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I can't bear the thought
of being away from you
for Christmas.
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Me, neither.
Promise you'll fax me
every day?
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I will, I will.
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That way, even though
we're hundreds
of miles apart,
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our souls will be
electronically linked.
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Talk about romance
in the twenty-first century,
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Goodbye, my sweet.
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Farewell, my lovely.
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Is it me, or is she just
one smokin' mama?
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Gotta love that.
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It's ski time.
This is gonna be the
greatest Christmas ever.
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I don't know, JT.
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Don't you think
it's kind of lame
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to be away from your family
at Christmas?
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Cody, I'm 18.
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I'm a little too old
to be sitting around the tree,
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singing The Twelve Days Of Christmaswith the kiddies.
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Yeah. Well, what do you think,
Uncle Frank?
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Don't you think
it's kind of lame
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to be away from your family
at Christmas?
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Well, like he said, he's 18.
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If that's what he wants to do
for the holidays, that's fine.
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Thanks, Dad. Gotta go.
See ya later, Code.
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-Sure.
-See ya, son.
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Have fun skiing. Bye.
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That ungrateful little brat.
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I spend 18 years raising him
and he leaves me at Christmas.
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Uncle Frank, man...
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Major 'tude swing,
dude.
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I mean, hey, if you didn't
want him to go,
why didn't you just say so?
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Cody, that's not my style.
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Sure, I'm gonna miss him,
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but I'll just have to try
not to think about him.
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Yeah. Well,
good luck.
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Hey, man, if I was you,
that's all I'd be
thinking about.
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Sure, my first born son
won't be with me at Christmas.
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Yeah,
there's plenty of turkey,
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but JT won't be here
to eat it.
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Yeah, all kinds of eggnog,
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but JT won't be here
to drink it. Nope.
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Of course, there'll be
plenty of presents,
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but JT won't be here
to open them up and say,
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"Gee, thanks, Dad,
you're the greatest guy
in the world."
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God, God, this is sadder than
when they shot Old Yeller.
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All right, all right,
I get your point.
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Just stop talking
about how much
I'm going to miss JT.
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Yeah, right, dude.
You're the one who keeps
bringing it up.
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Honey, honey, I'm afraid
I have some bad news.
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You know that vase
you ordered by mail?
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I think some bonehead
down at the post office
broke it.
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Wrapping with the staple gun
again, Frank?
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I'll get it!
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It's probably my little
love muffin.
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Hello, baby.
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It's Aunt Edna.
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Shh! Shh! Okay, everybody
pretend we're not home.
Just be quiet.
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Come on, guys.
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Hello. Hi, Aunt Edna,
what a nice surprise.
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Yes, yes, we're going
to be home for Christmas.
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No, no, no,
don't tell her we're going
to be home for Christmas.
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Tell her... Tell her,
tell her we don't
celebrate Christmas.
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Tell her we're Jewish.
Tell her we're Jewish!
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Shh! Shh!
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Would you be quiet.
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Excuse us. We're just playing
our Hanukkah records.
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Well, of course we'd love
to have you join us
for Christmas.
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Okay. See you soon.
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Honey, how could you
invite that old bat over here
for Christmas?
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Well, Frank, she's family.
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She's a witch!
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You know, the last time
she was here,
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she pinched my cheeks so hard,
I wet my pants.
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Yeah, and she never
gets my name right.
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She's always calling me
Mike or Moe or Melvin.
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At least she gets
close to your name.
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All she ever calls me
is Lazy Boy.
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I thought your cousin Ernie
had to take her this year.
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Well, apparently,
Ernie had to have
an emergency heart bypass.
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Right.
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Like that couldn't wait
until after the holidays.
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Well, that must be her.
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Run for your lives!
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Wait a minute, must be her?
Honey, how'd she
get here so fast?
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Well, she was calling
from the corner.
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You know, you should've
let us kept singing.
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I think that Jewish thing
would have worked.
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Just stop it. Shh.
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Well, hi, Aunt Edna.
How nice to see you.
