Original subtitles

[theme song]

♪ Josie in outer space ♪

♪ Pussycats are all in place ♪

♪ Blasting off on another chase ♪

♪ Mars stars the Milky way ♪

♪ When they're groovin' who can say ♪

♪ Buckle up your seat belts ♪

♪ They could be in orbit in the stars ♪

♪ On a spooky planet maybe Mars ♪

♪ There's no way of knowin' ♪

♪ When they're groovin' way above the atmosphere ♪

♪ Trying to get back to here ♪

♪ They're blasting off now ♪

♪ Josie's on a rocket ride ♪

♪ Pussycats all by her side ♪

♪ Bleep Bleep is the kooky guide ♪

♪ Come along and dig the chase ♪

♪ Pussycats in outer space ♪

♪ The Pussycats in outer space ♪

♪ Yeah ♪♪

[dramatic music]

I sure wish we knew where we're going.

No wonder! I never saw so many gadgets

and knobs in all my life.

Just don't touch anything. That's all Pussycat.

I'll bet I could fly this thing as well as any of you.

Please, Alexandra, we've got enough trouble without arguing.

Who's arguing? Watch this.

(Alan) Don't push that lever. Oh-oh!

What did you do, Alexandra?

(Alexandra) 'Oh, sure! Always my fault.'

meow meow

Push the stabilizer control, Valerie.

Neat manoeuvre, Alexandra. Really neat!

I see what you mean.

I might have known you'd be around.

[Bleep bleeps]

What's the matter, Bleep? Oh, my!

- What have we here? - It looks like we have company.

(Melody) 'Aren't they cute?

Gee! Real flying saucers.'

(Alexandra) 'Probably as cute as a couple'

'of scorpions. Let's move out of here.'

(Josie) 'That's a pretty, tricky

manoeuvre they're doing.'

(Alan) 'Yeah and I don't like it.'

(Alexandra) 'Those silly saucers are

trying'

'to snare us in that net.'

(Alex) 'Trying? They just did!

We're caught like space sardines.

Then there was something fishy about those saucers.

[laughing]

At least we know where we're going.

We're being pulled toward that freaky looking planet below us.

- 'Look.' - 'Do we have to?'

(Alex) 'Oh! Oh!'

'Look out! It's jungle city, gang!'

(Alan) 'Hang on, everybody!'

(Melody) 'Wee! It's like landing

in a super salad.'

[intense music]

- Well, now where are we? - You were right, Val.

This is a freaky looking place.

Wonder what puny planetoid this is.

(minister) 'Intruders!'

- Oh-oh! - 'You are all under arrest!'

Arrest? But we--

What brings you to our planet? Ri-bit.

What brings us? That's a laugh!

You did, you creep!

Yeah, who do you think you are, sir?

I am minister of defence for the planetoid of Kalex. Ri-bit.

Big deal! It sounds like a mouthwash.

Just what do you intend to do with us?

(minister) 'We will take you

to the Mighty Throg. Ri-bit.'

And just who is this Mighty Throg?

Just like blog. Throg rhymes with frog.

[giggles]

Silence! Throg is our ruler. Ri-bit.

He is all powerful on this planet.

He will decide your fate.

Come. Ri-bit.

Oh! At least he didn't mention croak.

I don't think I want to go.

I don't think we have much choice, for

now.

Well, I'm not afraid of any frog faced character.

I'll show him a thing or two. Let's go!

Wait till I see that king of the swamp.

At least you got to admit that Mr. Throg's

space saucers are super.

Oh, great!

I see that Josie has managed to sit next to Alan.

Again! And I drew a blank.

- I'm not a blank! - Wanna bet?

Zero! Big O. Nothing!

[sniggering]

(Alex) 'Oh, very funny!'

Hey, gang, look! Buildings!

Wow! What a housing project!

(Melody) 'I don't see any mushrooms

for rent sign.'

[giggles]

(minister) 'Prepare to meet

our powerful leader. Ri-bit.'

These are the invaders of our planet, O Mighty Throg. Ri-bit.

- Invaders! - But, your majesty.

Invaders, my foot!

You netted us like so many butterflies.

Silence!

Where do you come from?

We're from the Planet Earth, sir.

That's where people look like people.

[chuckles]

Cool it, Melody. Watch your manners.

So, you are from the Planet Earth.

These Earthlings can be of use to you, Excellency. Ri-bit.

Yes. They make my plans, practically fool-proof.

Plans? What plans could we possibly help with?

Whatever they are. You can count me out!

And me too. Anyway, I don't count. I'm a blank.

Your Planet Earth has certain minerals

that we lack here on Kalex.

But the Mighty Throg has devised a clever plan

to correct this condition.

Don't tell me. Let me guess.

You're going to invade Earth.

Ah! Then you know!

Somehow, all the other freak outs we've met

have the same nutty idea.

