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Yeah, well, you see,
the thing is, I think
that I'm going into labor.
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Are you sure that you can't
find Frank anywhere
on the construction site?
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Well, he got a new
fishing magazine. Have you
checked the Porta-potty?
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Thanks.
5
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Well, if you find him,
please tell him to call
home immediately. Okay?
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Thanks.
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- Hey, Carol.
- Cody, Cody,
I need your help.
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I can't find
Frank and I think
I'm having the baby.
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The baby?
The baby?
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Now? My God!
My God!
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- Dude, dude.
- What's going on?
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Dude! Dude! Baby!
Baby! My God!
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Mayday! Mayday!
Baby alert!
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Cody, what's going on?
Is Mom going into labor?
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Yeah, buddy.
Hey, I'll boil the water.
You go fetch a midwife.
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Cody, Cody,
calm down, this isn't,
"Little House on the Prairie."
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We'll just... We'll get her
in the car and we'll get
her to the hospital.
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The hospital.
Yeah, good idea.
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They're used to handling
this kind of stuff. Okay.
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Mom!
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-Are you okay?
-Yes, it wasn't labor.
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It was just... gas.
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Gas?
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Man!
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You mean this
whole thing's like just
one big giant gas bubble?
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Dude, clear
the runway, man.
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When that sucker goes off,
it's gonna be lethal.
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Man.
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Kirk to Enterprise.
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Come in Enterprise.
Scotty, I need more power...
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And I need it now!
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Cap'n, I got it at warp
factor eight now.
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If I give her any more,
she'll blow!
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Yes, okay.
35
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-Hey, cool phone.
Can I use it?
-Hey, hey, wait a minute.
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Son, this is not a toy.
37
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Yeah, right,
Captain Kirk.
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JT, this phone
has one purpose only.
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It's so if Carol
goes into labor,
40
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she can reach me
wherever I am.
41
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Well, can't they
just put a phone in
the Porta-potty for you?
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Probably not. It took me
three months just to get
a reading light in there.
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-Hey, Dad.
-Yeah.
44
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-I have got great news.
-What?
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-Okay, my friend, Kelly--
-Yeah?
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Is going to Disneyland
this summer and her
parents said I could go too,
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if I could come up with
500 bucks for the airfare.
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- That is good news.
- Yeah.
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-So anyway, I need a favor.
-No, you can't have $500.
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Why not?
51
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Don't you love me?
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Not 500 dollars worth.
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He doesn't even love me enough
to let me use the flip-phone.
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Al, if you need money,
why don't you go get a job?
55
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I tried. There aren't any.
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Well, how about...
I don't know...
babysitting?
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Great, Dad.
58
00:04:03,112 --> 00:04:06,202
Three bucks an hour,
I should make it to Disneyland
by the time I'm 80.
59
00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:08,248
I'll go on the Teacups,
my teeth will fly out.
60
00:04:09,945 --> 00:04:11,860
Listen, Al,
if you want money,
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you're gonna have
to earn it the hard way
just like the rest of us.
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There's no such thing
as easy money.
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One last pitch.
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How about...
an advance on my inheritance?
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That's funny.
Inheritance?
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Al, I'm a construction worker.
I've got six kids
and one in the oven.
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We're watering-down
ketchup as it is.
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Inheritance! That's so cute.
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Man, he is so cheap.
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Forget about him, Al.
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I got a plan.
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And it's gonna make us
a ton of money.
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Really? How?
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Babysitting.
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Attention, moron, you cannot
make money babysitting.
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Not if you babysit one kid...
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But what if you go for volume?
78
00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:08,438
Okay, ten kids, at three bucks
an hour, times four hours.
79
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That's...
a whole lot of money.
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Yeah, well, how am I supposed
to babysit for ten kids?
81
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Easy. We'll do it together
and split the money.
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How hard can it be
to handle a bunch of kids?
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- It could work.
- Of course it'll work.
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Okay, Dad and Carol aren't
going to be home this Friday.
We'll do it. What do you say?
85
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I say, "I'm going
to Disneyland."
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Yeah, buddy.
87
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Karen, we've been
shopping for three hours.
88
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Haven't you found
a prom dress
that you like yet?
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Mom, are you
in a hurry or something?
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00:05:47,085 --> 00:05:50,045
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm just
eight months pregnant,
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been on my feet
since seven a.m.,
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but, you take
your time, honey.
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I'll let you know
if my water breaks.
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How are we doing over here?
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Well, all of these
are rejects.
96
00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:04,494
Well, it takes some time
to find the perfect
prom dress.
