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SATURDAY 10:03 PM

We need to find a name for the plant.

- You know, since we had Viviane... - Hmm...

I was thinking...

Yeah, for sure!

I don't know. Do you have any ideas?

- Sophie? - Hmm...

Lola?

Wow! That'd be great! But that name is...

- Nathalie? - Wow.

It's hot!

No, uh...

Moïra?

- Very very good, kind of borderline. - Yeah.

No, uh...

No, something a bit like "Catherine", something...

- Catherine- that's good! - Catherine is good!

- Catherine rhymes with Jocelyne. - Definitely! Amazing!

But with a "K".

- Katherine with a "K". - Katherine with a "K", let's go!

La Mif - Lola Sorry to tell you this here, but Maya and I are over.

La Mif - Jo What the fuck...?

La Mif - Bilal Over... over?

La Mif - Tiff Are you okay?

La Mif - Redouane Should we cancel bowling tomorrow?

La Mif - Maya No, no, don't cancel anything. I want to see you guys. If that's okay with Lola. Go bowling!

La Mif - Lola Okay.

La Mif - Jo La Mif is blood.

- Okay, so... 42, that’s you. - That’s me.

Can someone give me a pair? I’m too lazy to move.

- Thank you! - Here.

How many people do you think have worn these in their lives? I mean, these ones, how many people?

- I'd say a hundred people. - I’ll tell you from the smell.

- Three. - So?

- They're really ugly. - I don't think so. I think it really fits my style.

- Yeah... - Honestly, it suits me so damn well!

I swear to god, I'm gonna wear them home.

It's okay, honestly.

It’s not that simple, actually.

- They’re more comfortable than mine! - Really, they're comfortable! It feels like there are orthopedic insoles.

I swear, I’ll leave with them! Look me in the eyes: I swear, I'll run, I'll leave with them!

Okay, guys, I’ll explain right now...

I'm a very generous person by nature,

you know that, so I'm okay with sharing my talent with you!

- Who wants to be on my team? - No.

C'mon, you’re mean! It depends: are you better at this than at ping-pong?

Ouch!

You think that's funny?

You have a better chance of survival by being with me than against me.

It's obvious and obvious.

"It's obvious and obvious" ?

You can't lie to us, you just can't.

- Does it look like I’m smiling? I’m not smiling! - You’re smiling!

- No, I'm not smiling. - You are!

- Should we start? - Yeah!

- Shouldn't we wait for Lola? - Hmm...

Well, no... I think we can start, she’s not coming.

What do you mean?

She only texted you?

That's weird. What did she say?

She just said: "I’m sorry, I’m not coming, it’s too hard for me."

Maybe she doesn’t want everyone to answer on WhatsApp.

Well, that’s okay.

Are you ready?

- That’s two against three... - Tiff, are you joining my team?

- Yeah! - We’re gonna beat you up!

- We’re gonna kick your asses, guys! - Well, if you say so...

SUNDAY 8:37 PM

- Redouane, are you gonna strike? - Absolutely! - Then come, we'll see.

SUNDAY 9:47 PM

How is that possible?

Score!

But... But Max!

Max!

You suck!

[Annika and The Forest - Pretence]

I just threw my back out!

In the name of the Father, and of the ball, and of the pin. Amen.

Honestly, you're great at not striking!

If you strike, we all eat vegan for a week!

Ok, let's do it!

- Oh fuck, no! - No!

- No! - We're gonna eat seeds!

- Go Redou! - Redouane, Redouane...

- I'm feeling it! - Redouane!

It's our last chance to win. Ok? Are you ready? Are you feeling it?

So-so...

Half ready... Half not ready.

- Redouane, you have to feel it. Ok? - Ok!

Phew! That means "straight ahead".

Phew!

Redouane, you said "pheew" the last 15 times!

Focus, ok? Eyes on the ball.

- Yeah. Why do you want me to look at it...? - Redouane, I swear, I'm gonna slap you.

Redouane! Focus! You are one with the ball.

I can't look...

- Are you ready? - Yeah.

Go!

