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One and two and three
and four and one and two...
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Okay, ladies, let's do
that butt crunch thing again.
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Yeah! That's the one.
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Hey, JT.
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Dude, again
with the butt crunch channel?
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Dude, you gotta get a life, man.
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Okay, Gabrielle. Come on in.
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As soon as Mark
brings up your bags,
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we'll set you up
in the girls' room.
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Thanks for letting me
spend the weekend
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while my parents
are out of town, Mother Lambert.
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You don't have
to call me Mother Lambert.
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I'm not actually
your mother-in-law.
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Not yet, but we both know
it's just a matter of time
until I'm Mrs. Mark Foster.
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-Hey, Gaby.
-Hi, Cody.
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Is it me, or are you getting
foxier by the minute?
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Well, I do
have a special glow because
I'm in love with a stud.
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Look how strong my man is.
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Your love gives me strength,
my sweet.
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Okay, Hercules. Let's get
these bags upstairs?
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Okay, mom.
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After you, my turtledove.
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Be still my heart.
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Be still my lunch!
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Woah, woah!
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I gotcha, I gotcha.
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Dirty.
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Dirty.
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Close enough.
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I want to show you my computer.
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- Hi, JT.
- Hi, JT.
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I have all your love letters
filed under a special directory.
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It's called "Hotlips."
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Isn't he a devil?
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Yeah.
He's bad to the bone!
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Mark.
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-What is this?
-What?
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This swimsuit magazine.
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Frank bought me
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a subscription
to "SportsWorld"
to broaden my horizons.
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How exactly does a girl
like this broaden your horizons?
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Yeah. Tell her, Mark.
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This is just a bonus issue
that they throw in
with every subscription.
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It's got five of the world's
most beautiful girls
modeling bikinis.
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Mark, these magazines
merely perpetuate the myth
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that women are nothing
but sexual objects.
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Yeah. Especially page 56.
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You might find this amusing, JT,
but I find it degrading.
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Mark, it would make me
really happy
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if you threw this magazine
in the garbage where it belongs.
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If it makes you
that uncomfortable,
of course, I'll throw it away.
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Thank you.
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I've got some software
I've been dying to show you.
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I'll be right back.
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Well, well, well.
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You know, I'm real sorry
I had to witness that, Mark.
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What are you talking about?
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It makes women
sexual objects.
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It would make me really happy
if you threw it away.
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Give me a break.
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It's just a magazine.
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Mark, this isn't just
about a magazine, all right?
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It's about your manhood.
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I mean, if you keep letting her
tell you what to do,
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before you know it, she'll be
telling you how to dress,
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what to eat
and who to hang out with.
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Not my Gaby.
She's not controlling like that.
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All chicks are controlling.
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That's not true.
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Hey, I'm not
making this stuff up.
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It's in the Bible!
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Where?
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The Garden of Eden?
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Who do you think made Adam
eat that apple?
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It was that Eve chick.
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He was doing just fine
till Eve said,
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"It'd make me
really happy
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"if you'd eat this apple."
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If Adam had been
a man who said no,
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we'd all still be
in the Garden of Eden
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playing nude volleyball
with her.
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Man!
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-Who is it?
-Dana!
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Come in!
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Hi, Frank. I just want
to return mom's scarf.
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Go right ahead.
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Frank, what are you doing?
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I'm cutting out ads
from these magazines
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and putting them
in my dirty laundry.
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Pretty smart?
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I don't think we've
gotten to the smart part yet.
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I have been leaving hints
all over the house
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so your mother knows
what to get me for my birthday.
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"Attention, fishermen.
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"Decco presents
the Amazing Trout Tracker.
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"Use modern Sonar technology
to catch those wily fish."
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It's a fish finder.
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I really want this bad boy.
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Frank,
here's a crazy thought.
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Instead of putting
pathetic little ads
in your dirty laundry,
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why don't you try just
telling Mom what you want.
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You've never been married
to your mother, have you?
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You see, Carol doesn't think
a gift is a gift
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unless she surprises someone
with it.
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So, she's always
getting me stuff I hate.
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Like pants that aren't jeans,
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or Italian shoes
with the girly tassels
on the front.
