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- Hell, no.
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- Ahh!
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- [screaming]
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[eerie music]
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- You know who it is.
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It's Flip,
the dark prince of pranking.
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And I've been summoned here
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from your
collective nightmares--
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- [screams]
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--to take ordinary people,
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people who have it coming
to them,
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and drop them into frightening
scenarios of my own creation.
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Next up, the holy trinity
of horror: exorcisms--
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- I call upon
the power of the Bible.
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--possessed dolls--
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- I got a surprise for you.
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- You're like giant jigsaw.
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--and mind control.
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- You good, dude?
- [groans]
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- Praise be.
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- Ahh!
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- All right, y'all,
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let's do better
by being badder.
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- Ahh!
- Ahh!
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This is "Scare Tactics."
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[eerie music]
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* *
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Have you ever had one of those
friends who used to be cool
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and fun
and then one day decided
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to get their act together,
and now they're a total bore?
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Lace does.
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- You haven't been able to,
like, do crazy things that we
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used to go and do together.
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- Her friend Beth
can't find the time
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to hang out with her bestie
anymore because she's
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just so busy being so perfect.
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But Lace figured she could
get Beth out of the house
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if she gave her an
undeniably perfect excuse--
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volunteering at a local
military hospital.
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And guess what.
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Miss Perfect jumped
at the opportunity.
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It won't be the last jump
of the day for Beth, either.
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[chuckles]
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- [breathing heavily]
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[growls]
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* *
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[indistinct chatter]
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- Hello.
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- How are you?
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- We're supposed to be doing
that time for the troops--
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- Some pizza, maybe.
- Time for troops?
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both: Time for troops!
- OK.
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Um--
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If you all just want to
take a seat right here.
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Thank you again so much.
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Not everybody is
willing to do this.
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- Very happy to do it
for all the troops.
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- Thank you so much.
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Take a seat,
and I'll be right back.
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I'm so sorry.
- OK.
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- I got to burp.
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[burps]
Sorry.
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- [indistinct].
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- [laughs]
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Can't take you anywhere.
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They should not have let us
talk to any troops.
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- I'm feeling gassy.
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- Um,
thank you so much.
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I can take you right over here.
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- Sure.
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* *
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- [whispering]
Yeah, you can come in.
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If you want to just
take a seat.
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Thank you.
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Just one second.
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* *
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Private Regan,
you have some visitors.
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* *
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OK.
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* *
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Some nice ladies came
to visit you, all right?
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- Hi.
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* *
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- Are you feeling all right?
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* *
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- Well,
Private Regan, I'm Beth.
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- Yeah, my name's Lace.
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* *
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- I'm glad you're here.
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- Oh, good.
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- Yeah.
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Do you know when
you'll get to go home?
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- They don't really
know what's wrong.
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* *
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- I got to be real
with you, though.
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Those lima beans look terrible.
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- [chuckles]
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* *
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- I don't know
what happens next.
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* *
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[phone rattles]
- Oh.
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[scoffs]
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- Sorry, just a minute.
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Can I leave you
for two seconds?
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- Sure. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Are you sure?
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OK. All right.
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I have to answer this
real quick,
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and I'll be right back.
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* *
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- So Regan,
what--what do you do?
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What do you like to do?
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- I'm an outdoor person.
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You?
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- Not that.
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Not that at all.
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- What do you do?
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- Gosh.
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Well, I'm a mom.
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Can you tell me a little bit
more about you?
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* *
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- Yes.
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Yes.
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I don't know.
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Sometimes.
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You're very pretty.
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- Oh, thank you.
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- Sometimes at night,
I see stuff in here.
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Doors open, close.
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- What do you mean?
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- Things move around.
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When I close my eyes,
things are
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in one place and then another.
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- Yeah, that's scary.
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- Have you ever felt like
you were someone else?
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- Well, I feel crazy sometimes.
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Absolutely.
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I think that's kind of part
of hormones and being a woman.
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[door clatters]
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Hi.
- Hello.
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How are you feeling?
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How's she been?
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- Oh, she's lovely.
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- Has she said anything?
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- Yeah, many things.
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- She hasn't spoken
to us in two weeks.
