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Sir, when do we begin?

PC2020 and PC 2021 aren't here yet.

We're already five minutes late.

Your watch is five minutes fast.

Are you satisfied yet? We're tailed them long enough.

No, it's still dark here.

Wait until we come to some street lamps.

Are you two alright?

Fine, we always jog this time of the day.

Yes!

You two are brave.

Ah Chow just said that.

You are perfect pickings for a sex man.

You two are lucky.

You ran into us instead!

How much time before our rendezvous?

About five minutes.

How far do we have to go?

About twenty miles.

At this speed, do you think we'll make?

No!

- Do you think we should go faster? - Yes!

Then let's go!

Sir, it's time, not even a sound of a vehicle approach.

Ok, can't wait any longer.

Good thinking-turning off.

Your engines and coasting?

Take this.

What's the situation, sir?

Fifteen terrorists, ten M16's.

And one female hostage.

I don't care how.

Just get the girl out. Oh boy! A defenseless girl!

I love to rescue defenseless girls.

Yeah, because defenseless rhymes.

With senseless, now let's get our things.

Where will you be standing, sir?

Over there.

Better more thirty degrees to the left.

Thirty degrees to the left?

Thirty degrees.

Are you alright?

Yes, I am done, how about you?

Nonsense, I am ok, go.

Ok

Don't laugh at me, let's see who is faster.

I am coming up.

Come over here!

Would you think it's funny,

If I said I'm sleepwalking?

Yeah, hilarious.

Let me see you laugh.

Come on, laugh!

Ok, come on up now!

Four at once!

Sir, anytime you're ready!

Prepare to fire!

Is superintendent Chan out of the line?

Yes, but the stupid sergeant is still there.

- Then what are you waiting for? Fire! - Yes, Sir.

Fire!

Go.

You have a feeling this place is body.

Yeah!

Watch for falling nets!

No, in movies the hero usually takes a few.

Before falling thru a trap on...

The floor!

Help!

Please help me!

The hostage!

Let me!

- Here! - Go!

My buns are smoking!

See this next trap? The slightest weigh.

Will send arrows shooting out from there.

Really?

I'll show you!

Watch!

See?

What do we do now?

Don't you see the pattern?

Yes...

- Well, do you still remember? - Yes!

Let's go!

This is a much more sticky situation.

Help, please help me!

She is not pretty enough.

You going to leave little hole me all.

No, I'm coming!

Are you ok?

A ghost...

How come you didn't knock?

Ha, sorry you had to slept in the living room.

It's ok! Ah Chow!

Yes, Honey?

Now what am I going to fry eggs with?

Oh goodie...no more fried egg!

Not just me!

Ah chow is also thinking the same thing.

I think he did it on purpose.

Don't listen to him, honey.

Did I ever complain?

You better not!

Ok, what do you want to eat?

Ham and fried eggs.

Oh goodie!

Ham and fried eggs again.

The eggs taste so good.

I think I'll have to break more pots.

Local news...10:30 am today.

There was a serious accident on Tuen Mum,

Two vehicles collided head to head...

Next time you have a nightmare.

Try not to wake up the whole house.

What whole house? Just you two.

Suspected of involvement is fraudulent section.

Counting up to 80 million dollars is Lee Hong.

Arrested in Singapore yesterday,

negotiations are now underway.

To extradite him back to Hong Kong.

Wow, are 80 million dollars con job!

That's why we have to report to Supt. Chan.

Let's go!

Bye!

I am going now.

You two be careful!

What does that suspect in Singapore?

It's none of our business.

Who says that?

- You want Ham and eggs again? - No.

Let's have dim sum instead.

Oh, good! Dim sum!

A blood test. What a way to start the d.

Watch it, you two! This is not a bumper car field!

What's the matter? Bad mood today?

If someone sticks a needle into your body,

in the morning, what other mood is.

Oh, no! Physical time! And inoculation.

Physical's ok, inoculation, no! Let's get out.

PC2020! PC2021!

Urine test and inoculation today.

Toilet's over there!

How do we get out of this?

Think fast!

The casualty ward?

Yes, sir, I'll send someone right away!

Not me! I can even stand astsup.

Find someone else!

But I promise to send someone right away.

You want to kiss ass it's your business.

I'm not your lips.

Why so quiet?

Means everybody's been murdered.

Got any dirty Harry cases for us?

Yes!

C.I.D. Room.

The head nurse want you two for inoculation.

Better get downstairs right away!

Placing high value on our friendship.

Can't let you two create a scene downstairs.

Right, it's a matter of keeping our dignity.

It has nothing to do with courage.

I'll help anyway I can!

Right now, the casualty ward needs a hurry.

And I don't know who to send!

What?

The casualty ward need our help.

- What are we waiting for? - Let's go.

Ok!

Sign here!

Sir, I can't.

Why not?

I can't sign with my left hand.

Then use your right.

Sir, my right hand is not with me.

They forget to pick it up after the fight.

See for yourself!

No need...

Give me your left thumb...take a print.

