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SUNDAY 10:47 AM

Namaste to everyone.

This meditation has the virtue of calming the heart following a breakup.

I invite you to close your eyes and to take a deep breath.

We're going to try to clear the air together.

With each exhale,

visualize a fragment of negative emotion leaving you.

Then, with every breath, a wind of softness soothes you.

Focus on your sensations.

Be absolutely here and now.

Because love is a form of obsession,

it is possible that memories come back to you.

Freeing yourself from these thoughts is up to you.

Thoughts are like clouds crossing the sky.

Just let them pass,

and focus on your breathing.

You're in the present moment, focused on yourself and on yourself alone...

On your inhales

and your exhales.

Your breathing is already calmer.

Your heartbeats, too.

Softness takes hold of your whole body.

You’re starting to calm down.

A feeling of peace settles in you.

Breathe in... and ou-...

I can't do this.

Can you come get your stuff, please?

Unfollow

Then breathe out.

Serenity penetrates your entire being.

Benevolence, gentleness...

Softness takes hold of your whole body.

You’re starting to calm down.

A feeling of peace settles in you.

Breathe in, and out.

You can repeat this exercise every day.

MONDAY 4:13 PM

[Redouane] So? Any matches?

[Redouane] I already have two dates planned for next week. This app is fire!

[Redouane] I already have two dates planned for next week. This app is fire!

It takes time away from studying, though. If I fail my exams because of that, my mom's gonna kill me!

You're not working today?

No.

I didn't interview last week.

Ah...

I'm sorry, I know I was supposed to stop by this week.

But... I don't know. I couldn't do it, you know.

Don't worry. It's fine.

You know, it's your breakup actually. It freaks me out.

To see you like this, at rock bottom.

It's so not you!

Imagine if Bilal dumped me. What kind of state would I be in?

No, but Jo. It's...

Besides, it's lame to think like that.

I'm sorry, it's super selfish.

It's only human.

But things are okay with Bilal, right?

Yeah, but things were okay with you in the beginning too.

How do I tell a guy that...?

I say:

"Yeah... Hi, man! You liked my photos, but before you order a beer...

I'm going to tell you something, you're gonna love it, you're gonna laugh...

I have HIV.''

But Jo...

If a guy dumps you for that, you don't belong with him!

He doesn't deserve you!

I'm gonna make it up to you for this week, I swear!

I'm sorry.

Good timing!

Because I signed up for a dating app and I don't get it!

Really? Let me see.

Don't laugh, okay?

- What? - Come on!

What?

What's with the psychopath profile? Seriously?

Maya...

"An eco-activist in Paris"!

What?

It should be against the law, that kind of catchphrase.

Redou said it sounded good. Committed to the cause and all...

But Redouane...

Redouane!

Have you ever seen Redouane with a girl? No!

Don't get me wrong, I love him. He's great but...

He doesn't know anything about love!

Can I?

- Umm, yeah. - Okay...

First of all, you have to bring out your fun side, okay?

So, it's not super obvious at first glance,

but it's there, you know.

- Thank you. - You're welcome!

There...

"Looking for a deadly chick."

Diam's fans, that's a safe bet.

- Are you sure? - Yes, trust me!

It's loading.

Okay, what's your type?

Anything except Lola.

Okay.

Wow, okay...

Dorothée, no, the plastic floatie...

That's not gonna work. Not very eco-friendly...

Nope, delete.

Wow! Marie...

Marie, the pic of your mother and the turkey. That's not gonna work. Have a little self-respect!

And above all, respect us! It's disgusting!

I can't even show you, it...

Ugh! Honestly, don't look, you'll break your eyes.

This should be deleted, or reported even!

Eleanor! Not bad, Eleanor!

No, really! Cute, healthy, dynamic...

Looks like she likes dogs... No, really, fine...

Fine specimen! No, I like her. Look!

That's the girl of the future! Right?

- Yeah. - Let's go.

Oh damn, it's a match!

