... Is it good, Pet Sematary?

It's...

- What's Pet Sematary about? - Well, you'll see...

I'll see.

Oh yeah...

Oh...

- It's... - Relax, that's the credits!

I know! Actually, in general, credits aren't scary, you know...

But if even the credits are scary, we're in trouble...

Watch out!!!

Really, stop this right now!

I'm already on edge...

TUESDAY 3:13 PM

- Where are you taking me? - You'll see...

Since when do you volunteer with old people? I don't get it...

Hello!

How are you?

Lola, this is Suzanne...

My grandmother.

Mamie, this is Lola.

I told you about her, remember?

Hello.

Here!

This is for you.

- My favorites! - I know, Grandma!

I stopped seeing her.

TUESDAY 4:28 PM

- I thought you’d be happy. - Yes, well yes, I’m happy!

I don’t understand how you could hide something this big from me, actually.

It wasn't because of you.

I didn't want to think about it.

But Maya, of course it didn’t work out between us!

This is too big a secret.

I know!

See, more proof that you never really let me into your life.

I let you in more than anyone else, I swear!

I don’t trust you anymore.

I stopped seeing her when her illness got worse...

She became a stranger.

She would always ask me where my parents were.

I had to tell her about the accident...

Again and again and again...

It was endless...

I’m so ashamed to have let her down.

And I don’t want to be afraid of suffering anymore!

I want us to be together.

I love you!

I’m not expecting an answer right now.

I just wanted to prove to you that I understood.

WEDNESDAY 12:37 PM

C'mon.

Lola, you can't stay like this...

You have to tell us.

What happened?

Nothing.

Well no, it's not nothing. We can't stand to see you like this...

Maya told Max she was meeting up with you yesterday.

Yeah, I saw her...

And?

No, you know what? Okay...

It's none of our business, it’s not up to us to... It's none of our business.

I didn't feel anything...

She told me that she loved me and wanted to be with me...

But it didn't make me feel anything...

But isn't that what you wanted?

I don't know, and I tell myself that if she changed, we could get back together...

But...

I think I was wrong.

You have to tell her.

Yeah, I know.

THURSDAY 9:58 AM

So, these are my philosophy notes...

Tell me if you don’t understand, because I write in text-speak, I’m lazy...

Okay. Anyway, it will be better than my blank pages...

And didn’t you tell me about Spanish class, too?

Yes. But I don’t understand anything Spanish, so I don’t write anything down.

But Sasha does, so talk about it with each other...

- Spanish? - Yeah.

Yeah, of course.

I have that. And anyway, I got them. I do okay in Spanish...

- Okay. Well, thank you. - No problem, don't worry.

And I’ll give them back to you as soon as I...

Okay, the girl completely flipped...

What just happened, girl?

You know... La Mif's dramas, I guess. As usual.

Alright, Lola, all clear, you can come out.

Sorry.

No, it’s okay, girl, don’t worry. Honestly, we aren't judging you...

You know, last year, I was super awkward, with Joel, I was doing stuff... Don't get me started!

I was stalking him all the time, like I was tracking him on social media,

I always wanted to be at his parties...

I was unbearable, actually. I really was.

So... that's life.

For me, it’s the other way around.

So it’s the other way around...

Fuck, now that I think about it, you know I’m always the one who gets rejected? I'm sick of it!

Yeah well, girl, at least you get rejected!

You know, I’ve never been in love! Like, relationships freak me out, it’s not even worth it...

Can you guys send me the notes from our afternoon classes? I’m not feeling well, I need to get some fresh air...

Okay.

Thank you.

[Silly Boy Blue - The Fight]

THURSDAY 5:12 PM

- Are you Lola? - Yeah.

I'm Maya. Pleasure.

So, why are you here?

For fun. I love picking up people's shit.

How did I get here?

You called me completely trashed, at around 4 or 5 in the morning.

- I'm sorry. - Don't worry.

Do you know what my problem is? My problem is that I like you.

I don't wanna be your friend, Maya.

I don't wanna see you with someone else.

Lola is expected at the front desk to urgently kiss her girlfriend, thank you!

- Maya's not just your friend! - Oh, totally! Seriously, it was obvious from the start that you like her!

You know, when a lesbian invites you to a party, that doesn't necessarily mean she wants to sleep with you.

See, that's why I don't like people: they're so quick to judge.

- Wait, what do you mean? - It means I didn't wait for you to sleep with girls, Greta Thunberg.

We should move in together. It'd be cheaper for you.

No but, Lola, you're still in high school! Who moves in together at our age?

You can't stay with someone like me.

- I am the one who gets to decide, okay. - I think it's the end with Maya...

We fought so much yesterday!

She doesn't want us to move in together and you know what she said to me?

That I'm co-dependent. Isn't it crazy to say that?

Can't you put your actions aside for a couple of minutes so we can talk about it?

Why do we always have to fight about this?

Seriously, change the record!

Do you really think I can just ditch them at the last minute?

You only think about yourself!

Then I was upset about it.

You don't give a fuck about anyone!

- How is it going with Charlotte? - We broke up.

Fuck, I'm not talking about la Mif! I'm talking about myself, Maya!

I'm not even sure I can love someone properly. Or if I can be loved.

- But if I could, I would have come, you know that! - No, I don't know!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry I pushed you away and...

You disappeared for five days, Maya!

I got scared.

I don't want you to leave.

When you're not here, I miss you.

I want to be with you.

I can explain everything.

No, I don't care. It doesn't matter.

You wanna end up like your mother, don't you?

I've never felt like this before.

Listen, Lola, I know you...

I'm scared I'll hurt you.

You only think about yourself!

We owe each other nothing.

Because I love you.

We don't know each other.

I don't want to be scared and I don't want to wait anymore.

FRIDAY 5:06 PM

The important thing is that things are better between us.

That we meet again.

Lola...

I wish it had gone a different way, really...

But it's over.

I don't love you anymore.

[Chillo - Centerfold]

Are you dumping me again now?

You can't do that!

You're the one who came back to me!

You're the one who kissed me!

You’re gonna have to fall apart again to accept the fact that we can’t live without each other, is that it?

I'm not who I used to be, Maya,

I'm not the one you fell in love with anymore.

I'm fine, now.

Oh yeah?

You’re fine, so you’re dumping me?

- Calm down, really... - No!

It's too late for that, Lola!

I'm not doing okay, and it's all your fault!

Translation and subtitles: abi.chaker, yanadeia, alllofskam Video provided by: lelefrem English revision: this.is.calm.and.its.gube.

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