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* *
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What did she say?
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- She said she--
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honestly, she said she sees
some things sometimes at night,
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that they move around.
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- Thank you.
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That's concerning.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Hasn't told us
anything about that.
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Do you want to tell me
about the things you see?
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[knock at door]
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- Hey, you're visiting
with Private Regan?
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- Yeah.
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- It's very nice of you.
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My name is Chaplain Bingham.
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[machine beeping]
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Private,
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how are you doing today?
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- I don't want them here.
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- What?
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- Get them away.
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- Regan, we're trying
to help you.
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- Now!
Go!
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- Regan.
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- Go!
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- What is happening?
- [grunting]
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- Oh, my god.
- Oh, my god!
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Oh, my god.
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- [screams]
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- What is this?
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- We call upon the
power of the Bible.
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Regan, no!
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Regan!
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- [screaming]
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- Ahh! Ahh!
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Ahh!
- Stay with us, private!
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Please, accept the Lord.
- [screaming]
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- Accept the Lord!
- Oh, no. No, no, no!
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- [screaming]
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- The thing is,
you're on "Scare Tactics."
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- Yeah!
- This isn't real.
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- [laughs]
[applause]
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You're OK.
- You're fine.
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[laughter]
- You're fine.
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- Come on in.
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- Sorry.
- That is not--
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did you do this?
- Yes.
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- [screams]
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[laughter]
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I hate you so much!
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- I know. I know.
I'm sorry.
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- All your vitals look normal.
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- I feel so much better.
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- Get some rest, hon.
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You're going to
be all right now.
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* *
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[eerie carnival music]
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* *
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[indistinct whispering]
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* *
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- Can I be real
with you for a second?
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You weirdos,
even you adults,
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can't seem to stop
playing games.
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You love getting a prize.
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Like this dude, Kris.
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He loves prizes.
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He loves horror movies, too.
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And he thinks of himself
as fearless.
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His friend Angelique
has never seen
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him startle or lose his cool.
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But I think I can help
her out with that.
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[chuckles]
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* *
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[upbeat music]
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* *
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- I want to try
to win the money.
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What we gonna win?
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both: Oh!
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Oh, my god.
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- [laughs]
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* *
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- Dang, you did--
- That's crazy, man.
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I ain't never won
nothing like this before.
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- Whoa, look at this.
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Got some tickets.
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* *
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- And then whatever this is.
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- That's awesome.
We'll redeem this for you.
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- Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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- This one is really,
really fun.
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- Yeah!
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- [laughs]
- I'm just still in shock.
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- This is my friend Anne,
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and she's gonna
send you guys
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on a little scavenger hunt.
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- OK.
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- There you go.
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Take her.
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- You're like
a giant jigsaw right here.
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- OK.
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- Hello.
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[dramatic musical sting]
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- Hello.
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- Congratulations.
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What's your name?
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- [laughs]
Kris.
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- I've got a surprise
for you, Kris.
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- Oh, my gosh.
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Why is it talking?
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- It's at my birthday party.
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Will you take me?
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- OK.
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- [cackling]
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Now follow the music
to my birthday party.
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- Your birthday party?
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- I have a prize for you.
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- This must be
the prize right here.
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- You going to go first?
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- Nah, you the guy.
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You the guy.
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Trying to party.
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Ooh, it's hot up in here.
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- [laughs]
It's all mine.
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* *
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- Will you open my gift?
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- OK.
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- All right, you do the honors.
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- Hold the little buddy.
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Let's see.
278
00:10:45,010 --> 00:10:46,210
Make sure it ain't no bomb.
279
00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,740
[laughter]
280
00:10:48,780 --> 00:10:50,210
Been watching too many movies.
281
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,780
- Right.
282
00:10:52,810 --> 00:10:54,420
It's that designer box?
283
00:10:54,450 --> 00:10:55,480
- It's a Chanel box.
284
00:10:55,520 --> 00:11:00,090
[bouncy music]
285
00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:03,190
- For my birthday this year,
I wish for you--
286
00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:04,230
- What the hell?
287
00:11:04,260 --> 00:11:05,390
- To die!
