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- Hi, honey.
- Hi.
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Boy, this was one
of those days
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I love being in construction.
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Yeah, why's that?
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Well, cause
it rained all day
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and we sat around
playing cards.
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I have some news that will
make you feel even better.
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- Yeah?
- Brendan joined
the school band.
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No,
not the band.
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Why? What's wrong
with that, Frank?
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Well, nothing,
if you've got
talent, honey.
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But he's a Lambert.
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We're musical morons.
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I mean, sure,
we're good looking,
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athletic and
incredible lovers,
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but we can't carry
a tune in a scoop shovel.
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Well, maybe Brendan
will be the first Lambert
who's a musical genius.
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Hey,
Daddy, listen to this.
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Well, genius
takes time, Frank.
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Well, I'm going
to go practice.
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Thanks for making me
join the band, Carol.
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You made him
join the band?
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No, I didn't
make him, exactly.
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I sort of suggested...
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Okay, I made him.
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Here's
an interesting bit
of historical trivia.
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"Whitcomb Judson,
invented the zipper in 1893.
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But sadly, mankind
wasn't ready for the zipper
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and Judson soon
died penniless,
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never knowing
he would someday
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become a hero to millions
of people who didn't
have time for buttons."
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Isn't that fascinating?
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Mark... you need a woman.
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Hey, it's Marky Mark
and The Dana burger.
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What's happening?
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Hey, you guys are not gonna
believe what I decided to do
in college today.
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Check this out.
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I am joining a fraternity.
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That reminds me
of an interesting bit
of historical trivia.
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Did you know
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that the first fraternity
at East Wisconsin University
was established in 1864?
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It was founded
by Jedidiah Caldwell,
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a dentist student who hailed
from Kenosha, Wisconsin.
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Dude...
Get a hobby.
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-Maybe you're right, Cody.
I need to shake up my life.
-Yeah.
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I think I'm going
to go upstairs
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and part my hair
on the other side.
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It's a start.
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Cody, what fraternity,
exactly, were you
thinking about joining?
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It's that big white house
on the corner with all
the dumpsters in the front.
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I think it's called,
Delta Delta Burke.
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Yeah, that's it.
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You must mean,
Delta Delta Beta.
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Cody, you don't want
to hang out with those guys.
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They're sexist pigs.
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Last week I was
walking by there
and some guy yells out,
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"Hey, sweet cheeks,
how about some
afternoon delight?"
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Well, what's wrong with that?
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I mean, the gentleman
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was obviously giving you
a compliment on your
wonderful complexion
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and, offered you
a little herbal tea.
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Cody, the "gentleman"
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was making a chauvinist remark
filled with sexual innuendo.
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Sure, if you
want to read
all that stuff into it.
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Cody, they keep a live goat
in their living room.
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No way!
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The Deltas
are animal lovers?
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Man, God,
those guys are awesome.
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Dude, I'm gonna
fit right in.
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Carol, I can't stand it.
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It sounds like he's up
there strangling a parrot.
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Dad, you've got
to make Brendan stop.
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I think my ears are bleeding.
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Can we bury
little bugle boy
in the backyard?
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No, but we can make him
practice in the garage.
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Well, I think you all
have a terrible attitude.
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I bet Mozart's father
didn't make him practice
in the garage.
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Carol, Mozart was a prodigy
who composed concertos
at the age of three.
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It took Brendan that long
just to master big potty.
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Hey, guys. Listen to this
cool song I made up.
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A one, a two,
a one, two, three, four.
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What's it called,
"An Elephant
Horks Up a Hairball?"
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No, it's called ,
"Flight of the Eagle."
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Sounds like the eagle
just hit a power line.
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Well, don't listen
to them, Brendan.
I think it's a nice song.
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Really?
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I wrote another song.
Want to hear it, everybody?
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You know what?
I forgot it's my night
to wash the car.
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- I'll help.
- Me, too.
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You play it for
Carol though, buddy.
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Quick, run.
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Go ahead, Brendan.
I'll listen.
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Okay, Mr. Slovecke,
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tell us why you should be
admitted to Delta Delta Beta.
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Well, l have
an inquisitive mind,
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good oral hygiene...