97
00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:08,237
Yeah, well, it took
less time to build
The Great Wall of China.
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What do you think?
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Wow, that's sexy.
100
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We may need a jacket.
101
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I don't know...
102
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It's a good first
impression dress.
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I can definitely
hear the "wows."
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But, I don't know
if it has any staying power.
105
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I mean, what's
this dress going
to look like at midnight?
106
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Well, if you don't
make up your mind soon,
we may find out.
107
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Mother, this prom
means a lot to me.
108
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My date is a very special guy.
109
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I really think I could
end up marrying him.
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Marrying him?
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I've never even
heard you talk about him.
What's his name?
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-Brad.
-Brad what?
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I don't know.
I just met him yesterday.
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Yes.
Her baby hotline!
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Honey, it's me.
Hi, yeah...
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J.T?
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J.T, I told you never
to call me on this phone.
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I'm sorry, son, I'm sorry.
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I didn't know
it was an emergency.
What is it?
120
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No, I do not know
where the TV remote is.
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JT...
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Listen to me very carefully.
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If you call me again,
I'll have you killed.
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Love 'ya.
125
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-Hey, Uncle Frank. Hey...
-Hey, Code.
126
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-I got that molding
you wanted.
-Aw, thanks, thanks.
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Yeah. Hey, dude.
128
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I sent a couple guys down
on a lumber run, you know,
and I told them that
129
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since they'd be cruising right
by the hardware store, to pick
up that PVC pipe we needed.
130
00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:03,526
Hey, Mr. Lambert,
you were right.
131
00:08:03,613 --> 00:08:05,702
The, first floor bathroom
was right
where you said it was.
132
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It was on the first floor.
133
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I've been in construction
a lot-of years, Dave.
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Cool.
135
00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:20,238
Yeah. Anyway, Cody,
listen, you've been doing
such a great job for me,
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that I've decided to,
make you my foreman.
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Foreman?
138
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Dude, you messing
with my head?
139
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No, no. I mean it. It will
really help me out, okay.
140
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I mean, when the baby comes,
I'm gonna want to spend
more time at home.
141
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And that way,
you can cover for me.
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Raging?
143
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The Code-man
as the Fore-man.
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Yeah, dude. Yeah... buddy.
145
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Yeah, the lead dog,
the head honcho,
el burrito supreme-o.
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Listen, one of your first
jobs as foreman is
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to go over there and tell
the new guy, Dave, to speed up
his work a little bit. Okay?
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And also tell him to put
those nails a little closer
together on the casing?
149
00:09:01,323 --> 00:09:04,892
Wow, man, you mean,
I got to tell people
what to do, Uncle Frank?
150
00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:08,591
Doesn't that seem
kind of bossy?
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Cody, you're the foreman.
That means you're the boss.
152
00:09:11,507 --> 00:09:13,944
Yeah, I know.
But, I always thought
it kind of just meant
153
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you got to drive
the big truck.
154
00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:18,340
Yeah...
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Okay, I'll give it a shot.
156
00:09:28,393 --> 00:09:30,526
-Hey, dude. Hey.
-Hey.
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Hey, Dave, dude. I'm Cody.
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The new foreman.
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-Hey, congratulations.
-Hey, thanks, man.
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Hey, listen. I just wanted
to tell you, you know,
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you're doing a totally
awesome job over here,
you know.
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Thanks.
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But if there is any way
you can, kind of like,
speed it up a little bit
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and, like, put those
nails just a little bit
closer together,
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so like, the door casing
doesn't fall off the wall.
166
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You know,
that'd be totally cool.
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- It's easier this way.
- That's cool, too.
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00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:11,741
Man, I don't know
if I can keep coming down
on guys like this, you know.
169
00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:21,185
Hey, the kids are going
to be here any minute.
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00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:25,102
Any chance you can get off
your fat butt and help me?
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00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:27,714
Al, what's there to do?
We just stick 'em
in front of the TV,
172
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stuff 'em full of candy,
and four hours later,
we're rich.
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All right.
Bring on the bucks.
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- Stop it!
- Just stop!
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Stop it!
Kids, stop it!
Stop! Stop!
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00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:44,078
- Stop it. Stop it!
- Stop! Stop! Stop!
177
00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:48,822
Hello, JT.
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Hi, Mrs. Weber.
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00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:54,044
And look at this,
it's the lovely
Weber children.
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Yeah, whatever.
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I'll pick 'em up at ten.
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00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:04,359
Hi...
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-Hi, kids.
-You're ugly.
184
00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:12,541
Well, aren't you just
a precious little thing?
