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Gee, honey, what are
you doing? Starting
a restaurant or what?
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Well, you know,
with the baby
coming next spring,
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things are going
to be kind of hectic.
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So, I'm planning meals
for the next seven months.
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You know, that way,
when I go into labor,
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I can just pop a casserole
into the oven,
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go to the hospital,
have the baby, and be
home in time for dessert.
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Carol, don't you think
this is a little,
kind of... Nuts?
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Frank, it is not going
to be easy having
a baby in my forties.
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I mean, I've got to plan
ahead, otherwise,
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I won't have the energy
to take care of everyone.
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Here, dice these.
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Carol, I really think
you're going a little
overboard here.
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What you need
is some time off.
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So, I'm going to take you
away for the weekend.
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Frank, I can't.
I was going to check out
pre-schools this weekend.
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Pre-schools?
Honey, you're two months
pregnant.
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The kid is the size
of a grape.
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Carol, I'm going to take you
away for the weekend.
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I can't Frank, I really...
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We can play,
"The lonely heiress
and the tennis pro."
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Well, I do love
to volley with you...
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Bjorn.
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Yes!
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Good, the geezers are gone.
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Dibs on the living room.
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Forget it, White Meat.
The living room's mine.
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No way, I've got a hot date.
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Yeah, right. Do you have
to blow her up or does
she already come inflated?
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Don't mess with me, JT.
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I'm pumped up on hormones
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and I can kick your butt
without breaking a sweat.
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Don't push your luck, pal.
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You get one free
and then you die.
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You want a piece of me?
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Take your best shot.
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Come on, bring it on, Meat.
I'm taking you down.
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Hey!
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What's with the 'tude, dude?
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JT wants
the living room tonight,
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but I'm supposed to have
my rendezvous with Gabrielle.
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Yeah, right, like some girl's
going to play kissy-face
with your milky little chops.
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Nah, the little dude
speaks the truth, man.
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He's got a hot date
with a cute little
computer cupcake.
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Yeah. He met her
while he was hitchhiking
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on the information
super highway.
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I don't care.
I'm the oldest,
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so I should have first
crack at the living room.
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Well, all right, JT,
who's your date with?
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Well, I, I don't
exactly have one yet.
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But check this out, okay.
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Last week I was at the mall
and this girl smiled at me,
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so I'm going to go
back there and see
if she's still there.
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Lame.
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Dude, Mark
gets the living room.
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Dudesie.
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Buddy! Thought I wouldn't?
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Guess what?
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I have a great night
planned for us.
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I bought a bunch
of women's magazines
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and thought
we could sit around
and have a girls night.
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A girls' night.
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Are we going to paint
each other's toenails
and have a pillow fight?
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Come on, Dana,
this will be fun.
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They have quizzes
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like, um,
"Taking Your Love Temperature"
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and "How Soon Is
Too Soon To Kiss A Boy?"
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Right,
like we need a magazine
to tell us that.
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How soon is too soon?
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See, this will be
very educational.
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What do you say?
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All right.
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I guess there's only
so much Tolstoy
a person can take.
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Good. Okay.
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Now the first
quiz is called,
"Looking For Mr. Right."
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Question number one.
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"What is the sexiest
part of a guy's body?"
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Dana?
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Um...
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Sexiest part of
a guy's body? His mind.
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Get real.
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Dana, it's just us girls.
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You, you don't have
to do your intellectual
ice queen bit.
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Forget it, Karen.
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She doesn't have the guts
to show us the real Dana.
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All right.
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You guys want
to see the real Dana?
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I'll tell you what
the sexiest part
of a guy's body is.
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His butt.
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A nice hard butt
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in tight jeans
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so that when he walks,
you can see the muscles move
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like a beautiful
sculptured masterpiece.
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Back and forth,
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and back and forth,
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and back and forth.
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Put me down for what she said.
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Okay, nice hard
butts all around.
