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Bambi, babe,
J.T. Lambert here.
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Hey, listen, Bam,
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how'd you like
to go to the prom
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with the studliest guy
in the class?
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Hello?
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What does
she know, she's named
after a deer.
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Hey, J.T., you know,
don't take this personally,
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but you've been
shot down fifty times.
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You know, maybe
you're not the studliest
guy in the class.
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What am I gonna do
to get a date to the prom?
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I don't know,
let's think about this.
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Now, who's really
popular with the chicks?
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Dude, I got it.
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Joey Lawrence.
There you go.
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All you gotta do
is get a flannel shirt,
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tie it around your waist,
and cut a hit record.
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Man, the chicks will be
crawling all over you.
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Dude, I ought
to be the host
on Love Connection.
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- Hi, Cody.
- Hey. Hey, hey.
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Any luck finding a date
to the senior prom, J.T.?
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No.
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Well, that's okay.
I'm not going
to the prom either.
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Of course, that's because
I'm going steady
with a college guy.
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So, I won't be humiliated
being alone like you.
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Hey, I saw a dead possum
out on Route Twelve.
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Maybe you could ask her.
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Nah, she'd probably
turn you down.
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Yeah, like the guys
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want to take your bony butt
somewhere?
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Well, as a matter of fact,
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I'm going
with the most gorgeous guy
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in the senior class,
Jeff Brock.
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Jeff Brock! No way.
He's dating Pam Taylor.
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Correction.
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He was dating Pam Taylor.
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Unbelievable.
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He dumped a cheerleader
with an incredible body,
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to go out with
Francis the Talking Mule?
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You know, J.T.,
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there's a lot more to life
than just big pompoms.
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Not for me.
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Hi.
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Brendan,
what happened to you?
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I got in a fight.
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See, Lester Tubman
was copying off my paper,
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so I called him a cheater.
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Then he shoves me,
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so I popped him in the nose.
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Did you drop him?
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Because that would be bad
if you did, son.
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Yes, violence
never solves anything.
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You're just saying that
because you're a girl.
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Girls never fight.
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But that's not true.
When I was your age,
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I used to fight all the time.
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Especially if somebody
insulted my family.
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My eyeballs would bulge out,
my nostrils would flair,
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I'd turn into a mean,
lean, fighting machine.
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Cool. Go beat up Lester.
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No, Brendan.
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But he called me
a boogerhead.
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Look, I'll tell you
what I'm going to do.
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I will invite the Tubmans
over this weekend.
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We'll get to know each other
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and we'll work this out
in a civilized manner, okay?
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Man, sometimes I wish Carol
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was one of those women
from American Gladiators.
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So do I.
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Hi, Frank.
Hi, honey.
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Good news. I got one
of those New York cheesecakes
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for when
the Tubmans come over.
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Now, Carol,
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now why do we have to make
a whole evening of this?
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You know, Frank,
if more people sat down
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and spent
a little time together,
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there'd be fewer
problems in the world.
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Now, now what
are you telling me, Carol?
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That if there were more
coffee and cheesecake
in the Middle East,
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they wouldn't be
shooting scuds at each other?
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Well, maybe.
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Son, you look wonderful.
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Yeah, I guess I kind of look
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like a young George Hamilton.
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Phil set me up
with his sister.
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A swimsuit model.
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J.T. You know,
prom night
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is filled with so many
magical memories.
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Getting dressed up,
dancing under the stars,
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swaying to the music,
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slipping into the backseat
of Steve Burke's Chevy,
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kissing all...
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Of course, you'll have
to make your own memories.
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Dana.
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You look so beautiful.
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Yeah.
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You're definitely going to
win the best of breed contest.
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Sending out a mating call
for your date, J.T.?
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I am so sick
of you two arguing.
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Now, just shut up
and let me get a picture
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of this beautiful
moment?
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Darn.
No time for that picture.
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Hi, Dana.
Come on in.
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Um, this is Jeff Brock.
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Jeff, this is
my mother, Carol,
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and that's
my stepfather, Frank.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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And that is something
we scraped off
some old cheese.
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Hey, J.T.
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Hey, Jeff.
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You know, it's really nice
of you to take Dana out.