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and a subscription
to Modern Pathology Weekly
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which I'd be
happy to share
with all the brothers.
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Well, you sound like
a real barrel of laughs.
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Mr. Slovecke?
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We'll get back
to you real soon.
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You hate me,
don't you?
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Pretty much.
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Bye bye now.
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Next.
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Hey.
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Wow, this place
is so cool, man!
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It's just like my van.
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Only bigger...
And messier.
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-You must be Mr. Lambert.
-Yeah.
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I'm Chad Douglas,
president of
Delta Delta Beta.
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Hey, dude.
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Why don't you
step up right here
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and tell us why you'd
make a good member
of the Delta House.
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Cool!
All right now.
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Well, first of all,
I'm like a real good listener.
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Yeah, sometimes I hear
people even when
there's nobody talking.
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And, secondly,
you know, I'm real
good at fixing things,
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like cars and bikes and,
like, plumbing and stuff.
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Yeah and, probably
the most fascinating
thing about me
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is that I can play,
"The Star Spangled Banner"
with my armpit.
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Would you all please rise?
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No, that's okay.
We've heard plenty.
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Would you mind waiting outside
while we make our decision?
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Cool,
no problem, man.
Hey, dig it.
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I'll just hang out
on the porch
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and shoot the breeze
with the goat.
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Let's vote.
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No.
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Hey,
wait a minute.
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I've talked
to about 20 chicks
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who said that
they'd follow this guy
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to any party on campus.
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He's like a babe magnet.
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Re-count.
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Yes!
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- Let's go, all right.
- Cody! Cody! Cody!
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No way, I'm in?
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Do you hear that,
Walter, dude?
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Yeah, I'm gonna be
your fraternity brother.
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Are we b-a-a-a-d,
or what?
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Yeah, cool.
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Dude, you guys.
I'm in! I'm a Delta.
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Yes, I have joined
the long line of
noble Greeks.
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Like Euripides, Socrates,
John Stamos.
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-Congratulations, Cody.
-Yeah. Thanks, Kare bear.
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Congratulations?
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I don't see what's so great
about being admitted
to a chauvinist pigsty.
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Well that's where
you're wrong, Dana.
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Hey, check it out, man.
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The Deltas are having
a party this weekend
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and they told me to invite
every woman I saw.
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That's right. They want
to be knee deep in babes.
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And you thought
they were sexist.
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Gee,
what was I thinking?
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I don't know.
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So, what
do you say, Dana?
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Want to go hang out
at the party with me
and my Delta brothers?
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I'd rather put
a live porcupine
in my bra.
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Okay, if you've
already got plans.
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How about you,
Kare bear?
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Me?
I I'd love to go.
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I mean, going
to a fraternity party is,
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is one of the top
ten things I've wanted
to accomplish in my life.
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There you go.
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Karen.
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These guys are slime.
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Well, that's what you say.
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- Cody thinks they're nice.
- Yeah.
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Well, Cody thinks
everybody's nice.
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He's too trusting.
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But I'm telling you,
you're going to go
to this party,
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you're going to have
a bunch of guys ogling you
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like you're some
sort of calendar girl.
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Really?
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I wonder
what I should wear?
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Fine. Go to this party.
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But I'm telling you,
by the end of the night,
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you're going to feel
like a piece of meat.
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Because these guys
are rodents.
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They're vermin.
They're scum.
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She's so negative.
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You think she's crabby now,
wait until she stuffs
that porcupine in her bra.
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All right, Walter, dude.
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You've been eating
way too many cheese puffs.
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We better get you outside,
before you explode.
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Come on.
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That's it buddy.
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Hey. How's the party?
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Hey, wiki, wiki, hula, hula.
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I'm really glad
Cody brought me
to the party. This is fun.
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Boy, Karen, I can't believe
you're in high school.
You seem so mature.
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Thank you.
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00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:23,743
And I love this flower
in your hair.
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00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:26,789
It really brings out
the color in your eyes.
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You're just saying
that to flatter me.
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Go ahead,
do it some more.
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Good idea.
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In fact, why don't we
continue this conversation
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at the next stop in
the Delta house tour.
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Where's that?
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My room.
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00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:43,675
Um, I think I'd rather
stay down here.
