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Hey, Carol, Uncle Frank.
Is my dad here yet?
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Nope. But any minute.
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Man, I can't wait 'til
he gets here.
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He said he's bringing me
an early birthday present
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that's going to change
my whole life.
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Hope it's a battery
for my watch.
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You know, it's been
ten fifty-eight since
last August.
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Ten fifty-eight?
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Man, my dad said
he's gonna be here at
eleven o'clock.
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I better start cleaning my van.
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Well, sounds like Cody's really
excited to see his father.
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Well, I'm glad somebody is.
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Come on, Frank,
your brother's not so bad.
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Carol, he's a control freak.
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Just because he's a big, rich,
real estate developer,
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personal friend of
the governors and been
written up in Time magazine,
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he thinks
he's something special.
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Come on, honey! Don't laugh.
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Now, I'll bet you...
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...the first words
out of his mouth,
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are gonna be
some kind of put down.
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Frank, you look great.
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Hey, Carol.
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Frank, marrying this woman
was the smartest thing
you ever did.
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Well, who am I to argue
with a friend of the governor.
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Sit down, Richard.
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Frank, the place looks great,
but I did happen to notice
you need a new roof.
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Yeah, well,
I'm way ahead of you there, pal.
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I got my crew coming over
next month to put on a
whole new tile roof.
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Tile? Big mistake.
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I'd go with the
all weather composite.
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Composite?
What kind of an idiot
would use composite?
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The Governor.
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He's putting it on his mansion
next month.
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Well, he's only got to
live there four more years.
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Well, I'm on a tight schedule,
so, where's my boy?
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He's out back.
He's cleaning his van for you.
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He's still living in the van,
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Is he still... kind of...?
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Yeah, pretty much.
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Right.
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Cody.
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Cody?
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Hello, son!
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Dad... Dude!
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It's great to see you, kid.
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Man, it's great to see you, too.
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Hey, I was just cleaning up
my van, you know.
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I was hoping maybe
you could, sleep over.
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In my guest room.
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You mean, the passenger seat?
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Well, sure. When it's upright,
it's the passenger seat,
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but when it's down,
it's the guest room.
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Look, I even put a
chocolate mint on the head rest
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and Gideon Bible
in the glove box.
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Maybe, some other time.
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Cool.
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Cody, have you ever given
any thought to moving into
a real place,
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with a kitchen and a bathroom?
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You mean, like a Winnebago?
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Or, like an apartment.
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Nah, see, to me,
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if you can't rotate the tires
and give it a lube job,
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it's just not home.
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When you see the present
I brought you,
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you may want to
change your lifestyle.
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Happy birthday, son.
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Thanks.
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"Lamco Real Estate Developers.
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Cody Lambert,
Senior Vice President."
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No way! You named
one of your employees after me!
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Dude, wow!
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No, son.
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you're turning twenty-one
and I'm bringing you
into my firm.
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Gee, Dad,
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you know, I'm a demolition man.
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I never really pictured myself
as like a big cheese
on the executive wheel.
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Well, I know, but I think
it's time you stopped hitting
things with sledgehammers and
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started on a career that
has a real future.
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Besides, it'll,
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it'll give us a chance to
spend some time together.
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Well, yeah, I do miss
hanging out with you, Dad.
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Well, that's it.
It's settled then.
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You're my new
senior vice president.
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We'll make a
powerful combination.
We'll...
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We'll build an empire together.
We'll...
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We'll conquer the world!
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Wow.
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Hey, Dad,
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are we just building
mini malls, or
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are we gonna like, need a navy.
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Are you doing that to annoy us?
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No, that's just a bonus.
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Girls,
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great news.
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Do you remember my customer,
Bunny Simpson?
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That woman with the mustache?
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Yeah, that's her.
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Anyway,
Bunny has these two nephews
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who just moved in
from out of town.
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And since they don't know
anybody,
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and since you two aren't
doing anything this weekend,
I thought--
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No, no, Mom, no.