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00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:17,851
Hey, I'm Al. I'll be
sitting with JT.
186
00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:20,505
Hello, hot lips!
187
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:25,032
-Hey.
-Where have you been
all my life?
188
00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:28,209
Excuse me?
189
00:11:28,296 --> 00:11:31,429
I think you and me could
make beautiful music together.
190
00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:35,607
I think you need some ice
down your pants.
191
00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,480
Whatever
turns you on, babe.
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00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:44,225
Okay, kids, who wants candy?
193
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-I do, I do.
-I want candy.
194
00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:47,707
Okay, follow me.
195
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:51,319
I'm He-Man.
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You better cut that out
or you'll be " She" Man.
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00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:03,897
Finally. We're alone.
198
00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:06,900
Why don't you
pour us a drink
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00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:08,989
and we'll get to
know each other.
200
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:15,038
Listen here,
you little pervert...
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00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:20,130
I'm in high school
and you're still
wearing cartoon underpants.
202
00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:23,873
So can the hoochie-coochie
talk or I'll take you to
the vet and have you fixed.
203
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:28,138
You are
a feisty one.
204
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Sit down!
205
00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:41,325
Is this JT's
Babysitting Service?
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Yeah.
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Okay, kids, this is the place.
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Everybody out of the bus.
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00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:49,943
Bus?
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Church kids.
Very well behaved.
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00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:03,260
I wouldn't give them
any more sugar.
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Here's their names,
phone numbers. Good luck.
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00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,049
Where are you going?
214
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,878
I've been with these kids
since dawn. I need a drink.
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This is not good.
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Okay. I love you. Bye.
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All right there, Lambert.
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No personal phone calls
during working hours.
You know that.
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00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:36,206
Too tough?
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00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:40,036
No, Cody. As a matter of fact,
sometimes you've got to be
tough to get the job done.
221
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:58,315
As a matter of fact, Cody,
I think you're gonna have to
be tougher with the new guy.
222
00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,013
He hasn't done
a thing right all day.
223
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,015
Yeah. So what
do you want me to do?
224
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:05,714
Like, go over there
and, like, give him
a real disapproving sigh?
225
00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:11,720
No, I want you to go
over there and fire him.
226
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,200
Fire him?
227
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,811
Dude. I don't know
if I can do that.
228
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:19,815
Okay, listen, how about
if I give him a sigh
and a really gnarly scowl.
229
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:23,906
Cody! We have a schedule
to keep here.
230
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,517
We can't afford to correct
his mistakes all the time.
231
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:30,347
Now I want you to get tough,
go over there, and fire him.
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00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:34,003
All right. Heavy is the butt
that wears the crown?
233
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:39,574
- Hey, Dave.
- Hey.
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Remember me?
El burrito supreme-o?
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-Yeah. How's it going?
-Yeah. You know, funny
you should mention "going."
236
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Yeah.
237
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You know how sometimes
you like wake up
in the morning
238
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and you just don't feel
like going to work?
239
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,197
Yeah, I sure do.
240
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:56,721
All right, from now on,
go with that feeling.
241
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,335
Wait. Are you saying
I'm fired?
242
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:03,380
Yeah, but I like the way
you say it a lot better.
243
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:08,516
Man, I'm really
sorry to hear that.
244
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,605
I mean, I don't want to
burden you with my problems
245
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,912
or anything,
but I've got five kids.
246
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:16,263
You know, two of them
need braces, and one
of them needs an operation,
247
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:19,440
and my wife
just told me this morning,
she's expecting twins.
248
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:22,225
Twins? Dude...
249
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,793
Sounds like your life's
going around the bowl
and down the hole.
250
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,970
Man.
251
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,320
I'll tell you what, man.
Why don't you just like
grab a seat right here
252
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:32,496
and, I'll go see
if I can save your job.
253
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,759
-Cool. I'll take a break.
-Yeah, dude.
254
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:38,459
Man!
255
00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:40,635
Well, did you fire him?
256
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:43,768
Yeah, Uncle Frank, man.
I couldn't give him
the old heave-ho.
257
00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:45,770
Did you know
his kids are sick?
258
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:48,948
Yeah. And his wife's
expecting twins. Dude...
259
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:52,168
Cody, Dave isn't even married.
260
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,910
He just told you
that sob story
so he could keep his job.
261
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:58,174
You mean, he lied to me?
262
00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:01,482
Yes, he lied to you.
263
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,618
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
264
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:11,231
You slung me the bull
and now you're fired.
265
00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:14,147
-You saying I'm fired again?
-That's right.