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Yeah?
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Then how come every Christmas
I get passed around
like a bad fruitcake?
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Well, we like fruitcake.
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Where are your bags?
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In the car.
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Hey, Lazy Boy, go get my bags.
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Nice to see you, too,
Aunt Edna.
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Aunt Edna,
you remember the kids?
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Well, of course
I remember them.
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Hey, Whitey,
what's your name again?
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Mark.
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Mark, right.
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I never did like that name.
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From now on,
your name is Maurice.
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You can't do that.
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I'm older than dirt.
I can do anything I want.
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Now shut up and go help
Lazy Boy with my bags.
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Aunt Edna, you seem
kind of tense.
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Would you like to
lie down for a while?
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No, not until I check out
Smiley here.
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Look, we went through this
the last time you were here.
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All right, the name
is not Smiley. It's Al.
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You know, I don't care
how old you are,
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I'm not taking
any lip from you.
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- Al!
- No, no, no,
that's okay.
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I like this one.
She's got spunk.
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You get in my face again
and I'll be on you
like a bad rash.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
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you said we were staying
in an Alpine chalet.
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This place looks more like
the entrance to a mine shaft.
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Well, it's supposed
to be rustic.
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It's all part of that
wilderness experience.
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What's that shack
with the steam
coming out of it?
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That's another part
of the wilderness experience.
It's the outhouse.
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Man. I hope
I can hold it 'til Monday.
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Well, here it is, our little
mountain bachelor pad.
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Man, this place is a dump.
There's like 10 guys,
and we only got four cots.
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Who cares about the cabin?
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I mean, we're going to be
spending all our time
on the ski slopes.
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Think again. An avalanche
took out the ski lifts.
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Man, this is so lame.
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I'm stuck in this rat hole
and I can't even ski.
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Man, it doesn't get
any worse than this.
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Yeah it does.
The outhouse has a metal seat.
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I can't believe Mom stuck us
with cooking the turkey.
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Well, she couldn't help it.
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It's Christmas Eve
and she's backed up
in the beauty shop.
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Come on, I mean,
how hard can it be?
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It came with directions.
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All right.
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"Step number one,
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"Reach inside the body cavity
and remove the heart,
gizzard and other innards."
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Go ahead, Karen.
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No way. I don't do innards.
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You are such a wimp.
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00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:05,996
Yeah, well, I don't see you
fishing around inside
Mister Turkey.
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Fine, I'll do it.
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It's wet in there.
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And there's a loose flap
of skin hanging down.
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What are you princesses
doing in the kitchen?
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You get lost?
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No, Carol put us in charge
of cooking the turkey,
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but we kind of don't want
to clean it out.
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What's your problem?
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Just stick your hand
up his butt
and you go to work.
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What are you waiting for,
candlelight and soft music?
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This is disgusting.
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Yeah, well, it's no picnic
for the bird, either.
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Grab his guts and rip 'em out.
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God.
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Come on.
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You left some.
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Okay, who's the genius
who decided to bring
frozen dinners up here?
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I'm sucking on frozen gravy.
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This is the lowest moment
of my life.
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Hi, guys, it's party time.
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The entertainment committee
is here.
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Hey, JT, check it out.
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00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,596
Your friends are here.
Beavis and Butt-head.
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There's no bottom
to this nightmare.
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I have to take
the up escalator
just to get to Hell.
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00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:19,260
We brought
a really great video.
Naughty Ski Babes.
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00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:27,834
Yeah. We like, taped it off
the Smut Channel.
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A porno movie
on Christmas Eve.
You guys are sick!
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What are all
the squiggly lines for?
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Int's scrambled.
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But if you like look
really close,
there's butts and stuff.
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Yep. Butts.
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You guys are perverts, man.
I gotta get some air.
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You're gonna
miss the best part.
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There goes a boob.
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Yeah, man, yeah.
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That's not a boob.
It's a bald guy.
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I'll get it.
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Merry Christmas.
Cody Lambert speaking.
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Hey, Cody, it's JT.
