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Are you in the greenhouse?

Yes.

[Theodora - A Song For Your Night Escapes]

La Mif was already in abduction alert mode... Can you send them a message?

You're right, I will.

Does it bother you?

Does it bother you?

About the greenhouse, I mean...

I can leave if you want.

No, it's fine.

No, don't worry, enjoy.

You're not going to class anymore?

When you told me to come pick up my stuff...

And you blocked me everywhere...

You're gonna think I'm stupid

But that's when I realized it was really over...

Sorry, I have no right to write this to you. It was my decision.

I'll leave you alone.

It's shitty that we don't talk at all.

Yeah, really shitty.

Maybe we can take it step by step?

For sure.

For sure.

First step: write to La Mif to let them know I'm okay.

Step #2: avoid getting paranoid...

SATURDAY 12:26 AM

MONDAY 1:08 PM

[Léonie Pernet - Butterfly]

Hello Maya, as I already told you during the interview, I really enjoyed our discussion. I want to trust you: the supervisor position is yours. When can you start?

"Grass never grows on everyone’s busy road." P. Vallès.

I know it’s a bit weird, I’ll tell you what happened, but Vallès wants to hire me as a supervisor at your school. Is it a problem for you? Be honest, I can find another solution.

No way.

You need this job, take it! La Mif won't believe it.

Thank you very much for the opportunity! I am available tomorrow!

TUESDAY 10:57 AM

Hey, Maya! Hey, supervisor!

Hey, you even took out the coat!

Can you give me a late pass real quick?

- Madam supervisor. - Good morning.

- Oh, well, totally! - Nice to meet you, Ma'am.

Oh!

-"Ma'am"! -"Ma'am"! You grew ten years older suddenly!

I lost my correspondance book*! Can I have another one?

*The "cahier de correspondance" is a tiny book which allows parents and teachers to communicate by writing in it, if need be. You must have it to enter school every morning: it testifies that you are a student in said school.

Could you delete our detention hours?

You're gonna do us good!

- Guys, this is my first day! Do you want to get me fired or what? - Totally!

Actually, though, do you have access to the server?

So you can give me a 18 in math... so cool!

- No, not 18, 12. 12 is more... - No, don't listen to her!

We have to think big! Big!

- Do you have the subjects for the white baccalaureate*? - Here!

*"Baccalaureate" is the necessary exam to pass high schol. A "white" exam is a training exam.

Do I have "gullible" written on my forehead or something?

- We don't know, we can't see it! - Well, we’ve never seen it.

Does she even have one? We don't know!

Sorry, excuse me, sorry.

- Excuse me, do you have 50 cents, please? - She touched you?

Hmm... Yeah.

We never get a break!

- Here. - Thank you, you're a lifesaver!

I lost my wallet last night at a party, and now I really need a coffee.

Maya. Nice to meet you.

I’m warning you right now so you won’t be disappointed: the atmosphere within the staff is not great.

- Oh... okay. - Yeah, sorry.

Very important: if the French teacher, the one with the ugly sweaters...

If he invites you to one of his colleague parties, say no. For real!

- You really have to say no. - Because the parties are...

Actually, he calls it parties, but they’re actually...

Playdates with themes like...

You don't want to know.

Okay.

Got it.

But you look cooler than the others.

- Would you give me your phone number? - Well... Yeah, yeah! Totally!

She has the nurse's phone number!

- What's your name? - Wait, sorry...

Hey!

Send the phone number on our WhatsApp!

Invite her to parties!

Hey!

Does she only have one lab coat or ten of the same one?

Ask her!

I'm begging you!

Maya! Cut a lock of her hair!

And put it in your pocket... For later!

Sorry. It's my boyfriend, he's...

- ... very annoying right now. - Yeah...

Maybe the male menopause...

He wakes me up every night, not to do interesting things...

But to talk!

Yeah...

Do you have a partner?

Hmm...

No.

I mean, we broke up not long ago.

Oh, you're so lucky!

