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Hey, step-babes.
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Hey.
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I'm glad you guys are here.
Check this out?
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Cody, if that outfit means
that you are going
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on a suicide bombing mission,
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I just want you to know
you have my full support.
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Well, thanks.
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But, no, this isn't a bomb.
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This is an experiment
for my public speaking class.
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See, I was given a speech
on my favorite topic,
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adult children
and sideshow freaks.
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Well, the Professor dude
stopped me and said
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I use the word dude too much.
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Dude, can you believe that?
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Well, Cody, that's
just the way you talk.
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That's what I told the dude,
you know?
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He said it was
like a verbal tic.
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And unless I stopped
using the word "Dude,"
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I'd never be
an effective speaker.
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Dude.
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Cody, this is all
very fascinating
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but it still doesn't explain
why you're wearing
that high-voltage vest.
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Simple.
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Shock therapy.
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Yeah.
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These batteries right here.
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They're connected
to two electrodes
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that I super-glued
to my butt.
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All I need is someone
to zap me with a big bolt
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of electricity every time
I use the word "Dude."
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So, any volunteers?
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Me! Me!
Pick me.
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All right.
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Now, Dana-man,
I know you're just trying
to be a friend here,
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but this is gonna be
a tough job, okay?
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Every time I say the word
"Dude," you gotta zap me
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with a big bolt
of electricity no matter
how much pain I'm in.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it.
Where's the trigger?
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This button over here.
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Like this?
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Right.
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But only when I
use the word, "Dude."
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Dude, that hurt.
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Cool.
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Damn.
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-Give me the ball!
-No!
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Help! I'm pregnant
and I can't get up.
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Great. Shamu
beached herself again.
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Boys, the next one
who does a fat joke
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gets his head shaved
when he's sleeping.
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Now, come on.
Help me up.
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How're we gonna get her up?
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I don't want
to pop her hernia.
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Wait, I've got it.
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We'll just rock her
back an forth like a car
stuck in the snow.
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Cute, Mark.
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On three.
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One, two, three.
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Hi, boys.
Raising the Titanic
again?
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Yeah.
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I need to go ice my shoulder.
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I think I blew out
a rotator cuff.
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I'm getting
a little tired
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of being the butt
of everyone's jokes
around here.
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I have to admit, honey,
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your butt's
a pretty big target.
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Upsy-daisy.
There.
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-Thank you.
-I know you can.
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Listen, I'm just teasing you.
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I think you look beautiful.
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Yeah, well, I don't
feel beautiful.
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I feel like a big tub of lard.
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Carol, you're
eight months pregnant.
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You're supposed
to feel like a tub of lard.
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Excuse me.
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I meant a beautiful tub
of lard, honey.
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A sexy tub.
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It doesn't even have
to be a tub. It can...
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Shut up, Frank.
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I don't know.
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Do you really think
it's possible for Cody
to stop saying "Dude?"
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Dana's already zapped him
about 5000 times.
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If he doesn't stop soon, we're
gonna have to put a light bulb
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in his mouth.
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You know, I'm simply
trying to help the boy.
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Good morning, du...
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Duly appointed friends
and family.
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Good thinking, Cody.
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You saved your butt
on that one.
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Dude, tell me about it.
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Guess I won't be
needing that morning
cup of coffee?
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Cody, why don't you have
something to eat so you don't
have to talk so much?
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Here, have a blueberry muffin.
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Blueberry muffin.
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I love blueberry muffins.
Dude.
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I gotta find
another word to use
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when I get jazzed up
about my food.
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Hey, Barky,
what are you, deaf?
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He said, "food!"
Not "dude!"
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Hey, Dana.
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You know, far be it
from me to be picky, bu...
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Hey.
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When JT uses the "D" word,
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do I still
got to get the juice?
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I'm sorry.
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I just really want to help you
get this monkey off your back.
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You know, a lesser friend
wouldn't be able to watch me
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take this much pain.
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It comes from love.
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Yeah, right.
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Cody, let's get out of here
before the Bride of Satan
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gets trigger-happy again.
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Good idea.
You lead the way, man.
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I'm kind of seeing two
of everything right now.
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Dude.
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Hey, Dad. I thought you left
for work already.
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No, I had to help Carol
through an emotional crisis.
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Tried to put on
a pair of jeans
and blew out the zipper.
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You got a message.
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-Pam Marshall called.
-Be quiet!
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I don't want Carol
to hear that.
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Pam is my old girlfriend.
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Man, what a hound.
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Carol's in the shop,
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so you're taking out
a loaner?
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JT, what kind of man
do you think I am?
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Obviously a man with needs.
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Son, go wash your mind
out with soap.
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I am not having an affair
with Pam.
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I'm remodeling her bedroom.
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It is
a professional relationship.
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Then, why don't you
just tell Carol?
