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-Hey, son.
-Hey, dad.
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Man, I'm really worried
about Cody.
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He's out there trying
to put a TV antenna
on his van
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in the middle of the storm.
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I'm afraid he's gonna
get hit by lightning.
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Relax, son.
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See, Cody's already
been hit by a lightning
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and it happened right out
there in the backyard.
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I mean what do you
think the odds are
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of a guy getting
struck by lightning
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two times in exactly
the same spot?
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Dude!
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What a rush.
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Cody, are you all right?
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Yeah, Cody, you okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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I just got two questions
for you guys.
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Where am I?
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Why do you guys
keep calling me Cody?
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My name is...
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My na... My name is...
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Dude.
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Okay, well,
thank you very much.
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Is Cody still
in the emergency room?
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No, he's already
been treated
and released.
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They are bringing him home.
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Hi, guys. We're back.
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Okay,
there now.
Here we go.
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Here we go.
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Cody are you okay?
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Yeah, we were
really worried
about you.
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That's really
nice of you.
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Do I know them?
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We'll get to that
in a minute, pal.
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Okay, now, everyone,
Cody has amnesia.
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He doesn't remember
who he is.
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Or who any of us are,
or anything about his life.
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Yeah, I'm really thirsty too.
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I know I'm supposed to do
something about that.
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Just can't remember
what it is.
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Cody, why don't you go
in the kitchen
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and get yourself
a drink of water?
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That's it,
whenever you're thirsty
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you get a drink of water.
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Right on.
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Where is the kitchen?
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The kitchen
is right over there.
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Cool. Thanks, man.
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You've been really helpful
to me today.
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What was your name?
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I'm your Uncle Frank.
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Okay. Uncle Frank.
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Big dude. Curly hair.
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All right.
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Uncle Frank, Kitchen.
Kitchen, Uncle Frank.
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I'm cruising now.
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Okay, now, listen, everybody.
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The doctor said that
this could last hours,
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or it could be years.
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Now all we have to do
is to keep introducing
ourselves to him
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and to remind him
of things about his past.
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Doesn't he remember anything?
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No, when we got in the car,
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he kept trying
to put the seat belt
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through the loops
of his pants.
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Wait a second.
Okay, let me
get this straight.
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He doesn't
remember anything
about who he is,
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or where he lives.
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And you brought him back?
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Dana, just stop that.
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We have to help him,
he's family.
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He doesn't know that.
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Wow, man,
this is such
a cool house.
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Do I know
any of you people?
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- I am your Uncle Frank.
- Yeah.
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I know that.
Uncle Frank, kitchen.
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I got you down cold.
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Hi, I'm
Uncle Frank's wife, Carol.
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Carol. Blonde lady,
big white teeth.
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And I'm your cousin, Brendan.
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Okay, Brendan.
Little dude,
possibly a child.
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And, you are?
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Sally Jessy Raphael.
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Wow, three names?
You're gonna be a toughie.
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Her name is Dana.
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Dana? She doesn't know that?
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Boy, I thought
I was confused.
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Hi, this
is JT and I'm Al.
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-Al?
-Yeah.
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Okay, Al.
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Prettiest guy
I've ever seen.
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Dana, which one of these
pictures do you think
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I should use for my
homecoming queen campaign?
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Karen, they look
exactly the same.
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What's the difference?
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Isn't it obvious?
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This one says,
I'm beautiful.
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While this one says,
I'm beautiful,
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but I have a sense of whimsy.
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Karen, look...
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I know this
homecoming queen thing
is very important to you,
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but there are bigger issues
in the world.
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Okay?
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There's pollution and war
and killer diseases
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devastating the planet.
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Doesn't any of this mean
anything to you?
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Well, sure.
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But think how much more
I could do about them
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when I'm homecoming queen.
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Why do I bother?
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Karen, I just
finished the phone poll
of the senior class.
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Phone poll?
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Yeah, this homecoming race
has gotten really tight.
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I was a mile ahead
until Tiffany Rogers
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had her boobs done.
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Yeah. Some women will do
anything just to get a vote.
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I'd be completely disgusted,
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if I wasn't
so turned on by her.
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Mark, nobody cares
about your hormones.
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Now, tell me
about the phone poll.
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All right. Out of 61 people
in the senior class
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the vote was split 30 to 30
with one undecided.
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Who's undecided?
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Some fellow named,
Irwin Bird.
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Bird the nerd?
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Gee, if I'd known
he was gonna
be the deciding vote
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I wouldn't have
ignored him for
the past 12 years.
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Now, what am I going to do?
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I've got an idea.
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How about you send him
a picture that says,
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"I'm beautiful,
but I'm rude."
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I think I have
one of those.
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Hi, vote for me
for homecoming queen.
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They are suitable
for framing.