No need, sir! It looks the same in red.

What's your name?

Who? Me, sir?

It's there someone next to you?

No!

Look at me when you speak to me.

I am looking at you.

Look at me this way and don't move your eye.

What's your name?

You Foo.

What? Fool?

I'll show how to be one.

What's your name?

Foo...

Still fool?

Sir, my family name is Foo.

Given name is You, so You Foo!

It chopped in the neck, so there's an air gap.

Do you recognize who chopped you?

Scarface, Tony and "Tattoo", Charlie.

Sir, my stomach really hurts!

Let go of your handle. It'll get all over.

Thanks for reminding me.

I don't want to skip rope with my intestine.

- Sir! - Now what?

You're stepping on my finger.

A doctor said he reconnect it if I can find.

It doesn't fit!

Sir, the other leg.

That's my finger?

There one finger too much. Who's is it?

It's mine!

I can't take it anymore. I'm going to the toilet.

The toilet is clogged.

Someone drop his nose into it.

Ah Chow, dinner's ready!

Count your fingers, count to ten.

If three get lopped off, the Doc Can,

Seven left and you're still a man.

Lop your head, stupid.

What's the matter?

He always sings when he take bath.

I didn't say he can't sing.

He's gross to sing about chopped fingers.

It's not interesting.

Ah Chow!

What's bothering you? Are you ill?

Just take the food off the table.

Besides small and large intestines,

Do we have anything else to eat tonight?

Yes!

Is this ok?

Why so much instant noodles? Win a raffle?

No, I have to go to Singapore.

What are you going to Singapore for?

Descort a suspect, Lee Hong, back to Hong Kong.

How about me?

The superintendent has other duties for you.

No, I mean I'll miss you.

It'll just be several days.

By my self in my room, alone and feeling.

OK, then I won't go.

No, no, our responsibilities come first.

I am free...I am free...

What's the matter?

Epileptic or something?

Honey, can you not go to Singapore?

Can't, orders are orders.

Eureka!

Eureka? What did you find?

I found I don't like instant noodles. I'm not.

You know about the Lee Hong fraud case.

Yes, sir, I owe him!

Because Anna has to go to Singapore.

Ah Chow is an eligible bachelor for a field.

We received a report.

Lee Hong hired killers,

to silence the chief witness, May Lo.

Look.

Hey, cute, just like me!

You two pick her up at the Hong Kong marine,

and protect her until the trial,

we need a good place to hide her.

Right how about our hotel,

good service, air-cond. just right for summer.

If May Lo loses a hair, or anything,

you two can count on walking the beat,

Understand?

Yes sir!

Wait! Have you two taken the physical,

or the inoculation.

Yes, the nurse said I wasn't afraid of pain.

He said I was a good boy.

Yes, and she said my blood was red, and very fresh.

- When was this? - Last year!

I'm talking about this year.

Yes, I know...

Sorry!

That nurse gives painful shots.

Do you have a handkerchief?

- No! - Hold this!

It's your own fault for not carrying a handkerchief.

No matter what, kill the girl.

Otherwise the boss will go to jail.

Relax!

My informer says two policemen.

The girl is now under police protection.

Find her and kill her!

Yes, sir!

Sir!

Give me the data.

On the new recruits.

Yes, sir!

Do you have the results from the recent physical report.

Yes, I'll get a printout.

- Here, sir! - Thanks!

- Goodbye sir. - Bye!

We mustn't disclose our true identities.

I know. We're supposed to be undercovered.

A suite, please!

Please register first.

Who is the room for?

All three of us!

It's best if the adjacent rooms are empty.

We make a lot of noise.

She goes wild playing games.

Basically, we don't object to game playing.

But what's your relationship to the girl?

If we told you, you'd be shocked.

It's important we stay together.

That's right!

Are her parents here?

No, they'd just get in the way.

Right! If anyone ask for her,

please notify us first.

It's a matter life and death.

This girl is a minor.

We have a house policy.

It's best if you rent a separate room for her.

Nope. We have to stay together.

Besides, we won't leave the room!

Look, we are police officers.

Yes, I know policemen are virile males. But...

These two are police officers,

But not permissible to check in with an underage-girl.

We are a reputable hotel.

We can't afford a scandal.

I said that it would not work before.

Right?

I told you they wouldn't let us check in.

But you wouldn't listen!

Miss, are they coercing you?

Well, not exactly.

- They asked me first and I consented. - That's correct!

You two are abusing your authority.

- Ah Chow, we have to think first! - What are you doing?

This is the only way. Any better ideas?

- No! - So be it!

Listen! We're police officers.

I'm PC2020, he's PC2021!

She is a prosecution witness, May Lo.

We have orders to secretly protect her. There is a contract out on her life!

If you don't believe me, look.

It's the Police Commissioner's signature. It's authentic.

The purpose of staying in one room together.

It's not for Hanky Panky...

Although I wouldn't mind...

- Give them a suite. - Right away!

I have to hand it to you. You really came prepared.