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Well, Frank, I can't afford
the "Trout Tracker,"
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but maybe I can get you
a nice bucket of bait.
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Now, there's a gift
a guy can use.
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Frank, are you upstairs?
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Yeah, honey.
Yeah, I'm up here!
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Frank?
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I know your birthday
is not until next week
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but one of your presents
just came in the mail,
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and well, I really, really,
really want to give it to you.
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And why is that?
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You think I might
want to use it this weekend?
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Okay. Let me have it!
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Well, go ahead. Open it.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Surprise.
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This is for me?
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Yes, it's for you.
Their men's. See?
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Says right here.
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"Men's low-rise, French-cut
bikini briefs."
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Low-rise, French-cut
bikini briefs.
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Carol, there's not
a manly word in there.
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Where does it say "Boxer"
or "durable" or "roomy" ?
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Come on, Frank. Give it a try.
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Honey, these are made
for French guys.
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Little skinny people who ride
around on bikes all day.
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American men are bigger.
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And we're stronger.
We drive trucks.
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These are almost un-American.
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Well, I think
they're very American.
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Especially on a big, strong
American guy like you.
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They get me very patriotic.
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Well, anything for my country.
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Boy.
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Hey, guys.
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Listen, I'd love
to stay for dinner
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but I got
kind of a dental problem.
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What's wrong?
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Well, see one of my fillings
fell out.
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And I tried
to super-glue it back in.
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Not a good idea.
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-Dad, why would he--
-Don't. Don't ask.
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It's Cody.
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Okay, everybody. Dinner's ready.
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Good.
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-Frank, Frank.
-What, honey? What?
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I want to ask you a question.
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Are you...
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wearing them?
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You mean those little
red slingshot thingies?
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No, I'm not.
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Why not?
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They're too tight.
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They cut off circulation
to my... legs.
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Well, you just
have to get used to them.
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We'll try them out
later tonight.
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Yeah, well, I'm telling you,
it's a little hard
to get romantic
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when you got a tourniquet
around your groin.
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Please pass the corn.
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Corn.
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We are passing the corn.
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All right. Here's the milk.
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The rest of the food is coming.
Knock yourselves out.
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Green beans, sweetie?
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No, thank you, dear.
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God. We're living
with Ozzie and Harriet.
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I made them myself.
They're very good.
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Well, I'm sure they are,
but I don't like green beans.
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Try them. For me?
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Gee, Mark.
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Those green beans look good.
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Like they're
from the Garden of Eden.
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Honey, you better hurry up
and eat,
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so you have time to change
before we go to the movie.
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What's wrong
with what I'm wearing?
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Nothing.
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You just look so much nicer
in your blue sweater.
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Henpecked!
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I don't want
to wear my blue sweater.
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But it's my favorite.
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Back off, woman.
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What is going on, Mark?
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I'll tell you what's going on.
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I'm a man, and a man
eats what he wants,
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wears what he wants
and reads what he wants.
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And that includes page 56
of the swimsuit edition.
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Well, I guess you never
know about a man
until you've lived with him.
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Excuse me.
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Well, looks like the honeymoon
on Dweebland's over.
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What's going on
with Mark and Gabby?
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Beats me.
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Hey, pass the green beans.
They look great.
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I'm proud of you, Mark.
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You let her know who's boss.
You're a real man.
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00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:22,872
I don't know, JT.
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It felt good for a second,
but now I feel bad.
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00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,834
Maybe I should go apologize.
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Apologize? No.
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Yeah, real men don't apologize.
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At least that's what JT says.
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00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:40,672
Now, that's a man.
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I know Mark yelled at me, but,
maybe I pushed him too hard.
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I think I should go apologize.
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I can't let you do that.
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You would be giving Mark
all of the power
in the relationship.
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You would be saying, yes
to a male-dominated world.
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You see, the problem with
today's society is that...
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we've given women
way too much power.
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It's time we took it back.
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Starting with you.
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We have given men
way too much power.
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And it's time we took it back.
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Starting with you.
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Me?
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I'm just a girl who had
a fight with her boyfriend.
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No, you're not!
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You are a symbol
for all sisterhood!
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That's right!
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I mean, the battle of the sexes
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has been going on
since the beginning of time.
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Men have always blamed us
for their shortcomings.