266
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:16,323
But this time, I mean it.
267
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,151
You're fired. Hit the bricks.
268
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:20,457
Don't let the door hit 'ya
where the good Lord split'ya.
269
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:26,986
Dude...
270
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:30,293
Boy, I know he deserved it,
man, but that's got to be
the toughest thing I ever did.
271
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,992
Man, that feels terrible.
272
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:36,604
Well, Cody, you shouldn't.
I mean, you did what
needed to be done.
273
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:37,953
- Really?
- Yeah.
274
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,520
-You feel okay about it?
-You bet.
275
00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:41,609
Good.
276
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,306
- 'Cause Dave's
stealing your truck.
277
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,049
- Cody! Get him!
- Dude...
278
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,838
Get out, you brat!
279
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:59,931
Get out of the fireplace,
you little creep.
280
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:04,806
Help me! Help me!
281
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:12,422
You're bigger than them.
How did this happen?
282
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:15,730
They ganged up on me.
There were hundreds of them.
283
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,695
My God.
284
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,613
Man, am I glad
to see you guys.
285
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,572
What is all this?
286
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:34,966
JT and I are trying
to babysit for 30 kids
287
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:38,057
and things got
a little out of hand.
288
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,711
Look. All right, guys,
you've got to help us.
289
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:45,586
What do you think, Mark?
Should we help them?
290
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:48,067
Well, it would be
the noble thing to do.
291
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:53,072
Nah!
292
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:56,075
Frank, your genius children
have done it again.
293
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,387
Freeze!
294
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:10,959
You...
295
00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:14,745
and you, in the kitchen, now.
296
00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:16,791
Give me that.
297
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:27,758
All right...
298
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,250
Just let me help you here.
Okay.
299
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,861
You just go in there with
the rest of them, all right.
300
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:48,562
Okay...
301
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:52,261
Start talking.
302
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:56,135
Well, I knew how much Al
wanted to go to Disneyland
303
00:18:56,222 --> 00:19:00,269
so, being the loving
brother that I am,
304
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:04,447
I suggested we start
a babysitting service.
305
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,841
Well, what ever gave you
the idea that
306
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:10,671
you could use my house
as a day care center?
307
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:12,455
We didn't think
you'd find out.
308
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:14,370
You said you weren't
gonna be home until midnight.
309
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:20,376
Which brings up
a very interesting point.
310
00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:23,858
You lied to us.
311
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,866
Is that the kind of father
you want to be?
312
00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:34,477
A liar?
313
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:37,872
Be a good time
for me to shut up?
314
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:41,005
- Yeah.
- All right.
315
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,360
Look, Dad, um...
316
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,667
I'm real sorry about all this.
317
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:54,018
I guess...
318
00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:56,673
I just really wanted
to go on that vacation
with my friend,
319
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,763
and... I got desperate.
320
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:04,768
Look, Al, I know
you were in a big hurry
to buy that airplane ticket,
321
00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:10,557
but I told you,
there is no such thing
as easy money.
322
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:14,387
Yeah, I guess all the money
we made tonight is gonna go
towards the damages?
323
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,998
Yeah, I'd say so.
324
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:20,219
Now, I want you two
to clean this kitchen, now.
325
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,351
I'm gonna go phone
the parents of those kids.
326
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:29,228
Man, now I'm never gonna
get to go to California
with my friend.
327
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,060
Not necessarily.
328
00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:41,501
Al, I have got an idea
329
00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:44,547
that is gonna make us
a ton of money.
330
00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:47,637
Check it out.
331
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:51,293
We import and distribute
exotic reptiles.
332
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:55,036
You're an idiot.
333
00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:57,734
No, no, no. It's gonna work.
Check this out.
334
00:20:57,821 --> 00:21:00,911
We'll hitchhike to Mexico,
wear really baggy pants,
335
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:03,044
and we'll stuff like snakes
and lizards down our pants.
336
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,567
What could go wrong with that?
337
00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:11,922
That's it
for the eleven o'clock news.
338
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:14,708
We'll be off the air
until six a.m. Good night.
339
00:21:25,675 --> 00:21:27,242
Herbie, what do you think?
340
00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:35,163
Mom, Ethel, wake up.
341
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,252
What?
342
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:40,299
I found it.
The perfect prom dress.
343
00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:42,301
What do you think?
344
00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:43,780
Wow.
345
00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:47,610
You look beautiful.
346
00:21:47,697 --> 00:21:49,743
I'll take it.
347
00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:52,093
Hallelujah!
348
00:21:53,486 --> 00:21:56,315
Now, what about shoes?
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