Enjoy yourself, you deserve it!

Come on, we got the key!

No.336. This is mine, bye!

Bye!

Such a big room!

- But no bed. Where do I sleep? - On the floor.

One! Two! Three!

Here you try it.

I'll close the floor!

Room service!

Your water, sir!

- Over here ok? - Open up!

Opening just one side is meaningless.

- Opening both sides. - Yes.

- What are you standing here for? - Water, Sir!

So?

Do you like it better somewhere else?

Over here?

Easier to reach!

- For whom? - Yes.

It's best if we can all reach our goals.

I'm leaving!

- Door's over there! - Yes.

- We can turn this into one room. - Right!

If we inactivate this door.

If the killer comes,

he must come through the other door.

We get him here.

Get busy.

Why are you so mean?

He was only hinting for a little tip.

- Aren't we paying room charges? - Yes!

- Doesn't hotel pay him a salary? - Yes!

So do we still have to tip him?

- Yes. - Ok, you give it to him!

Are you fixing a trap? Goodie, let me try!

This is not a game. Go play somewhere else.

Ok, I'm going swimming, bye!

If you swim confine yourself to the bathroom.

You can't leave the room.

But it's boring playing in the room.

Try jogging!

The boy is here again.

Now what?

- Mr., how's the water? - Fine!

- I'll draw your curtains. - No need!

Are you satisfied with this room?

Very!

So it's very comfortable?

Very comfortable. I'll call you if I need.

Are you sure!

You're very mean.

I can be mean with you two.

Now go and watch TV.

- All done! - Good!

I wonder if it'll work.

Let's try it.

You're kidding. It's 220 volts!

Don't you want to know if it works?

Yes, but how?

Room service!

This door is blocked.

Come in the other door!

Ok...

Good, it works!

- What is happenning? - It's for you.

I hope you have learned your lesson.

Idiot!

You keep me in the room.

Any longer, I'll die of boredom.

Dying of boredom is a natural death for your protection.

Get out the room and get murdered, it's my responsibility.

You're selfish!

But your selfishness.

It's compensated by your charm, your vitality.

There's a "Green Parrot Night" at the disco.

- Is that right? - Yes, let me go, ok?

No!

Come on.

Ah Chow won't let me go out.

But I know you're a nice guy!

That's right!

Go with me, ok?

No!

That's the right attitude.

But you're really thinking "Yes", aren't you?

That's right!

You two are depriving me of my rights.

Yes.

What is the big deal?

You have the willpower of a dope addiction.

A great cop you are!

Who...

Speak louder.

Wait!

What were you saying?

I'm looking for the sexy-looking.

Sammy, Davis look-a-like!

What can I do for you?

Well, I saw you in the lobby.

I want to get to know you better.

Well, if you do.

You'll find I'm more than just a sexy female.

Well, when do I get the chance?

Any time!

I like meeting new friends also.

Good. I'm at the lounge in the lobby.

Why not come down for a drink?

Well, I'm busy at the moment.

Do try to come down!

I'll try, but no promises.

A ghost!

Such vivid nightmares!

Bye!

I can't breath...

Help! I'll get you!

Get out of the way!

Am I really that sexy?

Sorry to keep you waiting so long.

You sound very sweet on the phone.

My name is Ah Chow. What is yours?

You're right, strangers in the night.

Need not know each other's names!

Don't be shy! Say something!

I...I...don't...don't...know...know...

Miss, you don't stutter, do you?

No, but I've been waiting a long time.

Waiting for some one?

Yes, for you!

Speech normal...Iook seminine...

Really?

Let's not waste time.

I turn you on.

You turn me on too!

Too bad my fianc...is going.

To turn your head into orbit.

The killer was here. May is gone.

How are we going to find her?

Everybody is wearing masks.

I know. The killer is also looking for May.

Why don't we wait for him to show up.

He can find May for us.

Great idea! Then we can retrieve May's body!

Bull shit.

What?

I said this is not working.

You're right.

Over here!

Ladies and gentlemen...

Green Parrot Night contest.

Will now begin.

Great...

When I count one, two, three,

Everybody take off their masks.

First one get prize.

Ready, One, two, three!

Where's May?

Don't see her yet!

There she is!

Let's go!

Out of the way!

May!

May, are you in here? May!

Careful!

Freeze!

Stop where you are!

No tricks!

Be careful.

- Throw your guns over! - No!

Show them over!

Don't move!

Now step aside or I will shoot! Move!

- Go ahead. - Shoot!

- How did that happen? - How many bullets?

I left one

Good going!

Don't shoot!

Give us a chance!

Say your prayers!

Bullets!

Freeze!

I got the bullet!

Don't move, get up!

It's your fault.

Otherwise, Chow's arm wouldn't be injured.

You're getting to sound like Ah Chow.

He only got a scratch!

- I can't move...! - Try...

- I can't do it! - What's the problem?

How come you're immobile?

Try...!

I can't move.

Really!

I can't do it!

What's the problem?

There!