Freedom, flirting, one night stands...

Well, no... For me, it’s more like tachycardia, chest pain, difficulty breathing, all that..

Takotsubo.

- Tako-what? - Takotsubo.

It’s Broken Heart Syndrome.

Did it feel like you were having a heart attack?

Well... yeah. Wait, that really exists?

Not only does it exist, but it is very common. Much more than we think.

I know a girl to who had it two times!

No wait! This is rare!

And it is beautiful!

If it happened, it means you loved your ex very much.

Bye.

Excuse me, do you 50 cents?

Here.

You can check, but I think everything is there.

You can keep this one, you love it.

That’s nice, but I’d rather not.

It's yours.

Okay...

Whatever you say.

You can keep the plant, too. But, be careful, it’s burnt.

Yeah, I admit, I haven’t been managing lately...

It’s not a big deal.

Are you planning a protest?

Yeah.

What's the matter?

No, I mean, I love your commitment, saving the planet, whales, all that, that’s very, very cool...

But... aren’t these flowers too much?

Do you maybe want to add broken glass and an exploding Earth?

Yeah, I'm in!

And I thought you just came to get your stuff back...

- I mean, I can go, if you want me to! - Oh no, but look... It's made for you!

Nice! My fav color!

You know, I...

I’ve been thinking about what you said...

- We don’t have to talk about it. - I know.

But I want to.

You were right, actually.

It's okay, I swear!

It's just...

I figured out where it came from.

You know, my mom... she was like me...

Not much of a demonstrative person, and all...

- I mean, you get it! - Yeah, yeah...

But in the evening...

When she put me to bed, she'd always say to me...

[Japanese:] 今日は月がとっても綺麗ですね (kyou wa tsuki ga tottemo kirei desu ne)

"The moon is beautiful tonight", in Japanese.

It was her way of saying she loved me.

Well, I don’t know about the moon, but...

But your banner is...

It is beautiful.

Sorry... It’s... it must be Thierry, I asked him to pick me up.

Well... go if you have to.

Is it okay? Can I leave you alone? You’re not gonna add rainbows, flowers, suns?

- I won’t touch anything, I swear! - Cool.

I'll give you Katherine.

Let's do that.

Don’t water it, it’s too late.

Have a good protest.

Thank you.

WEDNESDAY 2:46 PM

THURSDAY 4:12 PM

PLANET A! NO PLAN B!

PLANET A! NO PLAN B!

PLANET A! NO PLAN B! PLANET A! NO PLAN B!

PLANET A! NO PLAN B! PLANET A! NO PLAN B!

PLANET A! NO PLAN B! PLANET A! NO PLAN B!

PLANET A! NO PLAN B!

PLANET A! NO PLAN B! PLANET A! NO PLAN B!

PLANET A! NO PLAN B! PLANET A! NO PLAN B!

PLANET A! NO PLAN B! PLANET A! NO PLAN B!

PLANET A! NO PLAN B! PLANET A! NO PLAN B!

PLANET A! NO PLAN B! PLANET A! NO PLAN B!

You don't seem super comfortable...

Oh no, I'm into it all the way! Of course! Are you crazy?

Planet A!

No, but actually...

You know, I see that Bilal is getting more and more motivated.

- Planet A! No plan B! - He even made this dress!

Just like that, to wear it in school, you know?

I swear! So, I don't know... I see that he's motivated...

So I came along because I think it's important to have common passions for a couple to last, for them to solidify!

Why do you sound like a 50's wedding handbook?

Well because, at the time, they couldn't get divorced.

Well that's normal, women didn't have the right.

After all, did they really want it that much?

Oh, you’re on a very slippery slope there, Jo...

So you don't really care about the planet, do you?

Oh well no!

No planet, no Bilal!

No plan B! Planet A! No plan B!

No Bilal, no Jo!

No Jo, no happiness...

No happiness, no life.

Will you save my place? I’m gonna pee.

Oh fucking hell!