Man, how's it going?
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Totally awesome, bro.
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Your dad built
this big old raging fire,
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we got a monster turkey
in the oven,
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mashed potatoes
up the wazoo.
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Hey, for later, Carol made
three kinds of pies.
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00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:31,941
Hey, did you guys sing
Christmas carols yet?
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No, we're saving that
for later on,
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probably around midnight,
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you know, when we're all
feeling nice
and warm and cozy,
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and there's a lot of love
in the room.
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How's it going for you?
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Just great.
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Great.
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The food's great.
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The cabin's great.
Everything's just great, Code.
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00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:56,096
Dude, you just said great
five times in a row.
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You ain't gotta be a gardener
to figure out who's spreading
around the manure, you know
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00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,278
All right, Cody, man,
the whole thing's a bust.
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I'm with a bunch of guys
and we're sucking down
frozen dinners
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and watching scrambled
porno movies. I'm miserable.
205
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:13,591
Well, dude, why don't you
just bag that bummer
and come on home?
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00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,376
I can't do that.
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00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,987
I made a big deal about
being too old for Christmas.
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If I come home now,
it'll be like telling my dad
I'm still a little kid.
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00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:24,124
Man, he won't think that.
He'd love to see you here.
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00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:26,213
Why don't you hold on,
I'll go get him.
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No, no, Cody,
I can't talk to him, man.
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Just... Just tell everybody
I said, "Merry Christmas."
Okay, Cody?
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I gotta go. Bye.
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Hey, Uncle Frank,
I think we've got
kind of a problem.
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00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:55,285
Look, JT just called
and he said he's having
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a miserable time
up at that ski lodge.
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Well, why doesn't he
just come home?
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Well, because he made such
a big deal about being
too old for Christmas.
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Well, now he's embarrassed
and doesn't want to admit
he was wrong.
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I think you should go
up there and get him.
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00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:11,823
No. No, I'm not driving
two hours to pick him up.
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If he's such a big boy,
he can come home himself.
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You know, this passive
aggressive jive is really
starting to cheese me off.
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I mean, look, you didn't
want him going up there
in the first place,
225
00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:25,707
but you wouldn't say anything.
226
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,665
Well, now he wants
to come home,
but he won't tell you.
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Well, of course he won't
tell me. And you know
why he won't tell me?
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Because he's stubborn
and pig headed.
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Stubborn
and pig headed,
Uncle Frank?
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I wonder where he gets
that from? Oink, oink.
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- That was cool.
- Yeah, yeah.
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I'll get it. Maybe it's
a serial killer and he'll
put me out of my misery.
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Dad, what are you doing here?
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Well, it was a nice night,
so I thought I'd take
a little two hour drive.
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00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:10,708
Son, is there some place
we can talk alone?
236
00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:13,189
Sure. Either here on the porch
or over there on the outhouse.
237
00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:17,193
Let's try the porch, okay?
238
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:26,986
So...
239
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:29,771
What did you
want to talk about?
240
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:34,906
You know.
241
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,605
Just wondering how things
were going up here.
242
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,174
They're going...
243
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:44,090
You know. Going.
244
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:46,179
How are,
things going at home?
245
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:49,747
You know.
246
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:54,578
Boy, we're not very good
at telling each other
how we feel, are we?
247
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:57,190
-We stink, Dad.
-Yeah.
248
00:16:57,277 --> 00:17:00,019
Wll, you probably get that
from me. So, I'll go first.
249
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,023
Son, it's Christmas.
250
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,677
I want you home.
251
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:10,072
I didn't want you
to come up here
in the first place.
252
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:12,335
So, why didn't you
say something
before I left?
253
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:19,429
Well, when you told me
you didn't want to be
around for Christmas,
254
00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:22,998
it kind of hurt.
255
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,434
But I didn't know
how to say that,
256
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:27,785
so I just pretended
it didn't bother me.
257
00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:31,920
That's pretty stupid,
isn't it?
258
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:35,967
Not as stupid
as me staying here
259
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:39,188
even though I was having
a lousy time.