There's nothing wrong with you.

Why the big fuss?

Yes. Just a slight wound on the arm.

How come you're immobile?

Doctor! Good!

Which one of you is the patient's relative?

She isn't, so I must be!

The doctor wants to see you.

Come in!

Come in please.

Doctor!

- Sit. - I'm Ah Chow's relative.

Ng Ah Chow?

- Yes. - The policeman?

Yes, a policeman. Protector of Hong Kong.

You guys have a high mortality rate.

Just occasional occupational hazards!

In Ah Chow's case, it's better.

If he ran into one.

That way, at least he can go out as a hero.

What do you mean by that?

Well, according to the computer data.

Ah Chow has terminal lung cancer.

That means...

Dayman's terms, that means he is going to die.

You mean Ah Chow has a terminal illness?

His heart beats, he breathes air, doesn't he?

He's human. Humans get terminal illness.

Don't believe me! Ask the computer!

Is there anything I can do?

Nothing. Except to tell him to take it easy.

Enjoy himself these last few months.

Only a few more month?

If he had twenty, thirty more years left.

We wouldn't call it terminal.

Are you sure its terminal?

Isn't there anything we can do?

Help him plan his funeral, and keep him happy.

Hope his passing doesn't cost much addiction.

He has a wife!

Any kids?

No!

That's tough. A widow without kids.

Get a lot less compensation.

Why not tell him to go on another honeymoon?

Staying here only wastes taxpayers' money.

Can't tell him to sitting around waiting to die!

That's right.

Take him home. He can die comfortably.

How can you say something like that?

I can let you die comfortably with one shot.

What are you doing?

I want you to say "He doesn't have cancer."

He doesn't have cancer!

Louder!

He doesn't have cancer!

Enough!

You can't die, you can't leave me along.

You can't die.

Ok, I won't die.

It's so stupid.

It's not interesting.

It's for you and for the country,

I must survive.

Don't cry, really.

I must survive.

- You sure? - I promise you.

Don't cry, ok?

What's it about!

About a guy with terminal cancer...

Whatever, I must survive now.

For my five sons and four daughters.

Although I am very painful,

I must be strong to live now.

- You are so great. - Yes.

I live for my greatness.

I must live now.

Struggling stay alive...

It is creepy!

What do you know?

This type of determination should be encouraged.

I'm not sure about that, if I had a terminal cancer.

I'd rather kill myself!

I wouldn't wait around to die!

What did the doctor want to see you for?

Just casual talk...

About the weather.

And that you're well and can go home.

Now I'm well, don't need a doctor to see.

But why not relax a few days here?

...I...hurt the hospital's haunted...

Dinner time!

- I'll prop up your bed. - Ok!

So you can eat!

But I ache all over. How can I eat!

Here, I'll help you!

That is better.

Have some soup.

You live for me, ok?

Ok, I won't die now just for you.

I will live right now.

Why don't he just die and get it over?

Don't die please.

Hey! Why turn it off?

You said it's stupid.

But it's so stupid, it's funny!

It's not funny!

What would you do if a friend had a terminal cancer?

Tell him to rest in peace!

You're cold blooded!

What else can I do? Sit there and watch him.

Do you know how death look like?

I don't know anymore.

I think it must be horrible.

Especially cancer, so frightening.

One day 70 kg, like me now.

Only half as much when death finally comes.

And so smelly.

Of course! The internal organs rot away.

You knew so much about medicine.

Also, cancer.

Makes a hole here, a hole there!

Dying is trivial. But the suffering!

Especially lung cancer. Can't even breathe.

Choke...choke...dead.

And such bad breath.

- Right, nurse? - Yes.

And the body shrives up.

Have to straighten up the body at the funeral.

I've seen some really bad cases.

Face flesh fall off, relatives can't recognize.

Dreadful!

Enough! Stop it. I have to go wee-wee!

Don't mind him.

Continue your dinner!

You are a good nurse.

Open wide!

You can go home now.

But doctor, I ache all over!

That's right!

He can't even eat dinner!

If you treat me the same way, I'd also say the same thing.

Okay, check out!

But, doctor, I'm in pain!

Doc...don't believe him. He's faking.

He's just after the nurse.

He wants to take advantage of this girl.

Because his wife is out of town.

He's on the prowl...

You see!

Ok! If you can attack him,

You're well enough to go home!

Don't waste the taxpayers' money!

You have 15 minutes to leave!

What are you hanging around for?

Let's go home and rest.

- Wow! It looks good. - What a nice kitchen!

Oh boy, candy!

Try some! It's good!

Then I'll show you your room!

Ah Chow, where are you going?

To take a bath.

I'll draw your water for you.

No need!

Be careful!

What's the matter?

The door is locked.

Security precaution.

Keep away burglars.

Watch! Open sesame!

How about my room?

Not bad! A bit of mess, though!

What's this?

Funny mirror!

Cloth dryer!

Tidying up doesn't mean it clean!

See?

An ant! A little insecticide.

Will fix that.