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The last guy
you fixed me up with
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showed up in a T shirt
that said, "I'm With Stupid."
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Hey, at least
he got your name right.
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Mom, going on a date
with a guy is
a major commitment.
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I don't want to
spend an evening with someone
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unless it's going to be
a meaningful experience.
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What do they look like?
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Well, I haven't actually
met them. But Bunny says that
they are very pleasant looking.
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Pleasant looking?
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Do you know what that means,
Mom?
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What?
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Alright, alright, alright,
I won't force you.
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But since you two
don't have plans Saturday night,
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you can help me clean the sinks
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in the beauty salon.
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It's...
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...hair clog night.
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Mom.
Yes?
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Okay, we'll go.
But that's blackmail.
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Yeah, and
I'm really good at it.
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Morning, everybody.
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Let's take a seat, please.
We have a lot to discuss.
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This is a big, big day
in the history of Lamco.
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As you've probably heard,
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I've decided
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to appoint my son
as a senior vice president.
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I know he's a,
he's a bit of a free spirit,
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but I think when he gets
a little...
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...experience under his belt,
he'll fit in just fine.
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Dad, dude!
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Man, you're not going to
believe this.
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There's this chick down
at the front desk
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and she's giving away
free coffee and doughnuts.
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Come on, everybody,
follow me, come on.
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Cody,
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Cody, we can check out
the doughnuts later.
We need to start this meeting
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Yeah, sure.
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Good idea.
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No wonder you're the lead dog,
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Everybody, I'd I'd like
you to meet your
new senior vice president,
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Cody Lambert.
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Dudesie! Jackson!
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Actually, I'm Jackson.
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No way. 'Jackson, dudesie.'
Alright.
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Cody, have a seat.
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Yeah.
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Mr. Jackson, you have
the report on the
Midtown Mall Project.
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Yes, sir. The,
the bank financing has
finally been approved.
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So, it looks like
we'll be able to
break ground next month.
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As long as we get the permits
by the end of the month.
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Is it me,
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or is the room spinning?
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Cody, Mr. Jackson is
still in the middle of
his report.
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Hey.
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Busted by the head honcho?
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Alright, back to action,
Jackson.
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As a fiduciary responsibility,
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the bank requires a
completion bond
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to insure against any
inflationary realities.
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Dude!
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Check out this view.
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Man, you can see all the way
to Lake Michigan.
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Hey, I got an idea.
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Why don't we take this
little powwow down to
the beach, man.
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We can throw around a Frisbee,
build some sand castles.
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Incoming idea!
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Dad! Dudes!
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Why don't we build a mall
at the beach in the shape
of a sand castle?
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Yeah, that would be
a killer idea.
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Dudesie! Jackson! Come on.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
let's take a short break.
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Give me a chance to
bring our new vice president
up to speed.
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Yeah, alright.
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Hey, Jackson,
score me a bear claw, dude.
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Sure.
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Cody.
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When you were a boy,
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it was okay to
spin in chairs and
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throw Frisbee at the beach.
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Yeah.
But that part
of your life is over.
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It is?
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Yes. You're an adult now,
and you have to start acting
like one.
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Now,
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I want you to
take this credit card
and go out and buy yourself
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a couple of business suits.
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And when you come back,
come by my office.
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and we'll talk about how we can
make you into a businessman.
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Aw, gee, Dad,
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I don't know if I was
cut out to be a businessman.
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Sure you were. Trust me.
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You just do what I say,
and in no time,
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you'll be just like
your old man.
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Gee,
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that'll be great.
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Hello, Cody.
Hey.
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What's the matter, pal?
You look a little blue.
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Yeah, it must be this tie,
man. It's kind of cutting off
my circulation.
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No, Cody, I mean,
you seem a bit down.
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Yeah, you know,
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I wish I could fit into
my father's business, but
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I guess it's just not my style.
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In fact,
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you know, if it wasn't for
my swivel chair, and
the opportunity to send
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E-mail to Boris Yeltsin,
I'd be going out of my mind.