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Especially with that
mystery rash she has.
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Ignore the talking rat, Jeff.
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Come on, your boutonniere
is in the kitchen.
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Dad, did I mention
my date is a swimsuit model?
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About 500 times.
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I hope she's wearing
a grass skirt
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and a couple of coconuts.
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Hey, J.T.
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Phil, my man.
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- Mrs. Lambert. Mr. Lambert.
- Hi.
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Where's Debbie?
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Debbie? She's working
in Barbados.
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You said you were going
to set me up with her.
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No, I said I'd set you up
with my sister.
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And I did.
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My other sister.
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Eleanor?
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Hi, J.T.
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Hi.
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Excuse me.
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Doofus!
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How could you
fix me up with Eleanor?
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She's only 13.
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You thought I was gonna
fix you up with Debbie?
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Get real.
She knows Mick Jagger.
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I'll go warm up the car.
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Debbie? What a bonehead!
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Come on in.
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Well, Eleanor.
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That's such a nice dress.
Is it new?
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Yeah, and I got my
first bra today, too. See?
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But don't get any ideas, J.T.
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I'm not a nympho.
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Somebody please shoot me.
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Well,
we're ready to go.
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Who's this?
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Hi, I'm Eleanor.
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She's J.T.'s date
for the prom.
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Well, this is like
a dream come true.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Eleanor, your corsage.
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It's in the kitchen.
I'll get it.
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Hurry back.
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Sure.
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Hey, man,
major monkey suit, dude.
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You look just like
a young George Hamilton.
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Cody, I'm a dead man.
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Phil set me up
with his 13-year-old sister.
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I'm gonna go see if I can
throw myself in front of a bus.
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Aw, no, dude.
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Hey, man, if you ditch her,
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you'll scar
her little heart for life.
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Cody, she's just a kid,
she'll forget about it.
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No, she won't, bro.
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Hey, look, if you dump her,
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it'll be like that Fatal Attractionmovie, man.
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She'll start
following you around,
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and saying stuff like,
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"I will not be ignored."
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Then she's gonna
terrorize your family,
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boil your bunny, and end up
floating face up in a bathtub.
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All because you
wouldn't take her to the prom.
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I can live with that.
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Come on, J.T., dude.
Come here.
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Take a look at her.
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Aw, look, she got herself
all dressed up for you.
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Look, she did her hair,
stuffed her bra.
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Look, man, she even
got a little purse
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to match her little shoes.
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Come on, be a dude.
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Now take her to the prom, man.
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Man.
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Come on, J.T.,
let's go hit the dance floor.
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I want to see what you've got.
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They make such a cute couple.
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All right, Brendan,
if Lester goes for you,
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just kick him
where I told you.
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Then stand back because
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he's gonna hurl.
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And if that doesn't work,
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there's always
the ancient art
of Tae kwon do.
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Ha-sa-yah!
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Okay, knock it off.
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This is not
a Steven Seagal movie, okay?
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Now, both of you, upstairs.
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Okay.
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That must be the Tubmans.
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Well, hi,
you must be the Tubmans.Hi.
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Come on in.
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Hi.
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I'm Carol Lambert.
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And this is
my husband, Frank.
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Floyd and Ethel Tubman
and Lester.
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Folks, we're really sorry
about the boys' fight.
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Yes, it was
all Lester's fault.
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He never should have
cheated or shoved Brendan.
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Well, I'm sure if the boys
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apologize to each other
and shake hands,
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we can put this whole
episode behind us. Son?
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I'm sorry I punched
your lights out, Lester.
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I'm sorry I
cheated off your paper.
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Especially since all
the answers were wrong.
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So, I guess
we'll be on our way.
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Well, do you have to?
I was hoping you would stay.
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We'll get to know each other.
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I have some
New York cheesecake.
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Cheesecake?
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Well, I don't see how
we can pass that up.
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- Well, come on in then.
- Okay.
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Hey, do you guys
want to play Monopoly?
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Yeah.
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Well, if the boys
would be happy doing that,
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let me get
the game here.
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I get to be
the top hat, though.
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Well, Frank, why don't
you and I get
the cake and coffee.
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And Brendan,
you set up the game.
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Okay, honey.
Okay.
