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-Hey, little dude.
-Hey, Cody.
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The mighty sundae,
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The Dean of Desserts,
the King of Confections,
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the Sultan of Sweets.
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- You want one?
- No way, man.
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That stuff will rot your teeth
right out of your head.
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Man.
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Chocolate-Mint-Chip-
Fudge-Kaluah-Ripple.
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Wow, Carol sprung for the
el primo ice cream-o?
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She didn't.
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Mom's on this
health food kick.
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She said if we wanted
any junk food,
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we're gonna have to
buy it ourselves.
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Hey!
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I bought that with
my own money.
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Yeah, and give me back
my whipped cream.
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Look, I know these are
your toppings,
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but I'm trying to make
a sundae.
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How do you guys
feel about sharing?
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Step-dudes at war?
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You know, my philosophy has
always been about sharing.
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Like, hey, dig it, man,
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dig right in.
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Cody, I've looked
in your refrigerator,
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and I don't recall
anything that would taste
good on ice cream.
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Are you kidding me, man?
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That's an all-day chew.
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I still cannot believe that JT
put glue in my conditioner.
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Well...
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at least it gives it
more body.
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Honey.
Honey, look at this.
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Channel 56 is looking
for a part-time
weekend sportscaster.
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I'm thinking I might
try out for that.
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Good for you.
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No offense, Frank, but what do
you know about broadcasting,
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besides "Breaker, that's
a big ten-four, good buddy?"
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Dana, for your information,
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Frank was
the announcer for his
school basketball team.
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That's right.
Hey, you know Vin Scully?
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People said if I had
a better voice,
I'd sound just like him.
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I'm sure you were great,
Frank.
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Because that's what
their competition did.
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Channel 31's ratings went
right through the roof
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when they fired
their weatherman
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I love that pig.
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Hot today.
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That's exactly my point.
Everybody loves a pig.
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That's why
every station in town
is trying to find
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the next Farmer Fred.
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Well, hot dang, Frank.
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and you can be a TV star.
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-Frank, are you nervous?
-I'm not nervous.
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-You seem kind of nervous.
-Well, I'm not nervous.
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-All right.
-Excuse me,
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we're looking for
Jack Pennington.
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You found him.
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Well, I'm Frank Lambert
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Like I don't know that.
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You're a little late, Frank.
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Why don't you come up here,
have a seat.
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-Okay.
-Here's the copy.
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Wow.
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It's just like a real TV show.
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You're on the air
in 45 seconds.
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On the air? You...
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You mean, this is live?
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Of course. It's the only way
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I can tell if you can
handle the job.
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You would not believe
how nervous some guys get
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when they realize
they're talking to
ten thousand people.
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Ten thousand people?
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Thirty seconds.
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Try breathing.
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It helps.
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Okay, here we go.
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Excuse me,
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Under the desk.
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three... two... cue music.
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Cue announcer.
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Good afternoon, and welcome
to weekend sports update.
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And now, here's the latest
from the world of sports.
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Psst.
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Frank, Frank.
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-What?
-You're on!
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Jeez.
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Hello, sports fans.
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Date, update.
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Let's move to some
college scores.
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A major upset in the Big Ten
today, Purdue thirty-four.
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And, Michigan,
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Well less than 34.
That's why they lost.
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And from some other scores
around the country,
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there's, 41 to 22,
16 to 12,
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28 to 4 and, 13 to 7.
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And the...
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Hey. Hey, look, it's dad.
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He must have gotten
that sportscasting job.
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Wow, he's sweating
like a pig.
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Yeah, he looks like
he's gonna hurl.
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I'm really dry. Do you have
something else to drink?
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You're on the air!
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Okay.
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In other sports...
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-Come here. Here.
-What?
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Just put him
in the cross hairs
like a deer.
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In the NHL today,
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the Detroit Redwings
traded a guy named...
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Well, he had two "P"s
in his name, anyway,
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and,
for another guy,
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with a "L" and, and a "Z."
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Well, this just in.
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"Go to commercial, you dope."
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We'll have more on this,
late-breaking story
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right after these messages.
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Clear.
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-Frank, are you okay?
-I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.
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-What are you looking for?
-I just need...
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-I just need...
-What?
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I need some water.
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- Where's he going?
- For some water.
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He'll be back in
a couple of minutes.
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A couple of minutes?
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I just wanted him to catch
his breath
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so he didn't have
a heart attack.
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- Okay. Come on.
- What?
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-What?
-Come here.