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Yeah.
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Here we go, folks.
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The honeymoon suite.
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Thanks for the help, Bar.
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Frank, a fireplace.
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- Yeah.
- Frank,
this is so romantic.
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- I want
to take a picture.
- Okay.
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Dear, I forgot
my camera in the car.
I'll be right back.
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So, are you guys newlyweds?
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No, no, we've been
married for four years.
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We just feellike newlyweds.
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That's why we came
up here, you know,
a little romantic getaway.
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Yeah.
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I remember when me
and the missus used
to, get away
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for a little cruise
on the Love Boat.
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But then we had a baby
and ever since then,
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the Love Boat's
been in dry dock.
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Never should have had
a kid in our forties.
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Big mistake.
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You know, it just,
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sucked the life right
out of our marriage.
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You, you really think that
was because of your age?
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Yeah. You have
a baby after you're forty,
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well, man, you can just kiss
your sex life good-bye.
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Gabrielle, prepare
to meet your love destiny.
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Dude, I love opera.
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A bunch of fat old guys
singing about love and death.
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It's awesome.
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Opera's nice,
but I prefer Cole Porter.
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His lyrics really get
my mojo working.
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Listen, Mark, I am
the chaperone for this
little soiree here tonight.
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So, you keep a lid
on your mojo
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or I'll chaperone
your butt into
an ice bucket.
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Yes! She's here!
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I hope she's blonde.
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I hope she's leggy.
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I like 'em leggy.
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Mark, don't make me slap you.
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Hello Gabrielle.
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Um, no, I'm not Gabrielle.
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I'm her older sister, Renee.
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I'm just here to drop her off.
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Come on, Gabrielle!
I'm really sorry,
she's kind of shy.
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Hi, I'm Gabrielle.
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Hi.
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Well, Gabrielle, come on in.
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Entree. Entree.
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Dude, take her coat.
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Awkward moment.
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Sorry. I'm a little nervous.
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You're a lot more handsome
than I expected.
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Um, you'll have to excuse me.
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I, I need to go
get some aspirin.
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I got a headache.
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Well, hey, Gabrielle, why
don't you grab a seat,
take a load off there,
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and I'll go and try
to find out what's
wrong with Mark's head.
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God!
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I don't get it, dude.
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You've been psyched to death
about this date all week, man,
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and now you're acting
like, well, kind of
a dill weed.
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Cody, I'm kind
of disappointed.
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I mean, I was
expecting filet mignon
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and instead, I got
a quarter pounder
with cheese.
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Mark Archibald Foster...
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I'm surprised at you.
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Dude, you know
that looks are just like
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the shell on the lobster,
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the cocoon on the butterfly,
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the hair on the coconut.
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Hey, what's really
important is what's
inside a person.
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I know that, Cody.
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My brain says
"looks don't matter"
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but my body says,
"Daddy wants some sugar."
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Easy there, Mark.
You're starting to sound
like a bad jazz musician.
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I know.
I'm not proud of myself,
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but what am I supposed to do?
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Well, just think about what
got you psyched for her
in the first place:
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it was her mind.
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00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:10,582
Well, she does have
a pretty foxy brain.
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She can do things
with an algebraic equation
that will make your hair curl.
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00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:17,677
Yeah, well, get out there
and get curly, buddy!
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Sorry about that, Gabrielle.
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I'm feeling a lot better now.
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Good.
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So, how about some music?
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Sure.
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Do you like opera?
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Yeah, it's okay.
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Though personally,
I prefer Cole Porter.
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Really?
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You like Cole Porter?
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Yeah.
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His lyrics really get
my mojo working.
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Me, too.
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Now, isn't this nice, honey?
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Just the two of us.
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-Frank.
-What?
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00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:06,394
I was thinking...
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I'd really like to put
little lamb wallpaper
in the baby's room,
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but, you know,
what if it's a boy?