- It's a match! - What is a...

It's a match, that's all you need to know. Wow, I'm on a roll...

Okay, tac tac tac... What are you doing tonight, 8 p.m.?

Nothing.

Cool! Go dress up for your first date!

Wait, what did you tell her?

Nothing.

I just said that her dog looked friendly, that's all.

- Are you sure that... - Come on, it's fine...

You have nothing to lose, really.

- An hour of your life! Honestly... - Hmm...

It's better than sitting there eating cookies.

Come on! Go get dressed!

- Now? - Cinderella, go get dressed!

We'll get dolled up. You want me to come?

- No. - I'll help you.

- No, no! - Sure?

- Yes. - I'll wait for you, then.

Are you gonna do a fashion show for me?

MONDAY 8:02 PM

Good evening.

Uh... Can I sit down?

Yes, of course! I mean, I won't let you drink your drink standing up!

Sorry, that was a bit of a dumb question.

No, don't worry, don't apologize!

I'm nervous too. It's the first time.

Ah, okay! Uh... Well, I hope you won't be too disappointed.

Well, if that's the case, I'm sorry in advance...

Oh no, don't apologize!

Yeah, sorry.

What are we talking about?

Uh... Oh my... I... I... I dunno. I'm not very good at this...

Soooooo Princess Charming or what?

You can answer. Go ahead, I don't mind. I mean, I don't want to bother you...

Don't worry, it'll take 2 seconds.

What's certain...

What's certain is that it has nothing to do with Lola.

Silent mode on

That way we won't be bothered again.

Is that your dog in your profile picture?

- What's his name? - Yeah, it's Rocket.

He's my whole life! I mean, we have a connection, a really strong one, you know...

Almost cosmic!

- Ah... - Do you want to see more pictures?

Ah well... Absolutely, yeah!

- I don't want it to get you bored, though. - No, go ahead.

- Sure? - Yes!

Okay, then...

So wait, I've sorted them by themes.

- So... - That's great.

His birth, at the Fontainebleau kennel.

Coup de cœur.

Immediately, love at first sight. We understood each other, you see.

Really, you could see it in the eyes. We chose each other.

He became my baby.

Anyway... Here it's in my grandparents' house.

He wasn't very well, he was a little sick that day,

but anyway, I don't care, I take pictures of him all the time, whatever the situation...

There, a crazy vacation! We were in...

Didn't I tell you? I had Basile on the phone.

- Really? How is he doing? - Well, he's doing really great.

Everything's going great. Daphné's doing great... At his place, well, it's at his place...

And we talk and everything, and then I say to him: "So what are you doing this year?"

- Because that's a big question! - Ah, yes, that's true. It's true.

And what does he tell me? Hold on tight...

He passed the police exam.

- No... that can't be true! - Yes, yes, it's true!

Basile passed the police exam.

- No! - Yes!

So I tease him a little, he gets a bit offended...

And so, anyway, we talk about it, and he tells me that he likes it, that he's really interested in it,

and I tell him: "Well, listen, as long as you're happy, that's the important thing.''

But... I mean, I...

But this is Basile we're talking about.

I know, I was as shocked as you were, but look, that's it.

No, very cool.

Other than that, he asked me about you,

he asked about Thierry, how things were going at school, the high school diploma...

He told me: "Avoid doing what I did, don't repeat the year..."

A little wobbly, but nice.

What's going on?

Uh, yeah... They moved the rally to tonight.

I might have to go.

Is this a joke, Maya?

Yeah, no, I'm sorry, but actually, you know, I can't let them down. I told you, it was for the...

No, but you know what? I just wanted to spend a night with you, but apparently, you can't, so it doesn't matter...

No, Lola...

No, it's okay!

Good action, good night.

- I know... Wait... Lola! - It's okay!

Good rally, good action, goodbye.

Are you okay?

Uh... Yes, yes, it's fine.

No, but I understand if you're not interested, no worries!

No! Yes! I mean, he's really adorable!

