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SATURDAY 1:23 AM

What's happening?

Maya, what's happening?

Slow down, slow down, slow down! Breathe!

Breathe, breathe! I'm here!

Tiff!

Where does it hurt? Where does it hurt, Maya? Answer me!

Tiff!

I don't know what to do.

- What's happening? - I don't know! Help me!

Okay, slow down! Look at me! Look at me!

Maya, look at me!

Slow down! Look at me! Breathe, it'll be fine!

Breathe! Okay!

Uh... I'm calling a doctor. I'm calling a doctor.

- Call 911! - Yes, give me a sec!

Hello?

Yes, I have a friend who can't breathe.

I don't know what's going on!

No, I don't know! I have no idea. I don't know!

Can you send someone, please?

It's an emergency! In the 13th*, please!

*The 13th arrondissement is a neighborhood in Paris.

Please! Thank you very much!

Look at me!

- Are they coming? - Yes, they're on the way.

Let's breathe! Together. One, two...

SATURDAY 9:04 AM

Come on, damn it!

How long can it take to read an ultrasound?!

Don't you care?

Hey!

Stop tapping your fingers.

You're gonna have a stroke.

Alright...

The results of the ultrasound show a contractile dysfunction at the level of the apex of the heart.

Is it a heart attack?

No. She's so young, it's unlikely.

Besides, you're feeling better now, right?

Since there were still...

electrical abnormalities on the EKG and...

high levels of troponin in the blood,

I need to know a little more about you.

So, is there a family history of heart disease?

I don't know.

Okay, can you ask your parents?

That's gonna be tough...

They're dead.

Car accident. Not heart related.

Ah, okay.

So no other family?

What other reasons could there be?

Do you smoke?

Uh... Well, sometimes...

she smokes joints, but...

Sometimes, at parties.

So, not on a regular basis then?

Okay, have you been feeling stressed lately?

Or have there been any changes in your daily life?

Okay, listen, it's probably just stress.

I still want to do an angiogram, just to make sure your arteries are not clogged, okay?

In the meantime, I recommend to find out about your family history.

If you want to get to the heart of the matter.

Excuse me, Doctor. May I?

I was with her last night, and she couldn't breathe at all.

It can't just be stress, it can't be!

We'll check it all out. And if needed, we'll run other tests.

Anyway, you're going to need to rest now.

Okay?

Well...

Thank you.

Feeling better?

I'm okay.

SUNDAY 11:38 AM

I'll try to stop by this afternoon.

Tiff gave me a mission...

I’ve been cooking up a little program for you so you can rest all day...

You'll see, you’re gonna love it!

I’ve gone through my tests, it’s just stress.

You know Tiff, If I don’t listen...

She’ll totally kill me!

Right... Where do we start?

Maintenant ou Jamel*? Even the title sounds good.

*Word play between the word "jamais" (never) and the name "Jamel", "maintenant ou jamais" meaning "now or never". Maintenant ou Jamel is a stand-up show, performed by one of the most famous French comedians, Jamel Debbouze.

You want me to put glitter in your life?*

*This is reference to a viral Instagram video made by the comedian Inès Reg, in which she urges her boyfriend Kevin to "put glitter in her life".

Not really...

You’re right. Inès Reg speaks too loudly.

One of the classics: La tour Montparnasse infernale*.

*A classic French slapstick comedy film.

You're gonna love it.

I'm sorry, Redou...

Why did it really end between you and Lola?

I don't know.

You know... I’ve heard that if your relationship lasts two years, it’ll take you a year to recover.

Half of your relationship!

I can’t stay like this for nine months.

Oh no, don’t worry! It’s not like that!

After a while, you move off your couch, there are different phases and everything, you know.

Who told you that?

Was it your mom?

No, it wasn't my mom.

Redou...

Actually, I watched a tutorial on YouTube, "How to Recover from a Breakup".

But I watched it just for you.

I wanted to help you, I wanted to...

You know...

What did it say?

Well, it says you need to meet new faces.

I really don't feel like it.

Don’t worry, I know, but...

Whenever you want, I can, you know...

I mean, "I can", it’s not "I can be with you" and all.

Because I’m the only other single one in la Mif,

we could flirt together.

You know what we could do? We could...

even have a safe word if the date goes wrong, to come and save the other!

That’s really nice, Redou, but I’m not there yet.