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No, I guarantee
you'll have a lot more
fun up there.
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Look, I don't want
to go up to your room.
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Sure you do.
You'll love it--
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No. I said no.
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What's your problem?
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I don't have a problem.
I just don't want
to go up there.
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What are you
a virgin or something?
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That's none
of your business.
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Wait a minute.
You really are.
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Hey, everybody,
guess what we have here?
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A real live virgin!
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Wow, no lie, a virgin?
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Hey, dudes,
virgin in the house!
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Virgin!
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Stop it!
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00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,065
Stop!
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Stop that!
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Hey, knock it off!
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I said, knock it off!
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Chill out, Lambert.
We were just having fun.
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00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:41,472
Hey, listen, pal,
let'sget something straight,
right now.
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You don't go making fun
of somebody because
they're a virgin.
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I'm a virgin.
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You got a problem with that?
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No, I respect your decision.
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I knew you would.
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And as for the rest
of you monkeys,
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where do you guys
get off humiliating
a sweet girl like Karen?
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I mean, hey,
disrespecting females
is totally lame. Get a clue.
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00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,501
-You all right?
-Yeah, I'm okay.
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- Let's get out of here.
- Good idea.
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That guy's a loser.
Who thinks like him, anyway?
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I do. You guys are pigs.
I'm out of here.
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Me, too.
See you later... Boys.
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Big deal,
so two chicks leave.
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Okay, three.
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Four...
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00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:42,882
Six...
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00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:44,884
Ten.
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Okay, all of them.
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00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:53,414
Well, I guess I'm
the only one left
wearing a bra.
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Shut up.
246
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:07,210
-Frank?
-Yeah.
247
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:09,038
Honey, take a look
at this article.
248
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,867
It's called, "Ten Spicy Ways
to Heat Up Your Love Life."
249
00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:15,566
Who needs spice when you're
250
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,960
married to the Blackened
Catfish of Love?
251
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,142
That does it.
252
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,144
The trumpet is going
in the trash masher.
253
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:30,668
You can't do that, Frank.
You'll crush his spirit.
254
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:31,931
I'm not going
to crush his spirit.
255
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,367
I'm going to crush that horn.
256
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:36,674
Nice attitude, Frank.
257
00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:38,372
What are you going to say
to your son when you take
his trumpet away from him?
258
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,156
I'm going to say,
259
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,897
"Son, I love you,
260
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,420
but you're tone deaf.
261
00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:44,639
You have no business
playing an instrument.
262
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:45,814
You're a musical moron."
263
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:47,685
Who is it?
264
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:50,210
It's me, Brendan.
I need to talk to you.
265
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,387
Go ahead, Frank.
266
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:55,345
This is your chance to have
that warm father-son moment.
267
00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:58,261
Okay.
268
00:15:58,348 --> 00:16:00,481
All right, son, come in.
269
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:08,924
Listen. I have to ask you
a really important question.
270
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,100
But you have to promise
to tell the truth.
271
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,322
Of course I promise
to tell the truth.
272
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,193
What What is it?
273
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,586
Okay, here it goes.
274
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:22,198
Do you think I'm
any good at the trumpet?
275
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:27,812
Why do you want to know?
276
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:31,164
Because you're my daddy
and I want to know
what you think.
277
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:33,601
Go ahead, Frank,
tell your son
what you think.
278
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,909
- Well, son...
- I think...
279
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:41,652
I think...
280
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:47,397
I think for a guy
281
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:48,964
who's only been playing
a couple of days,
you're doing great.
282
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,316
-Really?
-Yeah.
283
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:56,102
I'm real proud
of the effort
that you put in.
284
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:59,279
That's great,
because I thought I stunk.
285
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:05,328
But if you say I'm okay,
then I'm gonna keep playing.
286
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:07,461
Boy.
287
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:11,247
-I love you, Daddy.
-I love you, too, son.
288
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:12,988
Goodnight, Daddy.
Goodnight, Carol.
289
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,946
- Goodnight, sweetheart.
- Goodnight, pal.
290
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:21,388
Well, I guess
you really told him?
291
00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:24,695
Well, honey, he sat
there looking at me
with those brown eyes,
292
00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:26,088
that little puppy dog face.