Silence! Ri-bit.

No one speaks to the great Throg in such a manner.

Well, I just did! Flipo!

Because we are different in appearance

these Earth people think we are simple.

[laughing]

Show them just how simple we are, O Mighty Throg.

Show them your master plan. Ri-bit.

Aliens, look behind you and be amazed.

Wee! It's show and tell time.

[giggles]

(minister) 'Behold, the Mighty Throg's

master plan'

'for invading your Earth. Ri-bit.'

You're going to invade Earth in this?

It's a metal monster.

It'll never get off the ground. Huh!

Therein lies the beauty of my plan.

I'm not going to invade your Earth in the usual sense.

- What do you mean? - I remain here.

I shall give Earth an ultimatum.

Surrender to me..

...or be bombarded with millions of small asteroids

hurled to Earth by this space robot.

Huh! I told you it was a nutty idea.

See if you can laugh after this, scoffers.

[rumbling]

W-what's happening? Yee-ow!

I think the sky is falling.

[bleeps]

Cut out.

[laughs] Enough.

[laughing]

You can say that again.

What a fall out.

That was some kind of demonstration.

A scary kind. What a machine.

I'll bet it plays records and fries eggs, too.

[giggles]

Yeah, what do you do for an encore?

A little rock music, huh? Huh?

[chuckles]

I intend to make a thorough study of these earthlings.

After that, I shall know exactly how they react to any situation.

Just what do you mean by a careful and thorough study?

Yeah. Just what does that mean?

We're not guinea pigs, you know.

- We're people. - Bleep bleep bleep.

Bleep is a bleep.

This interesting furry one, I shall keep as my pet.

[meows]

'Guard, take it away.'

And this one, shall act as my personal servant.

[bleeps]

Me? Oh, my! I'm an awful cook.

Unless you like brownies.

- What about the rest of us? - Oh, yes.

You shall be kept in my zoo.

(all) Your zoo?

You're not keeping me in any zoo, like a monkey.

- You fugitive from a lily pad. - He's not keepin' any of us.

Let's give him the old Whirling Dervish Routine.

Lock arms, gang.

Guards, cease them.

Ready. Set. Go!

Stop them! Stop them!

[upbeat music]

After them, you incompetence!

(Alan) Spin off, gang.

whirr whirr

Hurry, they're getting away.

Hit them off.

They're getting closer.

We gave 'em the slip that time.

Is that you, Alan, dear?

I'd know those shoulders anywhere.

[giggles]

Sure, you would.

Oh, no. Not again.

Why don't you get lost for a change?

[bleeps]

(Alan) 'Uh-oh, we're in a jam.'

But I'm gettin' out of this jar.

There they are. We have them.

Come, we rush them.

What is it, Bleep?

[bleeps]

Okay, Alex. Shove!

Strike!

I may take a bowling again.

[laughs]

We've got to find a better way to get around, than on foot.

It's too slow and dangerous.

Look in there. That ought to give us a

lift.

Hey, they look like mini spaceships.

- They are. - Come on, let's go.

Well, we got wheels.

Yeah. And we got something else.

'Trouble, and lots of it.'

Stick close and let's go. Climb fast.

[instrumental music]

whirr

Low bridge.

- Nice manoeuvre, Alan. - It was super.

I see another city over there.

(Alex) Welcome to Toad Stool Towers.

(Josie) 'We can hide among

these buildings.'

I wonder if we really lost them, at last.

Maybe, but not for long.

You can be sure of that.

Come on, follow me.

I'll show you how to duck these flying frogs.

- Move over. - 'Now, wait, sis.'

- Wait for what? - We oughta check the territory.

Well, I'm checking out.

We better find out where out is, first.

Yikes! That's not it. Look!

That's them. The aliens.

Sound the alarm.

ri-bit ri-bit ri-bit

And now, you've done it, Alexandra.

You brought Throg's whole frog force down on us.

[bleeps]

Huh? Where? Where?

Uh-oh, here they come.

'Yeow! Let's get out of here.'

(Alan) 'And fast. Come on, this way!'

Watch out for those flying nets.

You fly and we'll watch, Alan.

They're getting closer, Alan.

whoosh whoosh

Ready to move. Lift.

That's getting too close for comfort.

- Dive! - Watch out for that water.

Let's see how they like a little dowsing.

Don't do anything foolish, Alexandra.

(Alexandra) 'Relax, this will cool 'em

off.'

We're gonna hit. Whoa!

Good move, Alexandra. But..

Come on, we gotta get out of here.

- Others are coming at us. - I'd give 'em the ol'..

Uh-oh, conked out.

Well, they're dropping fast.

Come on, Alexandra.

Nice going, we're going nowhere.

- Stop moving your liver-lips. - 'Hurry up!'

'Oh, Alan, they're caught.'

We gotta..

Oh! That's all.