Do you know how long we have to stay tied up?

I kinda need to pee...

Five minutes? Ten?

You got a time range for me?

What?

You’re into her!

- Not at all! - No, but it's valid!

I'd put her right on my list, anyway...

- No, it's not like that... - What? Don't you like her?

- You know, there's Lola and... - Yeah, and what about Lola?!

I'm sorry, I'm team Maya-Lola forever, forever in my cauliflower heart.

It's just that, at some point, you can't force these things!

If you're meant to get back together with her, you'll get back together with her!

But in the meantime, don't stop yourself from experiencing cool stuff!

Very, very cool stuff!

We are hotter!

HOTTER! HOTTER THAN THE CLIMATE!

WE ARE HOTTER! HOTTER! HOTTER THAN THE CLIMATE!

WE ARE HOTTER! HOTTER!

HOTTER THAN THE CLIMATE! WE ARE HOTTER! HOTTER!

HOTTER THAN THE CLIMATE! WE ARE HOTTER! HOTTER!

HOTTER THAN THE CLIMATE! WE ARE HOTTER!

HOTTER THAN THE CLIMATE! WE ARE HOTTER!

HOTTER! HOTTER THAN THE CLIMATE!

WE ARE HOTTER! HOTTER! HOTTER THAN THE CLIMATE!

WE ARE HOTTER!

We've been walking for three days!

- You'll see, you're gonna love it! - How far is it?

- Oh yeah? - It's right here.

Why didn't we take an umbrella?

Because you didn't have one.

- Wow! - Your mother has lots of umbrellas. - Where did you get the keys? - What is that?

- How did you find this place, that's the question. - You'll see.

FRIDAY 5:10 PM

Doesn't it look like the abandoned paths in the caves and all?

That's old.

That means it's abandoned!

I'm impressed!

Where is it? Here?

- Is that it? - That's it over there?

Oh yeah!

What is it? It's insane!

That's so cool!

- It's so nice! - Unbelievable!

- That's gorgeous! - With the couch and everything!

- Mad respect! - We really outdid ourselves.

Oh yeah, it shows!

- Welcome! - Thank you!

Wait, did you guys move everything like that? Did you bring all this stuff here?

- What is this place, honestly? - Why did you hide this from us, girls?

Wait, I'm texting Bilal right now. He needs to get his ass over here!

I told you they were gonna flip!

- Oh my God! - Oh!

I swear, the couch makes me want to sit here forever.

- I'm going to fossilize on this couch! - Oh yeah!

Is it facing south?

- Haha! The architect! - I don't know.

Because, facing south, it must get super hot in the summer!

Yes, you can get a tan!

It's insane. So when you said "I'm over there"...

- ...you were here, actually. - I swear, with the plants...

... it adds a vibe. - Yeah, I agree!

A little style...

- Greenery, you see... - Tell that to Maya!

What's going on?

Nothing.

Are you sure?

I don't want to bother you with that.

I don't want to force you.

But if you want to talk... I'm here.

I'm not going to register anywhere next year. I've decided.

Okay.

And?

Well...

Since I'm always so motivated, everyone thinks that I can manage everything,

but it's too much to handle right now.

Yeah, you even lived on your own super young.

My parents understood that I couldn't stand joint custody for another year.

But they always supported you, right?

Definitely!

But I'm a bit tired of skipping steps.

Like with Moïra. I love her, really...

But sometimes during walks at the park, I feel like I'm 35... not 19!

Yeah, I can imagine.

I just need to take my time.

Not knowing what I'm going to do tomorrow...

The day after tomorrow, or even in ten years.

You seem sure of yourself, though.

Maybe that means it's the right decision...

But I'm scared to tell Tiff, actually.

It's important for her. A career, plans, the future, all that.

Yeah.

Don't wait too long, though.

But don't worry...

It will be fine.

A little herbal tea debate and it's back to normal!

No, I'm going to tell her...

But not tonight.

It's been too long since we spent an evening together.