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-Well, Carol I...
-I know, ducks.
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They're neutral.
Everybody loves ducks.
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00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:19,015
They're good for boys,
they're good for girls.
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00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,844
You know, there's Donald Duck,
and Daffy Duck,
and the Mighty Ducks...
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00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:25,630
Yeah, Carol, listen,
we've got plenty of time
to settle this duck thing.
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-Yeah.
-Let's just figure out what
we want for dinner, okay?
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That's a good idea.
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00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:37,077
Well, what looks
good to you, Frank?
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I don't know.
Maybe this chicken
with rosemary.
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Rosemary.
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What a pretty name for a baby.
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00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,831
You know, Frank,
if we had a girl,
we could call her Rosemary.
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Or Rose. Or Mary.
Or Mary Rose.
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00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,705
Carol, listen, honey...
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I know you're really
excited about the baby,
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but we're just here
for the two of us.
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00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:06,323
Can't we send the little
tyke back to its womb
for the night?
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You're right.
I won't talk about
the baby any more tonight.
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Aw...
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Honey. That's our song.
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00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,467
Let's dance?
You want to dance?
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I'd love to Frank,
but I'm pooped.
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00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:24,994
It must be the pregnancy.
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00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:28,693
Yes, well rest.
We'll just rest.
We'll rest.
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Besides, I want to save
all my energy for later.
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- Frank.
- What?
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00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:40,357
There's the little baby
I saw in the parking lot
today.
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Isn't he the cutest?
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Cute as a button.
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00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,671
Hi, hi..
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He's just the sweetest.
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Yes, you are.
You're just a wittle cutie.
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Would you like to hold him?
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Yes.
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Hello, hello
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Look,
he's kicking his legs.
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00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,426
Do you wanna dance?
236
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:07,297
Do you wanna dance?
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00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,952
Yes, that's right.
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00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,756
Well, that's it.
We're all out of quizzes.
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00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:35,195
I know what we'll do.
Ha, we'll make up
our own quiz.
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Yes. Okay.
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00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:40,461
All right, this is going
to be hot, okay.
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What is your fantasy
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of being swept off
your feet by a guy?
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- Me first.
- Okay.
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00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,687
Um... All right.
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00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:53,256
The Dallas Cowboys have just
won their tenth Super Bowl
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and Troy Aikman
has been named MVP.
248
00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:59,480
Now, he's just about
to run off the field
when someone asks,
249
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,873
"Hey, Troy, you've just
won the Super Bowl.
250
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,571
"What are you
going to do now?"
251
00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:06,661
And he says, "I'm taking
Al Lambert to Disneyland."
252
00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,271
Yeah, all right, yeah.
253
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:10,970
Yeah...
254
00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:14,408
Okay. My turn.
255
00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:18,238
All right, I am
at the Academy Awards
256
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:21,415
and I've just won
an Oscar for best...
257
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,460
Everything.
258
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:27,073
Anyway, Tom Cruise,
259
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,423
who has admired me from afar,
260
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:32,426
is so captivated by my...
261
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:36,169
Everything, that he
dumps that Nicole person
262
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:39,476
and whisks me off to Malibu
in that tasty little Mercedes
263
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:41,304
he drove in The Firm.
264
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:44,220
Good one, yeah.
265
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:48,616
You call
those fantasies?
266
00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:52,098
Please.
Listen and learn.
267
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:53,360
All right...
268
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:55,492
Picture this.
269
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:58,756
The New Mexico Desert.
270
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,541
A deserted highway.
271
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:02,673
It's hot.
272
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:05,502
It's dusty.
273
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:08,505
My car is broken down.
I'm stranded.
274
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,162
Suddenly,
275
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,903
from out of nowhere
276
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,560
comes a man on a Harley.
277
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,395
Now...
278
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:31,050
This is not just any man,
279
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,924
but Brad Pitt.
280
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,973
Wow.