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I guess I'm just not
having any fun being
senior vice president.
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Well, have you thought
about quitting?
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Yeah, but I wish I could.
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Yeah, but my father says
it's the best thing to do.
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And you know he always knows
what's right.
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Well, Cody,
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I'm not so sure.
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I mean,
when I got out of school,
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your dad told me I should go
into the real estate
development business with him.
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He said, "You can't make any
real money being a contractor."
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What if you want to
have a family?
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How are you going to
support them on a
contractor's salary?"
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Well, I'm taking care
of my family just fine.
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and I'm a lot happier now
than if I'd gone into
real estate with him.
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You understand?
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I mean,
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you understand
what I'm trying to say?
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Yeah. You want me
to be a contractor.
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No, no, no, Cody, wha--
What I'm saying...
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is that you have to do
what you want to do,
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not what somebody else
wants you to do. Even,
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if that somebody else
is your father.
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You know something,
Uncle Frank, you're right.
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It's time for me to be
my own man.That's right.
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My father needs to hear that
loud and clear.
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Would you mind telling him...
just like that.
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No, I'm afraid that's something
you have to do yourself.
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Yeah, I was afraid
you'd say that.
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Hi, Frank.
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ladies, you look very nice.
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Thanks. Where's Mom?
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She had to chaperone
Mark's school dance.
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Sure. She just wanted to
get out of here
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'cause those guys
she set us up with
are going to be losers.
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Don't worry. Once they
get a look at you two,
they'll run
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screaming into the night.
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Yeah. Like they're lining up
to go out with you, Fabio.
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No. They're here.
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Alright, alright, now come on.
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For all you guys know,
these fellas could look like
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00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:15,359
Luke Perry or Tom Cruise.
249
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:27,807
Choo!
250
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,551
Heh-heh, heh-heh.
251
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,118
Heh-heh, heh-heh.
252
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:39,340
Heh heh. Fake snot. Heh heh.
253
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:42,125
Yeah, fake snot's cool.
254
00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:44,562
Yeah, ya, ya.
255
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,869
We're here for Dana and Karen.
256
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:49,611
Girls,
257
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:51,395
ha, your dates are here.
258
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,485
Check out the babes.
259
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:56,836
Which one do you want?
260
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,707
I'll I'll take the blonde one.
261
00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,535
She looks like she wants me.
Heh heh.
262
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:06,976
I get it.
263
00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:09,283
You are pretending to be
264
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:12,155
that Beavis and Bone head guys.
265
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:15,767
The old dude called me
266
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,073
Bone head.
267
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:19,119
Hey,
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00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,468
old dude,
269
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:23,514
it's Butt head.
270
00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:27,867
As I look closer, you are
definitely a butt head.
271
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:32,697
Well, I think you four
should just
272
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:35,352
go out and have yourselves
a super time!
273
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,965
Okay? Alright. Life is so good.
274
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,014
I have an idea.
275
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:47,408
Why don't you guys go ahead and
276
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,018
we'll meet you at the theater.
277
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,978
Which theater?
278
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:53,501
It doesn't matter.
279
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:57,853
I think the chicks
are trying to
280
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,246
ditch us.
281
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:00,725
Yeah, yeah, who cares?
282
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:02,727
Let's go to
Victoria's Secret.
283
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:04,512
They're changing the clothes
on the mannequins tonight.
284
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,603
All right, that's it.
285
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:11,432
The old dude's giving me
a shirt wedgie.
286
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:14,522
Wedgies are cool.
287
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,711
Mom is dead.
288
00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:34,107
We've got to stop her from
fixing us up all the time.
289
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:36,457
Yeah, well,
I have an idea, but...
290
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:40,026
It would be too cruel.
291
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:42,506
More cruel than setting us up
with a couple of morons
292
00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:44,291
who showed up with
Snot-in-a-Can?
293
00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:47,729
Girls, this could get ugly.
294
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,735
Ugly is cool. Heh heh.