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Yeah, son.
That's a real good idea.
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Carol's here feeling
like the Goodyear Blimp
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and I'm gonna tell her
I'm putting in
a fantasy bedroom
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for my ex-girlfriend.
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Yeah, better yet,
why don't I just tell her
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I'm just shacking up
with the Laker Girls?
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Except on weekends, of course,
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when I'm jumping
Victoria Principal.
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Poor Uncle Frank, man.
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He got himself
in quite a bind there.
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Dude...
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Hey.
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Thanks.
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No. Thank you.
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Coming.
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Don't give up hope.
I'm coming soon.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Is Frank home?
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No, but I'm his wife.
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Maybe I could help you.
I'm his wife.
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You must be Carol.
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Hi, I'm Pam Marshall.
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Frank's doing
a remodeling job for me.
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How nice.
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-Come on in.
-Thanks.
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Wow, you must be
due any day now.
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Well, I've actually
got another month to go.
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Twins?
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No. Just one.
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Well, I won't take up
any more of your time.
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Frank's ordering my tile
in the morning
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and I just wanted to let him
know I changed my mind
on the color.
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Would you mind giving him
this sample for me?
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Sure. No problem. Thanks.
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-It was nice
to meet you, Carol.
-Thanks.
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You know, you got yourself
a terrific husband.
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Well, thanks.
I think so, too.
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I'm so glad you're
not bothered by the fact
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that he's working for me.
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Why would I be
bothered by that?
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No, just because he's
remodeling my bedroom
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and I'm his old girlfriend.
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He did mention that.
Didn't he?
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No. No, he didn't.
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Well.
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I'm sure that's just because
he's been so busy, you know,
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tied up in my bedroom.
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Not tied up
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like Basic-Instincttied-up
or anything like that.
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I just meant, involved.
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Well, anyway, thanks
for taking that tile.
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I'm sure you'll see
that Frank gets it.
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Don't worry.
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When Frank gets home,
he'll get it.
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Lie to me.
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He thinks he can keep
some skinny bimbo from me.
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Honey.
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I just bowled the best game
of my life.
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A 256.
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You no-good, lying
sack of dirt.
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All right.
It was a 218.
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I'm not talking
about your stupid bowling.
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I'm talking
about Pam Marshall.
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Did I tell you that I have
a job remodeling her bedroom?
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And that she's
my old girlfriend?
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Isn't that funny?
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You are pathetic.
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Come on, Carol.
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It's strictly
a business relationship.
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Yeah? Then why are you
hiding her from me?
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Right, like I'm gonna
tell you I'm working
with a gorgeous woman
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while you're here looking
like a tub of lar...
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-I'm not helping myself. Am I?
-Not one bit.
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Well, what do you
want me to do, honey?
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Honey, you want me to quit?
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I'm serious,
if you want me to quit
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then just tell me to quit
and I'll quit.
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-I want you to quit.
-I can't do that.
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I have a ton of money
invested in that project.
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Not to mention, time.
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I've been busting my hump
in that woman's bedroom.
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Yeah, Carol.
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Listen, that was
a bad choice of words, honey.
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I chose you over her!
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Listen, when I married you,
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I lost all interest
in beautiful women.
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Just shut up, Frank!
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Just shut up!
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Hello, Frank.
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I thought
you might be thirsty.
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Well, what's the occasion?
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Well...
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you've been busting your hump
in my bedroom, so...
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I thought it called
for a little celebration.
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I'll drink to that.
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Nice distance.
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And I'm a little tired.
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Here's to you
and your expert hands
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in my bedroom.
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I am so hot.
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Are you hot?
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No, I'm fine.
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How about now?
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Pam, what are you doing?
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I want you, Frank.
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I want you bad.
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It's not right.
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I love my wife
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and I wouldn't do anything
to hurt her.
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But what she doesn't know
won't hurt her.
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No, Frank!
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Don't bust your hump.
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Frank!
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I gotta get over there
right now.
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Frank,
it looks great.
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Yeah, well, listen,
I'm glad you like it.
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I thought you might
be thirsty. Champagne?
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Yeah, well, I don't usually
drink on the job, there, Pam.
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Come on. Just a sip.
I want to propose a toast.
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You've done
such a terrific job here.
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Well, all right. I guess one
little sip won't hurt here.
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Okay, now.
Watch out.
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00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,720
Must be an old bottle.
257
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:09,854
One for you.
258
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,117
There we go.
259
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,422
And a little for me.
260
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,558
Well, here's
to my new bedroom.
261
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:18,602
Cheers.
262
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:25,305
You know, Frank.
263
00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:26,958
I've been thinking
about remodeling my kitchen.
264
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,483
Would you take a look?
You have such good ideas.
265
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:32,747
Well, I'd be glad to look.