288
00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:08,730
[both screaming]
289
00:11:09,430 --> 00:11:12,330
[both screaming]
290
00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:20,840
- [cackling]
291
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,110
- You're on "Scare Tactics."
292
00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,250
Oh, my god.
293
00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:25,780
Yo!
294
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,120
How you doing?
295
00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:29,380
- Good, buddy. How are you?
- Oh, my goodness.
296
00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:30,390
Oh, snap.
297
00:11:30,420 --> 00:11:33,150
[applause]
298
00:11:33,190 --> 00:11:35,260
[laughter]
299
00:11:35,290 --> 00:11:38,430
- You literally picked this up
and tried to shoot me.
300
00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:40,800
[laughter]
301
00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:43,260
- Happy birthday.
302
00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:44,770
Here's the thing.
303
00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,040
I've seen all the
entertainment out there.
304
00:11:47,070 --> 00:11:49,800
I can't get it out of my head.
305
00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:52,770
It mostly sucks,
but you know what doesn't?
306
00:11:52,810 --> 00:11:54,210
The WWE.
307
00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:55,280
Up next.
308
00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:56,850
- How sweet it is!
309
00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:59,150
- Let's see what happens
when WWE superstars get
310
00:11:59,180 --> 00:12:00,420
scared for real.
311
00:12:13,130 --> 00:12:14,260
- The world-famous tag team
The New Day have been teasing
312
00:12:15,260 --> 00:12:19,370
their boy, the
American Nightmare Cody Rhodes,
313
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:22,300
saying that the champ doesn't
know how to have fun anymore.
314
00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:24,540
So Cody decided
to set them straight
315
00:12:24,570 --> 00:12:26,910
and make The New Day
tap out with fear.
316
00:12:26,940 --> 00:12:31,080
- Now I have the opportunity
to prank The New Day,
317
00:12:31,110 --> 00:12:34,480
and I am dying to see
what happens here.
318
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:37,990
- So I created a fake reality
show called "Thrill Ride."
319
00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:41,960
- Get ready for "Thrill Ride."
320
00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:43,960
- Contestants compete
for $1 million
321
00:12:43,990 --> 00:12:45,560
by conquering
their fears or something.
322
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,030
- [grunts]
323
00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:48,330
- It's not the most
sophisticated concept,
324
00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:51,600
but these reality shows
never are.
325
00:12:51,630 --> 00:12:53,540
- [shouting]
326
00:12:53,570 --> 00:12:56,070
- So Cody asked New Day
to help choose which
327
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:58,070
contestants will make it
to the next round
328
00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,440
of this fake-ass show.
329
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,140
They think their job is to
make sure the competitors are
330
00:13:03,180 --> 00:13:05,850
tough enough
to face their fears,
331
00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:08,180
but they're about
to witness Cody's most
332
00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:11,320
explosive finishing move yet.
333
00:13:11,350 --> 00:13:13,320
[loud explosion]
334
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,290
[eerie music]
335
00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,390
* *
336
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,290
[doorbell rings]
337
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:21,860
- Yeah.
338
00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:24,870
[funky music]
339
00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:31,940
* *
340
00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:33,540
- Ah!
341
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,380
OK, OK, OK, OK.
342
00:13:35,410 --> 00:13:36,440
- Yeah, yeah.
Thanks for having us.
343
00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,050
- Of course.
344
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,410
We couldn't do "Thrill Ride"
without you,
345
00:13:39,450 --> 00:13:40,980
so thanks for being here.
346
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,280
- All right,
we're rolling on the floor.
347
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,150
Rolling, rolling.
348
00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:45,120
Rolling on the floor.
349
00:13:45,150 --> 00:13:46,620
- I wonder what music
they'll put on this.
350
00:13:46,650 --> 00:13:48,190
[vocalizing]
351
00:13:48,220 --> 00:13:49,520
- There he is.
- Yeah.
352
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:50,560
Hello.
353
00:13:50,590 --> 00:13:51,960
- Here we go!
354
00:13:51,990 --> 00:13:53,290
- [barks]
355
00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:54,130
- My name is Don.
356
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,460
I'm from Illinois.
357
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,100
I think I'd crush it
on "Thrill Ride."