295
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,781
Yeah.
296
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:14,016
Hi, honey.
Hi.
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00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:16,279
Hey, how was the dance?
298
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:19,369
Fantastic. I spent
the whole night out on
the dance floor,
299
00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:21,328
shaking my groove thing.
300
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,593
Next time I'm going to
ask a girl to join me.
301
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:30,163
So, did you meet
Garry and Larry?
302
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,773
What were they like?
Were they cute?
303
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:34,384
Honey,
like a couple of TV stars.
304
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,258
Great. I'll get it.
305
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:41,609
Hello?
Hi, Mom? It's Dana.
306
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:44,003
Hi, Dana.
307
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,875
Are you having a good time,
sweetheart.
308
00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:49,834
Yeah. And after the movie,
we went for a drive.
309
00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:52,228
We're in this place called,
Lake Puckaway.
310
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,405
Lake Puckaway?
311
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:58,234
Well, Dana, that's over
a hundred miles from here.
312
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,323
Yeah, and
313
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:02,847
the car kind of ran out of gas.
314
00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:05,589
But don't worry, Mom.
'Cause, luckily, it stopped
right in front of this motel.
315
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:10,116
Dana,
316
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:12,553
Dana, that sounds
very suspicious.
317
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,295
I mean, in my day, when
boys did that, they were
trying to put the make on you.
318
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:22,650
I don't think Garry and
Larry are those kind of guys.
319
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:24,826
Garry!
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00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:27,046
Stop that. You know how
ticklish I am.
321
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:30,092
Frank, we have to go
rescue the girls.
322
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,573
Is something wrong?
No, I'll explain later.
323
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,836
Okay, who's next in the shower?
324
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,231
Larry, let go of my towel!
325
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,146
Larry,
326
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,191
you let go of her towel!
327
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:45,107
Dana, we are coming
to get you right now!
328
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:47,196
Frank, get your shotgun.
329
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,422
Going somewhere, Mom?
330
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,641
I bet she's going to
Lake Puckaway.
331
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,516
I don't think
this is funny at all.
332
00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,735
Mom, those guys
were a nightmare.
333
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:07,738
When they showed up,
they blew fake snot
all over Frank.
334
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,523
And that was the most
charming thing they did.
335
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:14,484
Fine, fine, I won't fix you up
on blind dates anymore.
336
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:17,096
But was it really necessary
to scare me to death.
337
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,577
Yeah, scaring mom.
338
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:22,579
That's cool..
339
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:25,016
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mom. Yeah.
340
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,498
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
341
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,732
Frank.
Richard.
342
00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:47,300
I got a call from Cody saying
he wanted to talk about
something important.
343
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:48,736
Do you have any idea
what it's about?
344
00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:51,173
Yes, I do, but it's between
you and him,
345
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:54,307
and I'm just gonna stay
out of it. So, come on in.
346
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:56,178
By the way, Frank,
347
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:59,225
I've decided I just can't
let you waste money
on a tile roof.
348
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:00,748
So I brought along a
349
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:02,750
sample of the composite. And,
350
00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:05,144
I picked out the perfect color
for your house.
351
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:07,537
What do you think
of your new roof?
352
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,454
Alright, I'm not gonna
stay out of it.
353
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:15,241
Richard, I am sick and tired
of you making other people's
decisions for them.
354
00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:18,374
Hey, it comes in other colors.
355
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:21,247
I'm not talking about
the shingles. I'm talking
about Cody.
356
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:23,510
You made him come to
work for you and he hates it.
357
00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:26,382
Come on. He just needs
a little time to adjust
to the new job.
358
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:29,037
He's not adjusting, Richard,
he's miserable.
359
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:31,692
And if you'd spend more time
listening to him than
lecturing him,
360
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,607
you'd probably already know
that by now.
361
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:35,086
Look, Frank, I know you're just
trying to help, but I think
362
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,741
I know more about my son
than you do.
363
00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:39,569
Then tell me.