Anymore complaints?

Now go out!

I am watching you, don't be stupid.

Is this K-7390068?

Yes, who do you want to speak to?

Who are you?

Who are you?

You are calling me!

Tell Ah Chow to come to the phone!

He's busy!

Busy. Doing what?

Taking a bath!

Close the door, will you?

He's taking a bath without closing the door!

Fogging up the whole house!

I have to keep an eye on you.

Relax. You can't get rid of me that easily.

Can you call later?

What's your relationship to Ah Chow?

I can't tell you.

What are you two up to?

Nothing. Just getting ready to go to bed!

Call back later, will you?

No need, just tell Ah Chow.

To watch out!

Who was it?

A woman, asking for Ah Chow!

Must be Anna. What did he say?

Nothing, I told her Ah Chow was taking a bath.

Because it's bedtime.

What did she say?

She said to tell Ah Chow to watch out!

Then she hung up. She sounded angry!

I don't know why?

Is it Anna?

- Yes, she... - Goodnight, everybody!

- She said... - What did Anna say?

She said she loves you.

And she said show you how much when she return.

Now don't kid around, otherwise I'm dead.

No, don't say that!

You'll be around for a long time.

Anna said she'll take you on vacation.

When she comes back.

Relax? With her hanging around?

Can't even die peacefully!

Don't say that. Now go to sleep.

Sleep now.

Goodnight!

I have to help him enjoy his last few months.

Any good tours?

You can't die, Ah Chow.

You can't die.

What are you doing?

What is about this picture?

Go to buy a cross if you like it.

Up, up, down, down...

Have you still moonlighting for the travel agent?

Not so loud!

Got some business for you.

Where do you want to go?

Two week tour in Asia, around $1,000.

Stop kidding, where do you want to go?

Philippines!

I heard he had great Sunday Rallies.

When can wee depart?

As soon as I see the money.

When do you want to go?

As soon as possible!

And don't let Ah Chow know.

Don't tell anyone.

I should know. I'm the one moonlighting.

Another thing, I want your opinion.

Since you are the oldest here.

I mean the most experienced.

That's right! 30 years in the force.

Out-lasted four superintendents.

First one retired,

second one jailed.

Third one died,

fourth one quit.

If you suddenly dropped dead.

Such compensation would the government for.

Why should I drop that, why not you.

I said "lf..."

If you dropped dead, you'd get.

Mutual assistance fund, insurance, funeral fund.

All together, added up to quite a bit.

How much is that.

More than the retirement fund.

Enough for widows and children to leave ahead.

Why?

Planning for the future!

Don't you know.

A cemetery agent?

- Who help people to find bury place. - Yes! Why?

I want to look into corruption in his file.

- Help me page him! - Ok!

Diddling time!

Ah Chow's not here yet.

I'll bid for him.

He asked me to.

This weekly "Brotherly loan" scheme is gift.

Highest bid on interest gets the loan.

My...

I need the loan this week.

I bid $48.

Forty-eight.

Let's see. Horsey $5.

Don't you need the loan, Horsey?

Why do I need a loan?

It's off-season for horse-racing.

I only expense its cigarettes.

Horsey has no hope.

Freddie $50!

Hey! You said $45 when I hypnotized you.

It stuff works, would you still be pushing.

- No fair... - Stop...

- Let's look at mine! - This is mine.

- $52. - It's mine.

I've been misled no fair!

- Stop! - Take a look.

Last bid!

Ah Chow bids $100.

- It must be his. - You haven't got it.

Hand it over!

- Four hundred, it's mine. - Thank you.

It's mine.

- Here's my $100! - Mine!

Thanks!

Ah Chow, you must really me desperate.

Paying $100 interest for a $600 loan.

$100?

How else and I be sure of a sure win?

But $100 is a lot of interest!

You don't have to pay it!

I'll pay it for you!

- That's different. - Hey...

We're friends, aren't we?

I have a dig day tonight. Can you lend me the money?

Big deal! Ah Chow has a dig day too!

You run along. Go enjoy yourself.

Leave everything to me!

Ah Chow, I'm warning you!

If you go out while on duty, I'll report.

Abort the report, shorty!

You make a lot of personal calls on duty.

I can report you also.

Ah Chow, you run along!

To where?

Anywhere, just have a good time.

For you!

May, you stay with me!

How many, sir?

Please!

This is very good styling!

How about the interior?

Great use of space.

Any brighter units?

Then this is for you.

Bright and breezy.

Eat you ice-cream!

What kind of decor?

Decor? Contemporary!

Beautiful surroundings!

Nice surroundings...

Can't be too cramped?

Right! Won't do if it's too cramped.

Well, you can combine two units together.

You're a bachelor. It should be really enough.

What do you know?

So you're buying a house, big deal!

Eat your heart out!

Don't mind her.

How's the location?

Beautiful scenery! Mountains and oceans view.

I wouldn't steer you wrong.

But it could get lonely.

Right. You need a clear location but near people.

Clear location?

How about happy valley?