And you...

Do you have someone like that in your life?

How so?

Well, an anchor, a person who...

I mean, the idea that this person exists on the planet reassures you?

No.

Well, yes, but...

But she's not there anymore.

MONDAY 9:45 PM

Hello, Maya, it’s Yann, from Almond Trees. I just wanted to let you know that your grandmother’s file is ready.

Feel free to contact us so we can set up an appointment.

You can call us back until 10:30 p.m., there will be someone at the reception desk to answer you.

Have a good evening, see you very soon. Goodbye.

Yes, hello, good evening.

Sorry to bother you, it’s Maya Étienne.

You left me a message on my voicemail, about my grandmother's file, Suzanne Étienne.

Right. So I was just letting you know that I’ll be picking it up tomorrow, if possible.

Thank you.

And could you let Yann know?

Thank you very much.

And...

Will I get to see her?

Okay, great!

Thank you. Have a good evening.

TUESDAY 1:32 PM

We're good here, right?

Suzanne...

When you have tasted my osso buco, you'll fall in love!

My husband is away on a trip, he'll be back!

Guy, let it go...

You know that I'm the one Suzanne has a real feeling with, anyway.

Hello!

Hello.

I don't have the file with me, I'll go get it.

- Will you wait a moment? - Of course.

Will you introduce me?

Uh... I'm her granddaughter.

Ah! So...

If you’re family, I’ll leave you two alone.

Please sit down.

I still don't smoke, Grandma.

Do you like him?

He seems nice.

Be careful, though...

We're a bit cursed, in this family.

He'll be back.

He told me.

He'll be back.

Are you okay, Suzanne? I'm going to make some more tea, if you want.

- Here, the file. - Thank you.

You're welcome.

Are you happy to see Maya?

She's nice, right?

Did you find any answers?

No.

Suzanne has no emergency number in her file.

Can I add yours? That way, if anything happens, you're the one we'll call.

Uh... Yes, okay.

Great. I'll write that down.

Would you like something to drink? A tea? A coffee?

I'm fine.

WEDNESDAY 10:47 AM

Are you sure we’re safe?

They forbid us from gathering, not exercising.

Right!

That way, we’ll be super muscular to go to court...

Well done, Emiko!

Thank you, Brocoli!

Damn it, Redouane is really into it right now with his dates. He even asked me for a shirt!

- Really? - Hm-hm.

What about you?

Well, nothing to report.

- Seriously? - Yeah.

Fuck... it’s too bad, because Jo was super proud of her selection!

Yeah, I know...

One of them showed up with her boyfriend and offered me a threesome.

Another one told me she’d never drink from a reusable bottle because it stinks in it.

And I won't tell you about the one I had to block because she had always wanted to date an Asian girl.

That's hard.

Shit...

What about the one with the dog?

Ah...

I think I like the dog better, actually...

- Do you want me to show you? - You have pictures? - Yeah.

You're going to be amazed!

Wait...

You got a SUPER LIKE

So?

Yeah. Just wait a minute.

Do you want us to spend the afternoon together?

It'd be a pleasure

So?

Oh, fuck, sorry!

I can’t find it anymore. She must have blocked me.

Well, thank you for the teasing...

WEDNESDAY 3:03 PM

Anyway, I'm glad, you're definitely prettier than on the pictures!

And I thought that it was my militant genius that had attracted you...

No, not at all! The operation was very, very cool, but to me, really, only the physical aspect counts, you know.

By the way, Emiko, is it okay with you if we don't talk much about the association?

Why?

Because my ex was also an activist, and talking about the actions 24/7 kind of ate up our relationship, so...

Yeah okay!

When in doubt, I'd rather start off on the right foot.

Well then, maybe we could start by calling each other by our real names, then.

Yeah, true!

- Maya. Nice to meet you. - June. Nice to meet you.

And so, what's your story?

Whoa! I don't know if you're really ready for this.

- Don't worry, I'm tough. - Okay.

