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What is your problem?
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Spider! Spider!
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What's all this screaming?
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You guys waxing
your mustaches again?
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No, there's a big, ugly,
hairy spider on the table.
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A spider.
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You guys are such wusses.
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Don't kill it.
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What do you want me to do?
Read him his rights?
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No, it's a living thing.
Show a little compassion.
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Take it outside
so it can be with its family.
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And eat its husband.
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It is kind of cute.
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I mean, look at it.
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Well,
it's awfully cold outside,
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so you do deserve
a nice warm place to sleep.
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Like Dana's bed.
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Hey, Cody, what are you doing?
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I'm working on
a '40s style mystery
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for my creative writing course.
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"I woke up one morning
and found that my socks
were horribly mismatched."
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Yeah, I love the idea,
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but I don't think
I've got enough for a novel yet.
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You know, I need something
with a little suspense,
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a little intrigue,
some kind of mystery.
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Okay, Dana, where's my diary?
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How am I supposed to know?
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Well, someone took it.
I left it on my dresser
and now it's gone.
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that's a perfect idea
for my forties mystery.
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"The Case of the Missing Diary."
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Yeah. Funny.
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This is the big city.
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The kind of a place where
if you don't watch your back,
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you'll end up wearing a sign
that says "Kick Me."
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The name's Spud. Sam Spud.
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I'm a private detective,
a shamus,
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a gumshoe.
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I was just about to
call it a day,
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when fate threw me a curve.
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Come in.
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Hi there.
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Are you Sam Spud?
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That's what it says
on the door, doesn't it?
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Actually, it says "Dups Mas."
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I put my name on the
wrong side of the door.
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No wonder business has been
so slow.
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May I come in?
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Sure. Take a load off, sister.
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This dame was a knock out.
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She had the kind of legs that made you wish you were a pair of no nonsense pantyhose.
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And I could see why.
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She was a no nonsense
kind of dame.
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- Toothpick?
- No, thanks.
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I'm trying to quit.
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So, what seems to be
the problem, Miss...?
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Meow... Kitty Meow.
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"Kitty Meow?"
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What were your parents
thinking?
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That's my stage name.
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I'm a...
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Singer in a nightclub.
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A songbird?
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So, what can I do for you?
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Someone stole my diary.
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And I need you to find it.
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Well, before I take the case,
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I got a question
I got to ask you.
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- Strictly routine.
- All right.
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How many obtuse angles
are there in a trapezoid?
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-Two.
-Okay, I'll take the case.
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But it's going to cost you.
I don't work for peanuts,
you know.
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I know. That's why,
I brought these.
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Cashews.
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Kitty worked at
a little joint downtown
called The Club Sandwich.
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They served one thing,
and one thing only.
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Chili.
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The club was owned
by a guy named Frankie
"The Tuna" Sandwich.
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They called him "The Tuna"
because if you crossed him,
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he packed you in water.
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Kitty sang with a group called the Andrews Stepsisters.
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How ya' doin',
ladies and germs.
My name is Buddy Rimshot.
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You know, I tell ya',
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my mother-in-law, she's so fat
that when she wears yellow,
people think she's a school bus.
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Thank you,
you're a great audience.
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Now I know why
they call it a depression.
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God, I kill myself.
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Next up, we've got a
real treat for you.
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Please welcome the
sensational song stylings
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of Miss Honey Dew.
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Cigars?
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Sorry about the short set.
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Believe me, Honey, from here...
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Your set looked great.
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Thanks for noticing, Frankie.
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If you want to get together
a little later,
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just whistle.
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You know how to whistle,
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don't you, Frankie?
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No, that's why
I have one of these.
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I love a man with
expensive jewelry.
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Hey there, Frankie.
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Sam Spud.
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What brings you here?
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A '38 Buick. But,
that's not important right now.
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It seems that one of your
singers, a Miss Kitty Meow,
went and got her diary stolen.
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You wouldn't know anything
about that, would you, Frankie?
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Hey, Sam,
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I may be a racketeer,
kidnappin', hit man,
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and a low rent, dirtbag crook,
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but I draw the line
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at stealing a girl's diary.
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Yeah, well, that remains
to be seen,
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but until that diary
is recovered,
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everyone's a suspect.
You got me?
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Everyone's a suspect, alright.
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Hey, hold it, sister.
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I got a few questions
to ask you.
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And wipe that "holier than thou"
look off your face
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or I give you one with a ruler.
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Okay, boss, it's payday.
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Yeah, can we have our allowance?