Sure. Sure.
266
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,227
I'm really happy
I hired you.
267
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:35,489
You are so terrific.
268
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:36,577
Thanks.
269
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,880
I don't know.
I think a job like that
would take about a month.
270
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,665
Maybe a month and a half.
271
00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:25,495
You'll want to get
new cabinets and appliances,
you know.
272
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,325
The first thing you're
gonna have to do
273
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:30,892
is get rid
of those dated faucets
274
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:32,589
and maybe put in
a nice "C" spout.
275
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,809
Yes, yes.
276
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:36,637
You really have an eye
for beautiful things.
277
00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:37,942
Hey. It's my job.
278
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:40,597
You know what I'm thinking?
279
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:42,904
That, um,
280
00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:44,558
you'll probably like
a nice "C" spout here
281
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:45,646
in the Jacuzzi.
282
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:48,083
No.
283
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,606
I'd like to have you
in the Jacuzzi.
284
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:50,955
Jeez.
285
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,263
Now, now, now.
Listen, Pam.
286
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,786
This isn't right.
287
00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:57,875
Give me five minutes.
I'll make it right.
288
00:18:57,962 --> 00:18:59,312
Now wait a minute. No.
289
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:00,965
Now, I'm not gonna do this.
290
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:03,011
I'm a happily married man.
291
00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,360
What were you thinking?
292
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:07,537
Well, I figured
there was some reason
293
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,974
you didn't tell your wife
you were working here.
294
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:11,889
Well, of course there is.
295
00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:13,674
Carol's eight months pregnant.
296
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,545
She feels so insecure
about everything.
297
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,373
I didn't want to worry her.
298
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:20,855
Right.
299
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:22,726
Well, I'm glad I didn't
throw myself at you,
300
00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:23,988
or I'd be really embarrassed.
301
00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:30,821
Any chance we can just
forget this ever happened?
302
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:33,824
Sure.
303
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:37,611
Thanks.
304
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,743
Well, I think I'll go
see my shrink now.
305
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,484
We've been
working on rejection.
306
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:58,936
Carol.
307
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,332
What are you doing here?
308
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,987
No.
309
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:08,294
The blackouts are back.
It must be the hormones again.
310
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,298
I gotta go,
so I'll see you at dinner.
311
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:13,473
Carol.
312
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,041
You didn't have to do this.
313
00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:18,521
You can trust me.
314
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:22,917
I know, Frank, but...
315
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:25,746
my imagination
just got away from me.
316
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:29,663
Well, here I am,
I keep thinking
I look like this big blimp
317
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:33,144
and this gorgeous woman
walks back into your life
318
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:37,366
and I just figured
you'd find her
more attractive than me.
319
00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:41,762
Carol, you are
the most beautiful woman
320
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,807
I have ever laid my eyes on.
321
00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,853
Yeah. Even like this?
322
00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:48,943
Yeah.
323
00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:55,341
Yeah.
324
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:07,918
-Hey, guys.
-Hey, Code.
325
00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:09,572
Hey, Code.
326
00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:12,009
So, how's that,
shock therapy thing going?
327
00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:14,273
Man, I've been
zapped so many times,
328
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,187
my butt feels
like a London broil.
329
00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:18,581
Dude.
330
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:24,631
Cody.
331
00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:26,285
I am so proud of you.
332
00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:30,680
You went a whole hour
without saying...
333
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:32,508
What's what word
you're not supposed to say?
334
00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:35,381
Cody, this is so stupid, man.
335
00:21:35,468 --> 00:21:37,165
You need to say
the word, "Dude"
to communicate.
336
00:21:37,252 --> 00:21:38,993
It's part of who you are.
337
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,386
Why don't you bag
this whole thing
and quit, bro?
338
00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:43,127
I can't do that, dude.
339
00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:47,349
Okay.
340
00:21:48,785 --> 00:21:49,960
Changed my mind.
341
00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:52,528
Yeah, JT's right.
342
00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:54,138
I'm not gonna change.
343
00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:56,010
Dana, give me the remote.
344
00:21:56,097 --> 00:21:58,491
Winners never quit,
and quitters never win.
345
00:21:58,578 --> 00:21:59,622
Give me.
346
00:22:00,884 --> 00:22:02,451
Come on.
347
00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:04,671
All right.
348
00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:06,281
Okay.
349
00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:10,285
Now, if you dudes
will excuse me,
350
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,592
I have to remove
a few electrodes
351
00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:14,550
from a very sensitive area.
352
00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:23,124
You know, you try
to help a friend
353
00:22:23,211 --> 00:22:24,908
and they just give up on you.
354
00:22:26,693 --> 00:22:28,956
Well, I wouldn't
worry about it, Dana.
355
00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:31,959
As far as I am concerned,
you will always be
a pain in the butt.
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