Strike! It's a strike!

- Yeah! - No! No! That's not a strike at all!

- That's not a strike? It hit a pin! - That's not a strike!

- But Redouane! - But it hit a pin!

I don't know what a strike is! I don't get it!

Ok, my turn.

- What is a strike then? - Ok, Maya, please show them.

In the movement, like we said...

Go ahead!

Oh my God, it's beautiful!

It's beautiful! She's gonna strike!

Fuck, I can't believe it! Does she have a PhD in bowling or something?!

Just what we wanted!

Beautiful!

- Beautiful! Go, Tiff! - This game sucks...

Is it normal that she doesn't look sad at all?

- Wow! - Beautiful, Tiff!

It's weird.

Yeah, really.

She's the one who gets dumped, and Lola is the one crying.

Go, girl!

Maya's never the one who cries.

Try a little hook! Make us dream!

Oh, she's gonna strike!

What are we gonna do if Lola doesn't want to see her anymore?

That really sucks.

Shared custody, man...

Every other week and half of the school breaks.

Aim well...

- My aunt did that with her dogs. - Yeah, but they're not dogs.

Hmm...

Just so you know, we just...

DE - STROY - ED you!

- Not at all, not at all! - Congratulations!

- Stop cheering for them! - It's fair play. That's nice of him!

It's not fair play!

MONDAY 8:55 AM

Hi.

How are you?

What are you doing here?

It was nice yesterday. We had a good time...

You should've come.

No, I'm sorry. I wasn't feeling it.

I don't want to keep you from enjoying La Mif on top of everything else.

It's not the same without you.

Give me some time.

Ok.

I have to go. Bye.

- How are you? - Good, and you? - Good, good.

Bye.

No hats on school grounds, young man.

Who's here for the school supervisor position?

Wait for me.

I’ll see you in my office.

- For the school supervisor position? - Yes. Good morning.

Go ahead, I’ll see you in my office.

I gave social media lessons to elderly people...

I’ve done babysitting, dog-sitting.

Best dad in the world

I’ve cleaned cinema screens...

MONDAY 10:03 AM

I was also a model for a Fine Arts school...

And then, well, I couldn't escape a cashier job,

but if I could, I'd rather not work for big multinational companies anymore.

Hm hm.

That’s not bad at all.

Not bad at all.

Even though I think I'm beating you in the game of odd jobs.

I was a rickshaw driver, a care assistant at a nursery, a bouncer at a nightclub.

Well, I got fired pretty quickly from that one.

I was a hype man, a bus driver...

Go-go dancer... I was really really young then.

And for two years, I even wrote little messages for fortune cookies.

For example...

"Find your path or build it."

But not all of it was brilliant, though…

"Breathe, it'll get better."

I’ve been defeated.

In any case, I'm interested in your resumé.

Don’t tell anyone I said that, but to me all that experience is worth a high-school diploma.

You're a natural, a good listener...

A nice change from the previous candidate

who asked me how many hours of detention he had to give per week.

I'm not a prison warden!

Um...

Before you make your decision...

I have to confess that I didn't have an appointment this morning.

I found myself in front of the school, and when you asked who was there for the job...

I saw an opportunity and I followed you.

Hm hm...

You've built your path!

Yes.

But I'm really, really interested in the job.

I really need it.

Honesty is not only what I’m looking for, but what I preach for my school.

So if supervising students during lunch break and self-study isn’t too much of a normal job for you

I'll seriously consider your application, Miss Etienne.

Don't be in too much of a rush, though.

I'll get back to you in two to three weeks.

- Is that okay with you? - Of course. Yes.

Very well.

Thank you very much.

rec.ouane started a live video.

So, first question for the "Will you get your high school diploma?" quiz.

So... Jo, I'm talking to you.

- Are you ready? - No.

If I say "Korean War", you say?

Oh god...

I had it! Wait, wait!

- Nothing's right. - The Korean War...

- The Korean War? - Look for a date or something.

- Dance battle*? - No. Miss?