Convenient for visitors!

Happy valley?

It gets awfully noisy on race days.

No problem. Our construction is designed.

So that every unit is sound proof.

How about pedestrian traffic?

We have good security!

24 hours a day!

Sounds good!

Why are you so excited?

You're right. You're one moving.

How about her neighbors?

Keep to themselves.

Who are they?

How do you expect him to know?

It's best if there are some female neighbor.

Might get lonely!

Doesn't have to be female, does it?

I can't guarantee the neighbor will be female.

But I'll try to arrange it!

About the price...

Money is no problem.

But one condition. Don't let Ah Chow know.

Or he'll get upset!

Well?

I can't decide, can I take this home?

Here, take this one.

Contents are the same!

Waiter, check!

The French team's fans are tense now.

It's getting very dramatic.

This shot will decide the winner.

Branco make the result become 3 to 3.

It's now France's turn.

Let's see if Rotinni can make it or not.

If he really can make it,

Then France can again leave Brazil behind.

Here he shoots,

It's too high and the ball flies over.

The record is still 3 to 3,

Now it's the last player of Brazil.

Ceaser is going to shoot...

Hey, you are back,

Have some tea!

Because if this No. 9 player of France,

can score a goal.

Then they can kick Brazil out.

Brazil fans are now so nervous.

Now he is ready to shoot.

Here come the goalkeeper of Brazil.

He walks down there slowly.

Let's see if he can guard the final pass.

Turn this things off!

It's dinner time, so noisy...

That's all for Brazil vs France.

After the advertisement, we have...

You...

I'll serve dinner!

I ate already.

Have some soup then!

This is my house.

If I want soup, I'll help myself.

Why are you so rude?

Be quiet!

He's right. It's his house.

I always share everything with you.

But it seems like generosity is one way.

But I shouldn't lose your apron without asking you.

No problem. Help yourself.

You won't be doing it for much longer.

What are you talking about?

You know what I'm talking about!

Mountain and ocean view. Beautiful surroundings.

Let me have one month notice before you move.

Who says I'm moving?

You're planning to move.

I've seen some petty people.

But you take the cake.

It's hard to take!

Don't you want Beethoven to...

Leave more comfortably?

Kids shouldn't meddle.

I'm just trying to help.

No need. We're ok.

You are ok? He's picking on you.

But you stand all the time making soup just for him.

If I were you, I'd add poison in the soup.

Who are you? Cinderella's step-mother?

Just mind your own business.

But he's bullying you!

May I be struck dead if I break this promise.

Don't say that!

I'm losing one friend already!

Take another kind of oath!

How else can I prove my sincerity?

Swear you'll give up disco.

I, May Lo, do solemnly swear that...

If I let out that Ah Chow has lung cancer.

May I never said food into another disco.

So you were talking about cemeteries.

With that man!

Yes, Ah Chow is...

No good at handling these things.

Don't put him at Morrison Hill, too far.

Nearer, we can visit more often.

I won't cremate him.

He's so afraid of fire!

He doesn't even barbecue.

Ah Chow, in my mind, I've told you to drop to hell.

But I don't mean it! Don't die!

Let's go back out!

Otherwise, he'll suspect!

Ah Chow!

Who won.

Why do you have that on?

So I can hear better.

What's the matter?

Here have some tea!

What is the matter?

He's sensitive because his dad coughed to die.

I'll close the window.

Help...

- Damn! My gun is inside the room. - I'll get mine!

Help...

Hold on May, I'm coming!

Take this!

I am coming.

You ok?

Just practicing my tumbling!

Well, you carry on, I'm go help May!

No matter what happens, don't come out.

Freeze...

Shoot him!

Careful!

Sorry, I didn't mean it!

I'm ok!

Move aside, you too!

I don't get pay for killing idiots!

Go in and help May, I'll stop him.

No, I'm ordering you.

You go inside, I'll take care of him.

I'm not taking your order.

Leave him to me!

Why pick now to disobey my order?

- Leave him to me! - Why pick now to disobey my order?

No. Chop me!

Don't chop him, chop me...

Chop me...

Stop arguing with me.

Beethoven!

Don't worry about me!

Get May out of here!

Ah Chow! Go to hell!

Beethoven!

No, Ah Chow...!

You've killed him. I'll get you!

You've killed him. I'll get you!

Ah Chow, I'll get revenge for you!

I'll revenge your violent death!

Beethoven!

What? You're ok?

I'm okay. Just a few aches here and there.

But you have to hang on.

OK, time out. Enough for today.

I challenge you to a duel instead.

Tomorrow 2:30 at the peak!

Please wait, I can't tomorrow, my wife is coming.

Don't move!

You move and I'll shoot! I'm not kidding!

Shoot him...Shoot him?

Shoot?

Shoot.

- Go ahead...shoot! - No, don't shoot...

Don't shoot...

Stop or I'll shoot!

- Shoot... - Don't shoot!

Don't shoot.

- Shoot... - Don't shoot...

You can't shoot.