293
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:27,959
I couldn't bear
to break his heart.
294
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,179
Well, I think you did
the right thing, Frank.
295
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,442
- You're a great dad.
- Yeah.
296
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:35,010
And great dads
are very sexy.
297
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,798
Really?
298
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:44,454
Tickle me with your whiskers,
you blackened catfish of love.
299
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:51,200
I love it when
you talk fish talk.
300
00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:18,706
Cody, can I talk
to you for a sec?
301
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,490
Don't bother, Dana.
302
00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,753
I know what
you're going to say,
303
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:27,802
that I'm way too trusting
and that all the Delta
dudes are pigs.
304
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:30,109
Except for Walter.
He's a goat.
305
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:38,943
No, Cody, actually,
I was gonna say
thank you for helping Karen.
306
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:41,598
She told me what
happened at the party.
307
00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:44,775
Yeah, well, Karen wouldn't
have gotten into any trouble
in the first place,
308
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,386
if I hadn't taken
her to that party.
309
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,781
You were right, Dana,
I'm way too trusting.
310
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,262
I'm a sap.
311
00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:59,703
No, you're not.
It was an error
in judgement.
312
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:01,357
It could happen to anybody.
313
00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:05,187
Yeah, not to you.
You're too smart.
314
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,407
Man, from now on,
I'm going to be
just like you.
315
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:12,455
Cynical, suspicious,
big chip on my shoulder.
316
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,200
Is that really
the way I come off?
317
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:23,292
Yeah. Dude, you've
got ice water in your veins.
318
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:26,513
Strike first
and ask questions later.
319
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:27,949
You're the Dana-nator.
320
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:33,607
I don't know,
321
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:38,177
if I like being known
as a mercenary killer robot.
322
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,396
Well, I'm your friend,
you know,
323
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:45,140
so I know you're just
trying to protect your
vulnerable inner child.
324
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:49,144
But, you scare
the bejeezus out of
everybody else.
325
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:56,238
Cody, if that's really
the way people see me,
326
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:59,154
I don't think you should
try and be more like me.
327
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:03,550
I think... and I can't
believe I'm saying this,
328
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:06,901
that I could be
more like you.
329
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:09,556
Really? You want
to be more like me?
330
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:13,212
Well, yeah.
331
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,126
Dude, this is gonna
be so cool.
332
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,042
Hey, I could get you
a really cool van
just like mine.
333
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:22,830
Dude, and we could trick out
your hair, or something.
334
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:25,920
And, hey, I could teach you
how to play the guitar
335
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:29,706
with nothing
but your big toe.
336
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:32,753
Go ahead, take off
your right shoe.
Come here.
337
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:36,147
Cody, no,
I don't want to be
exactly like you.
338
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,194
I'm just saying that,
339
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:43,590
I guess I could lighten up
the attitude a little bit.
340
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:45,853
I mean, yeah, people
take advantage of you
341
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:48,508
once in awhile because
you're too trusting.
342
00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:52,816
But, it seems like
you have more fun than I do.
343
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:56,037
Well, that's just 'cause
you're wound up
a little too tight.
344
00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:59,170
Hey, you know what
I always do when
I want to loosen up?
345
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,304
I sing the blues.
346
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:05,916
Come on.
Wail with me, Dana.
347
00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:39,646
Everybody!
348
00:21:43,258 --> 00:21:46,217
That's it, Dana.
Shake that groove thing.
349
00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:07,064
Honey,
great news.
350
00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:09,240
We are about to be rich.
351
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,678
A guy at work
wants me to go
into partnership with him
352
00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:13,680
on a new restaurant.
Are you ready for this?
353
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,986
International House of Toast.
354
00:22:18,206 --> 00:22:20,251
International House of Toast?
355
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,732
Yeah. The International
House of Toast.
356
00:22:22,819 --> 00:22:23,820
I-HOT.
357
00:22:25,692 --> 00:22:27,824
Honey, there's gonna be
breads from around the world.
358
00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:31,219
Toasters right at your table.
You toast 'em where you sit.
359
00:22:31,306 --> 00:22:32,742
What do you think?
360
00:22:32,829 --> 00:22:34,309
I think this is why
I have the checkbook.
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