*The French word for Korea is Corée, which is similar to ''choré'', short for ''chorégraphie'' (choreography). Korean War = Choreo war = Dance battle.

- Korean War? - Korean War, that's easy.

That's easy, guys.

First of all, North Korea or South Korea?

Korea! Just Korea!

- Korea... - Ricoré*?

*Ricoré is an instant coffee product containing chicory. It rhymes with Corée (Korea).

- Ricoré, got it? - It's a pun? Oh... it's a pun.

WEDNESDAY 3:02 PM

WEDNESDAY 3:42 PM

Hi!

How are you?

- Fine, you? - I saw Redou's live.

It made me want to see you guys.

Korean War, 1953.

Yeah, that's right.

Hi, I'm Clément.

Maya. Nice to meet you.

Yeah, I know, they all told me about you already.

They must've told you about the flatshare too, then.

Why didn't you guys come to study there as usual?

Well...

Next round is one me. Coffee for everyone?

- Yeah. - Go ahead.

- Hello! Can I get you anything? - No, thanks.

What are you playing at?

I'm meeting my friends!

I told you that I needed time.

For whom?

For him?

Are you being serious right now?

What's the deal?

I put you off of girls, is that it?

Why the hell would you say something like that?

- I don't know... You owe me at least that much, right? - I don't owe you anything!

They're out of coffee.

WEDNESDAY 11:52 PM

Let's talk about values before we start all this.

Vandalism is in the charter now.

Civil disobedience is the point, isn't it?

Yeah, but isn't civil disobedience supposed to be a pacifist act?

- Yeah, why? - I don't know.

It's just that I knew you to be a bit more ''peaceful'' than you are now.

Listen, you know, I'm not sure I believe in the gentle method, so no judgment.

It's just that Jo told me that you were already a little tense this afternoon.

Yeah, well, I came to clear things up. Okay?

Can you help me please?

You know it was me who invited Clément to New Year's Eve?

He's new in my English class.

And he's been to five high schools in three years.

So it's not easy for him to make new friends.

Anyway, he got kicked out of his new high school.

He's a bit unstable, a bit lost...

Like us, you know.

It's ok. I get it.

Look, I'm just saying that because it's okay...

Even the best of us get jealous.

What do you want me to say?

Yeah.

I'm trying to find a reason.

I just can't believe it was that bad between us.

Do you think you freaked out like that because he's a guy?

Maybe...

Anyway, I don't know if Lola will be with a guy or a girl after you...

But what I know for sure is that she didn't cheat on you.

You know, Lola...

She'd never do that.

Actually, I don't know.

Oh fuck!

Come on, let's get out of here!

THURSDAY 9:20 PM

Ah, I love incense, it’s so liberating!

Sorry.

Did you ever think you'd see something like this?

Hi Maya, I hope you're okay...

We didn’t look much smarter at the Parcoursup* meeting...

*Parcoursup is the French national online platform to apply to university

I can believe it.

We wanted to apply to for suicide mission after the meeting, it was creepy!

Do you not want to be a teacher anymore?

Not so much, but I don't have any other ideas, so...

Not everyone is lucky enough to have a career goal since they were eight, so...

I heard about you and Lola, it's really sad.

How are you feeling?

I know, but do you really think this whole mess is gonna help you see things more clearly?

So, guys, what's going on here is very serious.

I'm okay...

So if we can just focus for two minutes, that'd be great.

Okay, good.

Thank you.

Hmm...

Can you please draw a card?

So...

I'm worried about Lola

Okay, the Hermit card...

She's not home much lately, I'm starting to wonder...

The old bearded guy, as we like to call him.

So, to put it simply, he symbolizes the three pillars of stability, okay?

I feel that she's fragile...

Which are wisdom, solitude, caution.

This card is actually very important in tarot. It really evokes the need to step back,

...the strong need to be with yourself.

That's super important.

It’s kind of like a new life for you, you know. It’s... like a fresh start, actually.

That's cool!

- Yeah, that’s a good foundation for the future! - Yeah, but...

Let’s calm down. The thing is, you drew it backwards...