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Don't forget, though,
I'm the top hat.
The guy with the hat.
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Tell you what, sport.
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Why don't you
help your folks
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and we'll set up the game.
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Okay.
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Okay, honey,
hide some hotels,
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I'll stock up on money.
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Get yourself
some hundreds, son.
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Five, six,
seven, eight.
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Where is the bathroom?
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It's upstairs.
Come on, I'll show you.
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Four. One, two,
three, and four.
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"Free Parking."
I win the kitty, honey!
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Great, honey!
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Ethel, Ethel, Ethel.
What?
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You rolled a four there,
but you moved five spaces.
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No, that was four.
I get the money.
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Yeah, it was four.
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00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:23,123
Carol, can I see you
in the kitchen
for a minute, honey?
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Sure.
Yeah.
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Excuse us.
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What?
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They're cheating.
They're moving
too many spaces,
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and I think they stole
a couple of the railroads.
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They are not cheating.
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You know, you are just mad
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because they wouldn't
let you be the hat.
255
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:43,883
See, they cheated right there.
256
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,188
Honey, I had dibs
on that hat,
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00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:47,451
and they took it from me.
258
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:50,324
And now I have to be an iron
and that's a girl's piece.
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00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:01,813
Frank, grow up.
260
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:05,382
Now, come on. Adults do not
cheat at board games.
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Honey.
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00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:19,135
Carol, it's your turn.
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00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,051
How did this happen?
264
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,010
What?
265
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,449
Our money is gone,
266
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:31,017
and your side of the board
looks like Miami Beach.
267
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,194
We bought some hotels.
268
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,111
Come on, Tubman,
you stole our money,
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00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:40,330
you cleaned out the bank,
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00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:42,550
you ate my cheesecake!
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00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,075
No. No, I didn't.
272
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,255
Then who ate it?
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00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,388
I don't know.
274
00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:58,958
Maybe you have rats.
275
00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:03,049
This is ridiculous.
276
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:05,529
No wonder your son,
Lester, cheats at school.
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00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:08,576
Just a minute.
278
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,970
Are you saying
that my son is a cheater?
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00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:12,275
Yes!
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00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:13,755
Yeah, you're
a bunch of cheaters.
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00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,365
You're a whole
family of cheaters.
282
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,760
Let me tell you
people something.
283
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,544
I would rather be a cheater
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00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,546
than a sniveling
little tattletale
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00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,592
like that crybaby
son of yours.
286
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:25,680
Hey.
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00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:32,513
Are you calling
my son a crybaby?
288
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,559
Yes. I'm calling
your son a crybaby.
289
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:36,647
And a mama's boy.
290
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:41,957
Don't insult my family.
291
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,959
Aw, jeez, honey,
now your nostrils
are flaring.
292
00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:50,618
I don't like it
when people insult my family.
293
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,446
Really?
294
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:55,405
Well, if you didn't want
people to insult your family,
295
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:58,234
why'd you marry a blockheaded
jerkwater like him?
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00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:07,896
Honey, you are kind of like
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00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:09,593
one of those
American Gladiatorwomen.
298
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,213
Thank you.
299
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:24,826
No.
300
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:27,133
My ex-girlfriend
just walked in.
301
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:30,266
Now I don't know
whether to pretend
I didn't see her, or what.
302
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,007
Why don't you just go
and say hello.
303
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:34,183
Otherwise, you're gonna
feel uncomfortable all night.
304
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,185
Good idea.
I'll be right back.
305
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,189
Come on, J.T.,
I want some punch.
306
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,367
Hey, there, party animals,
307
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:46,761
having a good time?
308
00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:48,110
The best.
309
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:50,025
I hope this night
lasts forever.
310
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:53,159
It already has.
311
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:59,252
A slow dance.
312
00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:02,733
Let's dance close,
like lovers do.
313
00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:19,576
I really missed you, Jeff.
314
00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:20,969
I really missed you, too.
315
00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:22,753
We never
should have broken up.
316
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,755
It was a big mistake.
317
00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:28,411
I want to get back
together... Tonight.
318
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,065
Well, I'm kind of here
with someone else.
319
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,893
Well, ditch her.
320
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,721
Okay.