Okay, guys! What's the vibe tonight?

Who did you invite?

You'll see!

Stop with your "you'll see"! What does that mean?

- You'll see! - Is it a surprise?

There's a surprise! I know her by heart!

- It's not a surprise...

I know you by heart!

It's not a surprise. It's nothing special.

Did you bring Chippendales* to warm up the atmosphere a bit? I am so cold!

*Chippendales is a touring dance troupe best known for its male striptease performances.

Anyway, tonight is not a party. Okay?

- Yeah, it's chill! - It's just drinks and snacks. Like we're 45 years old...

- Yeah, drinks! - Perfect!

FRIDAY 9:56 PM

So, tell me if I'm wrong:

there was Javier in Canada, Pedro in Nicaragua, Maria in Moldova...

And then, there was Lucien... But was it Lucien number 1 or Lucien number 2?

Number 1. Because number 2 was still Rachel's ex-boyfriend, at the time.

Uh... I spare you the trouple period...

So, we're at this party, Lucien, Rachel and me...

He was so...

Tall?

Bearded?

He was so bearded?

He was the kind of guy who'd give you a children's book on the second date, you know?

Oh yeah, I see!

- That was it. - No, I don't know.

That's it. And then, it was summer, and so we went to Sète with Jocelyne.

Hey! That's super funny!

Because...

Yes!

And so, we met these firemen.

The one I fell for was passionate about the War of Secession.

It was all passion. Mad love. Mad love!

And what happened next?

It didn't last. He wanted to go to bed, we wanted to party...

Oh because all this happened in just one night?

When you love, you love!

Afterwards, there was Giacomo, the soccer player...

I married him in Italy.

I never understood anything he told me, but...

What division did he play in?

- I don't know any footballer named Giacomo... - True.

- No, he died in '99. Helicopter. - Ah shit!

- I'm sorry. - Widow at 25, it was a bit of a bummer...

Uh... In '99, weren't you with Jordan?

- In Nepal? - Oh yes!

Oh yes! '99, it was in Nepal, you said it earlier!

- Jordan, the Nepalese... - Well yeah!

Well, yeah!

Stop with the interrogation! Finito la partido.

- Oh no! - Oh c'mon.

- C'mon, continue! - No! Hey!

No, I feel like I'm having dinner with my parents right now!

There's nothing left to drink?

Wait, guys! It's 10 p.m. and the bar is empty!

No, wait... Did you drink the last of the beer?

- I did, already. - Ah shit!

- Isn't there anyone who still... - No, but Maya and I can go get something.

Much simpler.

- Uh... Yeah, yeah! Definitely! Definitely! - Yeah! That's a good idea!

We can do that.

Other than that, with Jocelyne, how long were you friends with her?

- Because it's funny how... - For about six days.

- It's precise ! - We met in Roubaix...

In Roubaix?

- You told us Sète! - We were cold, so we went to Sète.

Wait, were there seven of you or two? I don't understand.

FRIDAY 10:42 PM

- Do you have any more stuff? - I think so, yeah. Look in the fridge.

At the same time, it's kind of your fault if there's no more alcohol.

You shouldn't have invited the nurse.

Besides, she ate all the chips! I'm pissed.

- Well, at least she's surprising! - She's not surprising, she's magical!

Can you get the juice too, please? Maybe we should put her on something soft...

Yeah, definately.

You know, if this is what it's like to be 45 years old, honestly, I'll sign up right away!

It's true that you two are a bit alike.

Dark, but fun.

You know I couldn't believe it when she said she had a friend named Jocelyne.

- Jo freaked out right away! - You bet!

Can you imagine Jo at 45 years old?

Honestly?

No, yeah, actually, I can imagine her with Bilal...

Four kids, married, still very much in love...

I mean, a super chill life, you know.

I agree.

At the same time, if that makes them happy...

That's the important thing.

Should we go?

Maya...

Okay, sorry...

[Cecile Believe - Times]

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