I was born in the Alps...

My father was an architect before he had me...

And then he created his self-sufficient farm...

And he met my mother, who was a mountain climber...

So I grew up in the wild, really.

And then, big change:

I left for Paris and I joined Sciences Po*.

*The Institute of Political Studies of Paris, commonly called Sciences Po Paris.

That's it.

- Oh yeah! So, nothing much! - Nothing at all!

And you?

Uh... Well, I was born in Lyon...

Okay.

To an alcoholic father and a Japanese mother...

Hm hm...

Then one day, my father had the wonderful idea of ​​driving while he was drunk,

which caused an accident in which I was the only survivor...

And then, from there, I was tossed between Child Protective Services and foster families...

And...

That's it.

Today, I'm struggling to find a job...

And I also just got dumped.

Okay.

Yeah.

I'm sorry ! I'm sorry, but this is too much!

It’s true that, put like that, it’s a bit too much!

Yeah. Not great, but...

Well, listen...

- We have atypical backgrounds! - Yeah, I can see that!

WEDNESDAY 9:18 PM

Welcome!

- Wow! I love your place! - Thank you!

- Do you want a glass of water? - Yeah.

So, Gregory, the one I was telling you about, the bar manager, is a friend of Ely's.

- Ah, okay! - I'll have to...

I'll have to introduce you.

Hmm.

It was nice this afternoon.

Yeah.

[Annika and The Forest - Untrue]

- Are you okay? - Yes.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

- Woah, are you sure you're okay? - Yeah.

Don't you want to sit down?

I... Sorry, I...

- Maya? - I have to go.

Maya?!

THURSDAY 4:22 PM

Maya.

Max told me you were here, but like- don't worry, you really don't have to answer me.

I just wanted to tell you that...

I know we had a deal and everything, but...

I ended up cancelling all my dates.

I didn't really like any of the girls and...

I didn't really know what to tell them, actually. You see, I was just there...

I think dating apps aren't really for me.

I think I’m even gonna wait until Estelle Mossely* is single.

*His famous boxer crush (talked about in S8)

I mean, I say that, but I certainly don’t want any trouble with Tony.

You know, if Tony’s there, he’s gonna kill me.

Anyway...

In any case, I'm...

I'm available.

[Annika and The Forest - Untrue]

FRIDAY 5:11 PM

Maya, I'm here.

Maya?

Hey...

I'm sorry. I just wanted to take a quick nap.

- Hmm... What time is it? - Don't worry. I just got here.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I just need to wake up a bit.

Did you get any sleep?

Not really.

You know what? I'll find someone else to take care of Moïra.

Can you keep an eye on her one minute while I call my mom?

Hi Mom, it's Tiff.

I have a little problem for the Mines* open day.

*Mines ParisTech is one of the most prestigious French engineering schools.

My friend can't watch her anymore.

Can I drop her off at your work?

Oh great! Okay.

I'll drop her off in half an hour. Bye!

So?

You're getting along with Auntie Maya?

Do you want to give her a snack?

Umm... No.

You know, you're allowed to be sad. That's not a problem.

I'm really sorry.

You know, when I see you like this with Moïra...

I realize that I...

I don't really have any memories with my mom.

You really don't remember her?

No.

I mean yes, but...

Just images...

It's all blurry.

FRIDAY 11:50 PM

- No! - Yes!

No, it's not our place to tell her.

- It is! - No!

- But guys-- - I won't tell her.

Why? It concerns her, actually!

Okay well, tell her then if it concerns her. But I'm not taking that responsability.

- Yes, you tell her! - Okay, well, tell her subtly!

I'm not doing it... Come on, shhh!

- Hey! - You're not sleeping?

Feeling better?

What's none of my business?

If it's about Lola, I’d rather know.

Well, uh...

She hasn't come to class for a week...

Today, she hasn't replied to any messages and...

she isn't at her dad's house either.

She told him she was staying at Jo's, but...

And no one has any news?

No.

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