321
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:37,855
What?
322
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,944
J.T., did you hear that?
323
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:44,210
Yeah. Looks like Barky's
gonna get the old heave ho.
324
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:46,821
How can you say
something like that?
325
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:49,998
Getting dumped
is very painful.
326
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,826
How would you feel
if I dumped you?
327
00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,137
I'd be crushed.
328
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,835
You've got to go help her.
329
00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:02,663
Why?
330
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:05,448
Because she's your sister
and families stick together.
331
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:06,841
Now, be a man
332
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:08,495
and go help her
in her time of need.
333
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,410
Go! Go, go, go! Go!
334
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:17,547
Dana?
335
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:21,986
I don't know
how to say this, but...
336
00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,338
Jeff's gonna dump you.
337
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,298
Very funny, Caveboy.
338
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:30,995
This is your
pathetic little way
339
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,823
of trying to get back at me
for making fun of you.
340
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:33,868
No, I...
Excuse me.
341
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:35,174
I see my date.
342
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:07,728
Dana?
343
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,512
J.T.,
344
00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:12,036
I really don't need
any grief right now.
345
00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:14,517
I know. I know.
346
00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:16,693
I just came to tell you
that Jeff guy's a real jerk.
347
00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,043
No.
348
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,567
I'm a jerk for thinking
349
00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:22,873
he'd want to go out with me
instead of Pam Taylor.
350
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,354
All right, the spotlight dance is about to begin,
351
00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:28,618
led by our Student Body President, Dana Foster.
352
00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:30,707
Great.
353
00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:32,492
This is perfect.
Now everybody's gonna know
354
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,972
what a complete fool I am.
355
00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:37,497
Dana, you're not a fool.
356
00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:39,238
You just picked
the wrong guy
357
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:40,891
to go to the prom with.
358
00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:43,764
I'm going to be
totally humiliated.
359
00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:46,375
Dana, I'm here
with a 13-year-old.
360
00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:48,682
I think I know
a bit about humiliation.
361
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,601
Look...
362
00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:58,605
I know
you're kind of stuck, so...
363
00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:01,390
How about
for the spotlight dance...
364
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:02,609
You let me be your escort?
365
00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:08,354
You would do that for me?
366
00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:11,705
After all the things
that I've said about you?
367
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:15,099
Hey,
your insults don't bother me.
368
00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:18,494
J.T., I've called you
a greaseball,
369
00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:21,541
a lowlife, a scum,
ape-boy...
370
00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:24,152
Okay, all right,
fine, fine.
371
00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:26,894
They bother me a little bit.
372
00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:28,461
But you know, I just figure
you're just teasing me
373
00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:30,463
the way I tease you.
374
00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:33,292
Dana, we really need you for the spotlight dance.
375
00:21:34,858 --> 00:21:36,860
So, what do you say?
376
00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:39,385
Once around the dance floor
with old "ape-boy?"
377
00:21:41,561 --> 00:21:42,649
Thanks, J.T.
378
00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:44,999
No problem, Barky.
379
00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:48,611
Knuckle-dragger.
380
00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:54,661
Fish-face.
381
00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:55,966
Mouthbreather.
382
00:22:15,943 --> 00:22:19,512
"I will not hit anyone."
383
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:24,734
"I will not hit anyone."
384
00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,346
I will...
385
00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:29,130
Carol, I know
what'll cheer you up.
386
00:22:29,217 --> 00:22:30,914
Let's go out
and get some ice cream.
387
00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:34,265
Nope. Nope. I have decided
to ground myself for a week.
388
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,745
Come on, isn't it enough
389
00:22:35,832 --> 00:22:37,138
you're writing,
"I will not hit anyone,"
390
00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:38,226
five thousand times?
391
00:22:38,313 --> 00:22:39,749
Nope.
392
00:22:39,836 --> 00:22:42,926
No TV, no sweets,
no pleasure of any kind.
393
00:22:43,013 --> 00:22:44,319
No pleasure
of any kind? Honey...
394
00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:47,670
You don't mean...
395
00:22:47,757 --> 00:22:49,193
Frank, how could I
possibly enjoy myself
396
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,369
after what I've done?
397
00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:55,939
I didn't hit anybody.
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