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Absolutely.
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It's all right there
in the Bible.
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The Bible?
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I don't remember reading
about the battle of the sexes
in the Bible.
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Well, that's because men
wrote the Bible!
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And cut out all the parts
that made them look bad!
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- They did?
- Yeah!
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The whole Garden of Eden story,
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where Eve supposedly made
Adam eat the apple?
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Did not happen that way.
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What they don't tell you
is that an hour before Eve
offered him the apple...
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he was probably wandering
around the garden whining,
240
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"I'm hungry.
Can't you make me a snack?
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"There's never anything
to eat around here."
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So, out of frustration,
she gives him the apple,
and he chooses to eat it.
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And boom!
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For the next billion years,
everything is our fault.
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What church do you go to?
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I did not learn about this
in church.
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I have a feminist study group.
248
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We talk about these things.
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I go too, but they won't
let me bring a date.
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I'm very confused.
251
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:21,790
Frank. Come on out here.
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I can't wait to see you
in your birthday briefs.
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I hate these things.
254
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:26,708
They look stupid.
255
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,971
I bet you look very sexy.
256
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:30,842
Carol, men aren't
supposed to look sexy.
257
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,061
That's a woman's job.
258
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:35,282
Men are just
supposed to be hairy.
259
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:40,069
Come on. Let me see.
260
00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:41,723
-You'll laugh.
-I won't laugh!
261
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,116
-Yes, you will.
-No!
262
00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:45,205
I'll be too turned on to laugh.
263
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:49,818
Okay.
264
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,482
You're laughing!
265
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:03,875
No, I'm not.
266
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,486
Yes, you are.
267
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,749
Yes, you are. You're laughing!
268
00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:09,707
Great!
269
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,407
This is fine, honey.
270
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,626
You buy me a gift I don't want
and you make me wear 'em
and then you laugh at me.
271
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:16,801
Aw, good.
272
00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:20,762
Sorry, honey.
273
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,851
It's just that they're so small.
274
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,379
No, no, no, no. The underwear!
275
00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:37,997
Have a wonderful time, honey.
Laugh it up.
276
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,563
I'm sorry, honey.
277
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,217
You were right.
They don't look good on you.
278
00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:44,786
You're just not a French-cut
bikini kind of guy.
279
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,570
That's what I've been
trying to tell you.
280
00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:49,051
Why can't you just
get me a gift that I ask for?
281
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,792
Well, then, it wouldn't
be a surprise.
282
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,272
Where's the fun in that?
283
00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:53,838
Honey, it's my birthday!
284
00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:56,058
I'm the one
supposed to be having fun.
285
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:58,191
You can have fun
on your own birthday.
286
00:16:58,278 --> 00:16:59,801
Okay, Frank. All right.
287
00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:01,759
From now on, no more surprises.
288
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:03,196
You just tell me what you want,
and I will go get it for you.
289
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:05,241
I want the Amazing Trout Tracker
by Decco.
290
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,898
It's got "Super Sonar".
It finds fish and everything.
291
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,163
Okay, Frank.
292
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,426
If that's what you want,
I'll get it for you.
293
00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:17,645
Okay.
294
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,690
And one more thing too.
295
00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:21,866
-Will you call 911?
-Why?
296
00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,868
I think I need the Jaws of Life
to get out of this thing.
297
00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:34,575
Yeah, buddy.
298
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:37,578
Hi, Cody.
299
00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:38,840
Hey, little cuz.
300
00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,148
Hey, what's the matter, man?
301
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,411
You're looking a little droopy
in the drawers?
302
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:47,066
I couldn't sleep last night.
303
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,416
Gabrielle and I
had a little brouhaha.
304
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:50,634
Ouch.
305
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:53,115
Brouhaha. Yeah, I hear you, man.
306
00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:55,161
Yeah, that Hungarian food
is a killer.
307
00:17:57,424 --> 00:18:00,035
Boy, that paprika can give you
the scoots. One, two, three.
308
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:04,083
Cody. Gabrielle and I
had a fight.
309
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:05,997
Man.
310
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,347
A fight and the scoots?
311
00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:11,829
Buddy, you did
have a rough night.
312
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:14,397
At first, it felt like
she was pushing me around.