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-What?
-Sit down.
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-You read the sports.
-Me?
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I don't know anything
about sports.
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You can't be any worse
than Water Boy.
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Here we go. You ready?
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-I can't do it. I can't do it. -four... three...
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Hi.
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I'm Carol, Frank's wife.
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And,
he's not here right now
because he needed a drink.
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Of water.
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while Frank was,
um, reading the scores.
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So messy.
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Well, okay.
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"The Minnesota Gophers,"
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"dug a big hole for
themselves, and lost to Iowa,
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"forty-two to seventeen."
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I get it.
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That's kind of cute.
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"And the California Bears
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mauled the Oregon Ducks
fifty-two to nothing."
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That isn't very fair,
though, is it?
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You know, a bear against
a duck?
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You know, I always thought
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like the Cardinals
and the Robins, and the Ducks,
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and then put
all the meat-eaters
in another league,
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you know, like the Lions
and Tigers and Bears.
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"Lions and tigers
and bears." My.
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Anyway,
that's all for today.
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So, if you want
more highlights...
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Use a rinse.
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Well, I'm Carol, Frank's wife.
Bye.
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And we're out.
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Okay, I feel better now,
Jack. Let's go.
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Well, Frank,
I already put this baby to bed.
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What?
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Well, they had to go
on the air,
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Jeez, honey,
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I hope you didn't
blow this job for me.
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Well, I'm sold.
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You're hired.
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Well, thank you
very much.
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Not you, Aquaman.
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You bombed. She was cute.
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Cute sports. I like it.
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It's new, it's different.
See you next Saturday.
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Well...
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What do you know?
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You come here to audition
for a job,
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I end up getting it.
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Isn't that funny?
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There's no sense keeping all
your anger bottled up inside.
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I am not angry.
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I am not taking this job.
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-Yes, you are.
-No, I am not.
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Yes, you are.
I want you to take it.
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Why would I want this job?
I don't even like sports.
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Because if you don't take it,
you'll make me feel guilty,
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and I don't want you
laying that stuff on me.
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-What stuff?
-As if you didn't know.
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Frank, don't be ridiculous.
I am not taking this job
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-Yes, you are.
-No, I'm not
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Fine, Frank, have it your way.
I'll take the job.
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You would.
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And do you know why, Carol?
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Because you're a taker.
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That's right, a taker.
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You take, take, take, take.
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You take my razor blades,
you hog all the covers,
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Well, don't think
I don't notice those things,
because I do.
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I'm just too big a person
to mention it.
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And another thing.
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Cupcakes.
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Freeze, dirtbag.
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Put your hands in the air
and step away
from the cupcake.
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What are you?
The food police?
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That's right.
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I got this whole place
staked out.
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Help! She's going to kill me
for an Eskimo pie!
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Give me that thing
before I rake your face.
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Help!
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You put that rake away
when you're done with it.
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Hey, Cody.
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Hey, Uncle Frank.
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You know those warning labels
they put on aerosol cans,
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"Do not use near open flame?"
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Those guys know what
they're talking about.
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Yeah. Sometimes
I wish marriages
came with a warning label.
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Why? Are you still having
a melee with the missus?
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Yeah. She took
my broadcasting job, Cody.
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And that's grabby,
small-minded,
and, and selfish.
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Hey, hold on there a minute,
Uncle Frank.
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Back up the bus, okay?
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That don't sound like
Carol at all.
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Yeah, I know. It's starting to
sound more like me.
222
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I mean, it was a part-time job
on a local TV station.
223
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Why am I taking it
so hard?
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Yeah, well, I know,
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I just don't know what it is.
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Well, maybe I can help.
227
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You know, sometimes when you
look at these problems
228
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from an odd perspective...
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You can see things
that nobody else can see.
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Well, I'm willing to
try anything.
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All right, let me just
clear out my mind.
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My mistake, it was
already clear.
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That's cool. It will
make our job a lot easier.
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I got it.
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she'll get to meet
Vince Lombardi before you do.
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Cody, Vince Lombardi's dead.
237
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Why didn't you say that
in your sports report?
238
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That's a pretty big story,
don't you think?
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Listen, Cody,
maybe I better just
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work this out on my own, okay?
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I got it. I got it.
I got it. Okay, dig it.
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You had a dream.
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You wanted to go
for that big brass ring.
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You could'a been
a contender.
245
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You could'a had class.
246
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You could'a been somebody,
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instead of a bum.
Which is what...