364
00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:41,919
Why would he rather live
in my driveway than your house?
365
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:57,283
Hey, Dad. I thought I heard
your limo pull up.
366
00:19:58,284 --> 00:19:59,807
Son, listen, I--
367
00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:01,939
Hey, look, Dad, this isn't easy
for me to say,
368
00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:03,985
so I'd appreciate it
if you'd just hear me out.
369
00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:06,248
I don't think I was cut out
to be senior vice president.
370
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:07,597
I agree.
371
00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:10,339
Now, look, Dad,
don't interrupt me, okay?
372
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,080
I've made up my mind,
and I'm quitting.
373
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,038
Now, real estate may be
a real cool job for you,
374
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,910
you know, but it's just
not making me happy.
375
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,217
You're right.
Dad, you are
a beautiful guy.
376
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,783
But just don't interrupt me,
okay?
377
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:23,613
Sometimes you just
need to listen, alright?
378
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:26,137
I'm hanging up my
three-piece suit and
I'm going back to demolition.
379
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,096
Cody!
Because it's what's
best for me.
380
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:29,837
I agree with you.
381
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:31,534
You do?
382
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,623
I must be more persuasive
than I thought.
383
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:37,410
Listen, son, sit down. Please.
384
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:43,633
I think I owe you an apology.
385
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,201
I've railroaded you
into this job
386
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:50,423
without even asking you
if it's something you
wanted to do.
387
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:53,861
Yeah, I guess you and me
just march to the beat
of a different bongo?
388
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,126
You sure you took the right kid
home from the hospital?
389
00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:02,261
I'm positive.
390
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:05,220
You're my son.
I want you to be happy.
391
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,614
But, I will miss seeing you
around the office.
392
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:10,007
Board meetings are pretty dull
when you're not there.
393
00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:12,880
Yeah, you're an okay dude, Dad.
394
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:16,275
So are you... Jackson.
395
00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:19,190
And you're a lot smarter
than I gave you credit for.
396
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:23,238
You know that "sand castle
by the beach" mall idea you had.
397
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:24,718
Apparently, the public liked it.
398
00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:26,720
We break ground, next summer.
399
00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:31,028
Awesome. Sand castle mall
by the beach. Alright.
400
00:21:31,115 --> 00:21:33,117
One piece of advice,
though, Dad.
401
00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:35,337
Don't build too close
to the tide.
402
00:21:40,429 --> 00:21:41,517
Son,
403
00:21:42,692 --> 00:21:43,911
you're a good man.
404
00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:46,870
So are you, Dad.
405
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,312
Buddy.
406
00:22:03,104 --> 00:22:05,236
Hi, girls. Come on in,
Mrs. Quinn.
407
00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:08,283
I am so glad you're here.
408
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,503
Mrs. Quinn's nephew is in
from out of town and he's
409
00:22:10,590 --> 00:22:12,374
looking for someone to
go to the movies with.
410
00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:14,768
Mom, I thought we
went over this.
411
00:22:14,855 --> 00:22:16,247
No more blind dates.
412
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:21,383
Are you sure? He's really
very pleasant looking.
413
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:25,605
No offense, Mrs. Quinn, but
we just don't like going out
with guys we haven't met.
414
00:22:25,692 --> 00:22:26,736
I understand.
415
00:22:29,739 --> 00:22:31,393
I'll get it.
416
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,485
Hi.
Hi.
417
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,886
Aunt Clara, you ready to go?
418
00:22:45,973 --> 00:22:47,409
Sure, Johnny.
419
00:22:47,496 --> 00:22:49,498
Listen, any luck
finding me a date?
420
00:22:49,585 --> 00:22:51,413
Nope, still looking.
421
00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:57,854
Did you tell them
I was on "Full House?
422
00:22:57,941 --> 00:23:00,857
So sorry, they just
don't like blind dates.
423
00:23:10,519 --> 00:23:12,347
Out of my way.
I want him.
424
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:14,001
Forget it. He's mine!
Johnny, wait.
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