Shoot...if you have the guts!

- Shoot... - Don't...

- Shoot...May. - Don't shoot!

- Don't... - Shoot, you shoot.

Shoot! Gotta die sooner or later!

Really want me to shoot?

Ah Chow...Are you ok?

Ah Chow! Don't die!

At least wait until Anna comes back!

He's coming back tomorrow. You can die tomorrow.

Ah Chow! Don't die!

Who's dying? Can't a guy faint once in a life.

Help tidy up!

We get Lee Hong to court,

Escort May Lo to testify against him.

And our job is complete.

Where's May Lo?

Beethoven and Ah Chow is keeping an eye on her. At your house!

He's just a little kid.

The phone call...

What phone call?

Oh, nothing!

What is it?

Nothing, really!

They should be here soon. Let go take a look.

- Let go take a look. - Ok.

Why are you all standing here for?

Dinner...that phone call...

I know already. You're May Lo?

Yes!

I have some questions to ask you!

Sir, I have something to discuss with you.

I have to take her statement.

Why are you bagging along?

No reason!

If you have business to discuss with me.

But save private matters for home.

Is private! Sorry, madam!

Sorry.

- Are you PC2020, Ng Ah Chow? - Yes!

I must apologize about the computer error.

Really sorry!

What computer error?

The computer went haywire.

And reported you had lung cancer.

Actually you don't!

What?

Is a mistake. You don't have lung cancer.

Please sir, please!

But I can't let him go on leave now.

I know it's unreasonable. But please, sir!

Stop it! Attention!

- I won't "attention". Sign here, sir. - Out!

I won't go out until you sign!

Please sign!

I give up!

Thanks, sir! Bless you!

May your dog give birth to a thousand puppies.

Do you have it?

Where's the money?

Here.

2-weeks southeast-Asian tour.

Air fare, hotel, meals, all included. Enjoy yourself?

I've helped you applied for a leave!

Leave? What am I gonna do? Stay at home.

No, take a tour of southeast Asia.

It's free! I won a raffle!

Southeast Asia?

Hawaii would be better.

I've always wanted to go to Hawaii.

Hawaii...is ok!

Just add $400.

That's a good deal. But...

But what?

Spending money.

I'll have to save a few years first!

No, the price includes spending money.

How much?

$3,000! No, $5,000!

No, $7,000!

That's more like it!

But I can't just leave Anna by herself.

Oh, I also won next year's raffle.

I'll use each this year so Anna can go.

Will she agree to go?

Leave it to me!

By the way, is the spending money in US dollars?

Yes...US dollars!

Okay, I'll go!

It's not $400. It's $4,000.

Not US dollars...is it?

How did you guess? Hand over the money.

- Not so loud! - Give me money and I show you how quiet.

If Anna knows about Ah Chow's conditions.

she'll surely go on vacation with him.

But I don't think it's good to let her know.

Might upset her.

And the baby.

- What baby? - Not yet.

The one they might have on the second honeymoon.

I hope they have a son.

To carry on the family name.

- Yeah! - Go.

Ah Chow.

Sure to change?

Of course, now go change!

Go...I guarantee once Anna see you. She'll want to go to Hawaii.

- Hi, Anna, back already? - Yes!

Hi, Anna!

Aloha

Aloha means welcome in Hawaiian.

What are you two up to?

Hi, honey! Aloha!

Like it. Honey?

What is it?

Are Hawaiian shirt?

Very nice. Give me a hand!

Have to finish this tonight.

I'll go get my slippers.

- No reaction yet! - Ah Chow!

What's the matter, honey.

What's all this?

Where did you steal this forest from?

Doesn't this look like Hawaii?

Imagine yourself.

Stroll along palm trees, Hula dancers.

Wouldn't it be night to go with Ah Chow!

No time! Too much work to do.

At least we have this Hawaiian scenery.

We'll have to stroll here!

Back to work!

How about now?

Go away.

Anna, try my pina colada.

- I made it just for you. - Thanks!

Anna, if you don't go,

- you'll bypass this opportunity. - What opportunity?

Help me copy this.

Ah Chow Won a Baby Formula Drinking Contest.

The price is a,

2 week Hawaiian Tour for two.

- Ah Chow. - Right, after all this years.

I don't release how much I miss the taste of milk.

I wish I'd joined.

I don't know what you're up to.

But I don't have the time.

The work can wait.

But the vocation...

The vacation can wait.

What's so good about Hawaii?

Actually, I don't feel like going either.

All people talk about are the beautiful beach.

Besides strolling on the beach at sunset.

Warm gentle breeze blowing in your face.

People also rave about the Hula dancers.

The natives over there...

Hips gently swaying...

by following the relaxing music.

That's nothing special about Hawaii.

Sure, there hospitality is.

Know-worldwide.

Besides that, that's nothing but good shopping.

And who cares about shopping, right? Honey.

Oh, no use talking about it. My mind is mature.

I guess you'll have to go. Beethoven.

I guess I'll have to wait!