248
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Sorry, Uncle Frank.
Your not a bum.
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Aw, man, I was watching
this Brando flick last night.
250
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I guess it kinda got stuck
in my brain.
251
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Really?
252
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You wanted to be
a prizefighter
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No, no, but I did have
a dream once.
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00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,308
I'm going to go
talk to Carol.
255
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:02,396
Yeah.
256
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,584
Hi.
257
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,325
Hi.
258
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:26,333
Carol, I've been acting
like a jerk lately,
259
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,465
and I think I might have
figured out why.
260
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:30,598
Okay.
261
00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,952
like most
small-town kids.
262
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:39,824
I thought I'd either go
to work for my father, or,
263
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,871
you know, get a local job.
Which was okay with me.
264
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:46,483
But then, I got to
announce the basketball
games at school,
265
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:49,486
I thought, gee, maybe
I could be a sportscaster.
266
00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:52,750
Be... famous. You know,
be a contender.
267
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:56,319
But then I got out of school,
268
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:58,365
and married my first wife,
and had the kids.
269
00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:00,802
I just sort of forgot
about the dream.
270
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:03,631
And then this channel 56
thing came up.
271
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,460
And then the dream came back.
272
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:09,985
Yeah.
273
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,953
But I guess I'm just
always going to be
kind of an average guy.
274
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:26,262
Frank,
275
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,221
you're anything but average.
276
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,663
from nothing into a success?
277
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:38,883
And would an average guy marry
a woman with three kids
278
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,625
and raise them as his own?
279
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:45,586
And would the average guy work
so hard to make me so happy?
280
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,677
I don't consider
that work.
281
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,983
That's because
you're not average.
282
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:58,555
As far as I'm concerned,
Frank, you're a superstar.
283
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:12,091
Okay, everybody,
this is an official notice.
284
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:15,398
These are my
banana cream pies.
285
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:20,969
Who cares about your pies?
286
00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:22,449
We've got Mark's pudding.
287
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:27,889
All right,
you little scavengers,
288
00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:29,978
this is our Chinese food.
289
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:38,595
So just keep your
grubby little paws off it.
290
00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:41,903
Relax, Barky, nobody cares
about your puppy chow.
291
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:47,561
Hey, that's my
chocolate pudding!
292
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:50,172
That's my jelly doughnut.
Hand it over.
293
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:58,398
Not until you give me
my chocolate pudding.
294
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:04,143
Looks like she got the jelly
part of her doughnut anyway.
295
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:09,148
-Hey, Mark.
-What?
296
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:18,069
Hey, you can't do that
to my brother.
297
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,553
Yeah, right.
298
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:26,295
You don't have the guts.
299
00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:27,775
Yeah, you're too chicken.
300
00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,001
Big mistake.
301
00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:56,586
Okay, this is war.
302
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:01,417
I don't have anything.
303
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:15,649
Boy, nothing works up
an appetite
304
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,480
I can't see! I can't see!
305
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,489
I don't believe this.
306
00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:42,066
What are you dudes doing?
307
00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:45,331
You guys are throwing
food around like a bunch
of six-year-olds.
308
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:54,601
If you dudes don't have
the common decency to treat
this house with respect,
309
00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:57,386
you guys are never gonna
get treated like adults here.
310
00:21:03,653 --> 00:21:06,613
Is anybody else here
as sick
311
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:11,444
as I am
about the Codeman, here,
always being right?
312
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:23,978
Cool.
313
00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:27,503
Kung Pao cream pie.
314
00:21:45,216 --> 00:21:49,395
Honey,
do we have to watch it?
315
00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:52,963
Come on,
it will be fun.
316
00:21:53,050 --> 00:21:55,879
All right, let's see
who's making a sap
of themselves today.
317
00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:06,063
And now, here's the latest
from the world of sports.
318
00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:11,808
Yo, sports dudes.
319
00:22:11,895 --> 00:22:15,725
Okay, the Charlotte
Hornets beat the
Milwaukee Bucks today.
320
00:22:15,812 --> 00:22:17,553
Man,
I can believe that.
321
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:21,601
Those hornets are tough.
322
00:22:21,688 --> 00:22:27,084
Stung my butt
three times before I finally
nailed it with a hammer.
323
00:22:27,171 --> 00:22:30,523
But that's not the worst
thing that ever crawled
into my shorts.
324
00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:33,613
Hey. Hey, who turned out
the lights?
325
00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:35,528
Hello?
326
00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:37,312
Hello?
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