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Hi, vote for me
for homecoming queen.
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Hi, Brad.
Um, have you seen
Irwin Bird?
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-Who?
-Bird the nerd.
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He's probably
in the bathroom
getting stuffed
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in the toilet again.
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Hey, vote for me
for homecoming queen.
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Hi, vote for me
for homecoming queen.
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Hey, vote for me
for homecoming queen.
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Dear.
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Hi, vote for me
for homecoming queen.
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Hey, vote for me
for homecoming queen.
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Hi, Karen.
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I have been meaning
to talk to you for
the last couple of days.
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Hi, Irwin,
I've been meaning
to talk to you
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for the last 12 years.
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Yeah, I've gotten
quite popular
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since I became
the deciding vote
in this election.
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Look, I know I kind of
ignored you, but...
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I think if we got
to know each other
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you might want
to vote for me.
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Hey, then I've got
some good news for you.
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You and I are
going on a date.
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I've got big plans
for you, Karen.
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Wait a minute,
I wanna be
homecoming queen,
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but if you think
I'm gonna get-get physical,
you're crazy.
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Relax, this isn't
sexual harassment.
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It's blackmail.
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What do you mean?
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The way I figure it,
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if everybody sees
the hottest girl
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in the senior class
on a date with me,
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my stock will go
through the roof.
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I'll have chicks
crawling all over me.
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I like the way
that sounds.
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Listen, pal, I don't
know what kind of
girl you think I am,
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but I've got principles.
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I've got morals
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and there's
nothing you can say
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that would make me
go out on a date with you.
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Fine. Then I'll be voting
for Ms. Tiffany Rogers.
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What time should I
pick you up?
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Seven o'clock.
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And,
wear something pretty.
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This Saturday night,
you are gonna boogie
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with the Bird-man.
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Hah!
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Is it two o'clock already?
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-Come in.
-Hi.
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I'm Cody Lambert.
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Hi, I'm Aretha Franklin.
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No way.
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Dude, I loved
all your albums.
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Man.
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I gotta tell you something.
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On TV, you look
totally different.
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Hey, Aretha, did you know me
before I had amnesia?
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Or as I like to call it,
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"The Night The Lights
Went Out In Georgia."
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Yeah, I've known you
for about four years.
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Wow.
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Well, I was thinking'
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maybe you could tell me
something about myself.
You know?
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Like my dreams,
my hopes, my plans
for the future.
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You want me to tell
you about, "your plans
for the future"?
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I think I could do that.
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Yeah...
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Cool. Lay it on me.
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00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:04,011
Okay, Cody.
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00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:08,189
Right before
you got amnesia,
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you were planning
on going on
a motorcycle tour
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of all 50 states.
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00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:16,240
Wow.
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A motorcycle tour?
Awesome.
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Hey, when was I leaving?
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Right now.
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I packed your lunch.
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Hi, Cody. I'm, I'm Carol.
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Uncle Frank's wife.
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Big white teeth.
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00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:36,608
Right.
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Anyway, I brought you
this photo album.
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I thought it might help
jog your memory.
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Sorry, Carol,
I got no time to talk now.
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I'm going on a motorcycle
tour of America
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and Aretha Franklin
packed me a lunch.
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And I know you're
in a big hurry
to get going,
221
00:11:50,318 --> 00:11:52,755
so you just tod along
and I'll explain
the whole thing
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to the lady
with the big white teeth.
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-Cool.
-Wait, Cody.
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Cody, come back here.
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What is going on?
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The Queen of Soul
was telling me
about my life
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and she said I was going
on a long, long trip
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and never coming back.
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-Dana.
-What?
230
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It's a motorcycle tour,
he'll love it.
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Dana, that's cruel.
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Cruel?
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-I made him a sandwich.
-Yeah.
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Hey, it's not every day
a Grammy winner
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makes a turkey on rye.
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-Dana, take a hike.
-Okay.
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I'm just trying to give
the boy some direction.
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Give me that.
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Come here, Cody.
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I want you to look
at some pictures
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and maybe it'll help
bring your memory back, okay?
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Cool. I'll try anything,
white teeth.
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Is that
an Indian name?
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Let's just look
at the pictures.
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Okay, do you
recognize this man?
246
00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:56,906
Sure, that's Clint Eastwood.
247
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Cody, that's your father.
248
00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:02,477
No way!
249
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,218
My dad's Dirty Harry?
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All right.
251
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The whole
football team is here.
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Loving that.
253
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,473
Let's go.
254
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,432
No, I can't do this.
255
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:45,999
What am I supposed to say
when they ask me
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what I'm doing
here with you?
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I am way ahead of you.
258
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:50,568
I took the liberty
of writing down
259
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:53,093
a few adoring things
for you to say about me.