Don't worry, I know.

I don't care about waiting a few months...

I can wait for a little longer.

Come...

Look.

Is La tour Montparnasse infernale really good?

It’s so damn good! You want to watch it?

Yeah? I’ll take that as a yes.

Let's go. La tour Montparnasse infernale, the first one.

The second one isn't that good. It’s not as good as the first one.

This is Éric.*

This is Ramzy.*

*Éric and Ramzy form a very famous French comedy duo. They wrote the movie and starred as the main characters.

And this, is a sidewalk.

THERE IS NO PLANET B

Maya, is it happening again?

Do you want us to leave?

- Maya, answer me. - I'll be okay.

I can exfiltrate you discreetly, if you want.

Nobody's gonna say anything, we're supposed to be dead.

I didn't think it'd be this hard.

I'm not sure that lying around doing nothing really helps.

Wait, you know I've done research on your pacifist actions,

and it's worth a try!

Look, ever since we stopped using aerosols that are too harmful,

there are holes that have closed up in the ozone layer.

You bet!

Not before 2060 for the one over Antarctica.

Of course, it's easier to damage than to repair, but...

It's not hopeless.

You're right.

We shouldn't give up.

You know I can cancel my party...

Why?

I don't want to force you and Lola to see each other.

It's a little too soon, isn't it?

I'm not going to come, it's easier.

But Jo's the one who insisted on having a big party. I personally don't give a shit.

Seriously, I don't know what's going on with her lately.

She's got delusions of grandeur!

She loves you, that's cool.

Well she'll love me even more if we spend the evening together.

- You're sure? - Hmm.

Guys, we got to go! The prefect is stopping the rally.

Fuck.

MONDAY 3:44 PM

TUESDAY 3:16 AM

What are you doing in the dark?

I just wanted a glass of water.

Wait, I'll help you.

You can have this, if you want.

What is it?

Sleeping pill.

I'd rather not.

Have you been able to sleep at all since it happened?

Not really.

I'm scared it'll happen again.

You know I'm here if it does.

Here.

Thanks.

Actually, there's something worse than waking up and feeling your heart explode.

It's waking up remembering it's over.

When...

When it ended between us two...

I was acting like everything was fine in front of you...

And as soon as I was by myself, I couldn't stop crying.

Why didn't you tell me?

I don't know.

I think I was afraid you'd disappear, for sure.

I'm sorry.

Don't worry. I'm okay now.

When I really hit rock bottom...

Jo told me something that I still think about.

"Cracks are the only way to let the light in."

I'm going back to bed.

Good night.

Good night.

TUESDAY 10:58 AM

Yes, sir.

Yes, I hear what you're saying.

Except that your dad isn't a child and I'm not a babysitter.

Alright, very well, noted.

We'll do that, sir. See you tomorrow.

Bye.

Excuse me. So you were saying?

You need a medical record? From a current resident?

Yes, Suzanne Etienne.

Yeah, Suzanne, I know her well!

However, you have to apply. And for that, you have to be family.

Actually, she's my grandmother.

Okay.

I've been taking care of her for three years and I've never seen you before.

She's my father's mother, I haven't been here for a long time...

Don't worry.

You don’t have to explain yourself.

I just need your ID to be able to validate the request.

And also, please fill out this file.

Here it is.

I just wanted to know if she had any heart problems.

Same thing:

you don’t have to explain yourself, I’m no more a cop than a babysitter.

Is she doing well?

She's doing well.

I mean... it depends on the day.

She's still talking, even though she's losing her words more and more.

There are times when she’s really angry,

and then other days she's smiling all the time.

It's the mystery of Alzheimer's.

But most of the time, she's with the parakeets and talks to them,

like right now.

You can go talk to her, if you want.

I got to go.

I'll let you know when the record is available!

Thank you.

THURSDAY 6:31 PM

I heard about the emergencies. I didn't know you were doing this bad.

It's okay, it's me, you know you can tell me. We don't have any secrets.

Don't pretend you've never cried.

Well, no.

I mean, not since my parents' funeral, you know.

Well, sometimes I feel the tears coming up, but they never come out.

I got carried away...

I shouldn't have had gotten mad at you like that

I'm sorry...

It's okay, it happens.

Jo organized everything for Bilal on Friday.

I feel really guilty that they're canceling because of us.

Should we go?

FRIDAY 9:26 PM

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