313
00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:18,140
But, now that
I think about it,
it wasn't that big of a deal.
314
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:21,143
-I shouldn't have yelled at her.
-No.
315
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:23,537
Now the relationship is over.
316
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:25,016
Mark, man.
317
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,627
You know, just because
you had one fight,
318
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,803
it doesn't mean
that the relationship is over.
319
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:32,023
It just means that you guys
got some stuff to work on,
you know?
320
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,547
Look, if you're
that upset about it,
321
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,723
just go upstairs
and apologize to her?
322
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:37,246
I can't do that.
323
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,509
JT says that real men
don't apologize.
324
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:40,989
I see.
325
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:46,037
I just have one small question
for you, Mark.
326
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,737
Why would you take advice
from a bonehead like JT?
327
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:53,219
He questioned my manhood.
328
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:55,046
Well, let me
tell you something, Mark.
329
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,961
A real man does apologize.
330
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,747
Especially to a woman he loves.
331
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,270
Well, that's what I thought too.
332
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:04,404
But, JT said if I apologize,
I'd be a wimp.
333
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:10,453
Mark, I just got one more
small question to ask you.
334
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:13,891
Why would you take advice
from a bonehead like JT?
335
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,939
-Cody, you already asked that.
-I know.
336
00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:20,376
I'm using repetitious dialogue
to prove a point.
337
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:21,725
Okay?
338
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:25,947
Look at it this way, okay?
339
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,775
You're the one with
the girlfriend that you date.
340
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,690
Now, what has JT got?
341
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:30,995
He's got the swimsuit edition.
342
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:33,520
He's got
the butt crunch channel.
343
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:36,871
I mean, it's like,
what in the world
does he know about chicks?
344
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,351
You know?
345
00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:40,831
You know something?
You're right.
346
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:43,312
Gabrielle is the woman
of my dreams.
347
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:45,271
And I'm not gonna
let one fight mess that up.
348
00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:47,577
That's right. That's what
I wanna hear, buddy.
349
00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:50,189
You just keep
that stiff upper lip!
350
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:56,717
Hello, Mark.
351
00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:58,893
Hi, Gabrielle.
352
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:04,768
Young lovers at the crossroads.
353
00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:06,727
Decision '95.
354
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:13,603
I was really mean to you.
355
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:15,779
I'm sorry too.
356
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:17,477
I shouldn't have been so pushy.
357
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:21,568
I was a real pain
in the B-U-T-T.
358
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,440
She spelled butt.
359
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:30,316
That's so cute.
360
00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:38,324
I don't care what you eat
or what you wear
or even what you read.
361
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:41,979
As long as we're together,
that's all that really matters.
362
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,633
Baby, you're the greatest.
363
00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:50,945
I'm such a sap
for a happy ending.
364
00:21:07,962 --> 00:21:09,224
Attention, all fish.
365
00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:16,013
Frank Lambert is now armed
with the Amazing Trout Tracker
by Decco.
366
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,711
You are surrounded.
367
00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:19,756
Just throw yourself in the boat,
nobody will be hurt.
368
00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:25,109
How are they biting?
369
00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:27,634
Honey, this is
the best birthday gift ever.
370
00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:29,897
I'm telling you.
371
00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:32,595
If there is
the slightest hint of movement
from anywhere down below,
372
00:21:32,682 --> 00:21:34,902
this baby goes off
like a smoke alarm.
373
00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:39,559
Well, I'm so glad you like it.
374
00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:40,821
-Yeah.
-Hey.
375
00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:42,388
I have another surprise for you.
376
00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:47,306
Did you get me
the amazing duck radar?
377
00:21:49,003 --> 00:21:51,440
No. But I really think
you'll like this better.
378
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:58,969
You like it?
379
00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:00,319
It's a French camisole.
380
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,974
Carol, I don't care what
those French guys are wearing,
381
00:22:04,061 --> 00:22:05,585
I'm not putting on
a fru-fru undershirt.
382
00:22:07,543 --> 00:22:09,632
It's not for you, Frank.
383
00:22:09,719 --> 00:22:10,894
It's for me.
384
00:22:10,981 --> 00:22:12,156
Wow.
385
00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:14,420
Viva la France.
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