260
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,487
No, there's no way
261
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,881
I'm calling you
a "wild stallion".
262
00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:02,972
I'm not particular.
You can say any of these.
263
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:04,452
Love God.
264
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:05,845
Hot stud.
265
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:07,890
Rambo.
266
00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,414
Or simply, Zeus.
267
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,113
And remember,
268
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,854
say it like you mean it.
269
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,379
Excuse us.
270
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:19,597
Pardon us.
271
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:21,948
Excuse us.
272
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:25,560
Hey, guys.
273
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:26,648
What's wrong?
274
00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:29,172
No dates tonight.
275
00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:31,609
Well, I guess
some of us got it
276
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:34,090
and some of us don't.
277
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:37,180
Karen, what are you doing
with Bird the nerd?
278
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:40,009
He's, my date.
279
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,230
Your date?
280
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,449
Why would you go out
with a nerd like him?
281
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:47,799
Because, um...
282
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,021
Because he's a love God...
283
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,068
a hot stud...
284
00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:59,289
A wild stallion.
285
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:01,944
God, let's sit down.
286
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:05,730
What can I say?
She wants me.
287
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:18,700
Hey, Uncle Curly Dude.
288
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:22,704
Could you give me
a hand over here?
289
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:25,489
Sure, Code.
What can I do?
290
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:28,188
. Sorry.
291
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:29,406
Forgot I had
my high beams on.
292
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:34,934
Hey, I've been reading
this book on amnesia, okay?
293
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,545
And it seems that
there's two ways
to get rid of amnesia
294
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:39,242
other than just
waiting it out.
295
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:42,332
Number one,
sudden blow to the head.
296
00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:45,509
Number two,
severe electrical shock.
297
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,470
Cody, what exactly do you
want me to do?
298
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,167
Okay.
299
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:53,039
Go get your truck,
bring it around back
300
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:55,041
and just ram it
right into my head.
301
00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:59,132
I'm not gonna do that.
302
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:00,698
-No?
-No.
303
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,614
Okay. Plan B.
304
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:05,007
You hook me up
to your car battery
305
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:06,966
and just fry the
living daylights out of me.
306
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,882
I'd be eternally grateful.
307
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,624
You'd be eternally dead.
308
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:16,976
That sounds
worse than amnesia.
309
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:19,804
Okay. Plan C.
You're gonna love this.
310
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,421
Aha!
311
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:31,425
Just take these and beat
the living snot out of me.
312
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,905
Cody, I am not gonna hit you
with my truck, shock you,
313
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,473
or beat you
with anything else.
314
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:39,215
Okay, I'll do it myself.
315
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:42,044
Listen, Cody, I think
the whole thing is a bad idea.
316
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:45,308
No, a man's gotta do
what a man's gotta do.
317
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,579
Anything?
318
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:59,105
I think I remember
what a headache feels like.
319
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:02,151
I wish I could remember
where the aspirin is.
320
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,718
It's in the kitchen. Come on.
321
00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:05,676
- Yeah.
- Yeah, Cod, kitchen.
322
00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:07,330
Kitchen, yeah.
323
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,028
Uncle Frank,
kitchen, yeah.
324
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:16,165
Karen, I gotta tell you,
this has been one great night.
325
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:18,254
Yeah, thanks.
Goodnight, Irwin.
326
00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:21,779
I am 99% sure
I'm gonna vote for you.
327
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:24,869
99%?
328
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:27,655
But that's not fair.
329
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:30,136
I did everything
you asked me to do.
330
00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:32,007
I fed you French fries.
331
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:35,141
I called you, Zeus.
332
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:39,928
My God, I even went
to karaoke place and sang,
333
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:42,496
"What A Man, What A Man,
What A Mighty Good Man."
334
00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:47,631
What more could
you possibly want?
335
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,807
I don't know.
336
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:51,635
How about a kiss?
337
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,202
Hey, you said
this wasn't gonna
get physical.
338
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,248
And I meant it at the time.
339
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:58,164
But once you started
calling me, Zeus,
all bets were off.
340
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,602
Forget it, there's no way
I'm gonna do that.
341
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,473
Come on,
it's just a kiss.
342
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,258
I'm not even asking you
to do it in public.
343
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:06,824
No way.
344
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:11,438
Fine...
345
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:13,222
You don't wanna kiss me
346
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:15,659
then kiss that
homecoming crown goodbye.
347
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,675
Honey, what's wrong?
348
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:34,896
I just ruined my life.
349
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:37,028
Ruined your life,
like, you've got a pimple?
350
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,509
Or ruined your life, like,
I'm gonna be a grandmother?
351
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:45,211
There is this nerdy guy
352
00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,038
who had the deciding vote
for homecoming queen,
353
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,997
so I agreed to go out
with him on a date.
354
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:51,521
You went out with a guy
just to get his vote?