358
00:13:57,130 --> 00:13:59,900
Personally,
when things get difficult,
359
00:13:59,930 --> 00:14:01,440
I don't like to give up.
360
00:14:01,470 --> 00:14:02,900
That's how I met my wife.
361
00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:04,240
Kind of with confidence.
362
00:14:04,270 --> 00:14:05,440
- Wow.
363
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:08,910
- And then she met
someone else, so--
364
00:14:08,940 --> 00:14:10,550
- Oh, wow.
- Oh, no.
365
00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:12,080
- Whoa.
366
00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:13,920
- We got divorced,
and it's been difficult.
367
00:14:13,950 --> 00:14:17,320
We share custody of a cat.
368
00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:18,520
- Oh.
369
00:14:18,550 --> 00:14:19,590
- That's really tough.
370
00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:21,020
- So no children?
371
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,490
No human children?
- No, no, no.
372
00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:24,090
- OK, just the custody
of the cat.
373
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,230
- Just the cat.
- Got it.
374
00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:26,590
- I hate to put you
on the spot,
375
00:14:26,630 --> 00:14:30,330
but I did notice still
with the wedding band.
376
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,200
- Yeah.
377
00:14:31,230 --> 00:14:32,530
- It's "Thrill Ride."
378
00:14:32,570 --> 00:14:34,300
New experiences.
379
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:36,200
I would take that ring off.
380
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,610
I'd leave it right here
on this table.
381
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,080
* *
382
00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:42,610
Step one.
- Wow, look at that.
383
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:44,250
- Step one.
Step one.
384
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:45,980
Here we go!
Here we go!
385
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,580
Congrats.
You're OK.
386
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,550
How's it going?
- Hello.
387
00:14:48,580 --> 00:14:49,420
- Good, good.
388
00:14:49,450 --> 00:14:51,490
I'm nervous to meet you guys,
but--
389
00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:57,360
- Meeting The New Day
is a bit of a...thrill.
390
00:14:57,390 --> 00:14:58,360
[chuckles]
391
00:14:58,390 --> 00:14:59,490
Got it.
392
00:14:59,530 --> 00:15:01,060
Use it.
393
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,970
- * You can't hide *
394
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,500
* From the thrill ride *
395
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,500
- * Thrill ride *
396
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:11,970
- OK, so the next girl,
she's, like, super nervous.
397
00:15:12,010 --> 00:15:13,510
- OK.
398
00:15:13,540 --> 00:15:14,640
- So just do what you guys
can to, like, pump her up.
399
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:15,640
- Sweet.
400
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,250
Got you.
401
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,110
This is the worst part
for me is the wait.
402
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,380
I'm nervous now.
403
00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:21,080
- Suspense.
- Bated breath.
404
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:25,990
* *
405
00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:27,420
- She looks really nervous.
406
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,520
- She is nervous.
407
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,760
- Yeah!
408
00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:31,660
- Here we go.
- Here we go.
409
00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:33,030
Come on in.
410
00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:35,360
Welcome, welcome!
- Come on in.
411
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,260
Hello.
412
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,470
- Hello.
- How's it going?
413
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,270
- How are you?
414
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:41,470
- [sighs]
Good.
415
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,770
- Good.
416
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,070
- My name is Josie.
417
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,680
- Josie,
you seem a little nervous.
418
00:15:46,710 --> 00:15:48,140
- Yeah.
- I am.
419
00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:49,540
I'm--I'm pretty nervous.
- It's OK.
420
00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:51,210
- Yeah, it's all right.
We get nervous.
421
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:52,650
You know what we do
when we get nervous
422
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,220
when we do stuff like this?
423
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:55,450
I like to stand up,
and we just shake it out.
424
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,450
There you go.
425
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:57,450
There you go!
426
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,020
Yeah!
427
00:15:59,050 --> 00:16:00,060
- Here we go.
428
00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:01,420
- Tell us about yourself.
429
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:06,530
- When I was a kid,
I was bullied a lot.
430
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:13,200
And I'm here
because I'm more powerful
431
00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:17,070
than I give myself credit for.