260
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:43,627
Well, why didn't you just
tell me when you called?
I would have picked you up.
261
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:46,108
Like it would have been
real manly of me
to call up and say,
262
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:49,068
"Daddy, I miss you,
can I please come home?"
263
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:57,859
You know, JT,
we could probably save
ourselves a lot of trouble
264
00:17:57,946 --> 00:18:00,731
if we just stop trying to act
so tough all the time
265
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:04,387
and told each other
what we were really thinking.
266
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,741
You know
what I'm thinking, Dad?
267
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,091
What?
268
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:14,876
I want to come home
for Christmas.
269
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:18,967
You know what I'm thinking?
270
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:22,057
I'd love to have you home.
271
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:36,767
What did those girls
put on that turkey?
272
00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:38,987
I have more gas
than a Texaco station.
273
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:46,037
I thought you were trying
to sleep, Aunt Edna.
274
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,648
How am I supposed to sleep
275
00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:49,911
if I feel like I'm digesting
a bowling ball?
276
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:54,829
You never should have
let those girls
cook that meal.
277
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:58,311
I think they tried
to poison me.
278
00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:00,835
You know, Aunt Edna,
you have been here
an entire day
279
00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:03,881
and you have not said
one nice thing to anybody.
280
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:06,275
When I think of something nice
to say, I'll mention it.
281
00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:10,366
What is your problem?
282
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:13,152
You know, we have gone
out of our way to welcome you
283
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,458
and you do nothing
but crab at us.
284
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:18,418
We opened our home to you,
we cooked dinner for you,
285
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:20,550
we even gave you our bedroom.
286
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:23,597
Obviously, nothing we can do
will make you happy.
287
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:25,990
So why don't you just
go ahead and be a pill.
288
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:29,907
But I will not let it ruin
my Christmas, or my family's.
289
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:38,089
I'm sorry.
290
00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:41,223
I know I'm a pain in the butt.
291
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,617
I try not to be,
but it just comes out.
292
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,536
Why? What are you
so angry about?
293
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,540
I'm not angry,
294
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,760
I'm lonely.
295
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:59,198
I know everybody's nice
to me at Christmas,
296
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,635
but for the rest of the year,
I just sit home alone
297
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:04,333
watching People's Court
and talking to my cat.
298
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,730
I would like to have
a good time at Christmas,
299
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:14,778
but the nicer you are to me,
the more it reminds me
that the rest of the year...
300
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:18,042
I don't have anybody.
301
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:21,176
Well, gee, I never thought
about what your life
must be like.
302
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:26,007
I hope I haven't ruined
your Christmas.
303
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:28,227
I'd hate to do that
to my favorite niece.
304
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:31,186
I'm your favorite niece?
305
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,536
Well, sure.
306
00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:36,496
Why do you think I made up
that story about Ernie
needing a heart bypass?
307
00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:41,283
You mean
that wasn't true?
308
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:45,853
No,
Ernie's as healthy as a horse.
309
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:49,073
I just wanted to be with you
and your family.
310
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:52,947
Maybe we should just get
together more often.
311
00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:54,905
You know,
not just at Christmas.
312
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:57,386
That would
make me very happy.
313
00:21:50,918 --> 00:21:52,180
Dudesie.
314
00:22:04,888 --> 00:22:08,414
Dude, this was a totally
awesome Christmas?
315
00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:10,241
Yeah, it was okay.
316
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,722
"Okay?" What are you
talking about, little cuz?
317
00:22:12,809 --> 00:22:14,550
You got all the loot
you wanted.
318
00:22:14,637 --> 00:22:16,030
Yeah, but
what good are presents
319
00:22:16,117 --> 00:22:18,075
if you can't share them
with the woman you love?
320
00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:22,210
I'll get it.
321
00:22:22,297 --> 00:22:24,125
You just stay right here
and wallow in self pity.
322
00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:29,565
Hi, Cody.
323
00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:31,654
-Gabrielle!
-Mark!
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