Right?

right, no! No right!

Better tell Anna the truth.

- Do I have to? - Yes!

Ok! Anna, can I talk to you?

Come inside!

- It's nothing... - What are they talking about?

Idle talk probably!

Idle talk? Why can't they talk here?

Maybe is about the birds and the bees.

- Am I right? - He just look a bit serious.

I've never seen him like that before.

Ah Chow!

We're going to Hawaii!

Do we have to, honey?

Yes, we have to!

How did it happen?

A fly!

A fly?

Yes, a fly flew into the computer.

And threw it off key.

It's this fly here, sir!

Really? This fly?

Doesn't seem like this one to me.

Yes, sir. This is the fly. All flies look the same.

How do you know this is not the one?

Exactly. If you know all flies look all the same.

Why did you bring the germ-infected thing to me.

Come in!

Sir, Ah Chow is starting his vacation.

I'm returning his gun.

Put it here!

So now what?

The computer is out.

Damn the computer,

- What I mean is... - Sir.

Am I disrupting?

No!

Let me go instead.

Sit down. I haven't finished!

Did anyone suffer inconvenience.

Because of this incident?

- Let's see... - Yes or no?

- Actually... - Yes or no?

Two people, Tsui Kwai.

And Ng Ah Chow!

Tsui himself spotted the error.

For Ng, the computer said he had lung cancer.

But I notified him of the error!

You mean Ah Chow knows he doesn't have cancer?

Yes!

Well. I'm off to get darken!

- Remember to bring me some pineapples! - Ok!

No need to strife us!

I've arranged for a car to drive May to court.

Ok, see you when I get back.

Don't move or I'll plug you with lead.

Ah Chow doesn't look very happy!

He probably misses us. Hi!

Follow them!

Tell them to stop and get in your car.

Stop...get in my car!

No need. You run along!

I don't care how you do it.

Get them to follow you to the carpark.

Otherwise you are dead!

Ok, anyway I choose, right?

There's a gun pointed at me.

He wants you to follow me to the carpark.

You two are crazy, always fooling around.

He might not come, he thinks I'm kidding.

Shut up!

What are you doing? Stop playing around.

Tell him to come over.

Ok, game's over!

You're asking for it!

Game's not over until I say so.

See, here he comes.

Ok, then come over here.

Why not?

Come here if you dare!

Careful, buddy!

Can't you do something right just once?

Maybe next time!

Tell the girl to come over.

Fast!

May, come here!

Stop playing around.

I'm not coming over!

Let's get going.

She won't come, I'll go get her!

I...

May, drive away fast!

Run him down!

Watch my legs, will you?

Ram him, in his behind.

- Ram him... - It's fun.

It's fun...

Chase after him!

Hey man...

Are you alright?

Hit him!

Ah Chow!

- No... - Don't move!

Give me the girl.

Or I'll stab him. Put down the wood.

Let's talk things over!

Never mind me!

Let him stab me to death.

No...

Listen. Mr. Assassin, sir.

You let him go and we forget this incidence.

No grudges, ok?

What do you think?

Did I scramble your brain at first?

I'm counting to three. Send the girl over.

Don't please, after all, we've met before.

It was nice of you to drop in the other night.

One!

No, not one...

Don't send May over!

I'd rather die!

Two!

No fair, I wasn't ready. Start from one again.

You hear him. It's two soon. It's three.

Think about how I'll look with that thing struck.

Don't blink, you might miss my dying breath.

Wait! I can't send May over!

- But take me hostage instead. - Beethoven.

Don't you speak up earlier? It's tiring standing here.

Beethoven! He pretty determine. And maybe he knows about he has cancer.

And wants to die in the line of duty.

Let's help him fulfill his wish!

Three!

Ah Chow!

Talk to Ah Chow.

Ah Chow!

My darling...

Stay back or he's dead!

- Ah Chow. - Anna.

- Anna. - Tell them to pay attention.

He is very reckless, acts like he want to die.

Maybe he knows he has cancer.

And is ready to sacrifice himself.

Ah Chow. Take it easy!

Just because you have cancer.

It's better than being dead.

Dust to dust, ashes to ashes.

I have nothing to leave you when I die.

Except for the strength of my character.

Buddy, make your move!

Ah Chow, I'll always cherish your character.

You can go in peace, I'll never forget you.

I'll stay a widow in your remembrance.

Honey!

If I remarry, he'll be another Sammy like you.

That way, the kiss will look like you.

See you in heaven, let's wrap, man.

Honey, I don't want to die!

Why not?

Because...

Because of what?

Because I don't have cancer!

I don't believe you,

no need to comfort me.

It is the truth, I knew about the computer error.

I kept up the facade to take advantage of Beethoven.

Ok. You said it!

Yes...

Stop where you are!

I'm talking to my husband, none of your business!

Freeze!

Good going, honey!

- Are we still going to Hawaii? - Ah Chow!

Beethoven! I was just playing a joke on you!

No harm done, right?

Right, no harm done!

1,2,3! Take this!