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I mean, our take, Boss.
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Sure, boys, here you go.
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Five bucks? Is that all?
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Hey, it's the forties.
Five bucks is down payment
on a house. Now scram.
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Man, is he cheap.
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He's so cheap, he puts
an I.O.U. in his
penny loafers.
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God, I kill me.
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He keeps that up,
I'll kill him myself.
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Hey there, Frankie,
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keep those two on a
pretty short leash?
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Mind if I ask them
a couple of questions about
the missing diary?
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Why bother, Spud?
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The big one can't read and
the little one still thinks
girls have cooties.
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Hey, Frankie.
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Honey.
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Yeah?
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How about a little nightcap?
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Why, sure.
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Thanks.
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Who is this?
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Sam Spud, private investigator.
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You mind if I ask you
a couple of questions,
here, Miss Dew?
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Alone?
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Sure, I get it.
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Three's a crowd.
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I always thought
three's company.
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Thank you.
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Well now, there, Miss Dew,
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do you have any idea
who would want to steal
Kitty Meow's diary?
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I can't imagine
who'd want to do
such a terrible thing
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to a sweet gal like Kitty.
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Although, the other girls
in the group do have a motive.
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What's that?
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A motive? That's a reason
for wanting to steal the diary.
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And what's that?
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It's a little book
you write your
personal thoughts in.
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Well, thank you very much,
Miss Dew.
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You've been very helpful.
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Hey, gumshoe,
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what I'm trying to tell you is,
the other girls may be
jealous of Kitty
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and want a shot at the
center microphone.
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Hey, Honey,
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I'm going to work out
with the Detroit Tigers.
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I'll be back
in a couple of days.
Sure.
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Hey there, Coco,
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mind if I ask you a
couple of questions?
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No. As long as you don't mind
if I'm not here.
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Well, well, well.
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What do we got here?
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A diary.
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Kitty Meow's diary?
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How'd that get in there?
I've been framed.
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Framed, I tell ya'. Framed!
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Yeah, sure.
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That's what the Mona Lisa said.
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Where are you taking me?
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You'll find out.
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Right after these
commercial messages.
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Boy,
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the neighborhood
sure is changing.
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Come on, Spud,
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unlock these things.
I'm innocent, I tell ya'.
Innocent.
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Yeah, we'll see about that.
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I sent that diary over
to the lab. We'll see whose
fingerprints show up.
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Guten morgen, Herr Shpud.
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I have the results
back from the lab.
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Talk to me, Professor.
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You were right.
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That diary had
more fingerprints on it
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than Madonna.
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But that's impossible.
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I never touched that book.
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I did not say they were yours,
Meine Kleine Liebchen.
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Well, if they're not your
Klein Liebchen's,
then whose are they?
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Well, there's Kitty's,
Buddy's, Cassie's,
Frankie's, Fingers', Honey's
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und yours.
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Und mine?
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That means that
I'm a suspect, too.
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Ha!
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Maybe I should put a tail
on myself.
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All right.
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So, Meine Herr,
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how are you going to
solve this caper?
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Hey, I'm the detective.
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I got ways of making
any criminal sing.
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You just round up the suspects,
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I'll break out my
karaoke machine.
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Nein, nein, not the singing.
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Alright, Spud, what's goin' on?
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I've got numbers to run,
people to kidnap, and...
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Dance class at three.
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I brought you all here
because someone in this room
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stole Kitty Meow's diary.
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But I thought it was Coco.
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That's what they
wanted you to think.
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But the real culprit
was someone who would
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benefit by upsetting Kitty
and framing Coco.
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Someone who had access
to the dressing room.
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A real big chip on his shoulder.
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Someone like... Cassie.
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Fishing in the wrong lake,
flatfoot.
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Why would I want to frame Coco?
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Come on, you've made no attempt
to hide how you really felt
about her.
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And your fingerprints were
all over that diary.
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Okay, I read the diary,
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but I had to. I had a book
report due and the library
was closed.
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-But I didn't steal it.
-No, you didn't.
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That was a practice guess.
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Okay, my real guess.
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Is Buddy.
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Me?
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Yeah, you.
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I know all about your
secret ambition.
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You mean, to be a model
and live off my looks?
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No, your other secret ambition.
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to be a singer in an
all girl band.
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You thought if you could put on
a wig and a dress,
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you could team up with
Kitty and Cassie.
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Okay, okay, I admit it,
it's true.
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I do want to sing in an
all girl band and
wear high heels.