355
00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:54,176
Yeah, but it didn't work
because he tried to kiss me
356
00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:56,744
and then I got so upset
I slapped him.
357
00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,528
Now I'll never be
homecoming queen.
358
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:01,488
I should have
just kissed him.
359
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:02,880
Kissed him?
360
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,404
Karen, are you
listening to yourself?
361
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:06,449
How far were you
willing to go?
362
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:09,670
I don't know,
I wouldn't have
done anything bad.
363
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,628
I just know I wanted
to be homecoming queen
364
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:14,283
and now I'm sure I blew it.
365
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:15,980
Karen, come here,
sit down. Let's talk.
366
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:22,639
Why is this beauty contest
so important to you?
367
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:26,252
My whole life I've dreamed
of being homecoming queen.
368
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,036
If I don't win this,
369
00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:29,951
it'll mean I'm not
the prettiest girl
in school.
370
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,648
And if I don't have that,
I'm nobody.
371
00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:37,176
Karen, what are you
talking about?
372
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,003
You've so much more
going for you
373
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:41,615
than just being
the prettiest girl in school.
374
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:43,878
Yeah, like what?
375
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:48,056
Like, you're a very motivated
and determined young woman.
376
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:50,667
You must have spent
about 900 hours making posters
377
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,930
and flyers and taking polls.
378
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,584
If you just put half
that energy in your
school work
379
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:56,760
you'd be
a straight A student.
380
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:58,675
You're just saying that
because you are my mother.
381
00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:00,590
No, I'm saying
that because...
382
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:03,898
Karen,
somewhere along the line
383
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:06,117
you've got it in your head
384
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,599
that all you've
got going for
are your looks.
385
00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:11,819
And that's not true.
386
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:14,648
You're smart,
you're savvy.
387
00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:16,345
If you just believe
in yourself
388
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:18,086
you could be anything
you wanna be.
389
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,480
I don't know about that.
390
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,003
Well, I do.
391
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:24,875
You could be a teacher,
or a lawyer, or a doctor.
392
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:26,834
I mean, the sky's the limit.
393
00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:28,836
Gee, a doctor?
394
00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:30,707
I never thought
of myself that way.
395
00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:33,493
Yeah, well, maybe
it's time you started.
396
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:37,410
You know, if you believe in me
that much, maybe I should too.
397
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:40,891
I do.
398
00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:42,153
That's good.
399
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,242
Thanks.
400
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,985
- Mom?
- Yeah?
401
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,509
If I become a doctor
402
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,728
do I have to wear
those ugly green scrubs?
403
00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:53,948
I mean, they make your
complexion look so washed out.
404
00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:59,214
Tell you what,
why don't we just get
through medical school
405
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:01,999
and then we'll talk
about the wardrobe later?
406
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:03,653
Perfect.
407
00:21:23,107 --> 00:21:24,239
Hey, everybody.
408
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:25,545
- Hi.
- Hi, Karen.
409
00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:26,894
Hi honey, How
did the election go?
410
00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:28,461
I lost by one vote.
411
00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:31,377
- I'm so sorry.
- I'm not.
412
00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:33,640
Tiffany Rogers maybe
homecoming queen,
413
00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:37,296
but she also has
to wear a shirt that says,
"Property of the Bird-man."
414
00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:41,952
Hey, Uncle Frank,
hey, Carol.
415
00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:44,172
Hey little step dudes.
416
00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:46,653
Cody, you remember
who we all are?
417
00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:48,524
Well, of course
I remember you y'all are.
418
00:21:48,611 --> 00:21:50,396
I've known you guys
for years.
419
00:21:50,483 --> 00:21:52,441
Why wouldn't I remember
who y'all are?
420
00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:54,400
Because you had amnesia.
421
00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:56,140
I had amnesia?
422
00:21:56,227 --> 00:21:57,838
Dude, I must have forgot!
423
00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:02,190
Well, we're really glad
you're back to normal.
424
00:22:02,277 --> 00:22:05,541
Totally. Anway I'm gonna
finish hanging that antenna
out of my van.
425
00:22:05,628 --> 00:22:07,761
Hey, you know Cody,
426
00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:09,719
I wish you wouldn't
do that during the electrical
storm like this.
427
00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:11,286
You've already been hit
by the lightning twice
right in the backyard.
428
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:12,983
Yeah. Then what
are you worried about?
429
00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:15,334
Nobody gets struck
by lightning three times.
430
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:20,339
He's probably right.
431
00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:22,863
The odds of Cody
getting hit again
is a billion to one.
432
00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:28,564
Dude!
433
00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:37,312
Cody, are you okay?
434
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:40,184
Yeah. I think so.
435
00:22:40,271 --> 00:22:43,405
Bag the antenna.
I'm going to cable.
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