432
00:16:18,470 --> 00:16:19,570
- So sorry
to hear that you were bullied,
433
00:16:19,610 --> 00:16:22,040
but it's such
a brave thing for you
434
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,580
to put yourself out here.
435
00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:28,150
- The only time I've ever
tried to stand up for myself,
436
00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:33,620
I got blamed
for a lot of stuff that--
437
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:38,390
- Can you talk a little bit
about what you were blamed for?
438
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:43,800
- I was in second grade,
and there was this one boy
439
00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:45,830
that--he had it out for me.
440
00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:50,470
And I decided that I had
finally had enough, you know?
441
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:54,110
And I was going to say
something to him about it.
442
00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:58,780
And he got really--
he got really sick.
443
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,750
He said that his
head was hurt.
444
00:17:00,780 --> 00:17:03,350
He went to the hospital,
445
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:07,460
and he passed away.
446
00:17:07,490 --> 00:17:12,130
And a lot of people said
that it was my fault.
447
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:17,670
- Yeah, i-it doesn't sound
to me like it was your fault.
448
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:20,370
- I didn't do anything.
449
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,240
Like all I did
was look at him.
450
00:17:22,270 --> 00:17:23,740
I didn't even say anything.
451
00:17:23,770 --> 00:17:27,380
- I feel like this is
a great first step,
452
00:17:27,410 --> 00:17:29,240
but I don't know how to put it.
453
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:32,780
I'm just concerned
that "Thrill Ride"
454
00:17:32,810 --> 00:17:34,420
may not be for you.
455
00:17:34,450 --> 00:17:35,650
- Whoa.
456
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:40,860
* *
457
00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:42,120
- Maybe I'm the only one.
458
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:45,160
Maybe I'm speaking out of turn.
459
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,660
- Oh, well, I don't know.
460
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:48,430
I mean, I think it's a huge
step for you to be here.
461
00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:50,230
You know what I mean?
462
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,870
Under all these lights and have
to talk about the hard things
463
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,900
that you've been through.
464
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,400
I don't know.
465
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,870
I feel like it could
be a good step for you,
466
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:01,640
you know what I mean, to
get to where you want to be.
467
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,280
And again,
I think it's really--
468
00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:05,410
I think it's amazing that--
469
00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:06,820
- Hey. You all right?
470
00:18:06,850 --> 00:18:08,220
- --you've gone out of your
way to take this step--
471
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:09,250
- Are you OK?
472
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,190
- --towards being here.
473
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,390
- Can we hold for a second?
474
00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:13,420
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- You good, dude?
475
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,760
Give me one second--
- Yeah.
476
00:18:14,790 --> 00:18:15,790
- Ah.
- Josie.
477
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:24,170
[high-pitched ringing]
478
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,740
- You good, dude?
479
00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:29,870
- Ah.
480
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,710
- Hey. You all right?
- Can we hold for a second?
481
00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:33,380
- Yeah, I'm fine.
Give me just one second.
482
00:18:33,410 --> 00:18:34,540
- Yeah.
Andy, let's hold for a second.
483
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:35,940
- You good, dude?
- Yeah.
484
00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:37,710
Can I just take--
- Are you OK?
485
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:38,880
Yeah.
- Josie.
486
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,350
Josie, are you all right?
487
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:41,620
- OK, can I step over here?
488
00:18:41,650 --> 00:18:42,650
- Please.
489
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:43,520
You OK?
490
00:18:43,550 --> 00:18:44,890
- I'm--yeah, I'm fine.
491
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:46,450
- OK.
492
00:18:46,490 --> 00:18:47,790
We lost you for a second, huh?
- [chuckles]
493
00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:48,760
- Whew.
- Yeah.
494
00:18:48,790 --> 00:18:50,190
- Mm-hmm.
495
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,290
- OK, well, yeah,
this is something
496
00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:54,330
that you were nervous
coming down,
497
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,760
but now that you're
standing here,
498
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,770
you seem like you're
loosening up a little bit.
499
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:58,770
- Mm-hmm.
500
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,370
- I think it's a
really, really big step, so--
501
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,300
- Thank you.
- He said he's okay.
502
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:02,600
- Thanks.
503
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,270
You guys--you guys
are making me feel
504
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,510
like I can really do this.