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Is that so wrong?
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I would never frame
Coco to get it.
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I'm telling you, I'm innocent.
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Yeah, you are,
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and you'd look great
in high heels.
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But that's not the point
right now.
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This whole caper is
starting to smell fishy.
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That's why I'm thinking tuna.
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Frankie?
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Come on, Spud. The girls were
making me money. Why would I
want to break up the act?
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Because you know what
show business'll do to ya'.
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It'll chew you up and
spit you out, just like
Erik Estrada.
254
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:57,179
You wouldn't want that to
happen to Coco.
255
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,616
Because she's your daughter.
256
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,444
Your daughter!
257
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:02,706
Your daughter!
258
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:04,143
Yeah, I love that.
259
00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:08,799
How'd you know that, Spud?
260
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:12,063
Because I took the liberty of
looking at your
auto insurance policy.
261
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,588
You named Coco as an
additional driver.
262
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:18,722
Nobody in their right mind
would put a teenager on their
insurance policy unless
263
00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:20,202
she was your daughter.
264
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:25,207
Is it true?
265
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:26,513
You're my fadda?
266
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,778
Yeah, pal, it's true.
267
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:31,953
You're my dawdda.
268
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:36,610
Cool, I'm a Mafia princess.
269
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:38,394
Move over, Susan Lucci.
270
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:45,532
Alright, alright,
Spud, it is true.
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00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:47,490
Coco is my daughter.
272
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:50,754
But I got nothing against
show business.
If that's what she wants,
273
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:53,975
then I'm all for it.
But I didn't steal no diary.
274
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,585
No, you didn't.
275
00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:59,198
but we're narrowing it down
now, aren't we.
276
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,722
Okay, who's still a suspect?
Raise your hand.
277
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,161
Okay, now,
278
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,598
I know exactly how
I'm going to solve this case
279
00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:11,035
right now.
280
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:13,821
Eeny meenie, miny mo,
catch a tiger by the toe.
281
00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:16,476
If he hollers, let him go.
Eeny meenie, miny mo.
My mother said to--
282
00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:18,913
Okay, okay.
283
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,132
Quit raking me over the coals.
284
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,048
I confess. I did it. It was me.
285
00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:25,789
It was?
286
00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:29,315
I thought it was
the little dude by the piano.
287
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:31,186
Yeah, well, I stole the diary
288
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,188
and planted it in
Coco's suitcase.
289
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:36,713
Then I jimmied the locks,
loosened the floorboards
so Coco would trip,
290
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:41,240
the suitcase would open,
the diary would be there
and would incriminate her.
291
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:43,503
But why would you do something
so terrible,
292
00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:45,940
so awful, so...
293
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:47,420
...complicated?
294
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,987
You're young.
You don't understand.
295
00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:52,903
Singing is all I know.
296
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:56,080
I mean, if you kids push me
out of the way,
what am I supposed to do?
297
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:58,039
Sell exercise equipment?
298
00:20:58,126 --> 00:20:59,475
Start my own talk show?
299
00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:02,522
Come on, sister,
300
00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:04,915
the show's over.
The ship has sailed,
301
00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:06,656
the fat lady has sung.
302
00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:10,051
Elvis has left the building.
303
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:13,315
I hated slapping the cuffs
on a beautiful dame like Honey,
304
00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:15,099
but what other choice
did I have?
305
00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:17,711
Guess it's all part of being
a private eye.
306
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:21,367
The end.
307
00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:23,282
What do you think,
Kare-bear?
308
00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:24,892
Cody, that was wonderful.
309
00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:26,807
And I wear
such great clothes in it.
310
00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:28,156
Yeah, buddy.
311
00:21:29,636 --> 00:21:31,377
Karen, I got your diary.
312
00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:33,379
Your mom must have put it
in my drawer by mistake.
313
00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:35,729
You didn't read it, did you?
314
00:21:35,816 --> 00:21:39,559
Hey, do I look like the kind
of person who would read
someone's diary?
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00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:40,821
I guess not.
316
00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:46,305
"Bobby's arms were like
two bands of steel.
317
00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:49,525
"When he kissed me,
my heart fluttered like a
tiny hummingbird."
318
00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:51,527
I'm going to kill you.
319
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,315
Wow.
320
00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:59,318
Wow, hey, that's a
killer new idea for a
forties mystery.
321
00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:01,537
"The Case of the
Dead Stepsister."
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00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:06,281
Hey,
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00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:09,110
I feel like that old babe on
"Murder, She Wrote."
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