You really need to take some time to think, guys.

But the deadline is in two months, will that be enough?

I gotta admit, I don't have a good feeling about it. But draw the other cards, we'll see.

The Chariot card!

That's really interesting!

Basically... how do I explain this...?

You see, your future, you're holding it, it's inside your hands, you have it.

But the thing is, if you let go of it, it can totally go off the rails.

It can get messed up pretty quickly.

The path you're taking is not very clear to me...

But we’ll figure it out!

Guys, I’m sorry, but I can’t do my job well.

There are way too many negative vibes in this room.

Can't you feel it?

This, right here. It’s not okay at all!

Right...

Maya...

You’re gonna draw three cards right now.

Think of a question, out loud or in your head, whatever you're feeling, I don’t care,

but let’s get this mental pollution over with, because it’s tense for everyone.

Please, go ahead.

Okay. Flip the first one over.

Damn, this is sick! I knew it.

Go ahead, flip the other one over and see.

Okay!

This is... well this is a good explosion-dependance combo...

Then you pulled out the Tower, so I’m thinking this might be the sign of a wake-up call...

It's like it was two years ago

Damn, that's crazy, girl!

You see, the link being broken with the combination of the other two, bam!

Self-destruction!

That makes a lot of sense, actually, guys.

Anyway, chill, it’s not super dramatic! Self-destruction is not necessarily a negative thing.

It may be the beginning of a new era, the beginning of something new, you know?

There are positives to be drawn from this.

Okay.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Well... Let’s get back to business.

Don’t look at me like that. I can’t help it, it’s the cards...

When she was drinking?

Come on, Tiff, it's your turn.

Hmm... This...

Yes.

Oh no! Not the Fool!

Draw a second one, let's see...

FRIDAY 8:05 PM

Internship, internship... Internship, fuck.

It's absurd to call it a "small job" when it's actually modern slavery.

And from what they say, you’d have to have a master’s degree.

All I have to do is empty the apartment.

- Max will find another roommate. - Oh no!

Oh no! No, no, no! This is La Mif's headquarters. We'll find something, wait.

Here, delivery girl.

Being a delivery girl! is neat

You get some fresh air, you meet people...

And you just need a scooter, that’s all, so frankly...

No, Jo...

Oh yeah, fuck... The planet and everything. You don't have a scooter.

Um...

I don't know, what about the harvest? Maya, Maya, you loved the harvest!

But harvesting is in September.

- It's going to be a long 8 months without eating, isn't it? - Yeah...

No, but all I have to do is put my convictions aside and go back to work at the supermarket...

Oh no! No, no! No, we said "no supermarket"!

- Yeah, well now I don't have much choice. - Down with capitalism!

Hm?

Now I don't have much choice.

- A step backwards... - Nah...

Do you think I should've moved in with Lola last year?

Oh, yeah, we...

We're totally in a flashback here.

Well, I don't know... What would you have done if Bilal wanted to live with you?

I would've laughed very, very hard!

No, but seriously, I would've told myself: "This guy is very, very funny!''

No, no. Wait, seriously, Maya, we've only been together for six months!

We had only been together for six months too.

But then do you think you have to be careful from the start so that it doesn't get messed up later?

I don't know.

But maybe I should have...

The truth is, you did what you felt like doing.

And then you can't go back in time, so frankly...

What did you say to him?

- What? - To Thierry.

Well nothing, he wanted to know how I was doing.

- Oh yeah? And you guys didn't talk about me? - Huh?

I’m talking about her telling Thierry that I relapsed.

I didn’t tell him that.

He's totally freaked out. It's been a year and a half since I've done anything, Maya!

Do you know how hard it was for me to gain his trust? And you've fucked it all up!

- Lola, please calm down. - It's like your delusion with Clément, is that it?

I can understand that my father's going mad, but that you're the one putting shitty ideas in his head- that, I don't understand.

- What are you talking about! You're talking nons- - You're not my girlfriend anymore!

- Stop butting into my life, okay?! - Lola!

Let go of me! I don't want to see you ever again! Is that clear?

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