281
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:49,068
He is wearing
nothing but tight, ripped
jeans and a smile.
282
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:54,203
Sweat is trickling
down his chest
283
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:58,077
and over that rippled,
washboard stomach.
284
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:02,211
He pulls over.
285
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,735
I hop on his bike.
286
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:08,913
And I have nothing to hold
onto but his chest hair as
we ride off into the sunset.
287
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:16,269
I have never been
so proud to be your sister.
288
00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:32,546
Frank.
289
00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:39,727
Frank, a fire,
it's so romantic.
290
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,991
Well, romantic is
my middle name.
291
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:48,866
Frank, you know,
when I was in the bathroom,
292
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:51,391
-I just had
the greatest idea.
-No, don't, don't.
293
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,395
-Whisper it in my ear.
-Okay.
294
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,877
Why don't
we make our own baby food?
295
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,144
What?
296
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:10,888
You know, we can
buy our own vegetables
and puree them.
297
00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:12,586
They'd be really
good for the baby.
298
00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:14,544
Carol, would you
stop with the baby!
299
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:18,026
Frank, what is your problem?
300
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:21,290
My problem is this weekend
was supposed to be for us
301
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:23,771
and all you've done
is talk about the baby.
302
00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:26,861
It's like all baby radio.
All baby all the time.
303
00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:30,256
I get what
this is all about.
304
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:31,996
You're not happy
we're having a baby.
305
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,651
I love the idea that
we're having a baby.
306
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,610
But I would like
to have a wife.
307
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:38,742
You have a wife.
I'm right here.
308
00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:42,659
No, no, your body is here,
but your mind is always
on the baby.
309
00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:47,316
Honey, you're only two
months pregnant and I feel
like I'm invisible already.
310
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,623
Carol, you are not
just my wife,
311
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,452
you're my best friend.
312
00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:54,845
I feel like I've lost
my best friend.
313
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:58,197
You do?
314
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,416
Well, yeah. I do.
315
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:04,855
Frank!
316
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,857
I had no idea
you felt that way.
317
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:12,950
Honey, I know it's,
it's hard for you, I mean,
318
00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:15,388
the baby is in there.
You're its mother.
319
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,217
It's growing. It needs you.
320
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,220
But I'm your husband.
321
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,613
I need you, too.
322
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,225
Frank.
323
00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:32,709
I just have been
so obsessed with the baby
and being a good mom,
324
00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:36,147
I guess I haven't
been fair to you.
325
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,847
Frank, I love you so much.
326
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:42,458
I would never want you
to feel invisible.
327
00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:45,113
Will you forgive me, please?
328
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:52,076
Yeah...
329
00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:55,602
May I have this dance?
330
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,605
Okay.
331
00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:13,750
Check.
332
00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:16,536
Check.
333
00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:20,844
Check mate.
334
00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:22,629
Wow.
335
00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:26,676
No one's ever
beaten me at chess before.
336
00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:30,027
Well, get used to it, baby.
337
00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:35,598
How about a game
of Trivia Challenge?
338
00:21:35,685 --> 00:21:37,557
I'll let you
pick the category.
339
00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:39,776
Okay.
340
00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:42,910
"World Capitals."
341
00:21:42,997 --> 00:21:44,651
You vixen.
342
00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:48,437
Ethiopia?
343
00:21:48,524 --> 00:21:50,483
Addis Ababa.
344
00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:52,006
Azores?
345
00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:53,790
Ponta Delgada.
346
00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:55,618
Burkina Faso?
347
00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:57,272
Ouagadougou.
348
00:21:58,926 --> 00:22:02,016
The United Arab Emirates?
349
00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:04,148
Abu Dhabi.
350
00:22:12,548 --> 00:22:15,812
Hand check.
351
00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:18,337
Okay, but I want
to see three feet
on the floor at all times,
352
00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:19,947
or I'm gonna turn
the hose on you.
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