Don't you just love my lute, Your Majesty?

Enough. Your after dinner music gives me indigestion.

We have brought the runaways as you see, O Mighty Throg.

So, you thought you could escape from Throg?

Well, we're back.

Now, what're you going to do with us?

Put us in a zoo. That's what.

No, I have decided to keep you close by.

Where I can personally observe you.

Mm-mm. Thanks, Melody. This food looks great.

Now, what's this about a circus?

Oh, yeah. It's too bad you'll have to miss it.

I wouldn't want to go to Throg's dumb circus, anyhow.

You're going to this one.

- We all are. - What are you talking about?

Do you have a plan?

Now, look, the first thing we've got to do, if we're gonna escape

is get out of this cage, right?

(all) 'Right.'

Okay. We have Melody tell Throg

about this terrific musical group

called Josie and the Pussycats.

They'd be a great act for his circus.

Oh, I see.

And once we're at the circus,

we make a break for it.

- Head back to our spaceship. - Right.

Oh, Alan, you're so smart.

You would never have thought of that, Josie.

It sounds like it could be dangerous to me.

You'll do as Alan says, or I'll fix you.

'Bleep, we'll need you in this, too.'

[bleeps]

Now, Melody, this whole thing depends on you.

But first, you've got to con Throg

into letting the Pussycats play.

'Then have them bring the instruments from the

spaceship.'

Think you can remember all that?

Oh, sure, nothing to it.

[giggles]

Uh, what was the first part again?

Oh, boy! Good luck to us!

You can do it, Melody.

Remember, this all depends on you.

[instrumental music]

(Alan) 'Well, Melody

came through for us.'

This gig is going to be build as

Josie and the Pussycats plus three.

Since we've all gotta get out together.

Alex, Alexandra and I, will fake in

pretend to be part of the act.

Huh, the others have been faking it for years.

Something's happening.

Sounds like Throg's circus is about to begin.

(Josie) 'There are two frogs

on that platform.'

'Hey, it's an upside down routine. Fantastic.'

'Now, that is the goofiest high wire act I've ever seen.'

Oh, yeah, take a look at that flipped out frog

'under the trampoline.'

(Josie) 'Well, now I see everything.

I think.'

(Alexandra) 'Have you met your relatives,

the clowns?'

'They don't look very amusing.'

(Melody) 'Oh, but they look

kinda familiar.'

I don't see anything funny about that.

You may be, but certainly not me.

You're face is getting more laughs as usual. Ha-ha-ha.

(Alexandra) 'Get a glance at those

Pinocchio ponies.'

'Hop along frogety rides again. Ha.'

Bring on the Earth people.

Okay, Pussycats. Hit it.

♪ Hey did you have yourself a day ♪

♪ Hey did you make ♪

♪ Each minute pay ♪

♪ Did you run did you seek.. ♪

So, this is what they call music.

What do you think of it, Mighty Throg?

Well, it is loud. I'll say that for it.

Okay, Bleep. Now.

[bleeps]

Now's our chance.

The lights, what happened?

Look over there, it was a trick. They have escaped. Ri-bit.

(Throg) 'Clear the arena, find them

and bring them to me, at once.'

That's as good a way as any. Let's go.

Guards, guards!

[upbeat music]

Split.

[music continues]

Whoa!

[music continues]

[engine revvs]

boing

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

kaboom

Now, there's a switch.

Let's turn it on and go.

[chuckles] It's very nice of Throg

to lend us his spaceship.

- Where to, Alan? - Are you kidding?

Back to our spaceship, of course.

But what about Throg's invasion machine?

If we leave it the way it is

he could use it against Earth anytime.

Oh, you're right.

We'll take care of it before we go.

There's Throg's place, just ahead.

(Valerie) 'Yeah,

but what's the plan, Alan?'

Ever hear of destruction derby?

[bleeps]

Right on, I get the idea.

(Alan) Brace yourselves.

'This thing's on it's last place.'

kaboom

(Alan) 'Now, cut out.'

boom

(Alexandra) 'At last, I hope we've

seen the last'

'of those frog faced creeps, the very last.'

For once, I'm with you, sis.

Don't worry, we've left Throg and his friends

far-far behind by now.

- What's that? - 'Yeah, what?'

- 'Oh, no, Throg.' - 'How did he get here?'

(Josie) 'Sebastian, you!'

The old mask on the cat bit.

Well, you can say we had the last laugh on Throg.

[laughter]

(Alex) 'I wanna go home.'

[theme song]

♪ They're blasting off now ♪

♪ Josie's on a rocket ride ♪

♪ Pussycats all by her side ♪

♪ Bleep Bleep is the kooky guide ♪

♪ Come along and dig the chase ♪

♪ With the Pussycats in outer space ♪

♪ The Pussycats in outer space ♪

♪ Yeah ♪♪