505
00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:06,740
- There we go.
[laughter]
506
00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:08,680
- Apology--apologies.
507
00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:11,250
Just--I don't know if you guys
are feeling the same energy
508
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,250
that I'm feeling here.
509
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,280
I don't like this.
510
00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:14,780
I don't know if this is--
511
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,620
or "Thrill Ride"
in particular is a good fit.
512
00:19:16,650 --> 00:19:17,920
Clearly, there's some problems.
513
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:19,850
You have some problems.
514
00:19:19,890 --> 00:19:21,290
- OK.
- Cody--
515
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,860
- The argument
isn't going to help.
516
00:19:22,890 --> 00:19:23,930
- Sorry, guys.
- I, uh--
517
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,800
I just--I don't--
518
00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:29,960
I don't feel confident that
putting you on "Thrill Ride"
519
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,730
is the right thing.
520
00:19:32,770 --> 00:19:33,770
- It is the right thing.
521
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,270
I'm--I'm ready now!
522
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,370
[high-pitched ringing]
523
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,940
- You OK?
524
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,580
- Calm.
- I'm very sorry.
525
00:19:40,610 --> 00:19:41,740
- What's the problem?
526
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,950
- This is a very
freaky situation.
527
00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:45,380
- What did you call me?
528
00:19:45,410 --> 00:19:47,520
- I'm--I'm not
dealing with this freak
529
00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:48,680
right here and right now.
530
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:49,880
This is--
531
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,020
- OK, well, it's not
nice to be like that.
532
00:19:51,050 --> 00:19:52,950
- Do not
533
00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:56,390
call me freak!
534
00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:58,260
[loud explosion]
- What the [bleep]?
535
00:19:58,290 --> 00:19:59,560
What the [bleep]?
- Oh, my god.
536
00:19:59,590 --> 00:20:01,500
No! No! No! No!
- No!
537
00:20:01,530 --> 00:20:02,700
- Oh, my god.
538
00:20:02,730 --> 00:20:03,970
- [screaming]
539
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:09,270
- No, no, no, no!
540
00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:12,910
- [screaming]
541
00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:16,850
[high-pitched ringing]
542
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,850
[eerie music]
543
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,350
* *
544
00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:22,980
- [exhales]
I'm good.
545
00:20:23,020 --> 00:20:24,420
I'm good.
546
00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:26,320
Big E, Xavier Woods,
Kofi Kingston,
547
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,390
my friends at The New Day,
548
00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:31,730
this show is not called
"Thrill Ride."
549
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:35,330
You guys actually
are on "Scare Tactics."
550
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:39,330
[laughter, applause]
- Hey!
551
00:20:39,370 --> 00:20:41,770
- Throw you in the pool!
552
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:42,900
[laughter]
- Oh, my god.
553
00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:43,910
- Come on, man.
554
00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:45,010
Let's give it up.
555
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,310
- I love "Scare Tactics."
556
00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:47,610
- Oh, my gosh.
557
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:48,940
- You weren't
supposed to get me.
558
00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:50,010
- Once this dies down,
I'm going to freak out
559
00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:51,010
that we're on the show.
560
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,450
[laughter]
561
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,520
- But the part was not to be
the victim.
562
00:20:53,550 --> 00:20:55,820
- I might be a little older,
but I still got it.
563
00:20:55,850 --> 00:20:56,890
You know?
564
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,320
- Yeah. Yeah.
565
00:20:58,350 --> 00:20:59,690
He might need to be
in a suit now.
566
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,320
- Very concerned about
calling you a freak,
567
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,990
because these are three
of the nicest human beings
568
00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:04,730
you'll ever meet.
569
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:07,060
And I was waiting for one
of them to rip me to shreds.
570
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,460
- It's the death stare
that got me.
571
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,600
- Yeah.
572
00:21:09,630 --> 00:21:10,900
- That's a lot.
- Oh, man.
573
00:21:10,930 --> 00:21:12,370
- Well done. Well done.
- Thank you.
574
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,500
- Yeah.
575
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:14,540
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
576
00:21:14,570 --> 00:21:15,800
- Oh, my god.
- [barks]
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